>character scratches his head>dandruff doesn't come flying and covers his clothes
>character discovers twin brother>has gay sex
>>221031129>character takes a poop>it isn’t a bunch of squirts
>character takes a shower >eyebrows and eye lashes don’t fall out
>character looks at the hot neighbor in the parking lot>doesn't get the cops called
>>221031129>character is fat>doesn't assplode
>character stands up>his legs don't hurt
>>221031203time to lay off the sauce, brotha
>character meets a female cousin that lives far away>doesn't end up secretly having sex with her everytime there is a family meetup or when he makes up reasons to "take a vacation" and instead spends days with her in a hotel suite having the filthiest dirty sex everHow am I supposed to relate to these films?
>>221031129>character scratches his headdon't do this, it causes recession
>character scratches their ass>hand doesn’t come back covered in poop
>>221031129>character has dandruff>uses head & shoulders
>>221031129If you have bad flakes, take cooler showers. Also, get a little squeeze bottle full of apple cider vinegar, and every couple of days squirt and work a little of that into your scalp and rinse your hair clean in the shower. It tingles like a mother fucker. The anti-bacterial properties and acidic levels means that it will kill off the bacteria on your head that create the bacteria (this is why head and shoulders has selenium, its toxic to bacteria). It will also help displace the natural oils on your head so it doesn't dry out your scalp, but doesn't leave your hair too greasy. Seriously, take the no-poo pill. My hair looks better than it ever has, and the only time I get flakes on my head is during really cold and dry winters.
