UNDER DA SNEEEEEED!
darling is chucker, down where it's fucker.take it from me!
>>221039381I want to know the thought process behind making this pointless thread. You fucking maggot probably some teenager or a brown third worlder scum bag SNEED SO FUNNY kill yourself
>>221039418I'm actually a drunk 40 year old fat man. white too :)
>>221039442Prove you're white by posting a pic of your spread buttcheeks
>>221039488you'd like that. pictures of my hairy man ass burned into your brain. unfortunately you won't get them and I get to jerk off to your post :)
>>221039381Under the seaUnder the seaDarling, it’s squishier —Down where you wish yerBum would just flee.Up on the shore they clench all day,Run for a potty, don’t delay.But down here, we’re shottin’ —No need to be clotchin’ —Under the sea!
>>221039527joke's on you I'm jerking off to the thought of your hairy man ass :)
>>221039555you PATHETIC fucking homosexual! I've rubbed at least two out over the course of this thread!>>221039539fag
remember the swamp?remember my song in the SWAMP?where I went chicka chicka whomp WHOMP
>>221039381I prefer the version, UNDER DA KNEE!
>>221039649?:(
Best thread on /teev/ right now.
>>221039675i am unfamiliar. please humor us with a rendition
>>221039539I don't remember that from the Disney movie
>Floundah... I can't wait to get pusseh from Ahriel...
>>221039700>counterfeit twenty>drugs I took plenty>now I can't SNEED!
>>221039730i don't.think she had one. she probably laid eggs for a male to "sneed" :P
>>221039755Mermaids don't lay eggs.They give live birth.
>>221039723It's from the live action remake
>>221039754AH, yeah now I remember. a classic of sorts
>>221039768sounds like bullshit, imho
>>221039381>its a new writer breathes fresh new life into a stale franchiseyou love to see it!! Salut!!
>>221039803Then explain the titties.
>>221039859danke fren, I try>>221039876platypie have breasts too (big bodacious breasts) and they lay eggs
>>221039442>drunk 40 year old fat man posting a sneed threadfuck these no-fun faggot loser bitchesyou fucking rule, dude. gave me a laugh, that's for sure. don't forget to hydrate!
>>221039980Fuck off. Platypus is the animal God made when he was drunk.
>>221039980Wikipedia says the Platypus has no teats.
>>221040027may God bless and keep you, anon>>221040074no u>>221040176they have milk "channels" for their pups :)
>>221040366So you admit they don't have tits.
>>221039730>she's not even into you, Sebastian!
>>221040391one of the stranger hills I've decided to die on, but whatever. the platypus has tits; platypie have mammary glands.
>>221040499Mammary glands are different from teats.The platypus does not need a bra to hold them aloft.
RASTA SCHMOO SAYS: Outsourcing...
>>221039539>em dashesAI slop
>>221039730>Ah don't know if ah have ah dick
>>221042001Kek, was looking for a rasta schmoo reference
