Realistically, would you if she was your cousin?
>>221044187She was gorgeous but she walled really, really hard.
>>221044204>peaks at 13Do jews really?
anal
She was hot in that 'she will take charge of an insecure and inexperienced guy' way, so of course everyone here wanted to have dangerous liasons.
>>221044399>she will take charge of an insecure and inexperienced guy
>>221044231She's not jewish. Surprised me desu.
>>221044752Women can't do this on their own, a man needs to explicitly walk them through it every time or script it for them. Sorry, you will never find a (cis) woman able to fulfil this for you.
>>221044204The short hair in the Netflix seasons did her no favors
>>221044187>fuck an arablol no
>>221044768Really? They should do a movie where Alia and that guy from American Pie mistake each other for jews and think that they can get to the baby-eating parties that way. Could be hilarious.
>>221044772First time I had sex the girl was the older and more active part. She was also a thin redhead dancer who designed clothes.
>>221044835the first time I had sex with a woman my penis fell off
>>221044809This guy can be their quirky, surprisingly non-Jewish friend.
>>221044869Don't forget Zachary Levi, he can be the FBI agent that is supposed to protect jewish baby-eating parties(because everyone thinks Levi=jew) but at the end of the movie he lets the protags go and leak their shakycam video of jew depravities on the internet
>>221044187I never see my cousins>my parent is your parents siblingwow, it's like you've known me my whole life
>>221044835I want to believe.
Long ago when my father was a young man he got a job out west. After a week or so working outside the foreman saw my father working without a shirt and told him "If I'd know you were a damned Indian I never would have hired you.". My father was of Irish descent, with an Irish name.
>>221045204"To enter the 33rd circle of uh...israel...you must have sex with whoopi goldberg without breaking kosher rules"
>>221044187Maybe if we didn't grow up together like in the show and there was no Westermarck effect.I have female cousins that were (I'm old so they are too now) far far hotter but I was never tempted because we spent so much time together when I was young, so they were like sisters.
>>221045337Yeah but you could still have sniffed their panties. It's not incest since they're just panties that smell like a girl, not like, incest panties.
>>221045374Bruh they were incest panties.
I couldn't take Green Room seriously because I just kept thinking "why doesn't Maebe get George Michael to help her"
>>221044187Raw. Multiple times.
>>221044187I had sex with my cousin multiple times. I still see her during familu reunions. My wife doesn't know about this incest.
>>221044187Back then yeah, now? Nope.
>>221045374Absolutely not. I would have vomited if I'd smelt their panties. They both used to fart on me to bully me and it was genuinely, horrifically disgusting. I tell anons that today and they can't even imagine it, can't comprehend how I wouldn't instantly orgasm or something.>>221045585Cheating is wrong.
>>221045672nta but reading that it in no way implied he cheated on his wife. he likely had been with his cousin when they were young, before he ever met his wife. why did you assume he cheated?
>>221045585You must be Brazilian
>>221045725You're right, he didn't actually say he still does it.I just interpreted "still see her" to mean he still does, like how "seeing someone" is a euphemism for sex.
>>221044187Which actors tucked her?
>>221045746fair enough, anoni wonder if things are awkward between them. we need anon to weigh in on the details of his cousin fucking
>>221044254Monica
>>221044835The first time I had a gf and sex the girl had been railed for 2 years and done everything sexually but was patient with me and taught me everything. One of our first nights together she just went from making out to 69ing with no words just stand up and laying down the other way and going to town. Women can surprise you and make life better I was a 23 year old Virgy when we met
>>22104640937 year old wizard here. I would be disappointed if a woman had so little decor she thought showing off how many Chad's she rode was something anyman wants.
>>221046409What did the other guy's cum taste like?
I fucked both my adopted sisters. But it's okay, because their not really my sisters since my mom gave them up for adoption before I was born.
>>221044768She's Lebanese or something mixed with something mixed with something mixed with something, that's effectively Jewish through convergence
>>221044187I'd just pray for some bumpy road ahead
She's disgusting
>>221046854Lel the joke got meReally subverted my expectationsFunny though, that way round is actually probably more common due to some weird "reverse Westermarck" MHC effect or something and "adopted but not related" being imprinted as siblings anyway
>>221046854You're a funny guy. Almost TOO funny...
>>221045204They are all jews. Stop believing hollywood's lies.
>>221044187Her?
>>221045774Cera
>>221047024Where's the penis?
>>221047024Damn, Brad Pitt got up in that?!
I wouldn't even recognize most of my cousins but as far as I know at least two of them would be very sex sex so I'd probably fuck them.
>>221049354Made me respect Brad more desu. Like he's about the character and not just about the shaved pussy you know?
>>221044187ye
>>221049407an actual indian
>>221044204I blame the hair
Maybe? They should have called her Frumpy.
>>221049626They're Scandinavians with athlete genes.
>>221044187Imagine the threesome with her and Ilana
One of my naughtiest faps when I realized that she was actually 13 in the first season. Yet she looks so fuckable.
>>221050729She WAS 13!? I thought she was 15
>>221050898Makes you feel kinda dirty doesn't it?
>>221050961Kinda
>>221044187Im desperately in love with my cousin
>>221050999Yeah. She cute though.
>>221044187I would even if she wasn't my cousin
Big tits but very saggy. Now she's a mommy
