There are a lot of dumb movies but what is THE dumbest one of all time?
Back to the Future>build a time machine out of a car>don't use it to go back in time and kill hitler and prevent world war iiHow fucking retarded can you be?
>>221049596Those late 80s/early 90s beach and car wash movies.
Jurassic World Dominion
Perfect Blue
>>221049596TeneT
>>221049622who gives a shit about hitler, I would go back and bang my mom.
>>221049692I would go back in time and bang Hitler
The Stupids
>>221049596Freddie Got Fingered or The Pest probably
>>221049706>GET HIS RAGS OFF
>>221049733Freddy Got Fingered is a masterpiece and you were just filtered by it
>>221049751Dumb doesn't imply it wasn't accidental kino. But it still doesn't explain how such a dumb movie was ever made in the first place.
>>221049596Slapstick of Another KindIt’s not just dumb, it’s also extraordinarily tone-deaf and off-putting. It is, hands down, the worst movie I’ve ever seen. You can’t even make fun of it, really, because it’s there is nothing funny to be made of bad comedy.
>>221049771This is actually a very good movie.
>>221049596Either the original Anaconda or Batman v. Superman.
>>221049596The Little MermaidIt’s kid-slop so you already have a massive iq drop but it comes with one of the most damaging messages given to girls in our lifetime of dropping your family and everything you know and love for some dude you met yesterday because he fills a fetish.Finally it’s all fucking retarded because the movie solves itself with a pen or if she just wrote in the sand. We know she can read and write in English, there is no reason she couldn’t have written everything going on.The villain is 100% correct in the end and she never needed only needed her looks and body language because the guy she was thirsting after was interested in a young naive retard. the “hero” doesn’t need to pay for her own stupid actions that she was contractually obligated to fulfill. And the moral of the story is if you fuck your life up bad enough by chasing men, just have your problems killed.It’s probably the most retarded movie ever made. And people tell me it’s great.
>>221049795It wasn’t accidental
I genuinely can't believe this actually got made. Even a 9yo would find it retarded
>>221050018>>221050018>she never needed only neededMeant to just be “she only needed”nb
>>221049596Grown Ups
>>221049845Batman v. Superman would have made more sense as a courtroom procedural
>>221049824>tfw you will never have flatulence powers and a prodigy Weasley to make you an iron man fart suit
>>221049675Tenet was fucking insane. Like the movie from a 5yo idea playing with his GI Joes made into a super serious movie by deranged adults.
>>221050018Trans-coded so this makes sense
>>221050062>Like the movie from a 5yo idea playing with his GI Joes made into a super serious movie by deranged adults.This describes the entire metal gear series.
>>221050018People will sit here and type this out and think they’re smug shit when in all actuality they’re mongrelized goo-goo-gah-gah midwitsThe moral and message of the story is clearly focused on Sebastian, a musically talented black-coded individual forced to put up with the antics of a ditzy girl and a retarded fish. Yet despite all this, he still remains loyal and brings joy and happiness through sharing his talents to the world, showcasing his indomitable spirit in the face of mediocrity. >How do I get myself into these situations? I should be writing symphonies, not tagging along after some headstrong teenager
>>221049622You mean kill Walter Rothchild, right?
>>221050249But then you create a butterfly effect where the proper amount of meth never gets distributed through the greater Albuquerque metropolitan area. And depending on how far back you go, some children could never get their proper high school chemistry education. This is why time travel should be off limits to midtards
>>221050043It memorialized "Leave Brittany alone!"Its the first time I saw an internet meme in a Hollywood movie.
>>221049596Boondock Saints
>>221050043Date Movie was worse
The Batman.I felt insulted watching that shitty awful movie, I wanted to bang my head so hard afterwards to get brain damage and forget it.
>>221049733>Freddie Got FingeredThis though it had a couple of funny scenes
>>221050828not many people know this, but the horse scene was actually shot first and Tom just freeballed a 90 minute stream of consciousness from that.
>>221050788How do you know you didn't bang your head and got brain damaged that you forgot that you banged your head afterwards but not forgot you saw the film?
>>221050894My cousin did this after watching it. He’s still doing it right now, bangs his head and then forgets and then does it again. It’s been 5 years… he even says “D’OH!” everytim
>>221049650cartoons aren't movies
>>221051092Then what are they smart guy?
Nothing else even comes close
>>221051252motion pictures.
>>221050219I wish more Black characters were like Sebastian. I can't relate to an untalented groid smashing things. But a guy forced to put up with a crappy situation is very human and relatable. I'd even let my wife blow his BBC maybe.
>>221050062perfect description of any of Nolan movies
>>221049596wonder woman 2hands down
Even by this franchises low standards, this was the most retarded entry
>>221051473MAX LORD, YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GRAVE DANGER!
>>221051473I'm trying to think of something dumber than this and I just can't
Interstellar.
>>221050249You mean go talk to Emperor Hadrian to finish the job
>>221051473>>221051585Now you're making me want to see it.
>>221049596if we're counting documentaries
>>221051473>Kristen Wiig is the villain Yea
>>221051663The absolute mad lad pulled it off though
>>221051698yeah I'm not even mad at the guyit's impressive how he got every big institution to eat his slop up
