Why did they kill him?
>>221039667He probably tried to lowball a hooker and her pimp wasn't having it
Jews no longer felt he was useful
>>221039667he tried to get funny with a hooker / drug dealer and the new criminal brownoids didnt know he was that famous and killed him
>>221039667What? You never got your head mysteriously smashed in while sleeping and get no investigations afterwards? Lmao.
>>221039667Tourettes Guy won>BOB SAGET
>>221040003I always thought he was screaming>AW BUTT FAGGOT
>>221039667>I can still remember Bob's last words to me.>He called me up on the phone and he said...>"Gilbert I have evidence that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton">Then he cracked open a coconut with a baseball bat and hung up the phone.>I'm still trying to figure out what he meant by that last part.
>>221039667>baseball bat to the head>falling from 20 or 30 feet
>>221040040Didn't Gilbert die like a month after him?
>>221040059Yep.https://youtu.be/RIM1YN_nm5Y
>>221040040Does anyone actually find Gilbert Gottfried funny? His obnoxious, loud, nasally, jew voice is incredibly irritating.
>>221039667He tried to outlive Artie Lange. This was unacceptable.
>>221040078Yes.>>221040077
>>221039667Sounds like delayed sudden infant death syndrome to me, not suspicious.
>>221040040not funny, a man died.
>>221040078Who the fuck asked you anything kike
>>221040096>>221040215You are both wrong.
>>221039667He didn't mask up and died of Covid 19. Thats why his family sued to have details of his death blocked, they were too embarrassed.
>>221040078He made himself a caricature of jews, as far as rat like noisy kikes go that's kinda based, ngl
>>221040263I want an excuse to dress up like daft punk so bad
>>221039667He's on an island somewhere.
>>221040078Yes. https://youtu.be/hsrQhjSUs1Y?t=2056
>>221040078>Does anyone actually find Gilbert Gottfried funnynobody likes you, brown
>>221039667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXDSejxQzzoEyes Wide Shut was a documentary.
>>221039707Can't tell if real or AI
>>221040078I agree. I never got why Artie was dying laughing on Stern while Gilbert was on.He had some ok jokes but the persona wasn't worth the effort.
>>221039707Sounds about right, probably used as a sacrifice for a ritual. But I’m interested in specific details if anyone has any.
Bob crane but that was a lamp
i got curious and now am reading about it https://globalnews.ca/news/8686498/bob-saget-death-autopsy-final-report/"The autopsy concluded the skull fractures were from “an unwitnessed fall backwards” and impact with “the posterior aspect of his head.”The final report claims in an interview with police, the examiner Stephany “explained that the amount of force necessary to cause the fracture, coupled with the fact that the skin on the back of the head was still intact, led him to believe that the injury was most likely caused by ‘something hard, covered by something soft,’ and he gave, as an example, a fall onto a carpeted floor.”"Ok. when did that happen ?"this blow would have “stunned” Saget, causing dizziness, slurred speech and confusion. Investigators found no sign of specific places or items that could have caused this head trauma.Before his death, Saget performed a comedy show at the Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, two hours away from his hotel. In the OCSO report, a Hard Rock Live employee told police he spoke with Saget in the green room before his performance. The employee said Saget was talkative and nothing seemed off.A venue promoter was also interviewed by police and said Saget was “high on life” after the show. A production co-ordinator told police “at no point did I think anything was wrong,” and Saget “had a good time talking with everyone.”Following the performance, the report alleges Saget arrived back at the Ritz-Carlton and spent nearly 10 minutes talking to a valet service employee. The employee asked Saget to take a selfie and the actor agreed.""“No one entered or left his room, until security entered that afternoon at the request of his family,” the report says."so... it seems it happened in his hotel room. or maybe it happened between the comedy club and his hotel and the effect (slurred speech etc) was delayed? but nobody noticed anything "off"...
>>221041057 thought it could happen in the bathroom, classic boomer slip. but they would have mention it if there was something pointing to it. maybe he was "high on life" and doing someting a bit cringe like bounce on his bed and he fucking fell off? sheeeeit i guess its as good as anything else since the fall was unseen.
This Mexican guy I know says his neighbor did it
>>221039702>>221039837There would have been fragments of whatever they hit him with lodged in his skull plus a shit ton of other evidence
>>221041183>Following the performance, the report alleges Saget arrived back at the Ritz-Carlton and spent nearly 10 minutes talking to a valet service employee. The employee asked Saget to take a selfie and the actor agreed."do you think someone with a bleeding brain would go tru all that rigmarole without anyone noticing something is off
he was killed in his hotel roomevidence erased
>>221041217if the fracture happened before he got to the hotel maybe he just felt like it was a big headache but he is a pro he can soldier tru it for a fan... but maybe not, right. so it must have happen in his hotel room i would think
>>221040078Have you seen his Dottir?
something similar happened to the openai whistleblower bullet to the back of his head ruled a suicide
>>221041075if he was on uppers and sleep deprived then easily could have been energetic then had a seizure and slammed full force onto somethingthough i'm always suspicious of the younger people marrying old rich idiots. there are many cases of them being psychos and planning some wacky tv episode murder.
also, remember what happened to jay lenohe “fell”uhh yeah
>>221041268No I hadn't actually. Impressive.
>I found your son
>>221041277>there are many cases of them being psychos and planning some wacky tv episode murder.i binged way too much truecrime over the years so i saw lots of that but usually they are too stupid to get away with it. but maybe we just hear about those who got caught
>>221039667Dying from head trauma is natural
You reckon it was stamos
Same reason all these stars get whacked; you sign on the dotted line and you don't get to know when your number gets called and from the sounds of it, numbers and numerology seem to have a lot to do with it. Likely, one of the only ways of being able to stave it off from happening is to commit more and more heinous shit behind the scenes.
>>221040078He voiced two of the best parrots in fiction; he was fine when he stayed in his lane.
>>221041618>You reckon it was stamosMichelle already murdered one celebrity and I warned /tv/ she would kill again!
>"Night night, dirty Dan."
>>221040095THIRD RATE MIDDLE
>>221039702>>221039837Bullshit. Once you're in the upper-echelon, you have escorts you can call in any city. And if she's not available, she'll vouch for you to a friend of hers. It's not street-tricking.
>>221042365Some dudes need the sleazy street part. That's why people in high society still get caught smoking crack or sucking dick at rest stops and shit like that. Some of them like feeling like lowlifes
>>221042088ALIEN ZOMBIES
>>221041217he does pills
>>221041491highest iq foid
>>221041075>>221041057The door connected to his room from the other adjoined room was unlocked, but hadn’t been used in several days.
>>221039667lol, someone beat his head in with a tire ironHe's fucking dead
>>221042879How do you know this? Hello? Anon?
>>221039667He was definitely violently murdered.
Look, it was just an unfortunate accident where he clubbed himself in the head with a baseball bat and then died, nothing to see here
>>221039667Those guys on the bottom right are the real victims
>>221040040
>>221042365>Once you're in the upper-echelon, you have escorts you can call in any city>>221042659>Some dudes need the sleazy street part.This anon gets it. Or he simply felt he could maintain better anonymity handling it himself rather than risk blackmail or a "leak" from a professional service.
>>221041057>something hard, covered by something soft,blackjack/sap
>>221043166>Or he simply felt he could maintain better anonymity handling it himself rather than risk blackmail or a "leak" from a professional service.It was Bob fucking Saget. Not a single soul would have been surprised if he was banging hookers. The only difference between Saget and Andy Dick is Saget sucked dick for coke. Dick sucks dick for cock.
>>221040078https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA?si=PCNIq2mXi07bsu5D!!!FACT!!!
It is crazy how him, norm, and Trevor all died within like 3 months of each other.
>>221042365>upper-echelonYou niqqas really think 6 figures buys a yacht
They wasted him
>>221039667It is pretty suspicious.>At about 4 p.m. EST on January 9, 2022, Saget was found dead in his room at a Ritz-Carlton hotel near Williamsburg in Orange County, Florida.[53] At the time of his death, Saget was on a stand-up tour and had performed in Ponte Vedra Beach the previous evening.[54] An autopsy report released on February 9 found that Saget had blunt head trauma from an accidental blow to the back of his head, most likely from a fall, and had subsequently died from the resulting injuries (subdural hematoma and subarachnoid hemorrhage) in his sleep. He was infected with COVID-19 at the time,[55] though there were no signs that it played a role in his death.[56][57][58] His funeral took place on January 14, and he was buried at Mount Sinai Memorial Park near the graves of his parents and sister.[59][60] On February 15, Saget's family sued to prevent county officials from releasing additional documents from the investigation of his death, arguing that their graphic content would present privacy violations. On March 14, a permanent injunction was issued against releasing the documents.[61]
It wasn't supposed to be a doctor https://youtu.be/EJXNkbfIg1A?si=TUm4TtU6edaPFgtR
>>221043841musta been the same batch of coke
>>221044184>On February 15, Saget's family sued to prevent county officials from releasing additional documents from the investigation of his death, arguing that their graphic content would present privacy violationsobviosuly was getting too rough with the femtanks (femboys ripped like arnie in his prime)
WTF bob saget is dead?!
>>221044524I'm more shocked that it happened only 4 years ago. I thought he had been dead since the 2000s. Wtf universe did I wake up in?
>>221043331couldnt he just get a 5 dollar rotisserie chicken from the grocery store. how do you even quantify how much cock you get for sucking dick. what if you only give half a blowjob. not the start, or the end, just the middle part, and you had off those parts to someone else. do you just get chicken thighs or what.
>Oh dear I seem to have repeatedly smashed myself in the head with a baseball bat and am now critically injured>Guess it's bedtime For Bob then! lol>Oh dear I seem to be dead
>>221042365>upper-echelon LmaoI can literally go on a website and browse them like like used cars, with photos and reviews, then place an orderYou americans are so backwards lmao Imagine if you had to be a freemason just to doordash taco bell
>>221044603happens all the time, not sus at all
>>221039667I’ve almost seen something similar happen within boxing. Sometimes people will develop severe internal bleeding either inside the brain itself or on the inside of the skull causing swelling. Sometimes they just think they have post bout soreness, maybe combined with a headache, believing that a nap is all that’s needed. We once caught it after a fight and we later learned that had he gotten home like he planned to he would’ve died in his sleep. That was the end of fighting for him. - I imagine Saget had a similar experience, he underestimated the severity of his head trauma.
It was Kimmie Gibbler's revenge.
>>221041470based norm
>>221042088they turn 40 in 4 daysneed a documentary about these billionaire weirdos who've been famous since infancy
BILLY MAYS HERE, IM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE DANGERS OF COCAINE AND HEAD INJURIES
>>221044643>he thinks the whores he can browse for are upper-echelongrim
>>221045208Mary-Kate was literally present while Heath Ledger's body was still warm, declares "immunity" and its never ever brought up.
>>221045208Reminder that there was a time where people were eagerly counting down when they turned 18.
>>221042088holy SHIT
>>221040108Not a man, a jew, its okay
>>221042766if the cops check the security camera for his room, do you think they are inept enough to not check the adjacent room too? idk maybe but after they noticed the door was unlocked someone in their team must have thought to do a double check... idk. of note: havent read anything about that door in the article i read or elsewhere, maybei missed that.
>>221044729 it could be cool to have the opinion of a few medical specialist regarding his specific injury. i read he must have been confused and in pain but was it manageable , was it showing. not 2 ppl are made the same and injuries hold up for a time differently too. maybe he had this injury for a few days and against pro's opinions he was fine enough during that time.
>>221040077That's ballsy.
>>221046573>junkies hang out togetherk
>>221040077Add Gilbert to the list of good ones.
>>221039667Vax status?
>>221039667obvious a family member or someone very close to him killed him and they covered it up
>>221041470That line is fine, but what really gets me is that Norm didn't even let him finish his anecdote and just ended the show right then and there. That fucking killed me lmao
>>221043841And like 6 months later Gilbert Gottfried died too
