Does smearing cum on stuff actually make it erect?
>>221025825My pubes are still curly so probably not
>>221025825Boomer parents used to watch this propaganda with their children.
>>221025825She had such a pretty face.
>>221025904Her forehead is wrinkly as fuck.
fact: women HATE getting cum in their hair
>>221026062You'd hate it too. It's a bitch to get out and you have to wash your hair.
>>221025936That's normal.
>>221026193Not really at her age. She's clearly wrecked her face with UV rays, alcohol, and cumshots.
>>221026211you're a moron with no real life contact with womenunless her forehead is botoxed to hell it will show wrinkles when she raises her eyebrowsdie screaming
>>221026211I'd rather see women age more naturally than see them bogged.
>>221026062>>221026184Its not because its a bitch to get out, women have a strict hair wash routine i.e. every x days, if they have to wash it unplanned they whole world falls apart and they get madt. women knower
>>221026232>t. roastie thats taken 20 loads to the faceits not normal
>>221025936She's raising her eyebrows dumbass
>>221025825It will stiffen things so if there was cum in her hair and she pushed her hair up like that then yes when the cum dried her hair would stay in that shape.
>>221026280eternal virgin cope
>>221025825cum literally comes out of your erect peniswhat do you think makes it erect?
>>221025936My ex-gf used to say that my forehead/eyebrow furrow looked like wifi signal icon.
>>221025825You never dealt with stains?semen is full of starch-like carbs to fuel the sperm, it dries stiff. Not as extreme as that but it's a comedy.
>>221025825realistically how a beautiful and attractive woman like Diaz's character doesn't know semen when she sees it?
>>221026537It’s not a realistic film
Never understood this scene, since when do women use hair gel? And to just run it through their bangs? They spend an hour on that shit with all sorts of products they ain't using mens brylcreem randomly
>>221026537She knows, she just DGAF.
>>221025904
>>221026853It's funny cuz it's cum dummy.
I saw this movie when it came out. All that gross out humour was such obvious degenerate Jew shit thinly disguised as 'le comedy'. I hated it from day one.
>>221026280cum is literally good for skin though
>>221027120how fucking old are you that you were cursing jews back in 1998
>>221026280Is 20 loads in a lifetime supposed to be impressive?
>>221025936when people post stuff like this, I wonder if they've ever seen another human being or only anime characters.
>>221027612He meant currently.
>>221026193>>221027647>>221026297>>221026232If a 26 year old woman's forehead looks like that despite literal Hollywood film set lighting, makeup, and post editing, then she's chopped. Go talk to some actual 26 year old girls, most of them don't look like that even when raising their eyebrows. I know millennials think they still look young but that shit is only normal for you, not people in their 20s.
>>221025825no.
>>221025825the movie is sexist
>>221028241splendid boobies
>>221025825I honestly truly believe this was the exact moment quality comedy died in America.Everything required for this "joke" is such a bizarre alien fucking stretch of the imagination.It existed only for the purpose of creating forced controversy for the trailer
>>221027858Nigger that is literally what a forehead looks like when you raise your eyebrows like that you insane fucking incel retardget a therapist and a med prescription
>>221026062because they wash it like 1 time a month
>>221026278So it's fine if it's on the day they planned to wash their hair?
>>221026278>>221028356this is not cum-related but I get irrationally annoyed when I see girls swimming or wading and I can see them straining to avoid getting their hair wet. this must be what it feels like to get the ick.
>>221028702Yes, you can go right ahead.
>>221028827nobody cares that a dude got an ick
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