Scary Movie 6 is beating all current movies in theaters Thoughts?
>He-Man You'd think it would do better
Go based, get rich
>>221033988It's doing alright
>>221033829a scary movie thread !i just got out of the cinema 15 minutes ago to see it and yeah, the 5 is the worst movie but the 6 is the second worst, there was too many references to things that are too modern and unknown to me, it lacked the stupid humor the old ones had, they put a Wednesday parody in it but did nothing with it (she just looks like the heroine and that's it).i think if Scary movie 6 was an entire parody of The Addams Family but with the old characters for Wednesday (Cindy ?), her mother (Brenda), father (Ray), the brother (Shorty), then idk Doofy for the Lurch, the guy with the small hand as Uncle fester and maybe Enid as the killer or something, that would have been a better movie for sure.imo the 2 is the best Scary movie.
the return of doofy is a powerful thing
>>221033829Its not 'Scary Movie 6' it's just called 'Scary Movie' but its the 2026 release. So you would just say 'Scary Movie (2026)' or you could I suppose say '...the sixth Scary Movie'.
>>221033829Good
>>221033829honestly this is a great summerno cape shit
>>221034112Sure
>>221033829Does it count as another win for low budget horror flicks?
>>221034532No vacuum cleaner will be spared
>>221033988they/them man was always doomed to mediocrity.
>>221034610one might also colloquially refer to it as "scary movie 6" and be perfectly understood in doing so.
>>221033829I’m predicting an absolutely massive drop off next weekend. Obsession meanwhile increased week by week.
>>221035277>no cape shitstar wars is disney capeshit. he-man counts as capeshit adjacent. there's supergirl and a new MCU spiderboy coming down the pipeline over the next few months as well.
>>221033829Name one movie with less than 30% on Rotten Tomatoes that isn't shit.
>>221037870>Obsession meanwhile increased week by week.women love a movie where the "nice guy" kills himself.
>>221033829Nignogs go to the movies I guess
>>221034186>Cindy, we need to go see the Adams.>Show up to a normal looking suburb>Knock on the door>WASPy white mother and father answer the door>Flanked by six kids of varying ages all preppy white kids>Go inside>These are your children Monday>Nice to meet you.>Tuesday>Nice to meet you.>Thursday>Nice to meet you.>Friday>Nice to meet you.>Saturday>Nice to meet you.>Sunday>Nice to meet you.>Did you guys skip a day?>No Wednesday is over there.>Quick pan as Reign of Blood by Slayer kicks in>A short, fat middle-aged Mexican man in a goth lolita dress and pigtails is carving a shitty pentagram into the wallpaper with a knife>Dub over him with an angsty teenage girl yelling, Go to hell, mom!
>>221034610Austism, the post. Tell us about your model trains you little sperg.
>>221033988>movie based on toyline/cartoon that was popular for like 4 years over 40 years agoI’m surprised it was even made
>>221034610You pronounce it Scary MoVIe or Scary Mo6e so ppl know which one ur talking about
>>221033829if it wasn't good people wouldn't go see it. we live in a meritocracy.
>>221034610I refer to it as Scary Movie 2.4494897427831780981972840747059^2
>>221033829>Backrooms still ahead of Obessionpleasantly surprised given how frontloaded it was.
I never expected to see a kpop demon hunters hentai parody on big screen but ok.
>>221037021Maybe
It was ok. Better than 5. Too random, compilation of jokes without much storyline. At some points I was like, what is happening again? Compared to 3 where it's a journey through parodies but followable.
>>221037912No
>>221033829>Bring back Anthony Anderson despite being accused of rape in different states multiple times since 2004 >Don't bring back Shannon Elizabeth at all despite bringing the rest of the cast from Scary Movie 1 What did Shannon Elizabeth do exactly to be more blacklisted than a rapist?
>>221039430She no clean. I no clean!
Scary Poopy
>>221033829kek i watched this yesterday, shit was really funnysome jokes landed a bit flat, but overall it was quite goodthe dbd bit made me laugh
>>22103382910/10 Absolute fucking cinema, I just wish more of the old cast came backThat Shorty mocking Shaq scene killed me
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>>221033829Woke is dead.>>221033988See above remark.
>>221033829Tells you how retarded the majority of people are.
>>221039973Based
>>221033829the drop off is gonna be hardthe rest of those movies will have legsexcept for digital circus that shit is dropping off too
>>221033829Shorty gets more focus than Cindy, I know Marlon Wayans has a HUGE ego thanks to all his interviews, but still sucks that he made basically everything in the movie's World about him and how good his movies are Also the Squid Game parody from the trailer was removed from the final movie yet it still shows up in the promotional posters
>>221033988one of my bosses was a hardcore gay leatherman daddy who had heman stickers all around work, mentioned how he-man was his awakening as a kid. wonder if he went to see the movie
>>221038818Based
If you ignore the niggers and the shitty self-aware humor and that He-Man barely does He-Man stuff (but when he does it's fucking cool) then MOTU is pretty decent
