>So FUCK YOU
>>221045960it doesn't look as good as it used to when i first saw this in 1994 i both shit my pants and pissed my pants cause it looked so real
>>221045980The animation has definitely aged more than the 2d Disney classics but it's still a virtually perfect film.
>>221045960I didn't say that
>>221046013they should remaster and rerelease it like a video game
>>221045960He absolutely said that.
To this day, no one has managed to answer whether sex toys are alive in the Toy Story world or not.
>>221046122They would be alive. If Forky, who is just an arts and crafts project can be granted life then so would a dildo.
>>221046045you should get raped and kill yourself like a crack whore
>>221046122they're not
>>221046188crack whores don't kill themselves very often, you can't really enjoy your next crack hit if you're dead, the crack may kill them but it's unintentional
>>221046174It's only toys meant for kids
>>221046344>It's only toys meant for kidsSays whoDildos and tengas are literally toys at the end of the day. We see non-anthropomorphic toys also have souls like the magic 8 ball
>>221046417toys are animated through the naive imagination of children, unburdened by the shackles of adulthood
>>221045960I can't believe they got away with thisThe 90s were a different time man
>>221046122None of them are alive, it's all in the imagination of childrenLike in the lego movie>This isn't even happening. It's all just the expression of the death of imagination in the subconscious of an adolescent!None of what you see is really happening
>>221046551wrong on both accounts>the whole premise of toy story is "what if your toys were alive" there's no reason to assume it's all imagination>the lego movie seems that way at first but emmett was able to will himself off the table
>>221045960How did he heal his burn mark?
Woody
>>221045960
>>221046122They need faces I think.
>>221045980>>221046013Hardly a mind-blowing statement, but the difference in animation quality between the first 2 films and the 3rd is quite astounding, and it had only been ~10 years.
>>221046494>>221046551How do the toys manage to affect the real world then?
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Sid has been labeled a schizo for posting his toys are alive threads on /x/
>>221047293They don't. It's imagination
>>221045960>You gotta SUCK my motherfuckin DIIIIIIICK
>>221047187the burn mark was gone by the end of the first movie
>>221046344Kids are capable of doing funny things with their funny parts that they don’t quite understand why they want to
>>221045960>NOT THIS TIME, BO
>>221047329WHEN
>>221048313So was Andy schizo and pretend to forget to pack Woody and Buzz but also hide them from his mom?
>>221048313woody literally talks to the neighbor kid, my man
Toy Story 1 was such a good comedy. My friends think I'm crazy when I say I only like the first film, because 2 and 3 are usually everyone's favourites, but Woody becomes such a simp cuck immediately in the second film. How much of an asshole protagonist woody is, is what made the first film so good.
>>221046122https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y4nauCgdtY
>>221047268Kinda feels like 3D animation really plateaued too, comparably nothing being made now looks as much better compared to TS3 as TS3 does compared to TS2.
>>2210460454K re render too expensive saar. Upscale from 2K good enough.
>>221046551This. The toys are all in purgatory within Andy’s dream. They also represent the seven deadly sins too. Also, Andy is like in a coma or special needs or something. This is established canon lore.
>>221045960I remembered when he said this, I clapped.
>>221045960He didn't say that
>>221049892Personally, I found it vulgar and did a 360 and walked away
>>221049917if you did a 360 turn you would be facing the original direction
>>221049905>(01:47:32)See for yourself, it’s a classic Liza Minnelli affect
>>221049965That’s been debunked
>>221045960SHOE NICE
>>221045960It’s disturbing how they break the rule to teach Sid a lesson. They would do the same to any anon who tries to hot glue Jessie
>>221045960calm down woodie we're your friends
>>221050036FUCK MUH DEAD MOTHER>>221050188SHUT UP SLINK, FUCK MUH MOTHER
>>221049005Imagination
>>221050188>HE LEFT ME TO DIE IN A DDDIIEEEYAATCH
>>221049965You forgot to account for the movement of the earth in that time
>>221045980Weirdly I feel like the toys aged fairly well outside of the heavy close ups where the texture simplicity is too obvious. It’s more the animals and humans that look weird. Probably why they chose to hide a lot of themBecause the toys are artificial they look normal enough when not in close up
>>221047268>>221049361Just look at video games. If you were playing a 5-year old title in the 90s or 00s, it would be very obvious. Now GTA 5 or RDR2 feel as contemporary as "new" shit coming out this year.
>>221050443Gaming industry has stagnated so fucking hard in so many ways.
>>221049917Understandable. It is a little much for a kid's movie. Though I found the slurs Woody used against the Little Green Men to be more shocking. I understand he was stressed but still.
They should go back and remaster it like they do old CGI games
>>221050678Stereotypes exist for a reason, if Little Green Men don’t want to be called that then they need to seriously fix their culture
>>221050823I can see where you're coming from, though kids shouldn't hear Woody calling the funny green men pukeskin ayylets who are closer to hell than taller people. A mother gasped besides me when she heard that.
I unironically never liked Toy Story and Toy Story 2. I haven't seen the rest.For me pretty much every Pixar movie from 2000s is better. Yes, maybe even Cars.
>>221045980Isn't it funny how this shit was virtually indistinguishable from irl when you were a kid
>>221050910Look, I understand that. And I’m not saying all Little Green Men are bad, there really are some good ones out there. My sister even married a Little Green Man and we’re friends. And even he says there’s a difference between Little Green Men and pukeskin ayyleets.
>>221047187He got all refurbished by the bugs life chess man in the 2nd movie. Cause al stole him and was gonna sell him to a museum. Did you only watch the first and 4th movies?
>>221050990How progressive of your sister. I cant think of anything further to say anon, kek.
am i the only one that likes the first Toy Story the most out of the first three?
>>221050956I dont think it was ever indistinguishable from real life. Even as a kid.
>AHHHH I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR PULL STRING>YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT MY DOG'S FUCKING SHIT
>>221050956I remember watching Valiant (2005) in theaters as a kid and thinking it looked fine. Saw some clips again recently and it genuinely looks disgustingly terrible compared to what I remembered.
>>221051755FRIEND INSIDE ME
>>221050956>>221051878Alphas are living through that with AI slop now. So, yeah.
>>221050188Not this time, Bo
>>221045980Now imagine how easy it would have been to fool you with AI back in 1994.
>>221046122The kind of questions that goes through pedophiles minds when they watch Toy Story.
>>221048895why'd they make him look so asian
>>221046122They're not, but toys of kids who get raped by their dad definitely are.
>>221049867but what about Bigger Andy
>>221048895Sora must be a legal adult by this point and he's still playing with Disney characters.
>>221052744Got mogged hard by Aandy and Aaandy.
>>221045980You would've done that anyways.
