Wrong about taking the lid off of that bottle so he can actually drink it. Also gay little ears.

>>221044393
Awwwwww did he talk shit about your favorite gay movie

This was pretty good!

>>221044393
Post your ears.

>>221044398
He's unlikely to review the films I watch. I don't use youtube anyway.

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>Dude I fucking hate modern cinema but I would NEVER, EVER watch an old movie
What is this type of "critic" called?

>>221044413
Desperate for engagement.

>>221044413
grifter

>>221044413
faggot

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>>221044413
Based Chads who make sissy wimp faggot leftys piss and shit in their diapers lol

I would talk over drinker

>>221044393
>Also gay little ears.
only turbo fags would care about this shit

>>221044480
Yeah I like licking mens ears so what? I'm not gay I am MLM, men who licks with men.

>>221044359
Every god damn time with this shit. It has to be a bot. There's just no other reasonable conclusion.

>>221044445
>schlubby manbabies who whine about everything
>Chads

>>221044359
I find your pathological need for e-daddies repulsive. You should have been aborted.

>>221044410
Nice try, Mark Cerny.
>>221044413
A "faggot."

>>221044413
Making a Youtube channel about enjoying 1940's films or foreign cinema will not give you the views or engagement that you will get mocking the latest capeshit movie. It's all about hatewatching and pandering to outrage culture not about finding something to actually enjoy

>>221044497
>licks mens ears
*turns on GayDar*
- WHOOOOOO WHOOOOOO WHOOOOOO WHOOOOOO -
LEFTY FAGGOT ALERT!!
LEFTY FAGGOT ALERT!!
- WHOOOOOO WHOOOOOO WHOOOOOO WHOOOOOO -

>>221044413
yeah those guys never talk about star wars or die hard incessantly
fucking retard faggot can't even be mad about things for legitimate reasons

>>221044359
power bottom phenotype

>>221044599
BROTHERLY LOVE not gay, my female psychiatrist tells me over and over while being very generous with the tissues that it is not gay. Also I am a neo-idon'tlikejews-i.

>>221044499
Most likely. Stock picture, lazy caption and it's all meant to stir up discussion.....Mr. Jordan's been paying up

>>221044413
The pre covid white youtube fag. These guys were mid point channels at best pre covid and then everyone got trapped in their houses so watching them explain movies and shit was sort of a comfort to eat up time and now they've gotten too big to keep up the simple shtick so it's politics this and muh females that.

>>221044359
All he does is say something is woke or not woke. He's also retarded since he thinks the Backrooms movie is good and anti-woke for some reason.

>>221044667
reddit fag detected

>>221044599
No they did not force me to have gay sex, they forced unnatural tightening subhead, they made me think I was gay and I even newbies not but I am a man if science so I tried having gays sex and hated it, then tried it with two other men that looked different to make sure it was NOT just the one guy. And I hated it and knew ideas correct so stoped drinking milk and eating chicken and praying and I became straight again. Also many gays are depressed because they are secretly not gay nitrate forced to have gay thoughts because of the hormones. I also belive WiFi signals increase this effect as when I was in large cities I would feel more gay urges then when I was in the coubtry

>makes half baked sloptube

>>221044749
Thanks for clarifying.

>>221044359
Can anyone tldr for an unc who the critical drinker is?

>>221044359
>>221044413
Grifter. The product is outrage, not commentary or criticism.

>>221044797
He rates movies on the system of woke or not woke essentially. He also does a lot of those "two more weeks" videos about things he perceives as woke possibly getting cancelled (even when they're well into their third or fourth season kek).

>>221044797
A youtuber who does "edgy" movie reviews.

>>221044393
>Wrong about taking the lid off of that bottle so he can actually drink it.
No, anon, he's not REALLY drinking it. Quite the astute observation of your part. Nothing slips past you.
Did you know that he's also not REALLY an alcoholic? Or even Scottish? It's this new thing called "playing a character".

>Also gay little ears.
Allright, nigger, now you are just desperate.

>>221044693
he never said it was anti-woke.

>>221044838
The fact that I am half-Black doesn't change that I am correct.

>>221044749
Sounds like something a gay faggot would say

>>221044800
The fact that you're "outraged" that they said the latest corporate wokeslop sucks and isn't worth the price of a ticket to go & see doesn't mean that their "product", if you want to call it that, is "outrage". That's just you being a little bitch over someone saying a bad movie's a bad movie.

Also that's not even what the term "grifting" means. Please read a dictionary or at least some kind of book at some point.

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lefty chuds in this thread

>>221044413
The fuck are you even talking about? I know for a fact several of these guys "watch old movies" (whatever the qualifier for that is) and several of them have literally reviewed "old" movies. Are you just making shit up to be mad about.

>>221044359
He's a edge lord faggot with an incredibly obnoxious voice.

>>221044430
>Drinker
>Millions of Subs on YT, millions of views on his videos within like a day or two of being uploaded
>"Desperate for engagement."

Lmao, no, he's literally too genuinely popular to be "desperate" for it, faggot. You clearly don't know what a term like "desperate for engagement" even means. You want to see real "desperation", check out what's left of those shitty BreadTubers after funding dried-up.

>>221044499
>There's just no other reasonable conclusion.
A faggot/troon sublimating his homosexual attraction to Drinker and his shame over desperately wanting to fuck a "problematic" person by constantly posting & complaining about this completely milquetoast video-maker for months & months on end, over and over again.

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>>221044797
A based Chad adonis who easily dunks on lefty chuds

>>221044797
culture war slop farmer

>>221044593
>he thinks people don't enjoy dunking on shitty wokeslop
Lmao, it's practically the same shit as MST3K. Shitting on shitty movies is fun. I would have thought /tv/ of all places would understand this but whenever the subject is Drinker you faggots have to clutch those pearls as insanely hard as you can in order to have something, anything, to complain about.

>>221044951
That's not a good picture to make that point with, not even as a joke.
Literally untouchable

>sinners is good

WRONG

>>221044797
As you can see from the replies your post got prior to this one: He's an amateur movie-reviewer who works the trannies and woke-cultists here & elsewhere into an absolute seething shoot due to merely being willing to say that recent Marvel/Disney/Star Wars/whatever movies aren't very good. They're also incensed by the fact that his videos literally get more views than debut episodes of modern shit like Nu-Trek, or total ticket-sales for things like Nu-Star Wars.

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>>221045001
now this is what a real man looks like

>>221044827
How's Rian Johnson's Star Wars Trilogy coming along, faggot?
Lmao imagine being in denial over how much of the half-baked slop that gets announced ends up getting cancelled.

>>221044980
>Shitting on shitty movies is fun
Barely. Getting angry releases dopamine, venting gives you a rush, that's the mechanism these types of bottom feeders monetize. They're rats who are fine with getting deregulated teenagers and adult checkouts hooked on parasocial relationships and unhealthy mindsets, wash their hands clean and count what little cash they can accrue that way as if their demagogic ways were in any way a respectable way to make an income.
>>221044951
>>221045031
same energy. Deeply unsafe and emotionally unstable, avoid both these men at any cost, don't even talk to them.

uh oh r/criticaldrinker are here to defend him

>>221045067
Yeah, those posts are written sanpaku

>>221045040
A broken clock is right two times a day, faggot. As if anyone is shocked Star Wars is shitting the bed.

>>221044958
>Disney, Amazon or other equally big companies spend (and lose) millions upon millions of dollars to put noxious IdPol "culture war" shit that nobody likes in everything they make, from Star Wars to Lord of the Rings to everything else
>This is fine

>Some amateur making YouTube Videos in his basement makeshift recording studio says that these movies & shows packed with intentionally grating wokeshit are shitty
>"REEEEEEE, CULTURE WAR SLOP FARMER REEEEEEE"

This is a pattern I've noticed with brain-dead leftists these days: They'll shriek & moan about how much they supposedly hate "the culture war" but only if it's consumers daring to voice their opinion that a recent corporate product isn't very good. They never seem to have any problem with the the people running literal multinational corporations spending billions in total to CREATE that """culture war""" in the first place.
They screech at you for yelling at the guy going around and spitting in people's food....but never at the guy going around and spitting in people's food. Instead, the people complaining about him doing that are the ones who are wrong.

>>221045067
>Barely.
OK, whatever, Barbara. I'm sorry that people shitting on Daddy Disney's latest piece of mass-manufactured corpo-slop upsets you but most people just don't have that problem.

>>221045137
It's because he doesn't believe in any of what he says, it's just grifting and pandering to make as much money as possible. This complete buffoon is even cumming all over The Backrooms movie now, it's pathetic.

>>221045131
>A broken clock is right two times a day, faggot
Lmao, it's been way more than "twice" recently, you uppity queer. There's been WAY more cancellations of previously loudly-announced and advertised upcoming shows or movies than you're probably even remotely aware of.

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>>221044359
God damn why is he so based?!

>>221045163
And he's also been wrong about a bunch too, he's just flinging shit at the wall to see what sticks.

>>221045163
>Lmao, it's been way more than "twice" recently, you uppity queer.
you are retarded

>>221045146
I neither watch Hollywood type garbage nor talking heads spouting opinions on social media. Try again.

>>221045150
>It's because he doesn't believe in any of what he says
So you genuinely believe that this guy SECRETLY just absolutely loves Nu-Star Wars, Nu-Trek, the Rings of Power, Ghostbusters 2016, etc., whatever, and he just PRETENDS to hate it "for views"?
Fucking seriously?

Modern bitchy wokeoids have some absolutely staggering levels of mental illness.
Is it just raw narcissism? You simply can't comprehend, let alone stomach, that someone who is both popular & successful is also someone who dislikes wokeslop, so you come up with this conspiracy-theory in your head where he's actually secretly a leftshit but he just PRETENDS to be a dumb "chud" so he can get views on videos? Is that it?

>>221045195
OK, and yet you're uppity about a guy talking about shitty movies being shitty?

>>221045215
>So you genuinely believe that this guy SECRETLY just absolutely loves Nu-Star Wars, Nu-Trek, the Rings of Power, Ghostbusters 2016, etc., whatever, and he just PRETENDS to hate it "for views"?
No, it's that he probably doesn't really care. Grifters don't secretly love the shit they say they hate, that's just being obtuse.

>>221045183
>And he's also been wrong about a bunch too
Lmao, like what? Imagine being such a creepy faggot that you unironically "keep score" of shit like that.
Do you make sure to watch every video he releases, despite claiming to "hate" him, in order to fact-check all his predictions?

>>221045218
If that's your interpretation of this post >>221045067
sure. I hate grifters, simple as. This guy and his ilk are what I consider human trash and their removal a net positive for everyone around.

>>221045233
>Imagine being such a creepy faggot that you unironically "keep score" of shit like that.
Meanwhile you kept score of all the times he was right. Interesting.

>>221045231
>No, it's that he probably doesn't really care.
OK, so this IS just you making shit up (completely baselessly, btw) in order to cope. Glad we clarified.

Holy shit that's pathetic. Imagine having to console yourself by telling yourself "N-N-No he just PRETENDED that he thought Ghostbusters 2016 was a gigantic piece of shit!" Imagine being incredulous that people think these modern movies are genuine slop deserving to be shit on. They secretly "don't care", they're just "pretending". Lmao.

Remember when Mike Stoklasa brutally assaulted the Critical Drinker so badly that Drinker lost his memory of being The Jaded Historian? What the fuck, Mike.

Not gonna lie, this anti-woke movement is easily the dumbest, most pedestrian critical movement in cinema history, but it fits our current anti-intellectual political climate.
What I don't understand is why a board for cinephiles defends people like Drinker.

>>221045240
>Meanwhile you kept score of all the times he was right. Interesting.
No, I don't. I never claimed he was wrong or right about anything, let alone the numbers involved. I've actually never even watched one of this videos.
I just saw YOU making that claim in >>221045183

You made the claim. I called you on it.
Nice desperate, limp-wristed attempt at pulling a "NO U" Uno-card though, faggot. God you people are so weaselly and effeminately dishonest.

>>221045269
There's been a lot of crossover with /pol/ in the last few years.

>>221044413
The other side of the onions coin.

>>221044980
People enjoy it but people also enjoy killing eachother. Faux outrage slop ruined the internet.

>>221044413
>modern critic reviews modern products
Novel concept, I know but your point misses the mark when drinker occasional reviews shit like Fitzcarraldo. Nice Moviebob sneak tho, bet you thought the chuds of /tv/ would fall for this shtick because you mentioned a libtard lolcow.

>>221045269
>this anti-woke movement
Nigger, here's a spoiler for you: There IS no "anti-woke" "movement". What you're seeing is wokefaggots ruining media, and normal people having the balls to complain about it and wanting things to go back to the way they were back before retards were unironically putting "FUCK Drumpf, low-skill immigrants are neato!"-scenes in Lord of the fucking Rings.

There is no organized "movement" against wokeshit like there was behind wokeshit in the first place. That's just you wanting to play the "muh BOTH sides" card to hide your agenda under pretend "neutrality". There was no more an organized or coordinated "movement" against wokeshit than there's an organized "movement" of people saying "Don't go to that restaurant; they served rotten that made us sick" after a restaurant gave a bunch of customers food poisoning. The fact that a large number of people agree doesn't make it a "movement", or even "political"; it just makes those people NOT retarded/brainwashed like you are.

>>221045215
>spews 6,000,000 twitter buzzwords
>calling anyone else mentally retarded

>>221045286
don't forget Ivan, Ivan, and Ivan.

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>>221045269
>anti-woke movement is easily the dumbest
Woke liberal lefty ideology has mad everything worse and I'm sick and tired of pretending it hasn't

>>221045350
Is that a trip or do you mean Russians? I doubt there's any reason for them to shit up /tv/.

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>>221045269
>our current anti-intellectual political climate
Holy fuck, make it more obvious that you're a laughable pseud that's pissy that normal people rejected your political agenda, faggot.

>>221045346
>but muh politics
>muh winds of change
>muh movement
>muh overton window
>muh culture war
>muh twitter ragebait slop posts
ALL FUCKING /POL/FAGS MUST FUCKING HANG

>>221045369
They exist to destroy the legacy of George Carlin.

>>221045373
True but I can't see a weak wimp sissy limp wristed lefty fag like you doing it tho

>>221045269
>this anti-woke movement is easily the dumbest, most pedestrian critical movement in cinema history
Wow, so NOT the people insisting that there needs to be woke political messaging in everything from Lord of the Rings to Ghostbusters to The Witcher to fucking Blue's Clues, but instead the people complaining about it?

ben shapiro's shabbos goyim
Its not woke cancel culture when zionists do it

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>>221045373
>STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WOKESLOP!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

No, faggot, I don't think I will. Not until it stops.
Is your fat ass gonna' waddle over here and MAKE me stop pointing it out? lmao, I doubt it.

Why is the cap still on the bottle?

>>221045309
>People enjoy it but people also enjoy killing eachother.
>Unironically comparing shitting on Nu-Star Wars to literal murder
Holy shit you're a faggot.

>Faux outrage slop ruined the internet.
No, censorious leftist faggots like you that want to ruin everything people enjoy but then disallow them from being allowed to discuss the fact that you ruined it anywhere did.
If people being allowed to say shitty movies are shitty "ruined" the Internet for you then your fat, sensitive, estorgen-filled little ass doesn't belong on the Internet in the first place.

>>221045394
>>221045424
imagine being this brainwashed.

>>221045347
>twitter buzzwords
Where?
Do you have an actual argument to share or are you just butthurt that I'm right but don't want to articulate why?

>>221045450
>No, leftists like you
stopped reading. if you can't get it into your head that not everyone, in fact most people, don't engage with your politics slop then I'm not going to waste my time with you. you people are so predictable. watch, you'll call me a fence sitter next. you're just another flavour of normie. probably never had an original thought in your life.

>>221045269
>>221045286
>>221045350
>People not liking wokeshit is a conspiracy!
>Orchestrated by /pol/!
>And RUSSIA!

Holy shit, like clockwork. It's like you drones operate on a fucking script.
You literally believe there's some kind of "conspiracy", even one orchestrated by a foreign power, that is the only explanation for people not liking Rings of Power or Madame Web. Holy shit you people are stupid.

>>221045373
>KILL EVERYONE WHO DARES TO CALLENGE OUR CULT DOCTRINE!!! REEEEEEEE!!!
Ah, typical "rational" and "intellectual" leftist response to someone thinking differently than they do.

>>221045501
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bait

>>221045475
What are you right about? Mainstream slop is slop? Wowe, a revolutionary observation. Even if there were no political undertones they'd all still be shit movies because the truth is no one knows how to make good movies anymore, and that's what actually matters, not your faux culture war bullshit.
>but le woke
then don't watch. its mass appeal slop, and right now the masses love hate-watching garbage, and watching other people hate-discuss garbage. you wouldn't watch fast and furious for the same reason.

>>221045517
Unfortunately, he is genuinely that retarded.

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>>221045462
>brainwashed
See: >>221045501

>>221045424
>its going to stop
oh anon

>>221045515
how fucking new

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>>221044359
The Critical Drinker is literally a faggot.

>>221045538
This is fake btw the real one has a well trained dancing cat in the background

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>>221044359
Hi, I'm officer Chauvin and I approve this message

>>221045528
The fact you still think categorising people as red team or blue team means anything now, then having the gall to call anyone else brainwashed, is beyond laughable.

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>>221045528
>doesn't see the irony

>>221045538
>troon butthurt over critical drinker
many such cases

>>221045528
You could replace every panel with "woke slop bad" and someone saying "not everything is woke" and it would be the same thing.

>>221045482
Leftist faggots are literally the only people in a seething shoot that people can & are saying corporate wokeslop sucks the root, faggot.
Leftist faggots are also the only people who'd compare shitting on Nu-Star Wars to literal murder.
It's not my fault your dumb ass outed yourself.

>not everyone, in fact most people, don't engage with your politics
Most people do think wokeslop is noxious dog-shit just like I do, actually, kek. That's why the slop KEEPS flopping while the "chuds" you cry about get literal millions more views than any single episode of Nu-Trek or Rangs of Power.

>I'm not going to waste my time with you.
Yes you do. You waste your time literally crying about how us shitting on Daddy Disney's latest turd of a movie might cause it to make slightly less money. And we can't have THAT now, can we?!

>>221045501
You guys are kind of stupid. It's not a conspiracy, it's just low effort criticism. There's no passion there, I wouldn't even call these guys film fans. It's sad that they are so popular.

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>>221045538
He totally is. What a faggot he is. Probably a liberal, too. Many such cases among Scots.

>>221045582
>You could replace every panel with "woke slop bad"
Lmao no you can't.
Literally the only place you can hear "woke slop bad" is amateur/independent YouTube Channels. Everywhere else featured in that comic; mainstream media, academia, most of the Internet, etc.; worships & promotes wokeshit ideology.

Nice desperate but reality-divorced attempt at a "NO U", faggot. Too bad you're literally too retarded to understand why that shit doesn't work in this case.

>>221045538
How dare you. I get all my opinions from this guy. >:(

>>221045602
>It's not a conspiracy

>>221045350
>don't forget Ivan, Ivan, and Ivan.
You retards literally, unironically blame Russia for people not liking these shit movies/TV shows.
Yes, you DO believe it's a "conspiracy". You unironically think Russia somehow "psyopped" people into not liking shit like Indiana Jones 5.

You people are mentally & spiritually dead.

>>221045628
>Everywhere else featured in that comic; mainstream media, academia, most of the Internet, etc.; worships & promotes wokeshit ideology.
I tend to forget Tucker Carlson and Fox in general are big fans of woke movies and TV shows.

>>221044359
Wrong about Avatar 3

>>221045538
>>221045607
What is it with leftists and desperately wanting Drinker to be gay?
Wishful thinking, probably? One step closer to your fantasy of having sex with him being feasible?

>Why yes, I do consider Star Wars, Raiders, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Alien, Jurassic Park, and Terminator 2 to be the greatest films of all time. How could you tell??

>>221045599
>YOU cry about this
>YOU think this
>YOU believe this
>YOUR ideology does this
You don't know me or what I believe in, so don't strawman your twitter nonsense on to me. Is it really that incomprehensible to you that people just can't stand politics? Is that incomprehensible to you that all the schizobabble culture war slop all goes away the second you leave social media?
>but le corporation used le tranny nigger jew gay lesbian queer to advertise it's product!!!!
marketing. all the backlash you think you're giving them is just free advertising for them and it's all by design. culture war is just one big ragebait marketing psyop.

>>221045582
>You could replace every panel with "woke slop bad" and someone saying "not everything is woke"
Lmao, no, faggot, you literally couldn't. The fuck are you talking about?

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>>221045607
What a homo

>>221045665
Drinker knows less about movies than an average female movie reactor.

>>221044359
Didn't this pansy like that homosexual 80s cartoon movie that just came out?

>>221045687
You fucknig stupid ass wokies, you still think this is insulting?
Lmao he is straighter than you are and comfortable with who he is. Take your fetish shit and suck a dick.

>>221045528
oh the irony

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>>221045687
Right? What a cocksucker the Critical Drinker is.

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>>221045665
Add in Keaton Batman and Zack Snyder's whole filmography and he's literally me!!

>>221045538
Should've used a picture of Scooby1961

>>221045715
Sounds like you're already sucking dick enough for the rest of us, kek

>PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO THINK, e-DADDY!

>Disney bad
>Marvel bad
>The Drinker recommends... mainstream slop that everyone already watched
Why would anyone watch this faggot? He isn't funny. He isn't knowledgeable. He's boring as fuck.
In the old times of Nostalgia Critic they made fun of old crappy movies, but it was never mean-spirited. People like Cinema Snob actually knew a lot of old B-movies. Drinker knows nothing. Every single video is about some new movie for literal children - with the same memes and trite political opinion.

It's always dumb zoomies who worship this millennial faggot.

>>221044359
I would buy a Funko Pop of The Critical Drinker.

>>221045820
I watch him because I'm gay and I really dig his Johnny Bravo cosplay.

>>221045713
Masters of the Universe, yes. It's funny because it's literally just an MCU movie but since it reminds him of his homoerotic childhood, it's good.

>>221045628
Literally proving anons point

>>221045528
There are a thousands of grifters on twitter and YouTube profiting of you retards.

>>221045924
I have a friend who makes a good living off of being a right wing YouTube grifter. I gave him the idea, I told him if he just made a channel where he endlessly complains about "wokeness" and "dei" in manbaby media then low IQ chuds would throw money at him. He's not as popular as the Critical Grifter but he does well enough.

>>221044359
When he made a video on how to fix Game of Thrones and said he would have made Bran the Night King LMAO

>>221045727
nooo not my role model!!

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>far-leftists hate Drinker
>far-rightists also hate Drinker
How does he do it?

>>221045528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MzQSmwkFNc

>>221046020
>far-leftists hate Drinker

Why would the left hate someone who makes a living fleecing and taking advantage of the right?

>>221045951
Well post the link so we can all see his channel.

>>221044359
>gives thoroughly uncontroversial takes on movies
>somehow manages to make troons piss themselves out their spray gash with rage
acceptable

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>>221045269

The incels chuds are really getting owned. Good work, fellow sisters! We've really made a difference! We are important!

>>221044359
Anyone doing culture war shit in present year is a grifter. Its not 2022 anymore, trumps reelection rewrote the entire political landscape and nobody cares about le message anymore.

>>221046090
>The incels chuds
Get back in the fucking call center and keep scamming those old ladies, Raj!

>>221044359
shame he's impossible to listen to

He doesn't review movies. He just pretends to be Plinkett and then copies whatever is the current /pol/ script.

>>221046039
I personally love the Drinker's videos. I think they're extremely funny and entertaining. I also understand that the Drinker is a character. He's more of a parody of the average incel chud. Will Jordan, the actor who plays the drinker, is not an incel chud. He's a normal guy and is married with kids. I don't condemn someone for wanting to make some easy money.

>>221045951
>imaginary story to own the chuds
Omg, a thousand updoots my dooderino!

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The wokes who shove idpol down children’s throats, who praise trash which preaches at the audience instead of entertaining.
>Included among the articles that were published were arguments that dogs engage in rape culture and that men could reduce their transphobia by anally penetrating themselves with sex toys, as well as a part of a chapter of Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf rewritten using "up-to-date jargon".

>The hoax received a polarized reception within academia. Some academics praised it for exposing flaws that they saw as widespread among sectors of the humanities and social sciences influenced by postmodernism, critical theory, and identity politics

>>221046155
Chances are very good you've already given us your money.

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The Drinker killed so many woke intellectual movies, troonsisters.

>>221046200
Does he ever talk about movies that aren't for children, though?

>>221045684
>>221046089

>>221045269
You probably think that sounded smart. You're literally no different from them.

>>221044413
>NEVER, EVER watch an old movie
what do you mean, drinker puts out old movie reviews from time to time

>>221046211
R-rated movies are not for children, retard.

>>221045269
go back.

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>>221045269
>

>>221046211
He only dabbles in manbaby media because angry manbabies are not very smart and are easy to grift.

>>221045269
women and fags ruined entertainment. That is the truth, nothing you say or do will change that. Leftists are cancer that we left unchecked and did not gatekeep them with force like we should have. it's our fault we let you jews ruin our hobbies/childhood.

>>221045269
>this anti-woke movement is easily the dumbest, most pedestrian critical movement in cinema history
That's because you're pro-woke, which is more nauseating.

>>221045350
no, ivan, i won't consume woke slop movies
yes, ivan, we know you're raiding

>>221046211
Where would be the money in that? His audience doesn't want to hear about good movies, only about movies they already think are bad. They seek validation for that.

>>221046239
They definitely are when they're animated or feature an alien or a robot.

>>221044359
He's got about a 75% "right" rate with me.

>>221044931
Go awae nao drinker

Critical Drinker? More like Critical MANBABY.

Not quite related but humans are indeed animals so I'll post it: my neighbour swears to Christ her blood type is neither A, B nor O but Rh negative. I tried to explain that she can't just be Rh negative since that just means that her blood is negative for the Rhesus factor, which is a protein found in most people's blood regardless of blood type. If someone says their blood type is O positive, that means that they have O blood and test positive for the Rhesus factor and omitting Rh in that example instead of saying "blood type O, Rh factor positive" just saves breath the same way you say something costs six forty-nine ($6.49) rather than saying the whole fucking thing (six dollars and forty-nine cents). But still, she insists her blood is this special, non-existent RH type.
Dumb cow. She says lots of stupid things.
She wondered why all the cat-eating Asians in Ohio looked Black and another neighbour and I spent a half hour trying to explain what a window is to her because she didn't quite understand the difference between a window, a bay, a pane of glass, a window pane and a window frame. And she argued that England is not in Europe (but China and Egypt are?) because you can drive there from Maine (?). She is very, very stupid. Certainly the dumbest person I've ever met that wasn't diagnosed with an intellectual disability

>>221046267
I refuse to watch any movie that doesn't have a Funko Pop or a NECA action figure.

>>221046167
I've never even watched a single video of his or any other YouTuber let alone given any money. I do find it funny though, that this dude triggers leftists with harmless movie reviews.

>>221046123
I agree, troonsister. The Drinker in fact supports two-tier Kier Starmer, the Henry Nowak's Sikh killer, mass illegal immigration and troons.

>>221046331
>I've never even watched a single video of his or any other YouTuber

Sure, Jan.

>>221046339
The wokes hate-watch the Drinker much more than his fans, wasting their worthless lives by consooming every single of his videos.

>>221046336
As someone who makes a good living as a male prostitute, I fully relate to Will Jordan.

>>221046357
Wokie here. Can confirm. I watch every one of the Drinker's videos. But I don't hate them, I think he's very funny.

>>221046339
It's true for two reasons-
1) I cannot tolerate any YouTube movie reviews
2) I cannot tolerate the Scottish accent

I watch after hours so I can see who talks first

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He's right, you know.

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Why isn't X-Ray girl bigger? (I mean not physically, of course)

>>221046263
I'm not pro-woke. I honestly don't care about modern mainstream Hollywood.

>>221044413
smart grifters who make money from basement dwellers

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>>221044359
>i get my opinions from an irish potato nigger
FUCKING GRIM

>>221044980
Fags like him will act like it isn’t fun to make fun of bad movies, then post in RLM threads and unironically watch BOTW. Critical drinker really pisses off trannies for some reason, he’s not even offensive

>>221047490
>i get my opinions from sub IQ niggers off tik tok
FUCKING GRIM

>>221046097
>Anyone doing culture war shit in present year is a grifter.

>2026
>Nearly every movie, TV show, etc., is still crammed full of & often ruined by wokeslop

You retards and this strategy of "We'll get the right-wingers to capitulate through inaction by convincing them that they've ALREADY won and that it's 'cringe' to keep opposing us!" really needs to be taken back to the drawing-board. It's not a very clever plan.

>>221047456
>im not pro woke i just think the people saying wokehsit is gay stop doing it, is worse than wokeshit

>>221045568
>>221045726
>>221045868
I can't help but notice you retards didn't actually explain what's supposedly "ironic" here or how. Instead you just did a passive-aggressive & cowardly drive-by Ad Hom that didn't illustrate how the person you were responding to is wrong.
It's almost like you don't really have an argument, and were instead just kind of hoping that everyone would just kind of TRUST that you did and not actually ask/require that you go into it....

Could it be that the people who actually TRIED to explain how this post was supposedly "ironic", i.e. idiots like >>221045582
ended up looking like a laughable retard?

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>>221045462
>Wokeoid Cultist encounters someone not in the cult and immediately accuses them "brainwashed"

>>221047593
People like that are just politics obsessed. Most people don’t care about politics, they just want to watch movies without leftists making everything woke or so political. So when people still hate them for making wokeshit these politics obsessed fags can’t understand why people still think tv and movies suck

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>>221045527
>Not believing that a sinister but invisible/undetectable Russian conspiracy is to blame for people not liking intentionally abrasive, one-sided & repetitive political wokeslop being shoehorned into literally every TV show, movie, videogame, etc. is "bait"
It's not. It's just being in touch with reality.

>>221045525
>its mass appeal slop
>mass appeal
Lmao, clearly not. If it had "mass appeal" it wouldn't keep flopping.

>>221045669
>YOU cry about this
>YOU think this
>YOU believe this
>YOUR ideology does this
Yes on all of these, faggot. You're literally IN THIS THREAD doing all this shit RIGHT NOW.

>How DARE you call me a "leftist" for merely belching nothing but leftist talking-points, constantly crying about the """anti-woke""" side but constantly defending the woke-cult side that made this shit a problem in the first place, comparing insulting Disney's movies & TV shows to literal murder, unironically calling people "grifters" & "chuds"...
Nigga, you're making it clear as day that despite your insistence otherwise you've long-since abandoned "neutrality". You just pretend you haven't, because you think that it will make it less likely for your opposition to rightfully immediately dismiss your opinions.

>>221044906
By "old", we mean before the late 70's and the blockbuster boom.

>>221045269
There is no "anti-woke movement", retard. You're operating on the fallacy that just because woketardism was/is a political movement pushed from the top-down that any resistance to it must be the result of something similar.
But that's not how it works. You pushing an agenda, and the majority of people rejecting/pushing back against your agenda is not evidence of an equal yet opposite "organized movement" but just coming from the opposite direction. It's evidence that your agenda is failing. At least as far as popular opinion goes.

>>221044359
Project Hail Mary was shit though. Even for a childrens movie. So he was wrong about that at least

>>221044359
impressive isn't it

>>221047456
>I honestly don't care about modern mainstream Hollywood.
>That's why I get really, really mad that some guy on YouTube keeps saying that modern mainstream Hollywood movies & shit are garbage and aren't worth the price of admission to.

This is another example of a situation where I have to explain to a retarded leftcuck that the strategy of feigning "neutrality" and "disinterest" in an attempt to remain above possible criticism but still being allowed to fling insults & accusations is no longer going to work, because he ALREADY discarded his "neutrality". And very loudly.

>>221045269
Here you declared you not only "care about modern mainstream Hollywood", but apparently care about it SO MUCH that you're incensed by the very idea that Drinker and anyone else have the gall to shit-talk modern mainstream Hollywood movies.
...But now you're tryin to claim you DON'T care?

Have I explained how retarded & self-defeating your argument is laboriously enough yet? Do you understand now? Or is it STILL too complicated? Do I perhaps need to make a Flow-Chart for you in order for you to get it? Or perhaps organize an educational puppet-show of some kind?

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>>221044359
>wow this show is too heckin' woke!
>that's the root of the problem, the plot holes and the bad acting, the bad direction
>if only the people in charge realized how low quality their work is
He skirts around the real issue, namely that ethnic minorities have organized to push new laws making frivolous discrimination lawsuits easier and, like the rest of the corporate world and government where incompetent minorities have to be hired in place of white folks, they infiltrate media to make sure all media aimed at white people, white men especially, is "diverse", promotes racemixing and this or that social statement. This is why movies in the "woke era" are such low quality, because creators now have to make enormous sacrifices to satisfy ESG DEI studios and unions, but of course he never mentions that.

The same with these >>221044413 , they are lightning rods like Zion Don, unwilling to make a firm stance or reach the inevitable conclusion, that all these people granted equal rights to live and work as free citizens in our wonderful countries don't actually share our liberal values and are now a hostile group that vote in our elections according to their utterly deranged belief system, demanding "payback" against slavery and colonialism decades before we were born or spurious "racial microaggressions" and critical race theory slop, which they imagine is the cause of their underachievement relative to whites.

These people just want v(you)s and found that there is an audience they can appeal to, but they must never overstep their bounds. They are deep psyops, propaganda isn't all preaching to the choir, sometimes they put their cap on backwards and say "why hello there fellow right wing agitators, say, this woke thing is so zany! but don't worry, it is due to a few select individuals not massive changes taking places in our society that are never really going away and will affect every other aspect of your life, everything is fine".

>>221045150
why do you think he is lying? what evidence do you have to support this claim?

>>221045582
Ah yes, all the mainstream & heavily-funded institutions & forms of mass-media that reinforce "woke slop bad" and have been doing so for decades. How could I forget? Mainstream network TV & News, mainstream popular music, mainstream popular movies, the Academic System, the Legislative System, etc. Everybody knows they just CANNOT shut up about how garbage woke-shit is!

>>221045269
really riled up the incel chuddies with this one...

>>221045639
>>221047490
Lmao, leftdrones projecting their own soulless nature onto other people (i.e. actual humans).
Leftists download their opinions (and consequent talking-points) from their political authority-figures and then just mechanically repeat them. And since they do this and this is all they know, they assume that this is how ALL human-beings operate. Therefore, the only reason people would watch Critical Drinker or other designated leftist boogeymen is because they must ALSO be downloading their opinions from "Authority-Figures".
They literally don't understand that non-NPC's have numerous other reasons they might watch something or otherwise consume media OTHER than "downloading pre-approved opinions" from them. They don't understand that people frequently watch content produced by other people because they find it funny or entertaining. After all, how could non-leftist content be "funny" or "entertaining", since leftist content sure as fuck isn't?

>>221048264
>say something retarded
>get verbally eviscerated & humiliated in as public way as possible for all to see due to being a retard
>"Heh, a number of people responded... I guess that must be evidence that I'm right..."

A very common leftard fallacy/cope.

>>221046211
The movies featured in that list/image are pretty much all marketed to & intended for adults. Or at the very least adults were a part of the fully intended & advertised audience, according to the creators.

I don't really get where you were going with this.
Did you think that this was a viable or, better yet, a "clever" way to take a swipe at Drinker? Because if so I'm afraid I have bad news for you...

>>221048345
the masses are always wrong. your 'public evisceration' only proves that you outnumber him, nothing else.
that anon is like jesus and you hate him for telling the truth.

>>221048383
Does he watch any movies that doesn't have a superhero, a wizard, a robot, an alien, or some other infantile children's bullshit that only children or manbabies care about?

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>>221045238
>sure. I hate grifters, simple as.
That's just the thing, faggot: That's you're claimed justification for hating him, but he's not a "grifter". That's literally shit you and your ilk made-up and projected onto him.

See:
>>221045215
>>221045261
and >>221048117

You people justify your obsession with this guy with accusations of some kind of wrongdoing on his part, i.e. in this case """grifting""", but then it turns out you based that accusation on absolutely fucking nothing.

>>221048456
Those flicks has still no reason for being woke and bad

>>221048435
"Nobody agrees with me. Therefore, I must be right" is a Hell of a cope, faggot.

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>>221047420
there is arways room for implovement

>>221048456
>Does he watch any movies that doesn't have a superhero, a wizard, a robot, an alien,
Yes, he factually does. He's even reviewed some of them.
What now, faggot?

>>221046089
>>221046247
You’re still posting a caricature of a person from 12 years ago that doesn’t even exist online anymore when culture has moved on to the point of bronies making “Christ is king” posts on X and 4chan literally judges media by the same metrics as Anita Sarkesian

>>221048473
So the answer is no, then. Thank you for answering my question.

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>>221046211
>>221048456
Holy shit, been a while since I've seen a faggot THIS insecure & desperate to feel "better" than other people.

>>221048486
>an angry mob is tearing up that guy, he must be wrong

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Faggot

>>221048514
Do YOU watch any movies that don't have a superhero, a wizard, a robot, an alien, or some other infantile children's bullshit?

You don't have to answer btw, I already know.

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>>221048541
>>221048456

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>>221048505
stfu

>>221044359
>turned in once to some stream of his followers and firend ytuber
>yeh drinker! Youre right! These woke directors! What are they thinking right?
>yeah man! What a shitshow, i was gonna vomit!
Most fart huffing echo chamber that Ive heard in my life, ive managed to last like 5min like 2 or 3y ago and I still feel disdain when I recall it.
Drinker could do one 1h long essay about 2-3 of modern movies that have "said" problem and it would be enough. Instead
He keeps repeating himself/video footage to the point where I just ask myself who watches it? Hes a definition or grifter with his whole clique, he would stop making any views as soon as those woke movies would end.

>>221048505
>You’re still posting a caricature of a person from 12 years ago
Because you literally haven't changed-up your faggy little playbook in those 12 years, retard. Why the fuck would people STOP pointing out something you're STILL doing? ...Because it upsets you? Because it inconveniences your argument? Kek.

>that doesn’t even exist online anymore
LMAO. You'd love for people to believe that, wouldn't you?

>when culture has moved on
You and your ilk clearly haven't though. You're still pushing the same cockamamie narratives and still pushing for the same cockamamie shit that you were back in 2014, and even before that. Hell, some of the bullshit you peddle has been the same since the fucking 1970's, 60's or even earlier if you really wanted to get into it.

>4chan literally judges media by the same metrics as Anita Sarkesian
Well maybe the invasive Redditor wokeoids, whether bothering to stealth as "neutral third-parties" or not, that show up here do that. I certainly don't and neither does anybody here that isn't retarded. Not really sure what the fuck you're getting at here.

>>221048573
>my baby movies are for adults actually

Cope

If you watch this faggot's content, you have a low IQ. No exceptions.

>>221048311
Instead of typing all of that retarded bullshit out you could have simply typed "ignore me pls i suck penises". Fuckin kek.

>>221048586
>Ugh, people AGREED with each other?! Obvious echo-chamber cult, bro!

You might either not be aware of this, or in denial of it, but here's a real News Flash for you:
Wokeoid directors, writers & corporate suits being retarded and making laughably stupid decisions isn't exactly a rare on unpopular opinion. Same with the opinion that these modern cinematic abortions corpos try to pass off as "movies" are utter dog-shit.

The fact that Drinker & his friends agreed with each other on those points; and doubtlessly many other; isn't evidence of them ass-kissing him. It's fully possible that they just kind of...agree on a lot of things, and even came to those same conclusions independently.
Mind-blowing, I know, but you need to consider that possibility, especially considering these opinions really aren't as rare as you'd think among the general populous.

>>221048616
'content' is mostly made by and for troglodytes, let's be honest here
anyone who needs an online persona to validate their opinions on pop culture isn't going to be smart

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>>221044359

>>221048658
>get ruthlessly btfo
>"lmao shit fart penis hurrrr"

Thank God leftists are so competantly safe-guarding the realm of intellectualism in these dark, troubling times.

>>221048699
At least you kept your asshurt reply to less than the length of a short novel. lol, fuckin' retard.

>>221048599
He didn't say anything of the sort. Stop hearing (and responding to) only what you WANT to hear and have other people say to you.

He's calling you out on the inherent conflict of the argument you're desperately trying to get us to take seriously:
You're dismissing & denigrating Drinker and his opinions because he supposedly doesn't watch enough movies that are "intellectually mature" enough or whatever for an obvious galaxy-brain like you. And yet you're simultaneously openly incensed by the fact that Drinker shits on these "baby movies", despite you claiming to not care about them or the people that watch them.
If you "didn't care about these baby movies or the people that watch them", how & why is Drinker someone you'd ever even bother commenting on or developing an opinion about. Him shitting on movies you claim to not care about (or alternatively NOT shitting on them, for that matter) should be a complete non-issue to you. And yet you're in here bitching about it.

>>221048770
>He

cope

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>>221048708
>8 sentences
>the length of a short novel

...Are you genuinely illiterate, Anon? Do you have a government-appointed handler slowly reading these posts out for you one at a time, out-loud?
Are you one of those Common Core kiddies from a city where they got rid of Reading in schools after declaring that it was "oppressive" and "racist" or some shit, like they did with History and Math?

>>221048813
Is this a post from a malfunctioning Bot or some shit?

>>221048883
I didn't read your post, but I hope you post more amazing schizo nonsense.

>>221048838
bros??

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>>221048696
Spoiler Alert: Literally any media you can intellectually consume is a form of "content", retard. Novels, newspapers, TV shows, YouTube videos, the paintings in an Art-Gallery, movies, etc. That's literally ALL "content".
That word doesn't mean what your dumb ass thinks it means.

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>>221048696
>anyone who needs an online persona to validate their opinions on pop culture

Lmao, the leftcuck NPC's ITT are projecting again.

Please see: >>221048311

>>221048960
>Please see

Please don't see. Unless you want to laugh.

>>221048993
>>221048925
>No argument
>no u
>u mad
>crying on loop
etc etc etc

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>>221048931
>>221048960
criticaldrinker sucks. your edaddies suck. grow a brain.

What is it about Drinker that seems to incense exclusively some of the most aggressively brain-dead and/or schizo people in existence?

He attracts a diverse audience of people that can range from smart to stupid, older to younger, with this temperament or that temperament, etc. It's a wide fucking net with no real significant patterns emerging.
But the HATERS he attracts...holy shit... What is it about this guy that makes the most psychotic, incoherent screeching recluse cat-ladies and crazy, rambling homeless men come after him? They're amazing in any online interaction: Barely able to even keep a back & forth conversation or argument going (often just responding with seemingly random non-sequiturs that sound like they're being posted by a malfunctioning spam-bot after a single reply or two), alleging baseless cockamamie conspiracy-theories like him being a secret Russian "plant" or some shit, making creepy edited images of him kissing other guys and fantasizing about how he's secretly actually a homo, having complete schizo-meltdowns when actually confronted about what they spew and asked to actually elaborate on what they supposedly mean (such as having to explain how or why Drinker's a "grifter", that always produces hilarious results), etc.

I just don't understand why someone with such amazingly milquetoast & mainstream opinions manages to become the target of so many obsessive people that are so genuinely unhinged. The dude's barely even anything that could be called "controversial" if you aren't San Francisco bulldyke with blue hair or a transexual self-identified "communist". So why is he like some kind of Catnip for crazy people?

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>>221046156
"Academia" literally never recovered from this shit, did they? No wonder nobody replied to this post. It's too succinctly embarrassing an indictment of how worthless modern academia is.
Democrats wail and prattle on about how Trump or Russia or some other convenient boogeyman has "eroded Americans' trust in our country's most important institutions" when the reality is that not only did they not do that, but they didn't even NEED to. It's shit like this that "eroded my trust" in these institutions. The institutions did it to themselves.

>>221049149
Bro, your posts are the most unhinged in this thread. Have some self reflection.

>>221044359
Literally gay about everything you mean.

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>>221045450
>>221047858
>>221048002
>>221048311
>>221048675
>>221048770
>>221049149

>>221049063
>he has an entire folder of argument placeholders for when he gets btfoed but still wants the last word
kek

>>221048675
I hate woke movement, im against the establishment, still i think drinker is reapeting same shit since last 5 years. It was somewhat fresh for 1y, but now its like rehash of rehash. Still hes not terrible in comparison to his circle which just works as hes echo, no thought put behind it.
You must understand that i dont have anything against being antiwoke, its just how they do it, its cheap, its for simpletons and its same monotone shit that lost its orginal status few years ago.
And of course those clique ass kiss him because they dont provide anything other than repeat over themselves what drinker said beforehand.

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>>221048586
>he would stop making any views as soon as those woke movies would end
Makes you wonder what's so incredibly important about these literal toys for boys franchises that the culture war launched against them by woke feminists has to continue at all costs

>>221044359
He needs to work out a little. I can see his arms jiggling even in this static jpg.

>>221049534
He doesn't have to try, the people who watch his videos are dumb enough to fall for his tired schtick every single time.

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>>221049568
True. All of those Gen X 80s autist franchises are irrelevant and dead now.

>>221048696
desu, think that seeking validation for your opinions is exlusively a leftist behavioural pattern. rightwingers, even rightwing women, don't do this. you're projecting, re-dditor.