>Oh God and then Kevin Smith pissed off the fucking babies with his He man cartoon. Protip for anyone in Hollywood making a remake you DO NOT want to piss off the chuddie tiny white penis Timmycel chud manbabies. [laughs loudly] Like STAAAAR WAAARS >U-Uh, Jay, I just think that people wanted to see Heman in a Heman cartoo->Shut THE FUCK UP MIKE! You goddamn piss baby chudcel! TOUCH GRASS TOUCH GRASS AND HAVE SEXI can't believe Jay went off like that on Mike like that. It's probably over
i still dont know what a chud is
Jay's too gay to say shit like that
>>221028253Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
>>221028232You can tell these retards have reached peak contrarianism These retards literally used to make fun of Kevin Smith. And now they're literally defending him
>>221028253Sexist/racist non sex havers
>>221028232>chuds control the box office I just saved you a ton of words.
>>221028253>>221028268the NO U of what jews actually are genetically
>>221028255Well he basically did. OP exaggerated it by only a small margin and then Mike had to reel him back in and try and explain that the biggest gripe was there was no Heman in a Heman cartoon and he was like Yeah but.. ok well I'm not a manbaby and I don't care about Heman
>>221028232>Jay it's time to fuck>Okay Mike
It's cute how this little horse toothed manlet, who is only internet famous because his friend made a review that went viral, has the arrogance to act all cool and edgy as if he wouldn't be working in an Amazon warehouse now being bullied by supervisors half his age if not for rlm.
>dude, we revived a piece of nostalgia media, made the main hero die like a bitch, and did it explicitly to rub shit in the faces of the handful of people who care about the IP at allWhy did they do that though?And why am *I* wrong for pointing out that this is demented, and should never have gotten past the conceptual stage?>hurr hurr hurr manbabyThat's not an argument. I've never even seen He Man. I had better shows to watch as a kid. Anime was on TV.I'd probably be pissed off if they did the same thing to Digimon or Cardcaptor Sakura.
>>221028621Not to give Kevin Smith the benefit of the doubt, since I know he's a dweeb hack, but he may have thought the subversion would be a way to get new people interested in He-Man. Instead of making something good, you make something controversial to get eyes on your product. This was also around the time of everyone wanting a piece of the Game of Thrones pie, and he could have even been pressured to do something extreme like that.
>>221028447Wouldn't he have become a househusband for some gay corporate lawyer or something?
>>221028232Imagine being mad over he-man of all fucking thing
>>221028232He-Man was in the cartoon. He got "killed" on episode 1 and came back in 5. And every episode while he was dead featured an extended flashback of him doing super cool shit and every character glazing on how he's the best.The man babies didn't even watch if what the grifters were saying was true, they just gave them clicks and forsake thought.
>>221028847Trying to do Game of Thrones in a show that always had one definitive main character clearly doesn't work as a thing.What would have been subversive and interesting is if they just made a good show.
>>221028895I doubt anyone actually was. What's more likely is Netflix paid some Indian bot farms to spam Instagram and then paid some journalists to cover said totally organic "outrage" I don't think anyone gave a fuck about Heman in 2020
>>221028895It's called having principles. I'd be equally indignant if some spiteful person got their hands on teletubbies and decided to fuck it up.We can all recognise examples of certain kinds of people worming their way into a thing we liked, and ruining it (most notably Star Wars or Star Trek), so those of us with higher brain functioning can recognise why this is a universally shitty thing to do. Kids deserve kids' entertainment that is good, and imbues useful life lessons, not spiteful mutant slop made by glassy eye'd Gen X pseudo-Marxists who need to put down the bong, and stop spending all day on social media.
>>221028895What's "mad" though? What level is permitted? Are you mad over people being mad by typing that reply?
>>221029175>what level is permitted?Don't ask questions. Just consume product, and wait for more product.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>221028965>I don't think anyone gave a fuck about Heman in 2020This. This review is literally the first time I have ever heard about the cartoon reboot and don't remember any controversy getting any buzz back in the days despite learning of new Hollywood projects pretty much exclusive through second hand accounts by culture war influencers
>>221028253It's a portmanteau of chad and stud.
>>221029606Given the insult it's hurled around as, I figured it was some "modern" pronunciation of "chode" (see: penis).
>>221029758it's a B movie from the 80's called CHUD(cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller)
>>221028253>i still dont know what a chud isRight wing Americanonce incel.Basically 99% of the people who post on 4chan.
>>221028253cult movie turned "insult" by lefty niggas
>>221031198>AmericanThis is definitely not a part of its regular usage, you just hate americans personally.
>>221028253It is a word no one has ever used in good faith. Feel free to add it to the word filter and feel assured all those hidden posts have absolutely nothing inside of them worth reading.
>>221028895>make shitty show>people call it shit and don’t watch it>”lol why are you so mad over something so meaningless”This cope is extra dumb because if the property is so meaningless and stupid and nobody should care about it, then why are you remaking it? And if you’re admitting your own remake is frivolous then why do you get so mad when nobody watches it?
>>221029046>need to put down the bong??? you think that the makers of all these massive corporate hollywood films are smoking too much? directors were constantly high back in the ‘70s. when films were a lot better.
>>221028232>jokingly gets called a manbaby>responds by whining and crying like a baby
I mostly find the comment about "no one should ever care about this stuff" funny considering how much both of them bitch when their favorite franchises are ruined, like Mike with nu-Trek.
>>221028232He's right though. Look how fucking upset you are over nothing already.
>>221028447See? Upset manchild. He's frothing over some aged out twink.
>>221028253he's me
>>221028847This. Everyone was convinced that girlbosses were as good as their male counterparts. Every franchise was doing it. All of them. Marvel went all in on it.
I just thought of the title>Herman and the Masters of the Universeand laughed
>>221029196Oh the irony
>>221031692Sort of like how you're upset at OP?
>>221028922>n a show that always had one definitive main characterThey don't have enough brain cells to think that far ahead. Also like so many hack hollywood writers out there, they find it easier to just take over an established IP and character than to take a chance at creating their own
>>221031659They're talking specifically about He-Man though. He-man is literally just junk toys and a cheaply animated cartoon. It's not the same as Star Trek at all. That's their point. They explicitly explain the difference.
impressive chud ragesounds like this Jay Brapman guy really struck a nerve with OP there
>>221031959Jay was talking generally at that point.>It's not the same as Star Trek at all. lmao it's the exact same shit. Gen X childhood crap to make money.
>>221031959Do you gen x retards really and truly in your hearts believe that the network television show wasn't made to sell toys? Lmao, no adults watched fucking Star Trek when it came out, it was for children. Do you really think some foundry worker showed up to the smelter with a fuckin Kirk lunchbox?
>>221028253Its just the opposite of Chad.
>>221028268That sounds so badass. How did anybody ever think it would work as an insult?
Somebody needs to call Jay a faggot to his face.
Both Kevin Smith and RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves
>Episode is just Mike and Jay playing with Mike's old gay action figures.We need more content like this. Maybe Rich can bring his gay wrestlers.
>>221032467I hear Jay and his bf get really verbal and call each other all sorts of slurs.
>>221032110>thinks Star Trek started in the 90s
>>221032697What you're going to pretend the TNG watchers gave a single shit about the older series except to mock Shatner or that both didn't have merchandising involved?
>>221028253The group that lives rentfree in the commie head: young white men
>>221028253It's what grifter fags call fans that are upset that grifter fags ruined the thing that they were fans of
>>221028253I still don't know who tf these 2 guys are
>>221028268incorrect. nobody had ever seen or heard of that movie until maybe two years ago.
>>221031198Shouldn't you be getting stabbed by a ragheaded shitskin, Edwin?
>>221032286Revisionist zoomer mongoloid detected. Family Guy and South Park have had lunchboxes so I guess they're kid's shows too.
>>221028268actually, its contamination hazard urban disposal, cheap disposal under the city by the sleazy government causing the mutations of homeless living in the sewers. ergo, chuds are created by evil society. #NotAllMonsters
what happened to jessie? did mike catch her sucking jays dick?
>>221033889its well known in bhorror for being boring. like an even worse q the winged serpent cohen joint.
>>221031959>>221031959TOS is mostly cheap crap nigga. less than half the episodes are actually good. the motion picture is an even more boring 2001. the only good films are wrath of khan, voyage home and the undiscovered country. all the rest is either boring or stinks, which is more than half again.
Makes me happy knowing that all the nerds and dorks like this have to live with the constant psychic assault of seeing their beloved franchises like star wars and trek die along with their nation and demographic homogeneity.They have to walk indian flooded streets every day and watch their heroes get bastardised, all while saying to themselves “I can’t see it. i can’t see it. It’s the billionaires or corporations. i can’t see it.”They’ll be repeating that mantra as their neighbourhoods disintegrate and their commute is like south africa
a stepladder
>>221028232Red Letter Media is gay and retarded
>>221028253It when leftists want to call you faggot but can’t
>>221032286
jay looks really sick in the latest video, can a patron let us know if they've been transparent on his current health in paywalled posts? we have a right to know if he's going through medical problems, this isn't the normal midwest alkiebloat
Jay is unironically a big she ra and the princesses of power fan lol
>>221028232why does picrel say >lightning faggoton his shirt?
>>221035034red letter media is gay and retarded
>>221034216family guy and south park ARE kids' shows
>>221035189Because the mind will often insert things it desires into things.
>>221034891
>>221034878Only the people who still care about nu-shit are getting harmed by it to be honest.I learnt my lesson with TRPGs where there was a movement to only play the older editions from the 80s. (with a new name now because plebbitors co-opted the original name)
>>221028253>>221031254
>>221028897>I watch cartoonslol
>>221031596>>jokingly
>>221028847Kevin smith is proof that habitual weed use impairs your judgment
