Bam’s looking good for the CKY reboot
>>221029524yeah I'm thinking he's the earth caller
>>221029524all he has to do now is get rid of all the fucking ink he and slim down. He's got the money.He looks fucking ridiculous
>>2210295641. fuck you knoxville2. sign the contract tremain
>>221029549He’s the next Avenger cameo
>>221029524here we go
>>221029637Tremaine better watch out his days are numbered
>>221029524>eat shit tattoowheres the suck dick tattooand the amogus
>>221029524he looks like a public toilet stall wall
>>221029524What's all that shit all over him?
i think bam experienced the most catastrophic twink death of all time
>>221029637>the good ending
Cmon Bam I got work in the morning I don't need you sunkin on my dunk
>>221029524Those tattoos are absurd, but I'm glad he's getting healthy.
Payback's a bitch motherfu-
>>221029524
>>221029524>take GLP-1s>post pic exercising to play it off
>>221029524That's kind of impressive. If actually stops looking fat, it would be transformation of the century.
how many of those gay hearts does he have on him? zesty motherfucker daawmn
>>221030023I don't know, looks like he also has severe edema and diabetes. look at those legs.
>>221029971Maybe you're not aware, but Bam still skateboards for hours every day. He literally does exercise.
>>221029524Real or AI?
>>221030074I'm not seeing any signs of edema. His legs are quite strong looking, especially his quads, which is from decades of skating. His biggest problem is an abundance of subcutaneous fat all over his torso. I don't know if he's diabetic or prediabetic, but he could certainly end up that way. He needs to get a lot leaner.
>>221030155he's no prediabetic, he's pre-phil
>almost 10 years old>the fas intensifies>teeth almost gonedamn feel so bad for the kid, the bigger crime Bam ever committed was having a kid while both he and the stripper were junkies and alcoholics.I wont be surprised if he kills himself over it. IT's the elephant in the room.He says "oohhh Ryan Dunn's death made me depressed" . How about proactively having a retarded kid then?
>>221030150This is actually real. Check his IG
Hair plug looking ahh unc
>>221030174can your unc do this while fat?
>>221029524>alcoholic for 20 years>mogs meit's over
Workout playlist https://youtu.be/GeFyDkPLsig
>>221029524Mirin' traps
Imagine if you had an old coworker who publicly called you a pedo, blamed you for every problem in their life, threatened your children and said he was going to beat you up for like 10 years.Tremaine and Knoxville have a lot of restraint, I'll give them that.
you dont have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker
This is a man who by all accounts should be dead, and yet he lives better than me. How is that fair?
>>221030825Do I have to be an Earth Rocker to be a musician thoe?
>>221029524He looks like Shane Gillis except he's in better shape. Earth Rockers beat Dawgs.
So what's the verdict earthrockers? Is it the BAMagramor Heartagram????
Memes aside the fact that that idiot is still alive is remarkable
>>221031017>There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered earth-rocker of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die- Ville Vallo
tattoos are retarded
>>221030173can't browse far enough on his account to see it cus not registered.
>>221030047the weird thing is that none of his are square like the actual symbol (as seen on the left faggot) theyre all tall and skinny (unlike him)
>>221030898He made shitloads of money in the 00's and the only reason he didn't lose all of it was because Phil and April managed it for him
>>221029524i'm so jealous of people that never grow titties no matter how fat they get
>>221031164https://www.instagram.com/p/DZIBowXtfWR/
>>221030047you think bam sucked him off, I think bam might have sucked him off
>>221029637>still has the alcoholic bloat face
>>221030079Bam's also a known bulimic who would likely take the easy route
>>221029564he doesnt look fat to me
>>221031402He has the midsection of a skinnyfat, highly estrogenic person. That's from all the alcohol. He IS getting better. His waistline is smaller, but yes, he's still fat.
>>221031333bro's just getting a matching heart/womb tattoo. doesnt mean they suck eachother duuude
>>221030169The whore mother was dragging the kid to Z list red carpets posing with negroes and such. She probably feeds him candy 24 7 too.Who knew Bam was in the right to have meltdowns over not seeing him.
>>221030279I'm not into skating but thats a rad photo. Looks just like the old magazines.
>>221029959The glowies really did a number on those skateboarding kids. Is Bart Simpson to blame? CIA HW Bush himself said>more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons
Ill sunk your dunk phill I'll eat your shiiit
>>221030047fags
>>221031847cmon bam please stop sunkin my dink I got work in the mornin
>>221031439You're forgetting he has cursed fatman genes
>>221031712who woulda thought that a woman who voluntarily procreated with Ban would be retarded
>>221029524>yelawolf tattooI never figured he'd be friends with him or enjoy his awful music.
>>221031172it always bugged me that his version is squashed, like he printed it out to show the tattoo guy and he didn't fix the aspect ratio befhorehand
>>221029818He was always a one cheeseburger away of being a slob.
>>221029524he's a fucking cunt but he's trying to be better and I can't hate a guy for thatif he publicly relapses again I'm writing him off though
>>221029524How tall is he, but for real not some wwe heightHe got the proportions of a midget. By the thumbnail I was thinking tyrion lannoster.
>>221029637Can AI reduce is alcoholic fat head?
>>221031293Ty. He kind of looks like he has some gains underneath that fat. > I plan to keep…. 30 minutes of sit ups everyday. I mean…. You can’t let down a SOTY, must keep your word.>SOTYWhat is a SOTY?
it's kind of amazing how much damage the human body can take and still recover
>>221032241It takes a lot of falling off and starting up again before long lasting behavioral changes stays.
>>221031224>gain weight>it goes straight to my titsit's like some sick joke
Why did people start following this guy? How do boomers even know who he is? Do you guys actually follow TMZ? Or are there a bunch of gossipy, 40-year-old men ITT?
>>221032427/tv/ has some of the oldest users anon
>>221032427use google you retarded bitch lmao
I'll never fully relate to how the average person gets off on watching someone's downfall. I know it's partly fueled by jealousy and partly fueled by sadism, and I just can't relate to those impulses in the same way. If there's one thing about society I've learned, it's that more than half of people are either waiting to kick you while you're down or are complicit bystanders. Also, poor people and brown people LOVE to watch rich, white people crash and burn. Ugly, insecure people will cheer on your death if you're attractive or have a wide reach. On and on. And they always have a reason nowadays.>um he was an asshole read the lore
>>221032509Yep. Only if I knew how bad things really are.
>>221032509And poor people love to do it to each other, to. Which is strange, because poor people need to band together for survival more than those with more resources. It's more like poor + the family unit is destroyed = crabs in a bucket.
>>221032655I never understood this. The weak and resourceless gotta band together, instead they try to backstab each over a half eaten mcburger.I swear they do something to men during daycare, elementary school, high school that breaks them and turns them into... Whatever they are. I'm 100% sure it's related to those psycho talentless stupid teacher foids.The humiliation ritual breaks men and turns them into divided, broken individuals. The rich and handsome will get on top, the rest are fodder for the economy.
>>221032655>totwo*
>>221032427People who closely follow Bam are the types that are really into WWE/WWF. This will shock you, but yes, the hardcore fans are in their 40s. They are typically Bam's age. Then you have the 30-somethings that grew up watching him on MTV and playing THPS. These types do not follow him obsessively at all. They just fondly remember him for his CKY/Jackass days. Zoomers have secondhand nostalgia for him, and as far as I can tell, they just think it's a neat relic.
>>221029637this is what darksydephil thinks he looks like
>>221032739I don't know if it's a race thing or some kind of education thing where certain people manage to learn and retain etiquette and others don't. This bucket crab mentality tends to be a third world mindset, something you pick up if your parents are trashy plebs from Pakistan, but it still applies to poor whites in Appalachia. The baby momma ghetto lottery winner mindset in the US. I lean toward the idea that it's basically an intentional psyop and an intentional lack of education.
>>221032807I had a "zillennial" friend who was obsessed with both Bam and WWE for a while. What causes this?
>>221032421it's time to become a femboy nigga
>>221032655>>221032739many, if not most, poor people are genuinely really fucking shitty people, contrary to the delusional fantasies of 19 year-old communists
>>221032509I never relished in the guy's downfall, but his arc was legitimately funny for awhile. When he was posting about his ideas for a jackass "skit" where he would get into a big hole and then a bunch of dudes would piss on him, begging his fans to venmo him a buck, puking live on instagram etc.
>>221029637This is what American socitey would look like in 2026 without marxist brainwashing
>>221033616Emo shit was a huge deal from 2006 to 2011, Bam was like the posterboy for it (even though he wasn't really Emo, he had 'the look'). if you were like 13 years old then, you'd get it.
>>221033797Rich people not better, not even the slightest.They dehumanize and turn the lives of poor people into literal survival hell for a few more coins.You just fooled yourself into thinking it's not like that because there are 100 times more poor people than rich, so you meet only poor assholes.Like when women claim tall dudes are easy going and short dudes are whiny and always compensating and no confidence.First off women don't reward short people, 2nd there are 10 short dudes for every tall guy. (avg is short too)So someone bird brained like a woman would immediately think yeah, tall guys are cool and funny, short dudes are always nasty.It's just easier when society constantly rewards you and keeps you safe and pampered.Most children of rich people turn out to be horrible, like nothing else.Too much comfort turns you into a sociopath with no morals and sense of value.Too much suffering can also turn someone into a monster, very easily.Someone turning out to be a healthy human with moral compass and no hate or sour feelings in their hearts is something rare and completely random. Imagine all the things has to go right so that can happen. Some people are nice and tame by default but it's usually the product of an environment. Atleast I think so. Wall of bs text nobody even going to read it. Life is piss.
>>221033831>I never relished>I just enjoyed his suffering as a form of entertainmentSo you're one of the good peasants who didn't throw rotten cabbage at the guy in the stockade? Amazing
>>221033953Not even close. Tell me you weren't there without telling me.Pure late 90s/early 2000s sk8er astetic.
>>221032509Found the good looking guy/person
>>221033851post physique
>>221034477>you just be good looking to be a decent human being
>>221030047You have got to be fucking.... They look like they shape their pubic hair to match
>>221034000I read it and I whole-heartily agree with you anon
Listen up, you absolute gremlins—if you spent half as much time working on your own pathetic, Cheeto-dusted physiques as you do analyzing a 45-year-old skater's 'edema' and 'zesty hearts,' you might actually have a chance at being something other than a collective disappointment to your ancestors. You’re all just crabs fighting over the last scrap of trash in a bucket, pretending you're 'intellectuals' while you obsess over a guy who has lived 100 lives more than you ever will. Stay mad, stay poor, and keep drinking that bitter cope, it suits your aesthetic perfectly.
>>221032316>What is a SOTY?Suck Off Transgender Youths
>>221034352Bam's look was atypical for skaters back then, the wigger look (huge baggy pants, flashy sneakers, flatbrim hats) was more popular. if anything, Bam's look was more like Euro skaters. fitting, considering he was kinda copying some Finnish rock band's look.
>>221034618Heartedly*. I'm starting to think that everyone on this board is ESL for all intensive purposes.
>>221029524How many fucking him tattoos does this clown have?
>>221034699Were you even alive or a part of that subculture? There was "rap rock nu metal" type overlap eventually but it was a lot of middle class straight jeans, t shirts punk sort of aesthetic. Originating from California where the scene itself originated
>>221034716as many as... whatever the fuck he wants
what possesses someone to become a bam margera fan?
>>221034751L O V EM E T A L https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7H44bLvfNY
>>221029524Imagine the inevitable can er issues due to all of those stupid scribbles all over his body.
>>221034247lmao, I'm having a laugh while you're a failfuck moralfagging in a bam thread
>>221034699>Euro skaters.Fucking cringe
>>221034000Where did I say rich people were better?
>>221034907Not moralfagging just pointing out shit tier third world behavior. You're the type who watches Jerry Springer and FTL. Moralfagging is when someone says x idea is taboo so we can't discuss it. This is just me pointing out that you are some kind of lesser creature, beneath me regardless of your accomplishments. The good news is that you can change if you want, but you people never do.
still find it completely baffling, how some white trash kid from west chester became so enamoured with him of all bands. You'd expect him to be a Korn of Limp Bizkit fan.
>>221035019He's like obsessed with Iceland and Finland and shit for some reason
>>221029524He looks 1000x better than he did even a year ago, but those tats make him look like the bathroom stall at a fag bar.
>>221030047HIM is based
>>221030047Real talk HIM is a great band and for as much credit as Bam gets for keeping skateboarding alive after Tony Hawk semi retired, he deserves more credit for kicking the door in for a bunch of European rock bands.
Phil and Ape in A West Chester Gothic
>>221035019Limp Bizkit fans were like a vaguely opposing faction of these adjacent subcultures. If you were big into the MTV aspect of the culture and around 13 when all of these things intersected, you probably thought Limp Bizkit fans were fags and posers.
>>221035073Was Bam even a good skater
>>221035100He was an above average street skater.
>>221035100yeah pretty good, probably in the top 20-30.But because of his fame you thought he was right there with Tony Hawk.
>>221034740I got a pair of Supras that are older than your ass. the 'black skinny jeans' look didn't become big until like 2006, when Bam was at the peak of his popularity. in 2002, every skater was trying to look like Koston and Penny, who were rocking the 'baggy cargos below his ass, t shirt so big it touches his knees' look. usually with a buzzcut. 06-07 was the changeover when the Wigger aesthetic died with teens and got replaced with Emo.
>>221035222
>>221035078there was no HIM subculture in the USno one in the US ever heard of that gay shiti think bam had someone in his crew that was finnish or somethingits not like kids from the suburbs knew anything about euro subculture shit back then
>>221035019Korn's entire discography was written by pop music writers, and the only genuinely talented member of Limp Bizkit was Wes Boreland who had more in common with the music scene in Europe than he did America. He did the Underworld Soundtrack which was fucking incredible at the time.
Yeah if you're going white knight it shouldn't be for Bam fucking Magera. He's a stupid asshole, he's always been a stupid asshole and, if given the opportunity, he would drunkenly run over your entire family and blame you for it.
>>221035100>>221035117>>221035222>>221035272He was valid, his genuine contributions were mostly stunt skateboarding (ramps, loops, crazy stunt jumps) and the fact that his brand was supernova huge. I think at one point he was selling more decks than Hawk was. He kept the game relevant even if he was never good enough for competitive greatness.
>>221029524>>221029637Absolutely brutal selfmog
>>221035289>>221035078>>221035300Those early CKY video soundtracks made a bunch of Euro's that no one ever heard of rich and famous.
>>221035310Shut up, Jeff
>>221030997Assfuckagram
My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.My other best friend, Brandon Novak, is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
>>221029818Youth was all that he had going for him. Neither of his parents are exactly specimens.
>>221031076Read that in his voice.
Bam has finally found peace. All it took was marrying a woman who really, really, looks like a man. I am happy for him.
>>221031712Is she the one he was fingering in one of the CKY videos?
>>221029818He evolved into OrcBam mode. Post the orc arrest photo, you know which one
>>221033616I’m 43. I just thought Jackass and CKY was funny.
>>221029524Good for him, man. Say what you want but a lot of people just want to see Bam happy.
>>221035323you now remember how he practically hijacked the THPS series away from Tony
>>221029524what is this retarded sigil engraved all over his body?
>>221029524there's clips of him skating again all over youtube and tiktok, he looks in pretty good shape for his age, hope he manages to stay clean
>>221035926HIM band logo
>>221035231Skater guys around where I am from looked more like Bam than these parachute pants Eminem people. The wigger trend hit harder here years later, almost inverted from what you're describing. Maybe it's just geographical. I was getting bullied in middle school or junior high by authentic scene girls around 2004. I have so many regrets
>>221036243who?
>>221034986Nowhere. That's why it didn't even makes sense to go into lengthy detail about bs. The thing is: fuck women.>>221034618Hell yeah you goof
>>221036395Him
>>221034560yes? The greeks knew this thousands of years ago. You triggered or something?
>>221035000You are moralfagging though. You just came here to titalate your own narcissism that you are so above it all. Youll even reply to my post because you are desperate for the attention and actively monitoring this thread.
>>221032316Skater of the year
>>221030169Someday hes going to find this kinohttps://youtu.be/OTZpwLH8AQc
>>221031094YWNBAER
>>221036700can he understand what's going on? he still can't even speak
>>221033851>muh cultural marxism
>>221036555Checked
>>221034648>if you enjoy trainwrecks you are one t. seething midwit
>>221031439You talk like a woman or a gymrat, which is even more feminine.
>>221036289no you weren't. scene did not exist as a distinct subculture until the late 00s, it came as a response to bands like Evanescence and Linkin Park hitting the mainstream, which was around 2005 or 2006. subcultures don't just spring up from the ground overnight, it takes years to metastasize. it was a corporatisation and commodification of the underground alt metal scene popular in Europe in the early 00s.
I actually hope he pulls through on this one. I don't know what it is that he's got in store for us, but whatever it is, its going to be better than whatever the fuck Jackass has mutated into.
>>221036566who's he?
>>221029524Why wont his face deflate?
>>221036289and before you say "those bands formed in the 90s", lemme remind you Judas Priest formed in 1969. would you call them a 60s band? would you associate them with 60s music, or even 70s?
>>221035289This, they were like kinda popular in central/eastern Europe at the time. That's it.
>>221035289>about euro subculture shit back thenKek what subculture, we had nothing, everyone in the late 90s/early 00s was trying to be a nigger rapper. From Spain to Eastern Europe, 80% of the youth were wiggers, 20% were something either undefined or metalheads. And all that was also just copying what we see on TV from the USA shows. Especially the wiggering. DMX, 50cent and 2pac were on every tshirt and sprayed on every building
>>221030279>Bam having a bit ofa redemption arc.>Starts riding in old man style where the lines are smoother/groovier but less wild.Love to see it.
>>221030544Nice. Now i want to make a thps ost playlist of just the rock songs.
Bam's 911 call made me stand up and yell "KINO"https://youtube.com/shorts/XaL0AU4Dk7I?si=nZv3m9vKuFJpOyMT
>>221029524those tattos make him look much worse, since hes getting into a really good shape, must be clean for a while now
>>221037405nta, but a lot of shit exists for a while in smaller areas before they become "mainstream." So much so that they can sometimes even seem old to those cultures by the time it becomes mainstream.
>>221031352here we go, what he'd look like if he didn't drink all those years
>>221038046Kek. Even his eyes aren't wonky!
Still my favorite piece of Bam lore -https://youtu.be/vJK7ApwNSxE?si=MKf6s5IgWUxQSXBe
>>221036243looks like the intersection between homosexuality and satanism.
>>221037781Tony Hawk took that pill a long time ago. Not to say the birdman doesn't get garly. he hit a 900 at age 50 AND did a downward spiral/loop (first of its kind) in the same week. Hawk gets garly, but he dialed back his style a long time ago, which is why he can still kill it at almost 60yo
>>221038046>turns into Vedder
>>221038935Calm down Gary, its a rock band's symbol to sell tshirts and have girls put it on their walls(and tits)
>>221037405>it couldn't have been 2004, it was 2005! This is a years-long process!Why are you trying so hard to gatekeep my childhood, freak
This is once again reinforcing my belief that people with many meaningless tattoos have some sort of narcissistic disorder.
It's insane how fast you can let yourself go and how quickly it ages you. I had a rough period in my life for like 2 years, gained a ton of weight and went from the baby faced millenial meme to black circles under my eyes and gray hairs starting to appear. I've only recently started dieting and working out again and already feel a bit better but goddamn does it take a toll on you.
>>221037405>>221037957These things being authentic and not mainstream was half of the appeal to a lot of kids when they were new. I feel like I'm surrounded by aliens pretending to be human ITT. You creepy little gen Z/A people don't even have subcultures.
>>221039123doesn't help that even "healthy" food is still GMO poison
>>221039141Blame smartphones, they completely murdered all subcultures by tearing down all barriers of entry, everything is infested by cargo culting normalfags now.
>>221039199They don't even want them. They actively police each other for being even marginally outside of the status quo
>>221039222Easy way to bully others.>those digits
>>221029524Bam is winning.
Guesses on how Brandon Bam Margera will die??????
>>221035926The Heart of David
>>221029524He needs a shave and to get rid of all those fucking tattoos and he'll look a million times better.
>>221039154I've moved to a 100% hand-caught raw shellfish diet, don't even drink any water since there's enough moisture in them.never felt better.have noticed some positive advancements in my hair, teeth and nails, in that they've all fallen out, but I think that's part of the process
Bam's gonna win, dude.Fuck Jackflop. Fuck Tremaine and Knoxville selling out and touching kids to get into Hollywood circles. As if 'Bad Grandpa' needed a scene of a boy dressed up like a stripper.If a new CKY is on the horizon, we're going to take a trip back to the roots before the clowns from the L.A. crew showed up. Hell, we might even get a long awaited and well deserved sequel to Chinese rap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkWkF0SlQ_EBam's going to fucking win, dude.
>>221039691He should probably just take his millions and live a peaceful chill life but what do I know I'm not an Earthrocker
>>221038956For sure. The Hawk has been so professional in how he presents himself in nearly all stages of his careers but he's also a true skater at heart and not some square/strictlybusinessman.So I have been happy to see him being somewhat responsible and taking care of himself, so that he is able to do what he loves (skating) for that much longer.
>>221029637Bam, bother...you looked so much better...rip....
>>221032816
>>221029637rip humanitycan't believe tattoos, the ugliest shit on the planet, became popular to the extent where more people have them than not.total inversion of morals
>>221029524time to start that podcast
>>221030047These two suck each other’s cocks
>>221030279He literally looks like Phil if he was a skateboarder
>>221031017I think an in alternate timeline he would’ve been the first Jackass member to die instead of Ryan Dunn.
>>221032509Bam is that you?
>>221032807Not true, my zoomer coworker loves everything Bam. I genuinely do not get the appeal and I’m a Gen X’er.
>>221Someone didn’t watch Viva la Bam or his wedding one I forgot the name of it but it was god awful
>>221034751Your not an earthrocker you wouldnt understand
Hope he sticks with it, he looks pretty happy.Is he still at odds with Jess or have they sorted it?Wish Deron and Chad would sort their shit out, wish Deron would come back to CKY
>>221035231>I got a pair of Supraswhy would you admit that, even anonymously online
>>221030169>kid an heroes>this drives bam over the edge>pulls a phil hartman on Tremaine and Knoxville >mfw
>>221031712>She probably feeds him candy 24 7 too.no, it's part of the FAS, you're born with missing teeth, then lose the ones you have and stuff like that. Basically your whole system is fucked including your life expectancy. Right now the Wolf is almost halfway through.
Nikki is a convicted felon for pistol whipping her pimp. I'm not making that up.
>>221040341Wtf do tattoos have to do with morality? Dumb moron
>>221031352>>221032292Impossible
>>221040915Grim
>>221035073HIM was a gayass boyband for fat 14 year goth-girls.
>>221040341trvke
>>221041013kek you just KNOW this malding faggot has some gay-ass doodle
>>221029637
>>221032816he's gonna look like that soon, just bought a work out machine
I miss meth Bam
