https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ho3OxCmmM
>>221051178Biblekino is back on the menu, boys!
>>221051178whales dont eat people, who wrote this trash?
>>221051232Me :(
>>221051232>Whales don’t eat people who wrote this trash
>>221051232Whale was clearly eating the squid which tentacled Josh Brolin's wife's son. Whale didn't even realize he was getting a twofer.
>diving without a knife and flaregun
kinda feel the dude should be already dead with those sudden changes of pressure
>>221051431I kinda feel like you're a faggot
>>221051431That only happens in outer space when you violently explode, retard.Try learning science?
>>221051431whales are basically submarines that fuck
>>221051178as if the last mission impossible movie didn't fuck with me enough alreadywtffhe got inthat's genuinely fucked up what is this bullshit
>>221051178Is this just supposed to be a vore fetish movie?
>>221052075It's not even a subtle Jonah and the Whale nod
>>221052075It wasn't supposed to be but here we are.
>>221051279NTA, but don't whales usually eat small fish and spit out anything big
Totally wild sperm whales are still nothing but good boys to humans.
>>221052102It's a semen whale, they hunt and eat giant squid
>>221051260>>221051466jej
>>221051232>he doesnt know
>>221051232Maybe the twist is he was hallucinating on shrooms or something
>>221052182Twist deez nuts
>>221052125it would be able to tell its got something that isnt a squid screaming in its mouth and spit it out
>>221052237You can't scream underwater it's like space.
apparently jane levy and emily rudd are in it
>>221052256NTA but the whale could tell by feeling squid object in its mouth
the director is a slopper
>>221052358Whale probably thought it was a baby squid and got even hungrier
>>221052414Do you think cock is candy when its in your mouth
>>221051178I don't understand the poster it looks like random bullshit thrown together.
>>221052453I mean it pretty much conveys the trailer in a single frame
>>221052444*it's
>>221052453>Whalefall >character is falling into a whale>wtf did they mean by this??
>>221052107I think it was Alan Watts who thought that dolphins were originally humans who'd had enough of taxes and traffic n sheit and said fuck this and returned to the ocean.
>>221052453I think the squibbly doo grabs the swim guy and then the giant mouth eats them which is bad probably and he probably has to find how to get out of the mouth
>>221052578And why can't he just walk out of the whales ass? Or perhaps wiggle out of the blowhole? He's got plenty of options.
>>221052687you'll have to watch the movie to find out
>>221052075Yes, apparently most of the movie takes place inside the whale's stomach.
>>221052578i know an old lady who swallowed a fly
>>221052949Her name was Lorelei and it happened in July
Looks like vore kino is back on the menu boys
>>221051178>WHALEkino>FALLKINO>WHALEFALLLUDO KINOOOOO!!!
>>221052281for flashbacks. I think this will have similar structure to 127 hours
>>221051178If they called the movie WHALENALVORE it would make more money
spontaneous and no one will save you were turbokino so i'm safe this will be too
>>221053317I am not christian and when people were commenting it to be a bible based movie it really took out the hype of the movie for me
erm is this the shot caller?
>>221054122but Jonah is a jewish parable
>>221054152Same difference
>>221051232Why wouldn’t they eat people? It’s free protein.
>>221054178Sperm Whales as shown in trailer could theoretically eat a humanLarger whales don't eat large creatures because their throats are small and large creatures wouldn't go in
>>221051178this poster makes no fucking sense.>sperm whales regularly dive to 300-800 meters and 1-2 km in search of food such as giant squid>human recreational divers can go to 40 meters and technical divers with specialized gear can reach 50-100 meters but these dives require decompression stops>poster has a sperm whale eating a giant squid holding on to a diver in basic gearnot even the trailer is worth my time with such a garbage poster
>>221054160also an Islamic parable
This whole movie is bullshit
>>221054278The squid was trying to get away and ended up in the shallow sea
>>221054292good thing he has an oxygen tank and isn't freediving then he'd be in trouble
Josh Brolin ends up in some weird shit
This looks stupid
>>221051243Jerk
>>221053300So are they gonna give him something to jerk off to while he's inside the whale?
>>221054659The squid is gonna give him a tentaclejob
>>221052107Crazy.
I read the wikipedia page of the book this is based on, he gets rescued after he makes a fucking bomb in the stomach.
>>221051178Times you acted like the whale....fall
>>221051178Just remake Orca.
>>221051178what was the gian't squid's problem?
>>221052530Whalefall is the term for when a dead whale sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
>>221055986use spoiler tags anon, jeez
>>221055922Based Orca enjoyer, was more fun that Jaws 2 but not quite as good as Piranha
Looks actually kino. Like obviously slop because it's animal horror so it's automatically slop but this might be slop kino like Crawl.Also really cool timing since a few weeks back I started being really interested in sperm whales. Fascinating animals. Highly intelligent and the one true apex predator of the oceans. Plus their sonar organ is crazy. The energy they can release with their sonar clicks is mind-boggling.Fun fact: Giant squids live at a depth where sunlight doesn't reach, meaning they live in absolute darkness. So why do they have the largest eyes of any species in the world rather than tiny, useless eyes or no eyes at all? Well, scientists suspect that approaching predators such as sperm whales would disturb the waters by swimming through them, and that disturbance would trigger bioluminescent plankton to light up. So dim that we couldn't see it, but with eyes large enough you could make it out in absolute darkness. And then you just haul ass before the threat gets too close and you hope that they haven't yet noticed you in their sonar clicks.
Would the film be better if the whale lives or dies? I don't want the whale to die :(
this only had one season and was better than this dogshit
Whales are good boys and dindu nuffin.
>>221056226>I started being really interested in sperm
>>221051178seems like a short movie
>>221056312I think he blows the whale up, so it probably dies. Shouldn’t have eaten a human.
Wouldn’t he just die from the esophagus muscles squeezing him down?
I don't mind the carnivorous whale, what bothers me is that the action will be 1% of the actual film.
>>221051178>Vore fetish movie
>>221057436I hope the whale both looks and acts like this.
When are they giving us a new adaptation of the OG
>>221051178Sperm whales are legit terrifying.They can survive crushing depths and can click so loud it can vibrate a human to death.
>>221057861She does OF now
>>221052256Its literally the opposite. Every sound in the water gets significantly amplified. It doesn sound clear, but the vibration reach further. You cant hear a boats motor from the surface but you can hear the hell out of it under the water
The book ends with him setting off an explosion in the whales stomach with random shit he has on him like batteries. He escapes and survives. I’m not joking
The diver should have been female so that there could have been hot squid groping action.
>>221057861>>221058369It would be kind of funny if he does the whole bomb shtick and then dies immediately from pressure because the whale dove too deep.
>>221051178How is he gonna prevent himself from getting digested
>>221058583It takes a long time to digest, I'm guessing the film will be in real time.Interestingly I just looked it up and apparently a sperm whale has multiple stomach chambers with the first one being for crushing because they don't chew their food.
>>221051178Whats the popcorn box for this movie going to be?
>>221057050well, what was in the water?
>>221058088correction: her older, fatter self does OF now> hurr archi-shut the fuck up
feel like I just watched the whole movie
>>221058876Nah she lost all thre weight, not skinny as she was, but definitely better
what if it ends with him being turned into a piece of whale fat haha
i wonder if anyone knows an actual, real version of this got caught on videoa baleen whale chased a group of fish accidentally under a diver who had surfaced and swallowed him. spat him out almost immediately. its on youtube, and was filmed before the ai bullshit before anyone kneejerks a retard reaction
>>221058944it only had him in its mouth, its throat couldn't swallow a human.This movie's a bit different, he's getting the full experience inside a whale.
>>221058919More like whale poop
Obligatory:https://youtu.be/bpoAcXu65TM?si=_DR9AbyHx2YGVRd3
>>221058919What if it's a girl whale and he got unbirthed and he escapes after getting turned into a baby whale and birthed back out haha
>NO, NO PLEASE! DON'T INHALE ME AND MY NINTENDO SWITCH 2!!!>*inhales*
>>221051178I might never complain about unoriginal movies ever again.
>>221052281In the whale?
>>221055927He had to get it on
>>221051178How are they going to make a full movie out of this? Even a 90 minute movie seems grossly gluttonous with content. This sounds like a 45-60minute short movie at the most.
>>221051178you faggots realize how scary it is to be underwater and seeing this gigantic sea monster swimming unnaturally fast towards you?whales may be "peaceful" but they can easily kill you, we're like a mouse next to them
>>221059618He fully explores its digestive system and finds other divers in there.
>>221058845A bucket of salty water
>>221052107 YOU LIE!
>>221054969reminds me of me and my last gf
>>221058862*glub glub* I can't talk about that right now
>>221051178So this random sperm whale hunting giant squids at epipelagic depths (???) just happens to be like 5 times bigger than the largest blue whale ever recorded? What?
>>221060672It's spelled epileptic, Einstein. And squids can't get epilpepsi.
>>221059411That's like 90% of inuit mythology
>>22105961840 minutes of screentime is him just going "oh no this sucks haha" while jacking off over and over again
>>221060891>trooner humor
>>221060941>*modern hollywoodftfy
>>221052559The ancient Greeks had a myth where Dionysus turned a bunch of rapey sailors into dolphins, too.
>>221051459you are near going to exploded in low or high pressure
>>221052895is it going to be a project hail mary between the diver and the squid?
>>221057091ayo this nigga freaky as hell
>>221057091this fish fucks
>>221052281I want to be in it (and by it I mean Jane Levy’s bubble butt)
>>221051178where's brendon fraser
It is nice that they chose an actor who already had experience working with whales
>>221057436>I don't mind the carnivorous whaleWhy would anyone. all whales are carnivorous
>>221058738>It takes a long time to digest, I'm guessing the film will be in real time.see >>221054292
>>221059588kek
>>221062108He is voicing the sperm whale
>>221054969>CHOKE ON IT
>>221051178Easy to escape. Purge your regulator in the stomach to create an air pocket and then travel thru the Whales intestines, massaging the flesh to move the air pocket as you travel. Eventually the whale will do a big fart and escape
I had a dream once that a whale swallowed me while I had a diving suit and so I could breathe inside the whale and used my phone light to look around and tried to punch his insides until he vomited me out
>>221052107Wholesome!
>>221062151Ethan could do so much better
>>221052107
>>221051178finally kino is back on the menu
>>221054178yeah why do killer whales not eat humans?
>>221051178>wot if a whale swallowed you and then while you were inside its stomach a giant squid tried to tentacle rape youfuckin mental innit
>>221054122> I am not christian and when people were commenting it to be a bible based movie it really took out the hype of the movie for me
>>221062151There's nothing more powerful than a whale who doesn't give a fuck.
this trailer was absolutely fucking retarded, what was even going on?Why was he swimming around like a retard and swimming into it feeding on a squid? Just stay the fuck down and stay still.
>>221051178Why are people excited for this?
>>221057050>illegal immigrants
>>221065693Are they?
>>221054659Why wouldn't you just jerkoff to the situation itself
>>221065713I dont want whales demonized so if they dont make it explicitly known this was an accident, Ill be pissed. Also lets say this movie takes off and a series of whale horrors come out and ruins the reputation of whales, that would also make me pissed off
>>221056143Orcas don't eat people, at least sharks do so there's something to be scared of.
>>221062077>fish
>>221066126Yeah, Orcas have only killed in captivity. Orcas are the largest dolphins in the ocean, and remember. ALL dolphins are whales, but not all whales are dolphins
>>221063487Anon that was your subconscious telling you to come out of the closet
>>221051178What the fuck is going to happen? He gets eaten in like the first 30 mins and the rest of the plot is him trying to kill the sperm whale from the inside?? Or at least just surviving in it's belly?? Is... Is this just a vore fetish disguised as a survival thriller???
>>221066327He would survive long inside the belly anyway, but I guess that plot hole is fixed because of his air tanks, then he has to deal with stomach acid. Im guessing its one of those movies that runs for 2 hours but all the action is in the last 15 to 30 minutes
>>221066363Wouldn't*
>>221066176I think Orcas are intelligent enough to realize humans are the true apex predators and if they developed a reputation for killing humans then they would be starting a war they cannot win.
>>221066396Thats a possibility, but not long ago there have been some pissed off orcas tipping boats or whatever. I think its more along the lines Orcas and dolphins in general can sense we are of a higher intelligence than their normal prey, which I guess is similar to your idea.
>>221066396That's what experts think. Orcas are social animals and smart enough to understand that we're social animals as well, and that killing one of us would mean other humans would retaliate.
Plot twist: the whale is bigger on the inside and the diver goes on an osmosis jones-esque adventure
>>221066989That would be a good concept of a movie/show. Whales have worm holes inside of them so when they swallow you, you go to weird worlds and such...
>>221067043Do worms have whaleholes?
i wonder who could be behind this movie...
>>221065664>this trailer was absolutely fucking retarded, what was even going on?Its apparently trimmed from a 6 minute long sequence
>>221065693John Campea made a bog deal about this when a 6 minute preview of this movie was shown at cinemacon earlier this year
>>221051178
>>221067836Renowned rapist and pedophile John Campea?
>>221067689Id imagine you could make a giant cosmic worm have a universe inside of it, that contains whales.
>>221068098You really think I could do that? Aw shucks anon, thanks for the confidence boost :)
>>221051178Give me the real kino story
>>221051178I dont like this anti whale propaganda
when was the last time you whaled?
>>221068276this is great actingis he the whale they hired for the role?
>>221052444if you want to conclude this argument by implying that you are closeted gay then you are indeed gay, my condolences.
>>221068564Those are humpbacks not sperm whales
>>221068276So CUTE :3
Sometimes I like to say "welcome" like I'm saying "whale cum"
>>221052414You'd think the hard metallic scuba tank would tip it off that it's not a squid
>>221054969>>221052107These fuckers are huge but they don't look like they could fit a boney human without choking
>orcas are referred to as killer whales>have never killed a human
>>221069576They did actually murder refugees coming from Afrixa to Eur>a humanRight
>>221069576rape is their scene
>>221059762
Why didn't they hire Brendan to be the whale?Being accidentally eaten by an obese man as he binges would be kino
>>221069516Indeed, it would be quite an ordeal to fit all the long, unwieldy, boney limbs of a human in there. Heck, even just the shoulder span looks like it would be too much.And from what I can recall, toothed whales, and just whales in general, also tightly squeeze their food through the strong muscles in the back of their throats to both shut out and squeeze out as much salt water from their prey as possible before swallowing, to keep as much salt water out of their mammalian bodies as possible.So at that point a sperm whale would be acutely aware that they had something that is not their natural, boneless, highly specialized prey in their mouth, and would quickly let go/eject the foreign and very hard-swallowed object.And on top of all this, they just kinda dig humans.
>>221068661You know they're going to whaleswap for the reboot, anon.
>>221069576It's because the transient orcas hunt marine mammals. And more specifically for that name: other whales, delphinidae included. This made the old name giving people see them as killers of their own kin.This makes the fact that free orcas kill zero humans just that more impressive, since they are both quite opportunistic in their hunting AND (when it comes to transient orcas) evolved and taught to hunt mammals. And a base human is absolutely floundering and powerless in water compared to them.
>>221070037Human is also compleatly fucking weird looking wiht it's arms and legs. Sharks mistake us for seel sometimes, but sharks are retarded, a smarter animal knows somethign is off.And you woulnd't eat weird unknown food, would you anon?You don't go into the woods picking unknown mushrooms.You don't gulp down unknow berries
>>221067872one and only
>>221051178What's up with that title anyway? It's like they took Fail Whale, reversed it, then decided fail was too negative.
>>221069932Hahaha.
>>221070393
>>221069576Early sailors originally referred to orcas as "whale killers" after observing them hunt and prey on larger whale species. Over time, through translation and word-of-mouth retelling, the words were reversed to create the modern moniker "killer whale".
>>221054178Because the clothes would get stuck in their gut and give them a tummy ache
>>221070869But they wouldn't know that with limited human whale interaction
>>221051178no way I'll be able to watch this, I could barely make it though the trailer. the idea of being in water that dark with a massive creature moving around you terrifies me.
>>221067866fucking incredible, kudos to whoever made this and thank you for posting it. Are there any other bible chud+soijak memes?
>>221051260What a stupid picture. Whales aren't mouthbreathers, why would they post on LI?
>not about a woman with huge tits stuck on a tower
>>221071165If you don't like it then make your own movie!
>>221070037Just don't look like a shark or african illegal immigrant
>>221071338maybeTOMRROW
>>221069842I love whales. I'd shit myself if I was ever face to face with one but they're really amazing creatures
>the super chill whale's closest land relatives are hippos>the most brutally aggro niggas everWhat a divergence
>>221071386bodied that freak
>Be currently working on acquiring a SCUBA certification >Currently in the pool training portion of the class>See this thread>Now too spookified to continue Th-thanks a lot OP... :,^(
>>221054178Because sardines taste better
>>221066126But they do kill things just for fun when they get bored, if humans were with them more we might find more violent animals. The orca in the movie also has a personal grudge after humans kill his unborn son and the mother, which makes sense for an intelligent animal.>>221071908I also choose to eat sardines instead of people, they're literally me
>>221051178>Picked the toothed whale with the flimsiest, weakest lower jaw of the bunchThey don't even try anymore.
>>221066141erm akshually technically it is true.
>>221072056I bet you believe you could survive being swallowed by a sperm whale
>>221072171Dolphins arent fish
>>221072284absolutely. I would just punch through his anus
>>221072307
>>221051178I know it's a sperm whale in the movie, but it amazes me that killer whales don't attack humans in the wild
>>221052107Big fren
>>221057091Why would he be attracted to human women?
>>221071908I need to see one of these in person so bad, I just imagine the scale in my head
>>221072284I don't believe a sperm whale could swallow me whole
>>221072441I had the chance to see southern right whales just a meter away when I was a kid and it's one of my best memories
>>221071908Is this achievable natty?
weird fetish directorbro but ok
>>221072505Gentle giants
>Title refers to the underwater communities of animals that form around a dead whale when it hits the sea bottom >Is about a man eating killer sperm whale This is DEFINITELY an AI generated script.
>>221072614Do you want to watch a drama about scavenging shrimp?
>>221072652That would probably be more unique and interesting, yes.
>>221072652I would do that, yes.
>>221072667>>221072700You are just samefagging now, yes?
>>221072505I always feel so bad when I see all the parasites on whaleshow come people don't clean them like they do with sharks and stuff? are they just too deeply embedded?
>>221072614Moby dick was a rouge sperm whale, and even during that rage it didnt eat anyone. Maybe a Livyatan would have eaten people, but no whales that currently exist would eat a human. The only way this makes sense is it happening by pure accident, and even then they dont swallow their food whole right away, so the whale would spit the person out, especially with them wearing all that gear and air tanks... Ahh mother fucker he is going to make his air tanks explode to escape.
>>221072652Like an adult animated drama about families of shrimp set on a whale corpse at the bottom of the ocean?That sounds kino as fuck.
>>221072652You don't?
>>221072779>rouge sperm whaleNo, he was a WHITE whale. Snort. Did you even read the book? Boy, I sure hope you feel SILLY now!
>>221072745So what you are seeing is barnacles, and sea lice. The barnacles are hard and sharp so they actually use them as weapons when fighting other whales, the white is sea lice, hundreds of them.
Sperm whales literally vomit as part of their digestive health, which is the primary worldwide source of the ambergris trade. Even if the swallowing scenario is technically possible, the resolution would be insanely easy and quick. The kid would be shaken up, but he'd be covered in some of the most valuable substance by weight in the entire world and they'd probably scrape him off like a jamboy and make a best-selling perfume called Swallow or some shit.
>>221066126So why didn't they just make the movie about a Whale Shark swallowing a guy? Are they retarded?
>>221070037One theory I've heard is that humans simply aren't on the menu because we'd be too bony, we don't have enough fat to be worth eating.Makes me wonder what would happen if you threw an average American in the water next to them.
>>221072881seek help for your obsession
>>221072881the human bone to meat and fat ratio is pretty shitty for a prey unless it's a super obese fucker
>>221072881never fails
>>221072745Barnacles tend to be in there pretty good.But on can always chuck some lice off of them.
>>221071386>Just don't look like a shark or african illegal immigrant
>>221072964That must have felt amazing for the whale
>>221072307>Dolphins arent fishNo, but they ARE assholes!
>>221073231Just don't have your butthole spread open on the surfboard and you'll be fine
So obviously this movie's going to suck, let's hear YOUR pitch for a whale movie
>>221073213All animals crave the Hand Of Man.>>221073276Man, baleen full-breaches are so rad. Humpbacks are such a lively bunch!
>>221073276Welsh Whales
>>221072652What, you wouldn't?
>>221073276a whale terrorizes cargo ships with a mac 10
>>221073374they look kino ngl
>>221073276Life and Fate or War & Peace but it's set on an actual whalefall at the bottom of the ocean and it's a drama about the various animals that depend on whalefalls to survive and they end up warring for the ever-dwindling resources as the whale is inevitably consumed/rots over time.Hire me Hollyjew, I just thought up the single most compelling film plot of the past forty years.
>>221073468This is an unironically interesting idea
>>221072964>can always chuck some lice off of them.Heard you were talking some shit, bitch!
>>221073561I would fry it
How will i get through life without a whalewife
>>221073754Fat women are all around you. Just pick one.
>>221073754I simply live with the pain
>>221073683Nice knowing ya
>>221073871not what i meant, swarthoid.
wait a minute, this movie has nothing to do with the boomtown process of ecology
>>221071908blue whales are amazing
>>221073995The protag will likely kill the whale by the end of the movie causing whalefall
>>221051232Isn't that a parasite controlling the whale?
>>221051178Uninvited ass looking poster
>>221066126Bullshit. Orcas are really good at killing. Nobody is ever left to tell the tale that they were attacked. Killer whales don’t fuck around
>>221051178>Whalefall
>>221073932That was a fun movie
>>221074060Just fucking imagine seeing that after your ship capsizes and you're in a tiny ass raft
>>221074327What? I dont think that exists
>>221074327It's clearly a giant squid, anon.
>>221072307All mammals, reptiles, amphibians and birds are just sub-species of muscle finned fish.
>>221073276The whales evolve and threaten to overrule humanity as Earth's dominate lifeforms and humans have to find a way to stop them before we become second class citizens to the whale regime
I guess freeing Willy was a mistake...
>>221075253Put your pants back on, anon.
>>221075149it will just look at you like "sorry can't help you, you're fucked lil guy"
>>221073932>Trailer basically just shows you the whole plot in one goThey didn't think anyone would ever watch this film, lmao
>>221052895Lazy ass can't crawl
>>221076120Sperms dive to 100s of meters down, so if he gets out of his assat the wrong time he'll instanatly die
>>221054969das some lovecraftian shit mang
>>221076151Well you'll have to go spelunking either way if you want the ambergris
>>221073932more like The Gay
>>221057720Hopefully never, I bet theyd include blacks, browns, and red Indians on the crew. Woke!
If you accidentally enter a whale's mouth, it just spits you out after a few secondshow can they make a movie about that
>>221076379They needed to have him go up the whale's ass on purpose in search of ambergris instead.As a metaphor for greed.
>>221076379This isn't about a dead whale that falls on him?
>>221051178>Hold your breathThey wear SCUBA gear specifically so they don't need to hold their breath
>>221076536An hour of oxygen isn't enough Sperm whales have 200 meters of guts anonHow the fuck are you crawling that within an hour
>>221051178Wow this looks retarded. I'm sure it will be very successful and popular.
>>221057091Based beyond belief.
>>221051232>whales dont eat people, who wrote this trash?Whalefall is a term used by oceanic biologists to describe a dead whale settling on the bottom. They become the hub of an entire local ecosystem as various plants and animals set up shop. It changes slowly as the whale degrades, which can take years.From the look of the picture, this is some kind of zombie whale taken over by an enterprising giant octopus.Come on! Half of you like Godzilla movies. This is a guess, but would be right up your alley.
>whales hunt colossal squid at like 3000 feet in the antarctic>scuba maxes out at like 130 feetWhat a fucking retarded premise
>>221073276Fucking showoff.
>>221075363oink oink lil tubby
>>221076609What do you bloody mean "retarded"? He willingly crawls into the belly of the Beast to find the spirit of his deceased Father.
What are some scenes in kino that make you feel itchy?
>>221077129fuck you I thought that was a patty
>>221077114Vorefags cannot understand this concept They are too baalite in mindset usually
>>221054969context?
>>221076216Nature truly is disgusting.
>>221077196Meamt for this >>221077129
>>221056226do the squids hunt the whales or the whales the squids?
>>221057091damn he likes bugs
>>221057861>>221058088who?
>>221059683>unnaturally fastWhat would you consider to be naturally fast underwater?
>>221077265Bonbi
>>221072881you caused them to sperg out lol
>>221058903she's on ozempic, too bad she can't go back to her old style makeup. It's constantly wacky wigs and too much mascara now
>>221072905>>221072931It used to be euros pre 2020Now it's russian, chinese, and iranian bots and paid shills
>>221077448I just dont understand why she even went nude, all she had to do was lewd versions of her lip syncing, but oh well, back to whales. A sci-fi channel made for tv movie about a blue whale that gets rabies
>>221077129what am i looking at?
>>221077528Whale lice, a whales equivalent to fleas.
>>221077557can you eat them?
>>221077501>bonbi, belle delphine, andrea botez all have nudesI just need neekolul and pokimane and my life will be complete
>>221077584>neekolulit'd ruin me for weeks
>>221077573Umm, from my quick research, yes but no. Seems like they wouldnt recommend it, but they arent poisonous to us, though Id be worried about what they carry themselves. They are related to shrimp and crabs. >>221077584>neekolulNah simps have made her permanently clothed.
nature is fucking scaryyou lucked out being born human (unless you're gay and have worms)
>>221077584>pokimane with curly hair10/10>pokimane with straight hair2/10
>>221072964We should start a whale business. they get us sunken treasure, we'll clean off all the sea lice.
>>221059467Still seething, eric?
>>221054969oh no squidcels our response?
>>221068276Whales are trying to obtain nuclear weapons.
>>221052125>sperm whale>eats seamenBRAVO NOLAN
