>I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE ARMADA
Pirates of the Carribean would've been better if the three main characters were Beckett, Norrington and Sparrow.Fuck Will Turner and Natalie Porthole.
>The immaterial has become...immaterialHe really got all the most kino lines
>>221042723It would be a better series of films if it followed the same aesthetic guidelines as the original Pirates of the Caribbean dark ride.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tup3f1CqgI
Remember when the crew of the Blacked Pearl murder, pillage and rape Port Royal in the first film? Yeah, why am I supposed to like Jack and the pirates in general again? Oh yeah, because swavery = bad, but theft, murder, rape = good.These films are a Jewish psyop supporting violent nigger behavior. Beckett did nothing wrong.
This deleted scene becomes funnier if you know that Depp is partially blackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mv00oQug0IBecket is basically saying "Hey Nigger, why didn't you ship those niggers?"
>>221042799That was them operating under Barbossa's command (and they were desperately chasing after the gold coin that just happened to be at that town). I can't imagine that Sparrow was some ruthless Captain who accosted innocents, he seems more of a "criminal who fucks over other criminals (or morally dubious)" type
Why didn't the Endeavour return fire?
>>221042799>>221042889>I can't imagine that Sparrow was some ruthless Captain who accosted innocentsHe wasn't, barbossa says that attitude was what lost him the pearl in the first place
>>221042799Historical revisionism too, the navy didn't contribute at all to the slave trade: the slave trade was a sociopathic endeavor, and sociopaths don't follow orders well. Pirates were among the primary contributors because, surprise surprise, they were sociopathic murderers, muggers, thieves and layabouts.
>>221042889Not sure that really matters considering the crew betrayed him, I.E. they're all just mongoloids, no matter how they try to retcon it in the embarrassing sequels.Speaking of Barbossa, how did this nigga even die? Jack shoots him before Will returns the final coin. Was the editor asleep or something?
>>221042799>test fueled behaviour is le nigger stfu goy women
>>221042565I love this new meme like you wouldn't believe. Only good thing to come from kripkes stupid retarded head
>>221042799> murder, pillage and rape Port Royal in the first filmthis is very white behaviour though nothing nigger about it
>>221042946Because he had a hole in his chest still, dumdum.
>>221042723It would have been even better if best-padme spent the whole movie naked and making out with other skinny flat sluts.
>>221042946Not in moonlight - have bodybody has hole in it because bulletbecome mortal with hole in bodyexpireIn that order
>>221042994Did you miss the part where the undead are skellingtons and have no flesh, blood or organs? Virtually every character who is under the curse gets their shit packed in one way or another throughout the film, but none of their wounds carried over, because there is nothing to even wound.Fucking stupid ass.
>>221043020>jack not in moonlight>get stabbed in chest>become mortal>doesn't expire11/10 movie
>>221043056Except he clearly has flesh, silly. People like you are why movies overexplain everything because you can't use basic critical thinking to understand how a power might work in a kid's movie and instead cry it's a plot hole.
>>221043219It's just a visage. Barbossa himself drives it home that they can no longer feel anything and that the moonlight reveals their true selves. The "flesh" is the illusion. It's also pragmatic because they obviously didn't want to do the effect for the whole movie.If wounds suffered to "cursed" flesh retained, then everybody from the crew would be dead, including Jack. End of story. Shit movie for retards.
>>221042723Agreed, Will and Elizabeth's stories should've been done after the first film.
>>221042723Based
>>221042565he wouldn't say that
Women will never understand his character
>>221042723>Natalie Porthole.Fucking retard
>>221042547He did nothing wrong. Pirates are scum.
>>221045690>trying to protect the civilised world from terrorists>they keep coming back from the dead with ghost ships, demi-god curses and Eldrich sea monsters>doesn't buckle one bit and fights the good fight in the name of God, Queen and Empire
>>221043453>It's just a visage.Except they take advantage of it in the fight moments before by shoving the skeletons out of the moonlight so one of them can't pull out the grenade in his ribcage. They also are shown to bleed too.>If wounds suffered to "cursed" flesh retained, then everybody from the crew would be deadSure, if you're assuming for some reason that they don't regenerate their flesh or perhaps that walking in the moonlight doesn't reset them despite the movie never giving you a reason to.Leave the critiques to other people, you silly goose. I'm not going to entertain you anymore when you sound like you haven't even seen the movie.
>>221042547ITS THE ECONOMY, STEWPOT
>>221044040dumbest scene in the entire franchise, he wouldve easily won the battle if they just fucking started shooting.
