who was in the wrong here?https://youtu.be/dFq3AUmaFl8?si=farbU6AwGl_YlgBM
>>221027845rogan for being a bitch
Harland is a god tier troll.
>>221027864I knew it was you. You can't help yourself.
>>221027909stop samefagging your own gay post
Harland's wackadoo personality can get irksome but rogan is clownshoes. Did you know trump change ice into nice?! He is a genius!
posting times hogan blew a gasket? https://youtube.com/shorts/AjCWKNLfn3A?si=ODfoWb5DRGS70Oyj
>>221027845I'm 95% sure Joe is just playing along with Williams' style of comedy at this pointI mean, he can't be THAT stupid right?
>>221027845you couldn't link the important part of the video?
>>221027936Hi Joe. You lost.
>>221027845/tv/?
>>221027845>>221027967>?si
>>221027909You know he's good if he can make Sam Hyde blow a gasket.
>>221027967When that right wing grifter pushed back on his weed stance. The right wing bro had his stance because it was tace.coded but rogan was flipping out about it because he clearly enjoys weed.
>>221028077Anyone have the webm of Nick's reaction
>>221027976he has terminal weed brain he really is that stupid
>>221028077lol Sam got absolutely BTFO
>>221027909When Norm died he knew he had to take the mantle.
>>221027909>act like a dickhead all day>"wooah what an amazing Troll(tm)! i kneel!"
>>221027845Harland destroys right wing chuds
>>221028170Who
>>221027845Rogan's fascination with animals while not knowing shit about them is so weird.I've been aware of this man for over ten years and every other clip is him being wrong about very basic animal facts. Is it just part of his tough guy performance?
>>221027845>purposely get too deep into a conversation till you're out of your element>maintain irony and selective ignorance until the conversation stopsThis is how leftist discourse has always worked. It's why they think they're smart AND funny.
>>221028331>it just part of his tough guy performance?He just talks too much while not having anything to say. The podcast should've just stayed as a weed hang with comedians and weirdos. Redban was holding that shit together so Joe wouldn't get lost in his own asshole.
>>221027967Even clips of this shit are boring.
>They're skittish around people if they think the people might have a gunLMAO, Rogan confirmed to be a retard that thinks animals knows what guns are
>>221027967Can't find the clip but I remember him going off on a woman who called in to correct him on something related to gorillas.After the call was over, he was still seething and mocking her like "LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A VAGINA"This nigga is retarded
>>221028265He is more of an absurdist and whimsical entertainer. Same as theo von's yokel shtick. Only difference is harland hasn't hitched on to the maga money.
Joe Rogan is a dumb gorilla
>>221028331Bryan Callen does this shit too in the exact same way
>>221028438I mean some animals can distinguish between people unarmed and a weapon. Pick up a stick around a dog or cat and it knows to run away if it has experience with awful humans.
>>221028369Both of them are conservative and right-wing and voted for Trump by the way, retard
>>221028438Come on dude. He's right about that one. Animals definitely know things like that. My cat can strip and assemble an AR15 in under an hour. Not 'lightning fast' but for a cat it's amazing.
>>221028463He didn't wait for the call to be over, he actively debated an expert on primates about a mythological creature. He is a moron! It was on the Opie and Anthony show.
>>221028477he needs a nest
>>221028519I dont know harland's politics but rogan claims to be impartial while going to the white house and using his platform to endorse trump and palantir.
>>221027845>FELTED sam>FELTED joe>FELTED /tv/Why do we keep losing, chudbros?
How do people not realize he's just fucking around? Top kek
>>221027845>JOE: Dolphins don't kill humans False. Dolphins are sadists. They kill for fun.
>>221028506I find it hard to believe a cat could learn to run away from a gun though. Unless it had a history of being pistol whipped instead of being shot
>>221027845Why there's people watching two hotheads debating about wolfs for 20 minutes tho, peolple will watch anybody with a mic these days
>>221028170
This has to be a bit because I laughed when he said they're skittish if they think the guy has a gun. Like that was a long setup with a goofy ass twist. I'm going to leave it there because I don't want him to ruin it.
>>221028077Why is Sam raping that man
>>221027845Who's Billy?
>>221028331Joe likes to LARP as a hunter too, but he doesn't actually hunt. He has professional guides set up a private reserve for him, bait the prey, and set Joe up in a big, expensive and fancy stand with an even more expensive rifle or crossbow. He doesn't even skin or butcher. He's honestly pathetic
>>221028593They know what a possible weapon looks like. A broom or a branch will frighten them. Same way a street dog knows to run away if you walk towards it to pet it.
gorilla nest pilled
>>221028680source for any of that you just claimed?
>>221027845the raped and the raper
>>221028471And the actor from busboys, Theo, is unfunny as fuck
>>221028680That isnt fair, he also uses his bow from the top of his hummer.
I think harland is saying that every animal has a deep seeded builtin fear of humans kinda like how we do for aliens
>>221028698Joe's podcast. It's somewhere in there. Go listen to all episodes and check for yourself.
>>221028558He's endorsing palantir?
>>221028077>roid>can't push around an elderly faggotLol. Lmao even
>>221028682A broom or a branch look similar to a stick. A handgun doesn’t look like a stick. Maybe they’d mistake some rifles for looking stick like and thinking they’d get a beating, but in that case it’s not intelligent, it’s an erroneous association.
>>221028726im not afraid of aliens
>a happy go lucky Canadian who looks kind of like a cartoon chipmunk effortlessly trolls the world's biggest shows just by being his silly self Cute story. Joe is a great example of weed and psychedelics not actually making you cooler, living evidence of why I stick to uppers. I haven't watched his podcast in ages, he's always weird and angry and doesn't get or play along with jokes. Fucking boomer. Harland was also in comedy masterpiece Freddy Got Fingered which puts him beyond reproach by default.
>>221028754Roids don't make you strong
>>221028077>i wish I was sitting on my computer browsing overpriced real estate instead
>>221028812It's a trend that "Just take psychadelics and chill out and be enlightened" dudes are actually incredibly highly strung. If you question anything about what they say they fly off the handle.
>>221027967My favorite time was when Rogan believed in some ape cryptid that eats people, and a monkey scientist actually called in to tell him it was fake and he got fucking furious.
They were both kind of wrong. Wolves don't ever really attack humans. You can barely find any cases of it happening. But then harlan acts like animals instinctually run from humans because they are human, which is false. And then rogan acts like we arent clearing out most of their habitats until he goes on a "human best animal" rant.
>>221028733He literally shut it down when theo von was pointing out how Israel was using palantir tech to kill Palestinians. He quickly wanted to derail the line of questions. He then apologized and tried to gaslight the audience that he didnt do that in front of our eyes!
>>221028767You'd instantly shit your pants if you saw a alien
>>221028887>>221028533
>>221028932only if they were holding a stick
>>221028591Yes but rarely humans.
>Most critters avoid us, even fish if you walk up on themWas he right?
>>221028961but they will rape a bitch given half a chance
Video is set to private now
>>221028812All these comedians talk about how they can make people laugh. Involuntary reactions. None of them make Joe or Jamie laugh. Says a lot how they're actually unfunny and need their cultist to laugh at their unfunny bits
>>221028991Yeah, I just switched it to private. Too many niggers were crying about it. You're welcome.
>>221028991silverback status?
>>221029015Uh oh widdle snowflake had to private the video?
>>221029015Awwww did wittle Joe have a melty abd threaten to sue you
>>221029004Most other comedians don't make him laugh because most of their jokes go way over his head while he's babbling about "the craft of comedy" or some shit like that
>>221028471>Theo>maga moneyHe broke with Trump over Gaza/Iran. Maga hates Theo now.
>>221029057You're why I set to private.
>>221027845joe rogan should be locked up
very cringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__CvmS6uw7E
>>221028925Theo Von loves dead Palestinians. Theo is an opportunistic lying faggot
>>221029093Theo loves maga. Especially Jared Kushner.
>>221029084Jamie doesn't laugh either. You need a very high IQ to understand the babbling of Theo though, you're right.
>>221028948kek
>>221029197>You need a very high IQ to understand the babbling of Theo though, you're right.Craziest part is you literally don't. That's how retarded Joe Rogan is
>>221028925Theo getting put on a massive dose of SSRIs and then holding all of the opinions of 20 year old tiktok women wasn't on my bingo card for 2026.
>>221029134Ahh there it is, thanks anon.
>>221029277That's the joke, you retarded Theo von fan. Theo is just that unfunny.
>>221029278He's the son of a billionaire from Chile. Don't know why he's pretending to be a poor hillbilly from New Orleans.
>>221029197Isn't Jamie instructed to only speak when spoken to? He probably mutes his mic unless he explicitly has to say something, so you don't hear his reaction.I'm only assuming, but he seems to always have been on a tight leash in terms of interacting on the show.
>>221029165Is he supposed to hate them?
>>221028463>>221028887this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naIegDE5JxU
>>221029302I was responding to the joke, but whatever. My point is that Joe isn't laughing because he doesn't get simple jokes, not because he genuinely finds them unfunny. He literally doesn't know a joke is being made a lot of the time, not just with Theo Von.
>>221029350He's "crying" about them while at the same time hanging out with people who profit whenever they die. He's soulless.
>>221027845you for posting this shit nearly a month after the fact
>>221029370THE BONDO APE!!!! CNN??? HELLO!!!! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING OK!!!! NATIONAL GEOPRAHIC!!!!!!
>>221028991mirror?
>>221029382This sounds like cope because you disagree with this views
>>221029409its not worth it desu
>>221029409the gorilla nest was thrashed
Joe Rogan sent out a take down order to youtube lmao
>>221029370>>221029134Why do gay guys hate women so much?
>>221028369bot post
>>221029491They deserve it for not making my pp hard
>>221027845Stop being a faggot and request to have your thread deleted OP. I don’t blame you for getting worried about being doxxed, but at least help the jannies with their job.
>>221029427I disagree with a lot of comics' views and can still admit they're funny or smart.Joe is neither of these things.
>>221029453Is jamie reading this thread?
Joe Rogan had the trump administration command youtube to stand down. They were told to pull it and then they did. This is outrageous.
>>221029644Libtard meltie
>>221029515I missed it how'd OP doxx themselves?
Joe Rogan is gonna sue OP...
>>221027845>video is privateSo what's the tl;dr?Isn't the guest a troll type comedian like Matan and Sam Hyde? Was he actually serious or was Joe being dense again?
lmao OP is for sure ESL
>>221029724If you wanna rile Joe up all you have to do is say something vaguely sexist or say weed is bad
>>221029724>Isn't the guest a troll type comedian like Matan and Sam Hyde?Not exactly, although he is almost always "on".In this case he just dared contradict Joe when he said that wolves will kill a human on sight.Follow by, yeah, Joe being dense again.
>>221027976Too many ice baths
>>221029852why would you get angry about a pointless topic neither participants know anything about?
>>221028077>Lifting for show vs real strengthIsn't harland like 60 as well? Embarrassing
>>221028763Not all wolves will be scared of guns. They might have experienced that some farmer use His handgun and shots up in the air only to scared them away from his sheeps and they start associating the gun with loud bangs
>>221029317Cant find anything online about his father being a Chilean billionaire. How do you retarded schizos come up with this?
>>221029964it would take like 15 separate instances of warning shots for a wolf to stop fearing the loud noiseThey are still just dogs, their brains work the same way as any other
>>221029964I'm also a wolf expert like you, joe and harland. LMAO
>>221028077i still havent been able to watch this because i know the cringe would absolutely ruin me lol
>>221029986Nicaragua. Who gives a shit, you can braindead Theo fan. He pretends to be poor and retards like you believe it.
>>221029991I always found it more confusing than anything else
>>221027845that's the piss drinker
>>221029278>tries to make a dig at young women while using "wasnt on my bingo card"okay big guy
>>221029986He's from a royal family and pretends that he was a homeless redneck. Google it, mongoloid
Stool status update?
>>221029988All animals are scared of loud sounds. I don't think they would get used to a gun sound. Fire works still scare the shit out of dogs. If they knew what fire works looks like they would skittish around it
>>221030083On Theo? His stool sample is full of drugs.
>>221029947I'm not angry in the slightest, I just think the exchange is funny
>>221030098yes but dogs learn through experiencing discomfort, and if they don't experience any discomfort or pain, they will not learn and if hostile would eventually rush at a guy even if he fired a gun into the air to scare them offbut realistically you should shoot wild dogs or wolves if you have shit to protect like livestock or children or your garbage cans, because fuck em
>>221030039Southerners love liars pretending to be like them. George Bush, Theo,Ted Cruz, Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson etc. All rich retards exploiting them and pretending to have had a poor and rural upbringing in the south. All lies.they'll support then until they die.Truly braindead retards.
>>221030134no strong stimuli like that will naturally repel an animalanimals are like autistic kids
>>221030131I was talking about Rogan - not you, friendo
>>221028438I wonder if they'll ever figure out guns eventually, since the ones that don't get shot. It seems like animals are more aware of what cars are now, like they don't just try to attack them as often as they used to.
>>221028077GORILLA NEST
>>221027967imagine getting gaped by crowder of all people
Imagine if you spent more time working on a skill or searching for investment opportunities instead of what you're doing here.
>>221030267smart and social animals like elephants probably know that humans with weird sticks in their hands mean troublethey're able to pass down knowledge to younger generations so there's gotta be some herds that have a vague idea that guns are bad
>>221027845Not going to watch but Rogan only gets mad if he's either being proven incorrect or someone is saying bad things about weed or Israel
>>221030158Southern states and places of living are growing and attractive to productive human beings.
>>221030442Harland just says really dumb and unfunny shit. That is all
>>221030453Has nothing to do with what he said, retard.
>>221030473Is Rogan mad about him stealing his gimmick then?
>>221030158Bush never really pretended to be a southerner. He was a Bush for fucks sake, they were a very well known political dynasty. He was born in Connecticut but grew up between houston and midland texas. His big pandering trick was when he would go out to the ranch and clear brush (which he never did again after he left office), but he was as texan as anyone. But texas is pretty big and contains several huge cities (Houston, Dallas, San Antonio) while also having a shitload of really low density rural areas as well, which is why no Texan would ever call themselves a southerner, and no Southerner would ever call texas "The South."Texas is Texas, and The South is The South.
>>221028526KEK
>>221030490Rogan has had the number 1 podcast for a while now and is soon going to be a billionaire. So no. Some unfunny retard who was in a couple of shitty comedy movies 20 years ago is not like Rogan.
>>221030500Texas is Mexico
buy a fucking ad jaime you prick.
>>221030517So why is Rogan mad then?
>>221030500Texas is part of the South because Texas flew the Stars and Bars in the late 1800s
>>221030530Harland reheats old hippy talking points how all animals are friendly or whatever the fuck, I don't know. He constantly concedes multiple points and has no argument.
This is a very strange bot thread wtf
>>221030553You don't know?
>>221030489Bringing up the shithole state of blue states isn't relevant?
>>221030535Texas was barely a state at the time and they joined because the Confederates marched a battalion to Sam Houston's front door, but that's neither here nor thereBy virtue of its size, differing cultures, and geographical makeup, Texas is the south, the midwest, the southwest, and a better example of a Mexican border state than any of the others
>>221030530the way I see it is Rogan likes to think of himself as the animal expert or whatever. If he gets pushed back on science or sports or technology it's not a huge deal, but animals.... You better leave him the FUCK alone
>>221030521
>>221030567the vid op posted is private, noone knows what hes talking about lol
>>221028812You are a living example of why uppers don't make people cooler BTW
>>221030663he privated it midway through the thread when he realized people could find him through his youtube accounthe's probably a retarded ESL
>>221029660LOOK ITS A BONDO APE RETARD
>>2210304535 people were stabbed on the NYC subway yesterday by some nigger already known to be """mentally unwell""" just wandering around in free societyLast month 3 people were attacked with a machete on the subway. These people are arrested 17 times yet released the next day until they inevitably snap again. You are forced into a tube until one of these unhinged schizos snaps again and again
>>221030473He's like a 12 year who thinks he's funny by being so le quirky and random tehehehe
>>221030761Don't you get it?The first 13 times he got arrested he just got pushed through the system. When he killed Iryna Zarutska he was no longer competent to stand trial and couldn't be held responsible for his actionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srM2CVQE5QgA 15 year old can be arrested and released 111 times. But if he crosses the line and kills a police officer we are going to find out that he cannot be held accountable for his actions
>>221030648When I still listened to him like 8 years ago it was really funny hearing him ramble to every one of his guests about his chickens like he was an expert 6th generation chicken farmer and breeder but he was just repeating dumb shit you see facebook moms say that's not even true. He's always been the equivalent of a dentist who gets into "homesteading" after being rich as a hobby.
>>221030943You sound incredibly outraged.
>>2210307614 million people ride the subway in NYC every day. You need to get out of whatever echo chamber you're in and think critically about why they want you to care about five cases of violence reported and being investigated by police in a sea of millions of rides. Take your time. No judgement here. I believe in you.
>>221031214
>>221027845If I had a podcast, and I had a gen x Canadian comedian on, I would just go in expecting that everything they said is a joke/bit. Dont take them serious at all.
>>221032409rogan genuinely does not understand when someone is joking unless they're doing a funny voice and screaming
>>221032250No one with life prospects is going to die over a train fare you dork.
>>221032602I know. Its brutal to watch sometimes, especially when a guest is a top level riffer.
>>221032642You're too dumb to understand how stupid you sound.
>>221027845Is that a real tattoo?
>comedian yawn, who cares
>>221028265Yes, being a troll is acting like a dickhead in ways which particularly aggravate your target into an amusingly flustered response, while making (most of) the audience laugh.
>>221029278Opposing mass surveillance conglomerates is the opinion of a 20 year old tiktoker?
>>221028561WHOAH BUDDY
Why must Harland always cause problems? It's starting to get annoying & possibly stale comedically speaking
>>221028077Quick rundown on this? I was in a coma when it happened.
>>221032250Leftists disgust me and the world would honestly be better if you were killed. Preferably by one of your pet blacks because that would turn it from funny to hilarious.
>>221029004Joe rogan is a dullard who doesnt get certain witty jokes.
>>221029093Is that why he had dinner with Jared kushner?
>>221029197He gets punished if he upstate rogan or the guest. He definitely gets a ymtalking to if he corrects joe in real time. That joe Biden believing there were airfield in the civil war was trump saying it. Joe quickly moved on.
>>221029278Opposing the tech oligarchs making a panopticon to enslave humanity is tiktok girly vibes? Fuck out of here!
>>221029397He wants to have his cake and eat it too. He wants the maga money and also the humane side of america.
>>221027909He's an unfunny boomer but somehow people lose their minds when interacting with him.
>>221033036Harland threw a couple of light hearted digs at supposed fellow comedian Sam Hyde, who midway through, wrecked his set epic style a tired himself out wrestling him.He didn't get much of a reaction and the rest of the episode was just awkward. It's cringekino
>>221029964I saw a cougar keep advancing on a guy while he was shooting his handgun at it with warning shots.
>>221030367Keeping track of the morons bamboozled half the country with lies fuels my motivation to succeed.
Since OP is a confirmed fag who privated his video, can I at least know which episode and timestamp?
>>221030761The Republicans want mental institutions to stay nonexistent so they can execute americans in the street for non-compliance when arresting them.
>>221032602>>221032661His bit doing a baby voice was brutal to watch. He wouldn't stop till marc Normandy laughed.
>>221033036Hey anon, long time no see
>>221027845>rogan pisses and shits his panties at a forest ranger for telling him reality isn't the sensationalist fantasy of a retarded italian bostonian midget
>>221027909It's silly improv it's not even trolling. Joe is just a retarded narcissist. Act silly around a narc like joe or sam and they sperg out because they think they're being made fun of.>>221028192Joe rogan doesn't even smoke weed, moron.
>>221028331His fascination with animals comes from bob gimlin and art bell. joe is a mentally retarded italian guy from boston who can't accept his homosexuality so he fought people and did steroids then burnt out and turned into a pseudo evil hippie burning man aliens sacred geometry bernie sanders fucktard.
>>221028438>we hunt bears - bears attack humans >we hunt wolves - wolves avoid humansHe refuses to believe it's just livestock farmers who hate them for cutting into their profit margins. BRO LIL RED RIDINg HOOD IS A WARNING
>>221028265Harland is always sweet to people what are you even talking about?
>>221033761I like how troons think a bernie bro is hitler now kek
>>221028925wtf I love palantir. I just bought some shares recently.
>>221028754Harland is neither of those things and he would fold your decrepit shrimp ass.
>>221030337>smokes cigar while screaming at his pregnant wife she can't take their only car out>scared of weedevery time
>>221030761Same thing happens in the south
>>221032250How many people take the trains in Tokyo? How many stabbings? What happens when someone defends themselves? What happens to the perp?
>>221032602It's worse than that. He can tell when Harland is making a joke and he actually gets mad.
>>221035386He isnt scared of it, its a classist and racist dogehistle. Its shorthand for the hoi polloi being deserving of punishment.
>>221027845Rogan’s a thin-skinned faggot, so clearly Rogan.
>>221030473>>221030802dumb guys mad
>>221032809zoomer fatigue>>221029004JAmie isn't allowed to laugh and Joe Rogan is a depressed retarded bostonian. He only thinks gay shit is funny.
>>221035296You didnt see him on kill Tony losing it on the redhead schizo cause he didnt do any research on his act?
>>221035455I don't get it.
>>221035503you're saying harland was mean to someone during a roast? damn there goes his nice guy card. He should have done his research so he could be nice.
>>221035455>>221035506Classist and racist dogwhistle. Weed is only used by the lower class and the upper class shouldn't partake in such activities. Its the same way wes Watson was told white dont step on the back of their sneakers in prison, they tie up their shoes everytime. It was a marker of their identity. Which is why joe rogan gets heated up since he has fun smoking weed.
>>221035484it’s worth mentioning that rogan grew up in north jersey during the ‘80s which was absolutely sopranos territory and he got so brutally bullied by actual tough guys it fucked his brain up. his father:https://youtube.com/shorts/3GxsMtQxNB8?si=GE_hdzIO47rVz-5utalking about always being the smallest kid:https://youtu.be/ZY6lHUqeRXU
>>221035521Not a roast, there is a panel of veteran comedians and guest that speak with the open micers. He didnt know the redheads act even though he was a favorite regular.
>>221035455kys fag
>>221028558>why won't the guy endorse the party that keeps trying to cancel his showretard
>>221035585This dummy has a blue lives matter sticker and acts surprised when they give him a ticket.
>>221035603So he should endorse the guy that is destroying civilization? That seems like a worse reason to like rogan.
>>221035641>So he should endorse the guy that is destroying civilization?both sides are doing that retard
>>221035551I don't get it
>>221027909There's nothing funny or clever about Harland. What an odd guy to meat ride for.
>>221034806Hes made Matun crack so many times
>>221028680that's nearly 99.99% of all hunters>bait animals or locate them with drones>slather your face in camo paint>wear camo head to toe >just so you can sit in a camo pop up blind >blast it with a compound bow or a PRS rifle that costs several thousand dollars >dump the carcass at a butcher or taxidermist >wax poetic about naturemost hunters are faggots
>>221028438Not defending this retard, but I have my only pet retarded theory about guns and certain animals, and it comes courtesy of cougars. You hear about cougar attacks all the time, but every time you do, it tends to be hikers, joggers, and cyclists. Does that mean that cougars know what guns are and what they smell like? Would gun-scented body spray reduce cougar attacks?
>>221035576This makes me like Harland more. Why should he know about a kill tony contestant. The show is literally kill tony and friends roasting shitty standups.
>>221028526Fucking kek.
>>221035733Matan can only troll ipad kids and steveo
>>221035738joe rogan isn't a hunter he went on a couple guided tours>that's nearly 99.99% of all huntersyou've never even met one
>>221035746Hunter here the reason we don't get attacked is because we stand our ground and that spooks any animal including bears. They are evolved to equate animal that runs away as prey if you don't run away it fucks with them. The people you listed run away
>>221028526I caught your cat on my ring doorbell and I am training my dog to load a mortar in retaliation.
>>221027845I don't know who hardland williams is but it's clear he is a fag with a man's name tatt'd on the front of his face
>>221028767You will be. You. Will be.
>>221035746they attack lone women joggers who flip the fuck out and make high pitched prey noises and run away. a man stands his ground and screams at them and they bitch out - usually, sometimes even a man standing his ground gets attacked.
>>221035844He got that tattoo to honor his dead son, you insensitive prick.>>221035884Afraid of illegal aliens desu
>>221027845Harland just pretends to be retarded. Rogan is a literal retard.
>>221033036Sam Hyde can dish it out but absolutely cannot take it
>>221027845they privated the video lmaowhat did you comment, /tv/?
>>221035981take what? whimsical improv? lighthearted ribbing?
>>221035826stupid cat. thats dangerous!!!
>>221035945How exactly is a face tattoo designed to goof on Rogan? What's the connection? What's the payoff? Or is he just a retarded boomer with a sycophantic fan base who suck his ass and think everything he does is genius.
>>221036098Reacting to Harland Williams' silly comedy like a troglodyte angry at David Lynch movies for not making sense is the funniest shit ever.
>>221036126Thank you for proving my point. When there's no connection it's a silly meaningless goof. When there is a connection it's a searing insult that should cause the guy way more famous and way more rich than him to retire. Go make another three hour video essay about how Joe Rogan is "over" now that a retarded boomer has graced him with his presence.
>>221036098>>221036208>williams does something utterly ridiculous like being a 60 year old man who pretends to have gotten a face tattoo representing his favorite pet goat that recently died in a car accident>rogan does not immediately dismiss it as fake and legitimately entertains that there's a possibility the scenario laid out before him is realif you don't understand what happened here and why it's a comedic situation, you have the bad kind of autism
>>221036098MDEcel mad and projecting
>>221028331whats the point of putting niggerspeak on animegay faggot speak like a normal person
>>221036208>>221036098lmao
>>221036353Form outta nowhere>>221036419>>221036310>>221036126Samefag
>>221036437lmao
>>221036437>guy who is as dumb as rogan but less charismaticgrim
>>221027845>This video is private
>>221028331He likes animals in the way a teenager getting high and watching Animal Planet does. The real fault is with the dude weed conspiracy retard getting an audience who expects him to know anything at all. Hell, even in MMA they routinely clown on "expert commentator" Toe Rogaine who knows fucking nothing about fighters and fights (outside whatever pond of interest, largely 15 years ago, he actually had).
>>221035985>/tv/ ruins it for the rest of us, episode 127
>>221036465Joe Rogan always sides with what is sensationalist. ANIMALS ARE HUNtING HUMANS RED ALERT BIGFOOT ALIENS DISAPPEARING PEOPLE!!!!
>>221036457I don't even know what's going on in this thread anymore. It seems like there's some weird off-site beef between the people that still find dril tweets funny and somehow this causes them to get into a blood feud with people that hate weird gay millennial humor but then that's wrapped all the way back around again and now we're trying to figure out if there really was any honesty in the delivering a situational comedic event by some washed up canadian podcaster on another podcasters show? Is anyone following this?
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How can you insufferable faggots bear to participate in the wholly synthetic culture battles surrounding this shit? I listen to Rogan because it's usually two guys shooting the shit and in the process they're talking about how to better your life. I try to ignore the advertising, usually skip through it because it's recorded as part of the episodes. But how are you people having these gay debates ITT? Zomg did you hear Billy disagreed with Bobby? What about Nick and my other favorite eceleb??They're not going to fuck you or be your friend. They barely know you exist and you are literally a number in a spreadsheet to these people. They are entertainers. Rogan isn't even TV, it's a fucking podcast, which is radio adjacent. There needs to be a separate board for eceleb worshippers.
>>221028818ok dyel
>>221036513don't worry about it
>>221028015
>>221028438>thinks animals knows what guns are>city slicker has never seen the difference in behavior of deer around armed vs unarmed people or how they'll wander around like they own the place after the hunting season closeslol
>>221036519>bearhehehe good one
>>221036519nigga stop being mad that you don't get the joke
>>221028652The weak should fear the strong.
>>221036531my favorite part about joe rogan is he fled california for beautiful texas for what reason? woke? financial? doesn't make sense on any level. Joe is a billionaire and texas is fucking hideous boring and totally unbearable. The woke was too much in his mansion compound where he's totally isolated from reality I guess.
>>221036563keep coping retardtexas is infinitely better than cali
>>221036556sam is justified in his fear of Fred and Harland.
>>221036579texas is one of the worst and ugliest states in the entire country and you're much more surrouinded by the "woke" out there
>>221035711Worked
>>221036604No and no.
>>221036579So joee couldn't afford california even though he's a billionaire? I don't get the argument here. In what way is it better? Do you mean fatter and blacker? Texas has much higher property taxes so he's probably spending more on his mansion out there than he was in california. But joe doesn't care about money he's a billionaire. Why would you want to live in a violent ugly flat desert full of urbanites and muslims?
>>221036636>>221036636>Why would you want to live in a violent ugly flat desert full of urbanites and muslims?That's factually a better description of California than Texas.
>>221036662uhh are you sure you're from America? You clearly have never been to California or Texas if you actually believe that.
>>221036675You think Texas is a big desert.You are retarded.Less of Texas is desert than California.
>>221027845Where can I see video please? Thanks bros
>>221036563>fled california for beautiful texas for what reason?no state income tax...and if you're that famous you probably never leave your house
>>221028438Why aren't more animals fucking terrified of guns? I've seen videos of big cats get shot at and they get a bit stunned sometimes, but that stupid animal just heard the single loudest thing in its entire existence come effortlessly from your human hand, and seemingly something just came from out of it as well. It should think it just crossed paths with a predator demon, instead it may get confused or just carry on attacking you like nothing happened.Fuck, animals are so stupid.
For the retard, the red circle is the only part of Texas that's "desert"Everywhere else is green, particularly the dense SWAMPS and FORESTS that take almost the entire right half of the state.
>>221036496Bigfoot is where he'll actually push back because he saw the charlatans in their own element doing a tv show. "Unfuckable white dudes" he calls them.Of course he will then host the unfuckable white dudes who think the pyramids were made with mysterious sonic technology, or maybe it's giant batteries, or maybe it was aliens after all. I would actually be keen to see just how stupid the bigfoot people were to have broken his immense credulity when he can have a lying cocksucker like Bob Lazar on literally sweating and stammering about fake migraines when slightly pushed, and then promote that shit as 100% real for years. Golly.
>>221036781>erm ackchully this featureless shithole is a "high plain" not a desert hehe>erm "barren mesas" no ackchemlly this is called the "edwards plateau" and it's not technically a desertSmartest Lone Star drinker moment.
>>221028077Sam blasted roids and hgh to the point he disfigured himself and he cant even push a boomer out of the way, grim
>>221036833You do understand "desert" is not describing a section of land where there's fucking grass as far as the eye can see, right?
>>221036563He wanted to be the big dog in a progressive city. Two birds with one scone! His juvenile vulgarities hits harder in Austin than it does in Los angeles.
>>221036549ESL retard.
>>221036717Joe Rogan is a billionaire... why does he care about that? Texas is the ugliest place with the ugliest people and worst weather in the entire country. He lives there because he is incredibly stupid.
>>221036519That moron is literally destroying the pillars of civilization!
>>221036781>>221036690the entire state is a flat desert full of 600lb black mouth breathers. that's why you're crying.
>>221027845Video is privet
>>221036833These queers from texas need to be dealt with.>>221036867>actually the flat parts of texas where no one lives are beautiful: (picture of an ugly flat field on a 137 degree day) Why aren't there any 500lbs texans playing in the field?
>>221036781I wouldn't call South Texas green, it's a barren hellhole
>>221036978>>221036952>guy who thinks California is good
>>221027845Why do I get the feeling that Nick is the only one who could hang with Harland trying to bait? He dog walked Matun just by being bored and leaning further into the bit than Matun was willing to go.
>>221036894Yeah it seems like an ego thing. Some other billionaire said something to him at a party and he decided he wants to be the emperor of austin.>>221036915LMFAO
>>221036550>I'm only pretending to be retarded
>>221036986this is what south texas looks like
>>221027845buy an ad, bald faggot
>>221036990If you are a billionaire and live in coastal city that is 90% White yes it's the best place in the USA and it isn't even close. For you, no. Stay out. Go get shot in a mall in Dallas.
>>221029664Im assuming he used his privet youtube channel instead of a dummy account because the videos now privet. It happens to the best of us.
>>221037013I go all over texas for drag racing and I have a lot of fun but it hands down the ugliest fucking place with the fattest people I have ever seen and the amount of blacks and central americans is frightening to me as a Californian from a 90% White beach city.
>>221036833The Edwards plateau isn't desert it's rolling hills and cliffs and filled with greenery.
>>221037032>If you are a billionaire and live in coastal city that is 90% Whitetexas has more cities that are 90% white than california
>>221027845Rogan is okay>he only gets irritated at guests he thinks he can take, Bryan Callen is best example
>>221037062hillbillies aren't white and texas has more blacks and browns than california and they're constantly shooting and smashing cars into people
>>221035738>little baby begins to learn about the reality of how humans fed themselves since time immemorialWait until this guy finds out about snare traps and pit traps and gillnets lmao
I live in san antonio, its called the hill country, lots of hills i guess. Culturally its a fusion of german immigrant culture and mexican culture.Everyone in san antonio cant drive, is fat, only cares about the spurs, and loves whataburger
>>221037062How many cities do you live in at one time? The problem with the cities in Texas is they're landlocked in a flat desert and have texas weather. I actually know a man who was killed by a tornado in texas last year. He was sleeping over at the race track where he works and a tornado tossed his trailer.
>>221037013Go further down, towards McAllen and its all super dry brushland.
>>221037059unfortunately for you, the fat statistics of the Houston area do not reflect the rest of the state and I don't believe you've ever been anywhere near Texas
>>221037062how so? the rents are fucking high for browns, besides dont you fags have a ton of jeets now?
>>221037094The city in Texas I live nearest to looks like this.
>>221037013ugly and hot as shit and boringnow show me houston and dallas they look like paradise... how about el paso
>>221037086San Antonio is nothing but morbidly obese Mexican goblins. Austin women are way hotter (and whiter). Also the drivers have gotten noticeably worse here post-Covid.
>>221037131So, you do want to compare El Paso to LA? Because you'll lose that fight.
>>221037107>the fat statistics of the Houston area do not reflect the rest of the state Pretending only people in houston are obese is fucking hilarious. Almost everyone in every town and city in texas is morbidly obese. you live in the ugliest boringest place on earth.
>>221037146No.You're still using the dumb desert argument, you've probably never even been to the US at all.
>>221037129for 2 months of the year in the spring and it's still an ugly flat shitholetexas is one of the ugliest states bro just accept it
>>221037136austin is filled with libtards though, its like a cage where we quarantine them
>>221037131Austin is legitimately beautiful (in terms of environment).
>>221037136and blats>>221037145lmfao they're so mad they have to live in texass. Comparing Hell paso to Los Angeles is hilarious.
>>221037177Yes it's filled with faggots, but still better than San Antonio in my opinion. If housing was cheaper I would move there.
>>221037194>Hell Pasothis is LA btw
>>221037189No, I'm not from texas kek
>>221037215Or the US.
>>221037177So is San Antonio, Dallas, Houston and every other city in texas
>>221037107>>221037164Pretending like San Antonio isn't Mexico 2 is so disingenuous lol.
>>221037250Compared to LA?
>>221037212Looks beautiful>>221037234like most of the population of texas kek
>european nonwhites arguing which state in the US they'd rather live in
>>221037250Texas is literally central America and Africa with some 900lb hillbillies who praise them and the boys in blue 24/7 sprinkled in
>>221037250San Antonio's one redeeming quality is somehow being relatively safe for a large city. But it is Bean Central. And fucking boring.
>>221035576The bearded guy? He fucking blows. I want to watch that clip now, watch him get mogged by the leaf in his own territory. >>221036996At least Matan is also incredibly young, borderline still a kid, and has the same "problem" (call it a quirk) of wanting to always be In Control of his Kaufman-worship interview sets. Harland throws a wrench into any podcaster who likes being in charge because he just shows up and acts like the same unsteerable, gormless goofball every single time. Its almost turned into his brand these days to show up on someone else's show and joke around in this harmless, low stakes way while they get frustrated with him, and the funniest thing is that he doesn't feel like he's doing it on purpose.
>>221037164I said the entire state is fat and you said I still think it's a desert... bro texas is 100% a flat desert with awful weather and ugly fat dysgenic losers who can't afford to live somewhere nice but you brought it up this time
>>221037240Not to the same extent. You see some real faggotry in Austin.
>>221037320>ugly>flat>hot as hell>boring>ugly>fat>blacks>mexicans>600lbs white guys with hats oakleys and goatees telling you to salute the police
>>221037358Only steers and queers come from texas.
>>221036918>Joe Rogan is a billionaire... why does he care about that?>As of June 2026, Joe Rogan is not a billionaire. Despite his massive influence and multiple high-value contracts, his estimated net worth currently sits between $250 million and $300 million>AI Overview California’s top personal income tax rate is 13.3% for individuals making over $1 million, which includes an extra 1% tax on income over $1 million specifically for mental health services.pay 130k for every million you make in Cali...or keep it all in Texas.
>>221037401>pay 130k for every million you make in Cali...or keep it all in Texas.I am Joe Rogan I have 300 million dollars. I retire and stay in California. No more income tax. No more talking to spergs for 4 hours and being made fun of by the internet for being a gay midget retard. I win.
>>221037401only 130,000 from a million to not have to live in texas? Liteally the deal of the century imo. You couldn't pay me a million dollars a year to live in texas or new york. I'm taking that every time even if I had to start with 0 net worth. Joe has hundreds of millions and does not need to work.
>>221037465>I retire and stay in Californiayuck. no thank you. Wyoming for me
>>221037373There are relatively few blacks in San Antonio
>>221028526Figuring out doing backleg kicks on the armorers wrench while hugging on the buffer tube to torque the castle nut is pretty intelligent tb entirely desu
>>221028652Harland does sound like a little girl
>>221037401The best part of the meta for me is that California is possibly flipping red soon and Texas is a purple state that was almost flipped blue by dem racial gerrymandering and texas let their border unguarded and their state invaded even though they're based. But really it comes down to how ugly and boring and bad the weather is. Rich people get to live in whatever area they want they're not moving into the hood.
>>221037590>40 million>tree line isn't maintained at allBring in the scuffed realtor and john stupid!I mean if I was Joe I would definitely have a mountain home, a beach home, and another home. I'd probably buy a place in Japan just to flex on them.
>>221030761Yeah the ball is on your court now Bondo Ape denialists
>>221037785What's joe's opinion on bigfoot these days? It actually made me upset when Joe was insisitng wolves are retarded killing machines who want to eat people. He thinks the opposite of sharks btw... fucking sharks aren't trying to eat us and we're in THEIR territory and should stay out! But he refuses to believe wolves were slaughtered by ranchers because they attacked cattle and he won't accept that they improved the wildlife when they were reintroduced. Too many elk and coyotes and shit were fucking things up and wovles put them in their place.
>>221037826to clarify I mean Joe Rogan says sharks aren't trying to eat us and they're good guys and we should stay out of their "monster soup" but he thinks wovles should just be totally eradicated because they're scary and "little red riding hood" is proof of this in his mind. They also know what guns are.
>>221030943>arrested and released 111 times. Let me guess, whites were jealous of his success and accused him of crimes he didn't commit. Just like those other guys who were expelled just about the same number of times, give or take two
>>221037849canu imagine that?
>>221037167>texas is one of the ugliest states bro just accept itYou're nuts. Texas is great.
>>221036393>speak like a normal personI didn't make the imageNiggerspeak and anime being polar opposites is what makes the image humorous. The chinkbook characters are saying niggerish shit. That's the joke.You're fucked in the head, btw
>>221033708They can be very persistent in their search for a mate but that is pretty brazen even for the average older woman.
>>221037911I love texas but it is the ugliest state I've ever been to and the weather is atrocious and everyone there is fat and complains about the weather every 30 seconds. I love my Texas friends and I have fun traveling there to watch small tire drag racing. But it's still ugly and fat. Big fatty.
>>221035506It's the goddamn niggers, if you get my drift
>>221037916naruto is a cartoon for learing disabled black children desu
>>221033708>>221029964Wolves don't know what guns are neither do cougars. Loud noises may or may not scare an animal. Usually they do. Cougars almost always avoid people but sometimes they're just hungry or crazy. Some days cougars wake up listening to limp bizkit.
>>221029990Harland Williams was actually a forest ranger in Canada for half a decade he knows about wildlife. More than joe, you. and I combined. He patrolled Canadian wilderness areas, including Algonquin Park, Marathon, and Fort Frances. I am on Williams' side especially when a simple google search backs him up and says joe is a manlet.
>>221037937>>221033708Start Doing This
>>221037742>I mean if I was Joe I would definitely have a mountain home, a beach home, and another home. I'd probably buy a place in Japan just to flex on them.i like having all four seasons...harrison ford's place can't be beat. 800 acres, crazy
>>221038098California has heckin' seasons you bigot. Believe it or not I can see a snowcapped mountain top from the beach in a certain location! I've been to southern Wyoming when I was a kid. It was pretty much the same as Northern Colrado which I lived in... as a kid. Don't dox me.
>>221027845I've never seen this person in my life.
>>221038129Don't look behind you.
>>221038098>i like having all four seasonsTypical vivaldicel
>>221037848Well his ass is on the line if he's out elk hunting and gets crept up on by wolves. Of course he's salty about the aped predarors of the forests, who also happen to be gentle sensitive inteloigent animals that do appreciate human petting. Don't just run away or fire your scary loud guns next time you see one of u- them, try to make friends.
>>221027845I recently heard a clip of Harland saying richard pryor and george carlin aren't very funny and people who list them as the best comedians of all time might be npcs why are they all giving the same answer? He prefers silly shit not bill hicks or carlin ranting about how they're smart and everyone else is dumb. Big dick Williams.
>>221038166I will pet you. I know someone with a wolf and another person with a half wolf. They're good dogs.When I walk my dog I see coyotes pretty often and they always scurry away and hide behind something and then peer out and stare at me. If I was joe rogan they would probably beat me up and take my lunch money because he's a little italian girl.
>>221037987It's popular among this demographic because they enjoy it wrong, as they do most things.They focus on the fighting scenes and spend the rest of the time misunderstanding the story and mostly debating why the coolest characters are actually black.
