What's her best kino?
>>221046072this interview
>>221046072Bend it like Beckham
>>221046072Someone post the thong butthole.
Being my mom
>>221046072Natalie Starboardman
Aggressive negotiations with my anus
when is hershlag gonna do MILF kino?
>>221046072Leon: The Professional
>>221046072
>>221046115>Good Sex is an upcoming American romantic comedy film written, produced and directed by Lena Dunham. It stars Natalie Portman, Mark Ruffalo, Tucker Pillsbury, Tramell Tillman, Rashida Jones, and Meg Ryan. The film will be released on Netflix in 2026. >After spending a decade in a failed relationship, pragmatic couples’ therapist Ally is turning 40 and reluctantly dipping her toe back into the New York dating scene. But she gets more than she bargained for when she meets two men—one in his twenties and one in his fifties—who show her there is no set formula for good sex.[1]
>>221046121post more awkward hershlags
Happy Birthday, Natalie!/tv/'s favorite Jewfu
>>221046131
>>221046072LeonHeatMars AttacksBlack Swan
>>221046154
Fuck jewish women
>>221046131>modern day movie about a woman who has lots of sex>directed by a woman and starring a middle aged womanSo it's going to have zero female nudity but will have more than one scenes with full frontal male nudity, right?
>born on 6/9
that one where batman licks her dirty feet
No one will believe me but I'm the real father of the child she's currently carting. Her boyfriend is old and so is she so she hired me (24 years old) to impregnate her. However because of her advanced age I had to creampie her multiple times a day, every day for when she was ovulating. We finally succeeded after 4 months of hard work.
>>221046246They weren't dirty
>>221046072>45She was 13 in phantom menace?
>>221046323fucking gross
>>221046131>just two loversDamnI was hoping it was just gonna be Natalie banging a bunch of dudes while being a drunken smoking slut
>>221046119It's crazy how her career peaked with her first movie, and then it was all downhill from there.
>>221046082>0:04 swallows cum
>>221046072Would ss RP with.
>>221046082The most beautiful woman of all time
>>221046072>pregnant at 45What's her endgame?
>>221046750Hopefully getting pregnant more and raising an army of tards
>>221046121gib autistic gf
>>221046777
Moby took her virginity
>>221046859
>>221046082For fuck sake, I can't unnotice how many women are actually balding once I've seen it
>>221046750>Autistic woman has child at 45That kid is gonna end up posting here isn't he
>>221046091I can still never see the Porthole, even though I've seen high def 4k versions where you can count individual butthole hairs. It's like a reverse magic (brown) eye or something
>>221046939>it's going to be Jewish tooImagine the schizophrenia
>>221046955it's a shadow
wow!
>>221046072that short where she gets her ass eaten
>>221047213fr?
>>221046072They really do become more and more of a merchant the older they get
>>221047239>tfw Nat denies you your high interest loan because you gave her the ick
where the heart is 2000portman playing a pregnant teen white trailer trash hillbilly
>>221047315How many times has she played pregnant?And EVERY TIME they never made her as big as she got when she was actually a pregnat.
>>221046833I would kill myself right then and there, on the spot, on the fucking spot.
>>221046833>rubs her hands on her buttwhy did she do this
>>221047231can you create an anime natalie without moby
>>221046072I'm still waiting for it.
What's with autists and their hands
Should have won another Oscar for JackieAnd should have won Best Supporting Actress for May December
>>221046131How come outspoken liberals like Ruffalo and Portman have no issue working with a director that openly stated she committed child sexual abuse by putting rocks inside her baby sister's vagina?
>>221047636Because she's a woman and she dindu nuffin
>>221046121>Star Wars fans could be here...
>>221046072she's aging like manischewitz
>>221047315gross imagine how she smells
>>221046121You people don't understand. The Israelis constantly need to scan their environment because there can be a palestinian terrorist behind every corner.
>>221047213Jason schwartzman wouldn't do that.
>>221047688Hold it! Pan to section 69. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Gimme a hard copy right there.
>>221047848you can almost see her anus again, why does she keep doing this
>>221047870>you can almost see her anus againyeah just like in closer
>>221046859even if he fucked her, no way in hell the girl that worked with luc besson at 11 was still a virgin at 18.
>>221047988Fucking idiot, Natalie is still a virgin.
>>221046131>Ally is turning 40>she meets two men—one in his twentiesVERY problematic, Natalie should stop being a fucking PEDOPHILE for once.
>>221047999there's a tape in luc's basement that proves otherwise
>>221047687She just needs to start eating meat again.
>>221048008>Natalie should stop being a fucking PEDOPHILE for once.All Jews are pedophiles
>>221048033>oh a movie where I kiss a 12-year old boy where my character has to figure out why this other 60 year old woman kissed and fucked a 12-year old when she was my age? oh I shouldn't! but okay teheShe needs to be stopped.
>>221046072you just know (what her best kino is)
>>221047357If you could be her for a day you'd be rubbing her butt constantly as well.
>>221048062She does these movies a lot, doesn't she?
>>221047100Oh yeah ?Post it if you're so smart
>>221048114I'm gonna
>she's only one year older than me
>>221048422Post her cameltoe too if you got it, I tried looking but it seems to be scrubbed/all the versions have it "blurred out"
>>221046072I could still put a baby in her if I tried really hard.
>>221048453
>>221048450what did you think of the backrooms, unc
>>221048520what the hell
>>221048462Imagine how many creampies she must have taken to get pregnant at her ageHundreds I'm guessing
Honestly all things considered, shes much younger than I thought
>>221046072>In November 2019, Sera Johnston, a former child model and actress, filed a criminal complaint with the Vancouver Police department accusing Hutton of raping her in 1983, when she was 14.[22] Hutton, who was 22 when the alleged incident occurred, "completely and unequivocally" denied the accusations and filed a criminal complaint against Johnston for extortion.[23] In July 2021, Canadian authorities closed their investigation into Johnston's accusations without filing chargesneta lee loves working with pedos
Lucy in the Sky
If jews are subhuman, then why are their women beautiful?
She played a sex slave and a prostitute in Goya's Ghost.I was that was me.
>>221049386Played a JEWISH sex slave and prostitute
>>221049386more like goyim's ghost>>221049403lol is that why they dyed her hair pitch black
>>221046859based mobmob
>>221046072This is what Biblical Rachel looks like.
>>221047848>Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there.
>>221048520Not the one I meant, but thank you for your service. She's in leggings and giving a middle finger (subtly, maybe) and you can see what she had for lunch lel
>>221046072Unironically Leon the Professional.
>>221049632this. she peaked early, both as an actress and as a sex object
>>221049574kek this is why i come to /tv/
>>221049609This one, right?
>>221049555This is what Jesus looked like
>>221049834Yeah, but all of them show nothing now somehow, those niggas Mandella'd me
>>221046072Her pregnant belly
>>221049834Nice hips.
She's almost dead
>>221049834I can't believe such a pure angle would be so vulgar. It's so unbecoming
>>221046072How many Palestinian women live to 45yo?
>>221049952lol don't look up that time she assaulted a paparazzi because she found out her boyfriend was cucking her
>>221049960Their weight starts with 45
>>221049891Anon, I know exactly what you're talking about but I can't find that pic either
>>221049974>>221049891I found it!
>>221049960still too many.
>>221050047I have other pictures of her flipping off the camera. These types of actresses crack me up. It's kinda trashy.
>>221050094>I have other pictures of her flipping off the camera.Post them
>>221047513Agree
>>221050047>>221050094RetardsShe's not flipping off the pap, she has keys in her right hand and she's adjusting her glasses
>>221050116Don't get mad but they're on my home computer.
>>221050182I'm not mad
>>221050047I'll a venti latte and a warm cameltoe if you have it
>>221047344
>>221049963I remember a shaved head Nat enraged at paps while she was driving. She's not the sweet little girl who dated Moby. She's pissed at the world and wants revenge.
>>221050247>skinhead>smoking>just picked up her drug dealer for casual sex>making aggressive faces at the paps>probably drunk tooWhy was this bad girl never arrested?
>>221050322She used to be so coolNow she's a single mom with 2 baby daddies
>>221050355That's good. This shows us that there was some hope for Kristen.
>>221050162I know it's unlikely, I was just using it as a descriptor
>>221050047Hmm now I feel like this is shopped
>>221050492Fuck you
>>221049555She was only 14 years old here you sick fuck
>>221050505I want to believe
I am going to watch V for Vendetta today!
>>221046859AND NATALIE?YOU GOT FUCKED BY MOBY
NETA-LEE KEK
>>221046100
>>221047231How do you unironically respond to this? Imagine being Moby. You actually unironically dated Natalie Portman ehen you guys were young and years later she denies it despite you actually having photos together. His response was so beta but at the same time, is it even possible to respond without looking like a beta?
>>221050836This one photo doesnt mean they dated lmao
>>221047345The girl has the capacity to change
>>221050836fuck off richard
>>221050711Don't call her that
>>221050836Even putting out there is quite feminine to begin with though, so there's no winning comeback
>>221046833>Arabic Mike Ehrmantraut in the back
Probably Beautiful Girls.She is the most memorable part of the movie and has only 10 minutes or so of screen time.
>>221050836>>221050963He's vegan for life and she's milk fed. It would never work out.
Happy birthday Mommy!
>>221046072Closer
>>221046323>"aaaaaaand cut">"haha that was so weird... eww why do you have a boner??"
>>221046072Moby never got to hit that despite his deluded fantasies.
>>221051982that's true, but he did watch his black friends run a train on her
>>221052057Hey Questlove's in the house!
I want to see Nat on Celebrity Jeopardy
I heard that Nat is secretly a christian.
>>221052057>me behind the nogs trying to think of a star-wars-themed pickup line, about to go with "hey, are you a podracer cause i'd love to se your bulba"
>>221052363I heard this too
>>221046119/THREAD
Padme, I like how it's a mirror universe Leon
Imagine the combination of autism and schizophrenia her kid is going to have to deal with
>>221052379>a jew wearing a cross necklaceironic
>>221052379Many are saying this
>>221052391>Ashkenazi autism>Natalie's autism>older pregnancy autismThree pronged attack, kid's life is over before it began
>>221052391>>221052451Will this be the child of propecy, a rival to chrischan?
>>221052391Autism is a made-up illness anyway so they can sell pills. In olden days such people were just called "eccentric."
>>221046072Black Swan, nothing else she´s ever made even comes close to it dramatically speaking.
>>221052522
>>221050047If she tried that shit with me, I'd suck her finger.
Why aren't there any new preggo pics of her? I want to see her big belly!
>>221050047Just noticed the camel toe, God damn she's perfect.
>>221049916fat bitch needs to loose weight
>>221046323Here's Natalie explaining that this entire scene was her ideahttps://www.reddit.com/r/CelebrityFeetSheKnows/comments/1jlen7m/natalie_portman/
>>221051561
>>221047226hotel chevalier
>>221055111It's a shadow
>>221047226He's lying. It never happens
>>221055111>>221049574
>>221050611It's okay. Jacob waited another 14 years to marry her.
>>221046072Black Swan. But she has a lot of great films now. Annihilation, V for Vendetta, Heat, The Professional, Jackie, The Life and Death of John F Donovan and May December are all kino.
>>221055647>The Life and Death of John F Donovanyeah i'm not watching this trash
>>221055706You aren't watching it beause of Rotten Tomatoes scores?
>>221049834Nice.
>>221055736yes i only consume high quality slop
>>221046121>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
>>221055748the almost 40% higher audience score kinda tells you that might fall into that category
>>221055747>OOOH ME SO SOLLYracist bitch
>>221055757
>>221055747If Hans Zimmer is banging him then fuck that piece of shit!
>>221055747Nat is like 5 feet tall, maybe 5'3" in those bootsHow short is that unc next to her?
>no one mentioned Vox Lux
start wars: the spooky menace
>>221050963Some real "Mr. Cool Ice" vibes there... no wonder Nat cringes at the memory of them fucking.
>>221055915There's a clip of her on Graham Norton with Hemsworth promoting Love and Thunder and Nat specifically says she was cast because she's super smol and makes anyone else look huge. She and Chris do a height comparison that is hilarious and Nat also points out she's wearing high heels. I do love a smol girl who likes being smol. Oh FFS instead of explaining it it was fasting to find the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJoCx8tqvrM
>>221056626That's for Thor Dark World, fucking retard
>>221046072https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ouuv0K3qhqY&pp=ygUabmF0YWxpZSBwb3J0bWFuIHRlYW0gc2xlZXA%3D&ra=m
>>221046072She's only 45? She looks terrible
>>221057513no she doesn't
Happy birthday Natty
>>221047315>>221047688>>221047848For some reason that movie is never mentioned anywhere and not sure shes really talked about it. It shows old Walmart has that early mid 2000s lower class feel and nat has a pretty hot and funny pee scene here at 4:50-6:15 with moaning and feet. She also has another slight under skirt when she hides in the bathroom at first. https://youtu.be/_mbOOBmEcNk?si=DWhrKYsA3tu78zVs
>>221057642The most /tv/ post on /tv/ today
>>221046072Revenge of the Sith
>>221057748>the Star Wars movie where she looked the worst and also had the least screentimeWhy?
>>221057761>the one where she looks the worstYou are a pedophile lmao.
>>221057772First day on /tv/?
>>221057772>i pretend to like women more when they're uglier so feminists don't call me a bad wordcuck behavior.
>>221057985You jerk off to Child Pornography.
>>221058026there are no children and no pornography. keep up being a cuck slave.
>>221046119/thread
P = NP
>>221050836you don't , he was a beta that thanks to the success of his music and the indie chick appeal it had was able to fuck prime hershlag. as soon at the hype died down and the trends shifted they went bakc to seeing you as the beta manlet bald loser betacuck, scrap the betacuck, they dont even want him for his money anymore.it's blackpill 101same with ornella and jonah, he's going against a girl way out his league
>>221058239I love seeing the true Natalie like this.
where are all the autistic hershlag webms???
>>221058195Die pedo.
>>221058336If this is true Natalie, who is false Natalie? Keira?
>>221058347is that german for something?
Keira>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>poop>>>>>>>>>>>>>this whore
>>221058386Keira unironically looks like a tranny nowNat is much cuter
>>221058457If I had to chose one in current day, yeah Nat for sure.
>>221046072This outfit
>Natalie Portman loves uncircumcised cock.
Fuck Jews
