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>>221037318>This summer...in space, it's really, really...!>(Removes helmet) "GOOOTDAAAYYUM!">Black!>Do a little dance..make a little love...
>>221037318This was supposed to be a big, historical civil rights moment. Hollywood really does think that highly of themselves.
>>221037318blud didn't even get disney plus'd
Somehow, the EBT refreshed.
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
>>221037318Death of a franchise
Directors watched decades of film and somehow thought putting a black guy in their product was some kind of event. This despite the series featuring black people since empire.
>>221037318Absolute groid.
>>221037765The point is demoralize you. Billy Dee Williams isn't a hideous gorilla.
The outrage over this in 2015 was absurdly overblown. I don't doubt that plenty of people had the immediate response of "ew a nigger" and this is le racist website and all, but the sheer volume of memes and edits at the time was suspect. Knowing what we know about this site, I'd suspect a lot of it was fedposters, Indians, Ivans, the IDF and all manners of shills and glowies kindling the flames of distractionary culture wars.
>>221037318Little did we know he'd be the least of the trilogy's problems.
>>221037318Kek I'm watching RLM force awakens prediction video right now.Their predictions are better than what Disney did for sure. I guess they weren't thinking retarded enough
>>221037777
>>221037318He isn't even remotely what's bad about the sequels. If anything, they wasted his ROTJ character and had him do nothing for 2 movies.The actor is obnoxious, though, but that doesn't matter.
>>221038105TFA, I mean.
>>221037318I remember that trailer and everyone here shitting on it, those were good times. Also what a repulsive face.
>>221037989>'m watching RLMGrim.
>>221038220:(
>>221037989>caring about reviewers' opinionsYou're such a loser.
>>221038260rude
>>221038011Kek now that is a trip down memory lane
>>221038011it's so beautiful
>>221038011Proof that we are on the right side of history.
>>221037318>The frame that ended a billion dollar franchise.
>>221037318he wasn't the problem. He had an interesting premise and they fucking wasted it. He should have been force sensitive and developed into a jedi, he should have been the main character. If they did the sequel trilogy in this manner, it could have been good but since we had Kathleen Kunt running the show we didn't get that.
>>221037689AYO CRACKAZ WHERE DA WHITE JEDI BITCH BE AT MUFUG('n shiet)
>>221038105>>221038452That scene in TFA when he gets in Maz Kanata's face saying "you don't know anything about me" was the best acting in the entire sequel trilogy. Which isn't exactly high praise, but good scene nonetheless. It's a bit of a shame to think what might have been, but honestly the shitshow that was the sequel trilogy is more entertaining in a meta sense, just witnessing how hard Lucasfilm and Disney dropped the ball.
>>221038452He was a problem. He was ugly and black.
>>221037318why was this shot played like a jumpscare in the trailer?
I only remember traitor posting
>>221038683that's not fair man. I hate woke ideology, feminist shit and how it's literally poisoned all of entertainment, but it wasn't his fault the sequel trilogy shit the bed.
I find it hilarious that this was the most ruthlessly mocked aspect of TFA prior to release and then after it came out he was the one thing about the sequels people liked and thought was done dirty.
>>221038683Billy Dee Williams and Samuel L. Jackson were too.
>>221039102they're just regular looking blacks anon, you're being obtuse boyega has no star quality or 'it' factor about him, if you saw him on the sidewalk without context, you'd hold your purse a little tighter and that's a problem
>>221039198>they're just regular looking blacks
>>221039198>>221039300They have more white ancestry and you don't get extremely racist thoughts the moment you see them.
>>221039025He was a symptom, but not the cause.>>221039198He's an especially ugly black and he was a main character unlike the two side characters you listed.
>>221037318it's because they "forced" it.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221039621How unsightly
>>221037318>"you won't disney plus me!"kek, you a monkey
>41 replies>nobody posted the “it’s about who eventually lays the pipe” screenshot
>>221037318he would've been a better main character if he was force sensitive but sort of sucked at saber fighting and had to rely on guns he was trained to use
>>221040740>I want more of this unlikable man in my film
unlikable man > non-character(Rey)inb4 you complain about black people, it's a Jew Jew Abrams film and you got what you deserved if you bought a ticket
>>221040826Nah, Rey is much better. Finn is black.
>>221040767>unlikable manHe's annoying as fuck irl but he was the only interesting character in the whole sequel trilogy because the idea of a storm trooper becoming Spartacus was interesting
>>221040931He wasn't interesting. They covered the theme for 5 minutes and never showed it again. Being potential man does not mean he is interesting, you have to develop that.
>>221041023>Being potential man does not mean he is interesting, you have to develop thatWell that's the problem with the whole sequel trilogy isn't it
George Lucas made the first film with black people in it (Red Tails).
>>221037318You just know the suits at Disney were congratulating themselves for putting the first black person in a Star Wars movie.
>>221037318That fucking nose man. Couldn’t they just hire an American black? At least their genes have been tempered down a bit with white DNA compared to this bona fide spear-chucking Nigerian jiggaboo.
>>221041051It's been the problem with Star Wars since basically the 90's
>>221041398>It's been the problem with Star Wars since basically the 90'sWhat's weird is that they have moments and periods where they get it right. Stuff like the 00s games, both of the Clone Wars series, etc. did more than anything to keep the brand afloat and popular to where that's my generation's frame of reference for Star Wars and quality Star Wars. It's incredible how Disney managed to rape it all in just a decade when it was basically running itself before they bought it.
>>221041784I do love some old Star Wars games and the Clone Wars cartoon, but those are exceptions rather than the rule.What's impressive about the Disney era in particular is that in theory you have this whole universe of possibilities but they just chose to reuse the same characters, same locations, same stories, etc etc which is the opposite of potential. But then again, when they try something different you end up with shit like The Acolyte, so what do I know?
Sydney Poitier walked so Jon Bodega could run.
>>221037318..
>>221042134>when they try something different you end up with shit like The Acolyte, so what do I knowAndor was interesting because it was a glimpse into another reality where Disney actually did make something novel and interesting with the setting. Even Mando's first season had something special there that they never really recaptured again.
>>221042602>Andor was interesting because it was a glimpse into another reality where Disney actually did make something novel and interesting with the settingBy making an adaptation of the Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital but with glup shittos?
>>221037318This moment really was a before and after for woke shit as a whole, this is the moment I immediately knew they just casted that dude for diversity points and not because of anything else beyond that
The Boomer and Millennial Generations thought this movie was a masterpiece the Zoomers hadnt even been born yet
>>221037689Thank you, I came just for this.
>>221042614>making an adaptation of the Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital but with glup shittosMarxism is actually pretty interesting and endearing when you strip it of all the postwar bullshit and stick to the meat and potatoes of it. I deeply hate it but I completely understand why there was an era where working men in the West were so romantic about it.
>>221037318I was on /pol/ literally the moment this trailer dropped. It was amazing watching the catalogue explode
>>221042651Actually little known fact is that the communist manifesto was commissioned by literam religious cultists, it baffles me almost no one knows this
>>221037689more kino than anything since TFA
>>221037958Totally, but they are only ever 30% I figure. Just the other 30% would not have join in without them. Anyways, they won. We dont hate Russia and the Eunack state enough.
>>221042687Becuase its not true. Im going to need a sauce on that.
>>221037958The shot itself was really funny, the way he just pops into frame is bizarre and has a really amateur, low production value quality to it. I remember showing the trailer to my friend the day it came out and he burst out laughing unprompted. He told me he thought it was an SNL skit, not an actual trailer for the new Star Wars. In hindsight it was a really bizarre choice, the first look anybody had at new Star Wars after a decade of waiting was random stock footage of a desert and a jigaboo jumpscare. Really set the tone in hindsight.
>>221042705>completely inoffensive characters that never said anything about genderChuds:>NOOOOO THEY ARE SJW FEMINAZIS ONLY PUT IN THE MOVIE TO GENOCIDE ME
>>221037318gorilla wars
>>221037689everytime
>>221038011kek i memberniggers are gross
>>221037689finna go sci-fi a moovie in this muthafuka ya hearrrd
>>221038011>if we put the blackest most African looking person in a big moobie, huwhites will get more used to the idea of non-whites inundating their countries and committing crimes and living off welfare, or something
>>221037318It's been 11 years. It's time to move on.
2015 was 20 years ago
>>221043465
>>221037958>The outrage over this in 2015 was absurdly overblownIt was well deserved.
>>221037958There was no outrage outside of this board. The movie made over 2 billion and people seemed to like Finn as a character until they stopped knowing what to do with him in the later movies.
>>221037318Honestly, he would have been a better storyline that the wahmen shit they crapped out into what we got. A stormtrooper overcoming his conditioning to awaken to the force (as per the title) and lead other stormtroopers to awaken to the fact that a small but powerful cabal of political manipulators are controlling your minds and government would have been a great statement. But perhaps I see why they went with THE FORCE IS FEMALE.
REEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!
>>221038105>He isn't even remotely what's bad about the sequels. If anything, they wasted his ROTJ character and had him do nothing for 2 movies.They cast him because he was black, very obviously. As well as fucking up a bunch of major things, moderately important things, and minor issues, they ALSO cast someone to suit le agenda. It's certainly worth pointing out at the very least. The movie would probably not be any better if somehow they cast the perfect actor based on nothing but merit and the actor's ability to play the character etc., but anyway.
>>221042134>when they try something different you end up with shit like The Acolyte, so what do I know?It should be as simple as "Hire good writers, good director, good FX people, good actors, etc." But apparently that's difficult for Disney to do, given that they're a gigantic company with all the money and resources in the world.It would've truly been interesting if Disney had been "free" to just actually do that, rather than being confined to K Kennedy, 2010s culture and so on. Well, maybe it's just too hard to make a 21st century Star Wars sequel, somehow divorced from real world bullshit who knows.
>>221038105They fuck his character up in the first movie as well anon, don't kid yourself that they had any plan for him to begin with other than "be black".>part of Kylo Ren's personal stormtrooper escort in the very first scene>later explains to Han that he was just a janitor>shown a moment where he grieves and goes into shellshock over his dead companions>not five minutes later is shown gleefully blowing more of them up by his own hand
>>221037318
REEEY
>>221040931That gets tossed out the window within a minute of his introduction before they remember to do it again in the very last act of the third movie, except they give his role to another character they just made up on the spot that nobody remembers.
>>221042705
Humiliation Ritual for Luke Skywalker The Last Jedi was Joker 2 before Joker 2
>>221042705no one's destroying anything because Disney did a bunch of retarded shit with Star Slop.
>>221037513um, anon?
>>221045039Starship Troopers remake looks pretty good
>>221042705>destroy America's global hegemony and end Pax AmericanaBy doing... nothing?
>>221037989Yeah they got the easy ones right but generally they were much too sensible lol
>>221045157That's fine. Just no more Rey.
>>221045039>didn't make him a redheadavenge us, anon
>>221045039you need political re-education, anon
O LAWDI'S BE USIN' DA FORCE
>>221038683Most of the posters here are Am*rican and they heckin love their blackerinos. They're their gods, after all
>>221045790I dunno bro, he's like black, sure, but, I mean, he's heckin kind of well spoken, and he's not stealing and raping and stuff, so... he should be the main character and basically the hero of a gigantic space opera action epic film. yeah
>>221038957The violin stinger was a bit out of place for Star Wars
>>221037958no, nigger, it wasn't.
>>221042277Remember that naked crash out she had? So hot.
>>221037689>An intergalactic gorilla
>>221037689I love this pasta.
>>221037318remember, this was the first image in the reveal of the new movies. his stupid fucking face just popping up like a jumpscare
>>221038011>https://youtu.be/VEIrQUXm_hY?t=51
>>221046741>first image in the reveal of the new movies>the sweatiest ugliest most gorilla looking groid in film historyIt was over even before everyone saw the glib facsimile
>>221043741god damn pol did a number to this website
>>221047135/pol/ is this website, blackamoor
>>221039025Lol stfu faggot
>>221047566pols not even as big as /v/ lmao
>>221037817If a mass appeal slop franchise casting a negro is demoralising to you, you're made of weak stuff.
>>221047656>/v/literally who?
>>221045039Not even ai can completely eliminate the niggerness.
>>221042134Problem is that the Sequel Era setting is largely a boxed in narrative, with not much room to really explore stories inside of it, whereas the OT and PT settings hinted at a much larger universe, which made it more possible to fill in the gaps.
>>221047787literally this. if /v/ is literally who's, imagine how bad it is for pol lmao
>>221047631na, you shut the fuck up faggot nigger.
>>221045039That's Dallas McCarver when he was young (and alive).
>>221042646Retard
>>221037513>blud
>>221037318I hope he plays the combing-the-desert guy in Spaceballs 2
>>221037318We ain't found shit!
>>221038011The Boys finale caused another one of these
You didn't even give him a chance you just saw black guy then threw your poop filled pants at the computer
>>221039621DEY
>>221038683He also ruined Pacific Rim 2I'll always hate that nigger just for that
>>221045211>410>Ancient Rome>Elsewhere, the Legions are Doing Nothing. They were insufficiently motivated to do otherwise.
why is /tv/ suddenly so racist?
THEY CASTENED A NEGRO IN MY FAVOURITE CHILD HOOD SPACE SERIES AND THEN EVERY MOVIE STARTED DOING THEM
>>221049584>suddenly>suddenly>suddenly
>>221049689this, its been like this since the 2016 tourists showed up
>>221038011Looks cozy
>>221049422Everyone who gave up on nu wars at that moment was 100% correct though.
>>221045790No, most of the posters here are spics located in America. You're right that they worship and emulate niggers though.
>>221044343>people seemed to like Finn as a characterInsane mouseshill cope, they gave up on any sort of complexity with his character less than twenty minutes into the movie when he gleefully guns down his coworkers with the palpatine returned guy that he had known for two seconds. Anyone who liked Finn at any point was just a retard.
>>221037318This trailer resulted in over a million gun sales in the US.
>>221049811"Stormtroopers could be here"
>>221037318REY FLY NOW????
>>221037318I genuinely unironically thought this was a /pol/ joke until I saw the actual trailer
>>221045033Yeah. He became a gleeful workplace mass murderer pretty instantly. It was jarring. My dumb friend pretended to like it
>>221049422I actually did give it a chance and avoided all online discussion of it.And I was wrong to do so. It sucked.
>>221049701It's been a decade. Nobody would stick around here that long
>>221037318I love all the progressive youtubers at the time coping so hard>It didn't bother me at all! I didn't even notice!
>Do we have nigger fatigue, Stil?
>Watch Ahsoka but only the scenes with the "villains">It's greatHuh
>>221045079A shit.. lib?
>>221052045>Darth Troonius was a shitlib so powerful he could even use the Force to create... pronouns.
>>221049400sure did
>>221037408>A Long Time Ago… In a Galaxy Far Far Away>prologue texts begins to start >*record scratch*>Hol up, I ain’t reading all that >THATS THE WAY UH HUH >The Dark Side…>I LIKE IT UH HUH UH HUH>Just got a whole lot darker!>music stops >why the dark side gotta be bad huh? Cuz we black?>Leia starts fumbling words to not appear racist>WHEN YOU TAKE ME BY THE HAND >TELL ME IM YOUR LOVIN MAN>music stops>Nah I’m sick of this shit we done traveled a whole ass galaxy and the only other brother here a dude in a got damn cape, you may be in cloud city but you aint prince nigga >Lando: it matches my imperial attire and keeps me warm in the vacuum of space>nigga listen to yo’self! Where’s yo melandalorians??>THATS THE WAY UH HUH UH HUH>*Snoop Dogg as a weed Jedi flying through some crazy space fight*>Just fizeel that forceshizzle my nizzle! >I can’t do it!>damn homie, here take a hit of this >I LIKE IT UH HUH UH HUHCOMING TO THEATRES JUNE 15th>so we just gone pretend we didn’t see that whole ass get planet blown up?>what’s there to see Alderaan is now AlderAINT!Get Tickets Now
What was the point of this stupid ass horizontal spinning mace?
>>221037348
>>221053297you have to wind it up
>>221037689>I let out an audible gaspThis part kills me every time.
>>221037689somehow never gets old
>>221037318I just dislike that the trailers baited us into thinking it's a Stromtropper turned Jedi after breaking free from his programing
>>221053013add a shot of Vin Diesel pulling up in a space racer while smirking and you just printed $4billion
>>221037689amusing to the very last slur
>>221037989>I guess they weren't thinking retarded enough>they should hire jj abrahms
>>221052519niggas got birthing hips
>>221047700holding your nose at the smell of shit is not how someone should enjoy a movie.
>>221047700Shalom!
>>221037958>I'd suspect a lot of it was fedposters, Indians, Ivans, the IDF and all manners of shills and glowies kindling the flames of distractionary culture wars.So... I imagine straight white males applauded furiously when Finn appeared on screen? I suppose they were also the ones who defended his inclusion and Rey in the film, right?
>>221047700Most of the people here are pathetic, yes. That's definitely not news.
>>221037318>DEY HEA
>>221037408LMAOOO
>>221038011But but the election tourists of 2016 and 2024 travelled back time and made /tv/ illiberal.
>>221037765>This despite the series featuring black people since empire.Lando was Obama level black, as in, not really black at all, and he wasn’t a main character.
>>221054743Force Awakens was directed by JJ Abrams. This is all after Mike made that suggestion in the Plinkete review
>>221055158Yeah, 4chan always loved blacks and homosexuals. Then The_Donald invaded and ruined the entire site.
>>221037318I tuned out well in theatre watching this when the giant planet death star blew up 10 planets at once. It was clear to was a rip off of a new hope and the entire trilogy would be pure dogshit. How anyone bothered defending TFW still amazes me its the worst of the 3 they made.Just glad I never paid to watch the other ones
>>221055533
>>221037318KWAB
>>221037958>>221037989>>221038011I am actually surprised that TV anons were calling it shit from the get go. I always assumed that people here would have been hyped for it I just got here a year late to know this.
>>221037958You weren't here, you're a newfag and you don't get it, and quite frankly you should leave.
>>221055612For me, it was when Poe started doing the dumb Joss Whedon quippy dialogue to Kylo Ren in the first 5 minutes of the movie. I was fully willing to give the movie a chance, but at that moment I instantly knew it was going to be horseshit
>>221045157Remember when this guy said he would never return like he was too cool for Star Wars?
>>221055612I've never liked anything with JJ Abrams' involvement. When he was announced as the director I was 50/50 on seeing the movie. When I learned the main character was female I decided to never watch the Disney trilogy. I was always a bigger fan of the Star Wars games than the movies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKwTmYTz_Tw
>>221056210>For me, it was when Poe started doing the dumb Joss Whedon quippy dialogue to Kylo Ren in the first 5 minutesI do not even remember that its been so long since I saw it lol>>221056311One of the most retarded things Disney did was shut down Lucas arts that made most of the games. There used to be 100s in the prequel era to 5-6 made during the sequel era. And Disney wonders why kids have never given a shit about their movies. The only problem that liked the new films were RLM fans and genX geeks
>>221051895Rip to a real one.
>>221057565THIRTEEEEEEENTH
>>221057493could not agree more. I'm an old millenial and the video games are the only reason I somewhat give a shit about any of the movies. nothing captured my time and attention like the games.
Is that a heckin coloured fella in my space slop???
>>221052519I bet they had to widen that thigh armour to fit him
>>221045790You keep projecting your black obsession onto your American superiors. The commie trash claim America is hunting down blacks. So which is it?
>>221042705American Global Hegemony is so based.
>>221049584>suddenly
