What do you think of Brokeback Mountain (2005)?
>>221053193I wish I could quit you
>>221053193A great movie that every man secretly yearns for.
>>221053193It's straighter than OP
>>221053193Gave me my first boner
>>221053193What was his actual fate?
This movie could have actually been really good. Just replace the two actors with Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill and instead of a hidden affair they’re on the search for a sacred weed plant gatekept by a local Indian tribe.
>>221053301That would suck
>>221053193I would have cared more about the relationship if they didn't drag those poor women and kids into their stupid drama. Also if Jack didn't start fucking a bunch of other guys while still trying the mountain meet ups and complaining about how rare they are.
>>221053382Do you need someone to be universally good in order to sympathize with them?
>>221053193>Brokeback MountainThe movie itself? Don't know. I'm not homosexual. But obviously they are two great actors who had to get their Faggywood humiliation ritual out of the way to bring us other great films.>Nightcrawler>Prisoners>Source CodeAll criminally underrated.
>>221053409I'm not asking for universal good I'm asking for basic decency and keeping the relationship at least somewhat special if you're already going as far as using wives and children as beards. If it was a straight couple doing similar nonsense I would think the relationship was a meme and not feel as bad for them either.
>>221053382Also I think it's funny as shit when he's ranting and says "now all we got is brokeback mountain" he sounds just like adam sandler.
>Jack, i swear
>>221053193I have never seen Buttfuck Mountain, nor will I ever see Buttfuck Mountain.
>>221053481>If it was a straight coupleThe point is that they’re gay and can’t pursue each other because of the time and place they live in. Obviously they treat their wives shitty and you can acknowledge that while having empathy for their situation
>>221053193>This is what made girls cream their pantsu in the 2000's
>>221053603No that's exactly what made it somewhat redeeming. They had to do desperate shit to hide who they were and be together. But then it just becomes jack fucking literally who fags while complaining. So it just turns into him being a gross stereotype instead of hiding some special love. So the women and kids went through what they did just for it to end like that. It's like crying about tony soprano having drama with his main bitch baby momma while fucking everything with a pussy. It's more stupid at that point than something you can feel bad about. Just eye rolling shit.
>>221053193I find it so funny that all these trendy mainstream "gay movies" have> Straight actors playing the main characters> None of the characters are gay, instead they are "bisexual"> The movie has more female nudity than male nudity> The "gay" characters just continuously marry women and have sex with women> Female characters still make the plot about themselvesIt's like a "gay" movie for women who hate gays and can't stand women not being present in actual gay relationships so an entire gay movie had to revolve around female characters and female nudity. Also it's hilarious how all the mainstream "gay movies" always have sad endings, Call me by your name repeats the exact same formula of non gay characters, female focused plot and bad ending.
Good film. Bit gay tho
>>221053481Focus on the women is why it got attention outside of gay indies. "oh this concerns us too, why don't we just let them be?"
>>221053749>GAY GUY ALERT *BEEP BEEP* WARNING THERE IS A GAY GUY. THIS IS THE GAY ALERT *BEEP BEEP* RED ALERT WARNING * BEEP BEEP* YOU ARE THE GAY GUY *BEEP BEEP* GAY GUY ALERT.
Its sequel is Nocturnal Animals. I done my research.
>>221053193The jokes were legendary. I feel sorry for gay people (if being gay truly isn't a choice (which is not supported by evidence)) but making fun of gays is a timeless activity, enjoyed by all ages and walks of life.
The only thing I can think of are the the hilarious norm mcdonald jokes about it.
Why is being gay so difficult? It’s not hard to hang out with other men. In fact straight men act gay all the time. If anyone thinks you’re a fag you just call them a fag back.
>>221053193some back were broken and it happened on a mountain
>>221053301>a bad 90s movie with even worse reddit actors from the 2000sGrow up already gaylennial.
>>221053193looking back, I get the impression it was the most talked about and influential since titanic and matrix; no flick since has had that much impact
I'm not gay but I wish a big strong man would hold me and give me kisses.
>>221053382Yeah, same. I can't feel anything for these characters because they're both fucking retarded. >>221053409It's hard to sympathize with them when they're so braindead that they're dry humping each other in one of the guy's front yard and then the guy is surprised that his wife saw them.
>>221053708>jack fucking literally who fags while complainingThat’s after like two decades of making fuck trips every month, and he makes an impassioned speech explaining his behaviour
>>221055426Do you guys not understand the passage of time? It’s contrived but makes sense
>>221053193Intentionally made to poison the opinion of westerns in order to erode American masculinity.
>>221055459Come out the closet bro
>>221053193Unironically one of my favorite movies ever. I just love tragic love stories about doomed forbidden love. And I love cowboys too. It's just such a great movie, great acting, looks amazing, just a masterpiece
>>221055459It really isn't a western
>>221053193GAYwhy is everything always have to be gay in media
>>221055489you're the faggotwhy does everything have to be gay in media?
>>221053193its gay so i don't give a shit why is everything in media gay? as a normal dude who likes film im so tired of faggots i got faggot fatigue!this movie is better
>>221055503You have extreme shit taste.
>>221055448>Do you guys not understand the passage of time?You sound like a retard making excuses for shit writing. They could've thought of a more realistic way for the wife to find out they were fuckbuddies.
>>221055805They hadn’t seen each other for years and had been yearning for each other all that time
Why are faggots so obsessed with sad tragedy slop
>>221055785Explain why the movie is bad
>>221055888That doesn't make it any better? In fact it makes it worse, because they feel more perverted sex maniacs rather than genuine lovers. When a husband and a wife reunite after they've been apart for a long time, their first instinct isn't to start fucking in their front yard.
>>221055963They are not husband and wife, they are lovers, whose love is forbidden, and who have been separated for years
>>221053434Nightcrawler sucks tho
>>221055997You're genuinely retarded.
>>221056148You’re retarded, if they approached it as if there was a special sanctity between them you’d be complaining about that too
>>221055942Because the premise of "they were hecking repressed and they were forbidden from having buttsex so their life was awful :<" is really stupid and annoying and immature and overused and retarded. People only praise this movie because of its premise of being gay tragedy slop but ignore how shit the actual story is, and how the 2 characters barely have any chemistry besides having been fuckbuddies for a while. And yet you still have retards like >>221055997 who can't form any actual good points about why this is a good movie beyond "ITS LE HECKING TRAGIC FORBIDDEN LUV AND THAT TURNS ME ON!!!!!"Seriously, you're all pathetif standardless retards. Fuck I hate you all so much.
>being mad on the internet in the current yearyou guys have got to lurk more
>>221056247>"ITS LE HECKING TRAGIC FORBIDDEN LUV AND THAT TURNS ME ON!!!!!"That is absolutely not what I’ve written at all, you’re unable to take the story as it is because it makes you uncomfortable
I don't like romance movies, but this one was actually good.
>>221055893I've never met any gay who likes any of these movies. It's all women.
>>221056320You have massive shit taste.
>>221055428>That’s after like two decades of making fuck trips every monthOk then if it's an issue bring it up, stop the trips officially and then have your dumb fun until they murder you. Don't act like a typical fag fucking randoms and expect me to respect your relationship the same or take it very seriously when you're complaining about the trips you're still doing for some reason. This really isn't complicated. If he was "impassioned" about SpongeBob it would look less goofy.
>>221056247You sound like you wrote this with a red face and bulging veins, tears streaming down your fat face. Dogshit reply man, you really wrote no valuably critique of the movie whatsoever.
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>>221056446I don’t know why the guy becoming more promiscuous after two decades of rejected offers to settle down with the guy he actually loves is a problem to you. You expect a constant sanctity in the relationship, whereas the guy sleeping around after frustration after frustration is far more realistic. Do you recall at the end where the guy’s father said he wanted to move in with another guy into the cabin and spruce it up? His promiscuity is borne out of frustration for not being to gratify his desires with him. This promiscuity does not invalidate the feelings they have for each other, I don’t know why you somehow view their relationship as less serious because of it.
>>221053193I barely remember it. It didn't make much of an impression on me.
>>221053193I much preferred the porno version of the movie, Bareback Mountain.
>>221053193It’s fine. Worth a watch once for the great performances and Lees filmmaking technique. Not something I’d watch again, very melodramatic. Also it had a lot of gay shit in it.
>>221056605I don't know why you would keep doing these trips if it's not enough for you and you want new dick. Anyone with half a brain could tell it would cheapen whatever is left of the relationship (which the whole movie is about btw) and ennis wouldn't respond well to it. I don't know why you need it explained why fucking other people (besides the beard wives) in secret in what's supposed to be a serious relationship is an issue. If you can't maintain the relationship or show basic respect it doesn't matter what your feelings apparently are. Either the relationship means something and it's why you fucked with these other people's lives to try and hide it or again it's not actually that deep despite all the bitching and you did all of this just to be a stereotype fag. And by the end it turns out to be the latter. If a guy started fucking women behind his forbidden girlfriend's back it would also be completely irrelevant that the motivation was his frustration over not being able to fuck the gf more often. Just break up and be a slut if that's what you really want. Are you underage or something? Like holy shit.
>>221053193They didn't use any lube, or spit. They made no preparations whatsoever. They didn't even bathe, because they were out in the country camping. And since they're cowboys I assume they both ate like a bunch of chilli with franks and beans from a can and maybe some beef jerky or something. The floor of that tent afterwards must've looked like India.
>>221053301>gatekept by a local Indian tribe.Who plays the chief?
>>221056506Whoa that is one kewl rat
>>221056889>If a guy started fucking women behind his forbidden girlfriend's back it would also be completely irrelevant that the motivation was his frustration over not being able to fuck the gf more often.I don’t know why this is so difficult for you to understand. The fact that they are gay, that they could be lynched if discovered, is crucial to understanding the relationship. You cannot substitute it for a heterosexual relationship and examine it as that. >Just break up and be a slut if that's what you really want.You did not understand the film at all.
>>221055366Yes, absolutely, and for that very reason, it's incredibly overrated. So much of the hype coasted entirely on the subjectmatter alone.
>>221053193Heath Ledger acted circles around Jake Gyllenhaal , that was the real Brokebacking. Rip heat legend.
>>221056904This. Whoever wrote the movie doesn't seem to have known the reality of gay shenanigans.
>>221053193kino (no homo)
>>221053213me talking to 4chan as I open it for the 1000th time that day
>>221056904They had a river right there.
>>221056929Rob Schneider ofc
>>221057035And if the bitch in the straight example was someone important like royalty the guy could also easily be killed. I can do whatever the fuck I want retard. You don't understand the simple concept of cheating or betrayal and why it cheapens a relationship. You also somehow think being "impassioned" or full of emotion is enough of a defense for it. Off yourself.
>>221053193I know the guy that owns the real Brokenback Mountain in Wyoming, and every year some bone smoker steals his sign.
>>221057223no one can own a fucking mountain
>>221057223why do you keep stealing his sign anon?
>>221053301Would be better unironically
how do you break the crust of an unshowered cowboy camping in the hills for weeks
>>221057464It’s not much of a mountain.
>>221053193I think it really brainwashed both actors to become gay..
>>221057889Ang Lee sent them to "cowboy camp" for 2weeks. that's when they uhm ~fell in love probably. JG's PR admits he went to the camp, while Ledger's PR claimed he's ridden horses in australia so didn't need to go. but JG exposed him at a JEWISH venue talk years later, during promo of Nocturnal Animals. He was on the verge of breakdown talking about Ledger. Far more grief than the babymama ever showed.
>Broken backs on the mountainWhat did they mean by this...
>>221057099The movie is about him running away from his true desires, that it makes him safer and more manly than whimpering to be loved. he has the better role of contradictions. He made SELF HATE very honorable, instead of cruising for cheap mexican whores.
>>221053193The gay sex scenes were too much implied. I needed to see dicks and balls and stuff to get the full picture, this movie sorely disappointed.
>>221058100Dude was crying when the Mexican whores got confirmed though. Right before that he tries to make a death threat over it but it's obviously fake. He wasted years of his life doing stressful sneaky shit just for the fag he was making an exception for to arrogantly replace him with shady Mexicans. The whole movie is just so redundant and retarded besides being gay as hell.
>>221053193I don't watch movies that normalize such degeneracy.
>>221053193>BrokebackIt was on purpose, right?
>>221053193It was the foreunner to woke globohomo. Prepared the public's anus for the dragon dildo that was to come with gentle prodding and lots of lubrication.
>>221053749Well of course you're gonna post some images of a gay couple that look like hair models. Meanwhile in reality...
>>221057464>laughs in texas oil baron
>>221060721In reality and you post an abused drag queen boy that will probably transition and kill himself?
>>221053193>>221055893both great gay kino. why can't american directors compete?
>>221061989130k subscribers and a successful author, dudes doing well for himself, hes rolling in the bussy
>>221061989Who created the dragqueenboy?
brokecrust moutain
I can't take homo oscarbait dramas seriously. I just can't. It's too distractingly revolting or plain hillarious in a boss of the gym gachi muchi manner.
It fools you into thinking homosexuals are just normal people looking for love, and not the sexual deviants they really are that let random men in saunas stick a fist up their ass because that's the only way they can get off. Homosexual relationship dynamics are not just a mirror of relationship heterosexual dynamics, that's the great lie they have to indulge in to make homosexuality palpable, because even the most hardcore bleeding heart do-gooder would have difficulty with the reality of gayness (namely, that homos are extreme sexual deviants that will have sex with literally hundreds of random men and end up with prolapsed asses and continence issues).
>>221062824unironicaly, this. Considering the small percentage of homos there is sure as shit alot of hedonistic sickos, maniacs, pedos and other wierdos amongst them.
>>221053193Peanuts in butthole
>>221053193IT BROKE NEW CRUST!
>>221062766This was 20 years ago. It was notoriously snubbed.
>two shmucks got spermtoxicosed while spending a week in the wild and randomly fucked each others dirty manass and thought it was cool>continue to be degenerates>MUH LOVE KINOkek at pederasts
>>221062998That’s not pederasty
>>221062998How are they "degenerates"
>>221053193I won't say anything, cuz it seems really really gayand that is what no one did
>>221063104>the intricacies of homo tomb raiding, muh pederast is an old dude abd young boy hehe>>221063116>homo doesn't understand why homos are degens
>>221053481>if you're already going as far as using wives and children as beards. That’s what gay people were forced to do, you fucking moron. Society wouldn’t allow them to just be openly gay and being an unmarried man made you a weirdo and suspicious the older you got so many gay men under societal pressure just got married to a woman and popped 1-2 kids during the mandatory sex to make people stop asking them questions and pressuring them to get married like you were supposed to.
>>221056247>homophobe can’t handle historical facts and how bigotry forced gay people to act in certain ways
>>221055713maybe just stop watching obviously gay movies?
>>221062824I don't care since I'm not gay
It's about as kino as a gay cowboy romance tragedy we'll ever get AND it was made by a Chinese dude I think. That's kinda crazy to me. We miss our Heath every day, lad was a top tier actor
>>221053193One of the most boring movies I've ever seen in my life. I have seen it twice and fallen asleep watching it, twice.
