>I hate my wife>applause Ruined a generation of men.
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
>>221039575most of his jokes were that his wife hated him though
when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them
>I hate the blacks and the fags>uproarious laughter
>>221039575weird. i wonder what happened in his Early Life to make him the way that he was?
>>221039600He also jokes about how retarded his children are
>>221039619>Implying he actually has the balls to say that
>>221039600Not really, plenty about how she was so bad at cooking, she gave the dog indigestion And such
>>221039575look kid i'm not much for jokes
>>221039575>I tell ya Johnny, I get no respect - not even from my kids.>>Kids giving you a hard time?>Boy do they. The other day I said to my son, "you know, some day you'll have kids of your own">Than he said, "yeah, and so will you">No respect Johnny I tell ya....>>Well Rodney what about your daughter hows she?>Oh, she's the same way. I asked her what she wants to be when grows up. She looked over at her mother, back at me and said "Single">>Well how are things with your wife? >Same as always, Johnny. My wife - she only likes to talk to me after sex. So she calls me up from the motel.
>>221039643Hey kid, easy on the candy
>>221039575> mfw I STILL get no respect
