>Be me>Browsing /tv/>Every other thread is about Star Wars or some other huge franchise>Very, very annoying after a while>Two new movies come out>Something called "Obsession" and a movie about the Backrooms>"Finally, something new!">Movies are hits>Browse /tv/ after the release>Every other thread is about fucking Obsession and the fucking Backrooms>GODDAMN ITI have yet to see either of them but I'm already sick and tired of both of 'em
>>221044982I hate her half mexican face plastered everywhere. Also her face is used for that >when u ask ur gf why she still talks to her abusive exwhich seems a bit too much like zoomer aimed marketing
Backrooms: black guy sacrifices himself to save the womanObsession: main woman is arrested after film's plan fails.There, now you're free.
>>221044982Most of the posts are probably bots anyway, they all use the same exact picture and have lame, one-sentence captions accompanying it
>>221045043Just wait for the sequel-crossover: Obsession 2: Back to tha rooms
>>221044982Same. I've decided I want to see neither now. Hopefully we can start a boycott
>>221045140 AbsolutelyIt'll be like that one episode of "Recess" where everybody likes TJ except for that one guy and he goes crazy because of itTwo people may not seems like much of a boycott, but the production comlanies will go crazy over trying to turn us overAnd then every copy of the films will somehow spontaneously combust
Hate this stupid feminist garbage, made by a zoomer faggot.Backrooms is cool tho, most ant-nigger hollywood movie since the birth of a nation.
>>221045267The backrooms? More like the BASEDROOMS
>>221045043>black guy sacrifices himself to save the womanGay.
>>221045043That obsession movie looks retarded anyway, there's this one scene where the guy and the girl are in a restaurant amd she starts doing le creepy face and screeching and it looks like an SNL parody of a horror movie
>>221045043>Backrooms: black guy sacrifices himself to save the womanyou didn't see the movie
>>221045919it's very much a collection of crappy modern horror tropes. the yelling and silly faces are in the trailer because that's exactly what many current audiences think is interesting about horror.
>>221046793I can't be assed to look up the actual spoilers but wanted to perform an act that might cause any damage whatsoever to a jew's wallet, if you must know.
>>221045043>>221047238Treating a film's ending as its primary value and caring about spoilers is peak brown behavior. Us White cinephiles value cinema at every level. Wouldn't expect a brown /pol/tard to understand.
>>221047310My guru says I will reincarnate as white so haha idiot.
>>221046835yeah but what came first the chicken or the eggif they started pushing something better then modern audiences might readjust in kind
>>221046835I really hate this modern trend of """""""scary""""""" faces showing up in every single filmI believe it all started with the stupid "It" remake, where the clown keeps making these retarded exaggerated faces in the desperate hope to scare someone, but it just comes off as a tryhard-y "please, be disturbed!" thingAnd don't get me wrong, I completely understand why they do this, they're trying to achieve some sort of "uncanny valley" effect with these faces, what they don't understand though is that using them all the time really diminishes the effect and it just looks stupidAlso the line between uncanny and comical is very thin and these attempts at spooky faces cross over into "goofy" way too often for my taste
>>221044982>don't watch films or tv>complain about anons who doCongrats, you're cancer.
>>221047501My post was meant to be a statement about over-exposition to certain things (in this case movies) and how annoying it getsIt's like an endless influx of commercials, all yelling at you to buy their product, and I don't know about you but if someone won't shut the hell up about something, even something I'm interested in, I get really sick of hearing about it and it ends up damaging my enjoyment of said thingBut if you like being reminded of the same 2 things 400 quadrillion times a day then you were definitely born in the right ageAnd I never said I wasn't going to watch either one of these movies, I just said that I'm sick of them even before actually watching them because everywhere I go I see the girl doing that stupid grin or the yellow backrooms walls
>>221044982Because of this board I'll happily be avoiding both of these mid wastes of time
>>221044982We don't car, lil bro. We aren't reading all of that.
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>>221045919It's not that bad. My b favor thing about it was the silent hill esqe music throughout the movie.
>>221045034She has a beautiful face.
>>221045084>>221044982Yes, it's blatant advertising. It happens every new release. They won't make a singular general, no, they will ensure half the board is flooded with threads to maximize eyeballs and attention.
>>221049398Do they know or even care that 90% of us either pirate or ignore these slop flops?
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>>221044982I'll take Backroom Obsessions over Barbenheimer any day. The latter was pure orchestrated corpo shill campaign.I aill refuse to watch either one.
>>221051141You're not missing shit, manBarbie was one of the most retarded things I ever saw in a theater while Oppenheimer was usual Chris Nolan slop, just generic Hollywood crap pretending to be intellectual
>>221047475>I really hate this modern trend of """""""scary""""""" faces showing up in every single filmI've never seen Smile or Smile 2. I don't intend to either, but why were their standees of the lame-ass dude who looks like he's from Parks and Rec and not the beautiful Naomi Scott?
>>221048217>variant on "my other car is a porsche" / "my other car is a broomstick" literal baby boomer meme that zoomers would be unfamiliar with.
>>221044982>muh meta board-postgrow up!
>>221053289I'm older than your parents, kiddo. Stop eating slop and brush your teeth
>>221044982I'm going to watch both just to piss /tv/ off
>>221053625Why is she so big?
>>221044982Which one /tv/
>>221044982I keep getting Sleepaway Camp vibes from her
>>221045043>black guy sacrifices himself to save the womanthat's not what happens at all lol
>you would like to discuss specific movies that are of interest to pu a tasteful amount of timesYou might want to stop using image boards and join a film club.
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>>221044982Zoomer gotta make the best of their short spotlight
>>221053722Right because im a manlet obsessed with tall nordic women
>>221052882Oh CHRIST those ones too!! I completely forgot about themNever seen them either, just a few clips here and there and they're pretty much "pathetic uncanny valley attempt" extravaganzasPeople making faces all the time isn't scary, goddamn it! If people making weird faces is considered fear inducing than Jim Carrey should be considered a horror iconAlso the the lame-ass dude who looks like he's from Parks and Rec is noneother than the son of Jack Nicholson, that's why he's on the poster (because if he wasn't daddy was gonna get real mad and sue some people)Also his scene in the film was laughable to say the least, he looked like a special boy making le creepy smiling face
>>221054286Yeah, before everyone gets distracted by the million other things in their phones
