I always wanted a modern made Treasure Island book. Treasure Planet was my favorite movie as a kid.But Ridley Scott? This ain't it. He's cooked.
>>221035953Ridley needs to just die already
But Long John Silver is a black man
what does this have to do with shitty fried fish and chips?
why do they call him long john
>white male lead in a white people folk taleWhat are these fucking kikes up to?
>>221035953>Directed by Ridley ScottSchlopp confirmed, i'll watch the old movie.
Muppet version is based
>>221035953What more do you need than the muppet one?
>>221036069That is a great movie. Treasure ISland is a great book and Long John is a iconic character. Bad guy, golden heart.But Ridley Scott?
>>221036069>>221036135OP here. There is a Mupper version?
>>221036052We're based now, get with the program goy, the pendulum has swung! Keep doing nothing and we win I mean you win.
watch Black Sails
>>221036179Theres muppet versions of a lot of movies and theyre sometimes the best versions of the movie.
>>221036179>There is a Mupper version?Yuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvUbbYX9BMs
>Ridley ScottDay ruined
>Ridley Scott>Hugh JackmanI can see it
>>221036059It's a double shit sandwich, because Jack Thorne, responsible for Adolescence and that thing with the negro and a nun, is writing it.
>>221036161>But Ridley Scott?I havent watched any of his movies in a whileHas he fallen off as an old man?
>>221036052Movie is written by the creator of that moral panic/psyop series Adolescence
Sadly it will suck because ridley is senile. Just watch black sails, gay pirates aside it's great, then it's decent, then it's "eehhh it was alright"
>>221036297>because Jack Thorne, responsible for Adolescence and that thing with the negro and a nun, is writing it.Holy moly, that boy Jack ain't right
>>221036242>>221036233HOLY FUCK TIM CURRY!? I NEED TO WATCH THIS TONIGHT
>>221036364Oh fuck that cuntIt's over
>he hasn’t seen 1492To be fair, hardly anyone does, but if you didyou’d know Scott was the right man for the job.
>>221036510ridley is not the same man he was back then
>>221035953People should be worried about it being written by the writer of Adolescence. And the “pozzed” version of Lord of the Flies not Ridley. I don’t know why the fuck Ridley Scott is so bad at choosing scripts, his direction is normally on par.
>>221035953I'm a fan of modern day Ridley, but PLEASECan they just take the cast of Black Sails and make the gritty sequel to that? The Christian Bale version of Treasure Island is already a decent adaptation of the story. The only point in doing it again would be something different.Ie. Black Sails sequel
>>>221036687>let's make a gritty X piece of shit yet againYeah because that's what we need more of and isn't at all tired and played out.Not that it matters. The adolescence assshole being in on this means it's stillborn.
>>221036725>gritty is automatically le bad because... it just is okay!Black Sails is a masterpiece and the best pirate-related content since Curse of the Black Pearl by a country fucking mile. You're a fool to not want more of that.
>>221036470It's so based.
>>221035953If you haven't seen the 1982 Bulgarian Treasure Planet cartoon you absolutely need to. It's utter kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efaPOShFEWk
>>221036687They should make an alternative timeline where flint vane and black beard wage war against the world instead of what happened and long john silver gets fucking killed
>Ridley ScottI'll reserve judgement until I see it. It's been a while since he's had a masterpiece, but he's been hit or miss for his entire career so it's not impossible for this to turn out to be kino.
>>221036889>le gay pirate showNo. Gay shit that degenerated into the usual womanly relationship drama and faggotry after the first bait and switch season.
>>221035953Still cannot be topped all these years later.
>>221037128seethe harder
>>221036052>"white people folk tale">it's all about betraying your friends for greed
>>221037186SHIVER MY TIMBERSSHIVER MY SOULYO HO HEAVE HO
I've always much preferred Moonfleet to Treasure Island (there was really good 80s BBC adaptation) although the ending is regarded as "problematic".
>>221037214>actually I really like women relationship drama and homosexualityGood thing for you.It has nothing to do with piracy or being cool however.
>>221037542>show's full of tits, swash-buckling and charismatic pirates>choose to seethe anywaykek, I mean you do you man
