obsession won (again)
>>221054092me waiting to watch all of these movies for free off torrent
>>221054092Cregger bros, will we be able to compete?
>>221054138Why would you watch all this slop
>>221054092lonely horny men saving the cinema industry once again. they heard. we came. this would never happen if netflix had their way
>>221054177literally this. But the HR committee that runs the big players will learn all the wrong lessons from this
i've seen it 3 times now
>>221054177it's women watching it for the miseryporn
>>221054174im lonely...
>>221054092Is it woke
>>221054235the only movie lonely horny women turned up for was The Devil Wears Prada 2
>>221054092inb4 we get an Obsession movie universe or sequels that are just pretty much the same
>>221054092Based. We're back movie bros. The age of Disneyverse is over.
>>221054341I'd say we could actually get a One Willow Wish universe where we see wishes go terribly wrong in each movie, because I feel that the real hook was that, there was even an online store selling the OWWs for a time and they sold out fast
>>221054221Imagine licking her.
>>221054092What's it like to have a girl like you?
>>221054420ngl, its great and makes you feel satisfied that at least one aspect of your life is going that well
/tv/tards really tried to FUD this as a soon forgotten FOTM lmao
>>221054341honestly this movie seemed like an adult Are You Afraid of the Dark or Goosebumps, where everything is turned up to the extremelike i could see an episode of a kid going into the magic shop with Sardo and getting the One Wish Willow and wishing for his crush to like himI think you could do a series of movies set in the One Wish Willow universe with new unrelated people with different fucked up wishes
bear is so CUTE <3
>>221054092Successful propaganda to make men and women hate each other more. It's being pushed for a reason
>>221054468>SardosI forgot about him, what the fuck was his problem?
>>221054420it makes you feel like you can do anything
>>221054486Part of the protocols, all going smoothly
>>221054420If you like her too, its heaven, but if you dont like her back, it's a real pain in the ass (if she insists, that is)
>>221054486yeah the guy that's been making youtube vids fucking around with his friends for years and raised a couple grand to go for a feature is secretly CIA agitprop, you got it man, momma's special boy so smartmust be hell living in a phantasmagoria swatting at spooks and illusions everywhere you look, just a world of non-stop paranoia and fear with nothing to believe in. grim
>>221054092I can't take it seriously at all from the clips I've seen. It's just average hysterical woman moment after hysterical woman moment after another that any guy who's dated can probably relate to
>>221054628I've noticed a lot of conspiracy theorists just do it to feel smarter than everyone else without actually having to be smart>Heh, everyone believes this thing? Well *I* believe *THIS* thing! Stupid sheeple...
>>221054601kind of like an obsession
>>221054174I want to larp as a normie sometimes, is that a problem?
>>221054420I don't know fren
>>221054420It's great ngl but it doesn't solve all your problems. Even if she's hot.
>>221054092Woke wins!
>>221054420>What's it like to have a girl like you?Haven't had this feeling in a long time, but from what I remember it's a huge rush of dopamine. You feel like there's nothing you can't do. My gf doesn't make me feel this way, but when we first started dating she did, kind of
>>221054486i swear theres a subset of women that are obsessed with rape
>>221054486be honest, that person and most "people" that use that site already thought shit like that
>>221054092Why would people even watch Scary Movie? They have all been shit since 2.
>>221054557typical gypsy merchant
>>221054486Didn't work. It made me love Inde.
>>221054652that controversy is so fucking funnyyou're not getting paid more because a super low budget indie flick did better than expectedyour "bonus" is now being able to have it on your resume so you get more job opportunities in hollyweird lmaothe lead actress went from a literal whom on some CW show to now having studios beg for her to be in one of their new big feature
>>221054812i liked 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viCosY2u6YU
>>221054970never heard of this, what's the tldr, some brownoid bitching that they weren't paid 100k for an indie movie that might not have even broke bank?
>>221055107It was actually a gook who saw how much the movie was making and threw a meltie over not getting anything from the producer's profit
>>221054092foids on the ropes
>>221054092It helps that the actress is attractive too, everyone in Scary Movie is old an ugly.
>>221055107Here you goThe art director Sally Choi threw a meltie and proclaimed that she should have sabotaged the movie and stopped it from being completed if she knew how much money it made while only giving her $300 a day
>>221055401Congratulations. You just cracked the code.>hire attractive actors in their 20s to star in your moviesLets see how long it takes Hollywood to figure it out
>>221055621i miss harvey...
>>221055559it's so funny that if they just shut up and put the movie on their resume, they'd be chillingwho the fuck would want to hire this person now? lmao
we need more GTS content
>>221055961post sauce
>>221055961why does she look so fake?
>>221054092>Manchungus & Grondo still under 300 million
good movie
>>221056039>the grungleman and binkus is unironically going to end up behind Obsession, Backrooms AND Scary Movie
>>221054628>>221054661Exactly this. 02 + 28 + 03 = 33, but I wouldn't look too deep into it. We should just not really think about anything and consume the next product. You bros are very smart!
>>221056082I guarantee I IQ mog you, subhuman
>>221054092I’m obsessed
>>221056130You are probably the goyest cattle to ever walk the earth
>>221054420Its ok
>>221055979>>221056034it's AI retards
>>221054758>i swear theres a subset of women that are obsessed with rapeA subset called "all of them"?
>>221054420It's a net negative when she eventually takes off. There was a time when my ex was batshit in love with me, but the pain you're left with if it ends badly leaves you much worse than where you started. There are things in life much worse than being an incel, don't let any tranny or foid on here convince you otherwise. I dream about her every night and my sanity whittles away by the day
>>221056234Absolutely fucking terrifying, what is the answer? Why can't love just be easy? It feels like it's the one thing well within our grasp cosmically speaking and we(not me) still can't help but squander it in vain.
>>221054758Subset?
the academy can't ignore this movie right?
>>221055107God I love fat tits
>>221056321Honestly? I think the old PUAs were on to something when they told you to basically have 5 bitches in your phone to always have as options. And even in an LTR, you need to stay on edge by always keeping your social skills sharp. The paradox of love is that getting oneitis makes your gf stop liking you. You start getting loopy, sappy, less unpredictable, and start acting stupid. But then on the other hand, if you're successfully rotating talking to a bunch of girls and going on multiple dates, your brain will find it difficult to settle (which will again paradoxically make the women fall in love with you). It's definitely a conundrum and there's no easy answer short of finding the balance between being a manwhore and letting just enough human emotion leak to keep her on her toes.
>>221056458it can, and it will for homo nigger 35 (awards season 2026)
>>221054092I'm looking forward to the low budget rip offs with bad acting and nudity.
>>221054420Amazing shit. When you first realize it, if you're a gooner like me, you get a rush of dopamine and a near painful boner because you have a new toy.
>>221056234you sound like a teenager. you’ll outgrow that shit when you’re older
>>221056234sounds like doing heroin
>>221056458They literally don't even watch movies.
>>221054092Yeah. It's pretty good.Might even movie of the year for me.Haven't seen anything better in theaters as of it
>>221056458it can and it will
>>221054420Every other anon is lying to you, it's great in the initial stages, but then she asks what you are, she becomes suffocating, she keeps trying psychologically check you mentally to gain more power and control (women hate being in love and hate the men they love 95% of the time) You can't cave to her mind games, it's the psychological karate after the honeymoon phase wears off, and then there's also if you try to break things off they chimp out or ruin themselves to see if you still care. Unironically, be careful who you get attached to you.
>>221055559nigga I have 2 masters degrees and I only make $300 a day too... get tf over yourself lmao
>>221054758>>221054486
>>221054092The main actress in Obsession is hot (good)The actors in Scary movie are ugly (bad)It's that simple
bros I'm so lonelyI think being with a horrific mysterious entity might be better than becoming a wizard
>>221054174Why are you on a board dedicated to slop?
>>221057683I think being with a horrific mysterious entity might be better than having a gf
>>221054092So even the Chadliest of Chads are now seen as incels? Shits bleak, man.
>>221054420sometimes they stand in the corner at night and say creepy stuff, just like in the movie
>>221054092>Make good movie with resonant themes not run through a boardroom of harpies >Make the most insane ROI in film historyStudios won't get it but it does give me hope for audiences.
>>221054174So I can go back to release week in the archives and pretend I'm participating in the threads after I've seen them.
>>221055107Asian, and seems to think the director actually has 250mil in his pocket he is refusing to share with everyone.
I cant believe "Mando & Grogu" is an actual name LMAO
>>221054092Is it just me or does Bear's actor look like a young Robert Deniro?
>>221054138https://movies2watch.watch/movie/obsession-42521/
>>221058180>astroturf some shit horrorslop>"i got le hope for le audiences"
>>221054092How likely is it that Obsession can beat Mando?
>>221058631>international only 73m Based, turns out it's just another slop only ameriturds give a shit about
>>221054092scary bogged face
>>221054092Omg! Unprecedented! I'm still not watching your movie.
>>221058532it's not.
>>221054174I hear it's about a yandere girl? I plan to self-insert as the guy
>>221054092Dysgenic fertility.
>>221058656Obsession was only released in 30 countries at 2900 theaters, Mando was released in 53 at 4300 theaters.
>>221056234same. Had my first heartbreak in my early 30s and it took me like 2 years to sleep normally again. Never again
>>221054557It’s SARDO, accent on the DO!
>>221054177sensitive young men
>>221056458what lil goyim gon' do?
>>221055961I wish I had this fetish
Nikki was fucking the dudebro coworker the entire time Movie and actors reveal Nikki also actually also did like BearWhy are women like this?
>>221059351*liked him as a friend/brother.Bear had no chance, it was already over for him.
>>221054221Do you get to see her bare nipples? I’ll go see it if I get to see them
>>221058686YES YOU WILL
>>221059379>*liked him as a friend/brother.that was ian lying, who has already been shown to not tell bear the truth via the fucking or nikki lying so her and sarah dont fight over the same man
>>221058752Yeah, and Mando beat its brains out.
>>221054420You get suspicious as to why this person is into you, then the paranoia kicks in and you push them away. Months later you realize they actually liked you, but now you're just alone again.
>>221059379The actress confirmed it and Nikki talking about writing a love story and explicitly telling Bear now's the time to speak up were also tossing a softball for im But apparently was fucking bro on the side Alpa fucks, beta bux wins again
>>221059489Betabuxxing only worked 2010 or prior. Even having his own fully paid off place to himself wasn't enough.
>>221059489>explicitly telling Bear now's the time to speak up were also tossing a softball for himShe would have still friendzoned him if he said yes.it was a lose-lose question for him
Would a male version be as critically acclaimed? Good men are more commonly exploited for their money, status and stability compared to women getting raped
You guys did not realize Nikki liked Bear on the first watch through? I immediately picked it up.
>>221059548i think if you rewrite it to fit then it could work. make it so a man who is sick of his bpd schizo wife breaks up with her and she makes a wish that he will love her forever. instead of it being a possession he genuinely loves her more than anything to the point that he neglects everything. once he loses his job and he gains weight from not working out, due to spending all his waking hours obsessing over his girlfriend, she realizes that she no longer loves him but he won't leave her alone. real horror for women is the thought of a jobless ugly man loving you, so the possession angle is unnecessary.
>>221059690maybe im not the most fashionable but this outfit looks retarded to me.
>>221059548>>221059702oh, and the woman will end up calling the police on the boyfriend for stalking and harassment, getting him shot. she suffers no consequences and becomes a national hero.
>>221055979retard
>>221059702>>221059742(my last addendum)in the end she ends up broke and working double shifts as a waitress because she was fully relying on her bf to afford her lifestyle
>>221056034Because, and I don't know if you noticed, giants don't exist, retard.
>>221058656Are you saying the baby yoda movie isn't slop?>>221059717yeah it doesnice legs though
>>221059785>nice legs thoughtrue
>>221055847Exactly. Self sabotage from an overly socialized westernized Asian woman. A trainwreck.
>>221054092This movie and its discourse is redpilling zoomers about women at an unprecedented rate. They may become the chuddiest generation of all time because of it.
>>221054092>young woman are a huge part of the audience for this movie, learning to be judgmental and not to trust men after watching the movieFFS as if it wasnt hard enough trying to find a girlfriend.
>>221059717It is horrible. Even if it was good, she doesn't have the legs to pull it off
>>221054668I know this feeling, but the normies know anon, the normies know…
>>221054420It's flattering for a month, then annoying as hell
>>221054341Considering the plot was lifted directly from Bible Black they should just adapt the rest of the VN
>>221057629Kek
>>221057566theres a difference between a steady employmeny job and a comtract job. 300 a day isnt near ideal for the latter
>>221054092I'd laugh to the point of vomiting if Masters of the Universe overtakes Backrooms.
>>221054420Incredible while it lasts, then you'll feel worse than you ever have in your life when it's over.
>>221054420It's great until you realize it's all a lie
>>221054092does this mean Obsession is officially more successful than the black remake of From Dusk Till Dawn?
>>221059548No. The movie ends in 2.7 minutes when she calls the cops on any guy she isn't into that gives affection. Unlike bear, she wouldn't hang around trying to reverse the wish or be there for him. She would just send him straight to an insane Asylum
>>221059742>>221060957I feel like had Bear given her the branch as intended, she might've made her original wish she was rambling about wanting someone to love her so she could finish her book. Then Bear might've been that guy and would've gotten locked up in minutes
>>221059405she's never nakedshe doesn't even have lingerie scenes
>>221060535Just act like Ian to get the girl. The young foids will have their barriers up for guys who act like bear. Start Ianmaxxing
>>221054420they always leave.always.also depends if there's drama. is she cool or dramaticif she's dramatic it's gonna be a lot of pain a lot of stress.
>>221060770you're too self absorbed like the protagonist to see the truth. she told him in the car that if she loved somebody, they wouldn't know. that's very unnecessary to say unless she wanted to hint towards something.and she wanted to die because she had either been in sleep paralysis mode while her own body didn't just engage in loving acts but acted weirdly like further mutilating the corpse of a cat, or was stuck in the void and could regain awareness every once in a while.wanting to die would not have to do with anything about bear.
>>221061021This.>Nikki love being called Freaky Nikki by Ian as he slaps her face with his dick>Nikki hates being called Freaky Nikki by Bear as he spills his spaghetti
>>221054177Don't say that,I'm literally suffering from ED and I'm lonely.
>>221055559Ain't gonna read allat but she cute
>>221054221In this scene did she shit herself or something?
>>221055107They signed a contract where they just took the money instead of negotiating to get part of the profits if the movie took off.
>>221055559They should just have a generic catchall law to shut all these types up like>if a movie goes on to make 50M+, EVERYONE in the crew gets a flat 0.5% on the dollars made after 50M divided by the number of people in the creditsgpt says imdb says 128 people worked on the movie excluding speecial thanks, so this chick would get a 9.7k bonus and a drip feed of more if more people keep watching
>>221054092both movies look like dogshit desu
Watched this with a theater filled with zoomers. The girls were all thirsting over Bear’s ass
>>221061342Men are now more sexualized in movies than women. The entirety of Deadpool vs Wolverine was male sex jokes and emasculation but they would never show a woman’s tits or make jokes about them
>>221061359Bear actually has a nice ass unlike crusty old millennial/boomer actors
>>221061314Why would they have such a law or clause if the producers can keep all the money.Why would they give up something that they can already keep anyway?Are you retarded?
>>221061385It's a "there oughta be the law".I think it's good for society and even good for art if people who took part in making art that blows up get to catch some of that smoke too. It obviously doesn't work that way now, thus it's a...
>>221061118>head canonshe was stuck in hell dimension when she wasnt in control, the phone call confirms this. its canon. and youre one of the people who couldnt tell nikki liked bear.
Nobody would care about this movie in the slightest if Nikki's actress wasn't attractive.Makes you think
>>221061439>nikki liked bearIt was ambiguous on purpose
>>221061469(She didn't though(
>>221061498she did though
>>221061505>Obvious date rape allegory>"She might have liked me if I didn't drug he, bro, what does that have to do with anything!?"That's what you sound like.
>>221054420Like milkbags filled with pennies.
>>221061524She liked Bear. Ian was intentionally sabotaging him because he wanted to keep the whole perma-situationship thing going
>>221054092Threadly reminder than Ian did absolutely nothing wrong
>>221061524i guess the actress playing nikki must be a rapist for thinking that nikki liked bear then?
>>221054420It's an egotrip but you wait for the other hypergamy shoe to drop the whole time.It's fun to play girly mindgames with them and make them work for it.Of course now I'm fucking old and no one will ever put effort into getting me to fuck them but I was always the 'enjoy it while it lasts' type cynic.
>>221060988what the point then
>>221054420if the girl is cute its good. If the girl is uggo its horrible. All girls are uggo on the inside
>>221061609Yes, most women have rape fantasies. Also you shouldn't listen to women. The actress also believes that Nikki overcomes her situation in the long run while the (male) director says she's probably fucked for life.
>>221061653>while the (male) director says she's probably fucked for life.he also says nikki liked bear, wow according to you the retard, he must also be a rapist
>>221061710He's a YouTuber. It's basically guaranteed that he's at least a sex pest, and very likely a rapist
>>221061653What do you mean rape fantasies, the actress was saying she interprets Nikki as willing to give Bear a chance pre-wish; which is not so unbelievable considering a lot of people read Nikki as being vaguely flirty ("I can only talk to you about this sort of stuff, Bear.") touching him and her asking him if he likes her could be seen as her opening the door for him. Obviously irrelevant to the rest of the film if Bear/Nikki both survived the wish Nikki would want nothing to do with Bear.unless it's a different clip the director just says Nikki will spend the rest of her life in jail and doesn't really comment on her mental health. the actress saying she thinks Nikki can recover is a fine interpretation, the movie could have had Nikki just shoot herself but her surviving the wish in itself is pretty hopeful for the character...
>>221061780Nikki hated Bear. Ian says as much
>>221061889Ian (wrongly) thinks Nikki dating Bear is just a tactic to get back at him or make him jealous, he never says Nikki hates Bear
>>221055961>the most pathetic beta simp on /tv/ strikes againJust kys already.
>>221054420>Psycho bitch drives 12 and half hours across 4 states to show up at your work unannounced.>Psycho bitch shows up at your friends house looking for you unannounced.>Psycho bitch cries and tries to detain you when you finally tell her to fuck off.>Psycho bitch tells you she got pregnant and didn't tell you and aborted it without letting you know about it.Sometimes it's a fucking nightmare, anon.
>>221062103fag
>>221061232piss, shit and vomit
>>221054486>>221054584This movie is misandriest propaganda, it's literally just a pysop, it's part of the incel moral panic alongside metal like "adolescents"
>>221062125Virgin.
>>221055559Stuff like this only works if you also do the reverse, so if the movie bombs you get less money, but for some reason I have the feeling that that bitch wouldn't have agreed to work on it then.
>>221055559heh...women
>>221062242Hot
>>221060535Maybe for a month or 2 before people stop talking about it. It's not like people are gonna make this movie their personality. It's a solid horror movie, but not one of those movies that leaves a permanent cultural imprint.
>>221054092Noooo you can't top the box office with budgets under 10 million!
Why do people love this incel derangment syndrome junk so much. it's so on the nose with its feminist politics, its unwatchable.
>>221055559>I signed a shitty contract that didn't set my value as high as I would like>this is everyone else's faultWhy are women like this?
>>221055559Wait, did Inde and Bear's actor get a cut of the final profits? Or did the lead actors also make a couple dozen $K?
>>221062242If i bear I would have gladly licked her whole body clean using nothing but my tongue.i would gladly lick away her vomit clean from her body than order her to go naked and would lick her vagina to clean her off from her dried piss and than her asshole to clean her off from her dried waster and than would lick the floor clean from her filthy just to show my devotion.After that I would order her to go shower(in bath tub) and not to drain away any user water since it would be devoured by me personally.
>>221058631Unless Mando makes 330 times it's budget (54.5 BILLION dollars) it is forever a failure in comparison. It didn't even make money yet.
>>221062964All jokes aside, Mando should be at 900 billion by now. Not a success.
You are a massive cuck nu-male if you actually pay to watch this roastieslop.
>>221054092I liked obsession. It's overrated because it gets graded on a curve, but it's well made.But more of anything I'm glad that MCU of the Universe is bombing
Is this culture war thing ever going to go away or is the whole 21st century just going to be about turning normal people into monsters?
>>221054092I don't want sequels. Unless an aspiring comedian makes a monkey paw wish that makes them act like Jim Carrey around regular people. Jim Carrey being himself is scary shit.
>>221063324It's a very clever psyop, I'll give them that. "Anti-rape culture" is very hard to push without it being incredibly cringe, due to everyone already understanding that rape is immoral. But they've found a way to make a non rapist into a rapist, a concept they've been pushing for decades. This movie really feeds into the distorted modern push for consent fear porn Did that girl you hooked up with really like you? What if you used the law of attraction to take her against her will? What if your desire to hook up with her was itself a wish? We should remodel the laws further to include witchcraft and spells
the director already has a bunch of horror shorts on his channel and they are all unrelated, he'll probably want to work with a new idea rather than making a sequel
>>221054092Is it actually scary?
>>221061185>>221055559suey park 2
>>221061314so 200 crew get 100 percent of the profit if the movie had 300 crew, they get 150 percent of the profit (a genie will fix it)
>>221063854oh you said divided by the number of crew so for a huge movie it's like 250k divided by 250 people 1000 dollars do you think that would fix this complaint
>>221063689Scary if you've dated someone with BPD before. The acting is really good, so it'll give you flashbacks if you have
>>221058757It gets easier and less impactful every time anon, I actually think its a small price to pay to become emotionally bulletproof
>>221062857Probably not. Rumor is Inde got 20k. No source but sounds about right. It was funded entirely funded by some rando investor so he'll be getting the lions share. Barkers probably the only one who has a small backend
>>221063689Not really it has creepy moments and violence but it's more a dark comedy
>>221055559I feel the same way when I sell a shitcoin years before it randomly peaks
>>221063871So if it made 250 million, then the 200 million would be divided. So it would be a bonus of 4,000 divided by 250
>>221054420Depends how, there are different kinds.Generally they're all pretty exciting in the beginning, but that excitement depends on how hot they are (personality included, like, can they carry a conversation?)After that depending on how often you see each other it can get real old real fast.Some of them hang off your every word to the point where you end up thinking "are you a child?" and some of them are hella demanding and expect a ring after like 4 months (true story). They tend to just decide things without your input.But in the moment, when you're together, it's fun, like a little secret game where you can be physically fulfilled regularly.
>>221059405>>221061627You get to see shaved man ass
>>221060535They can't put the genie back in the bottle lads
>>221061259That bitch can cry me a river. It's not like this is something unheard of. The actors from Blair Witch Project were in a much bigger hit than this, a much better movie, they were actually on screen and also got screwed out of any money other than what they were paid for the job
>>221054177anons have reported the theaters are mostly women
>>221055559>I agreed to this low budget project because im not skilled enough to get a more attractive gig>Now it has breached expectations and generated far more than anticipated its time we "turn the tides" in the film industryHow the fuck does that even work? low budget projects usually dont make that much, force low budget studios and producers to split the proceeds equally? Sounds like communism to me
>>221055559>>221055136To be fair, it doesn't look like she's bitching about the rest of the crew (director and cast included) walking away with more than her. Her apparent complaint is that some mook who financed the production for a couple of hundred grand gets literal millions back, while the people who actually made the thing get peanuts. I'm not a heckin' commie, but that seems like a valid complaint to have, I'd be stewing too if I were her. The cast and the director at least get major publicity out of this and are guaranteed to get work, but what do the production people get? And I seriously doubt it's even allowed for them to negotiate a back-end %, so it's not like she's made a bad deal and is now blaming others for it.
>>221066704Went on Sunday and it was 90% couples.
>>221054092>$750k youtube shorts made by 20yos mogging star wars and michael jacksonlmao
>>221066890I'm debating going with mine, but the dynamic we have hews close to the premise (she is completely devoted to me, while I could take it or leave it) and I don't want her to get ideas. I think I'll see this one by myself.
>>221066860the mook took all the risk dumbass, so of course he gets all the money, if the production team had as much faith, they would have sold their houses and bought in, this is business, high risk, high reward
If Nikki liked Bear then explain why the Hansel and Gretel story was so incestuous
>>221067112>the mook took all the risk dumbassNominally, but for all you know the production money was nothing to him. If I give you a dollar, you artfully craft it into an origami masterpiece and sell it for 10k, am I then entitled to all of it?
>>221060535wtf is the point of being a woman if this is the propaganda they fall for?
>>221067349it's still his money and he spent it knowing he could have bought something else, that knowledge, that risk was his to take, you can't argue against it like some victim and expect anyone to take you seriously
>>221054092Oh no no no no no
>>221054221Why is this so cute imagine a girl being this dependent on you
>>221054092No no no no no Its never going to VOD!
>>221067164She would given him a try never said it would have worked out
Every woman seems to relate to Nikki. Why is this bros?
>>221054138Just wait until the relevant scenes are uploaded to youtube and watch a couple of them with an adblocker. Why waste hours of your life on trash you won't remember after a week?
>>221056458The only nom it really deserves is original screenplay and MAYBE best actress but Hathaway is probably already a lock for that this year if we're being honest. Nothing else was impressive enough and just because a good movie shit on slop doesn't mean it's best picture worthy.
>>221067702They'd rather die than fuck chud
>>221061889???
>>221068677Statistically Ian is more likely to be the rapist than Bear, confident, already consensually sexually successful, extrovert. But that would go against the Nice Guys are Incel Terrorists narrative
>>221054092James Cameron on suicide watch, Obsession about to top Abatap
>>221068677>Why do women stay in continue to orbit their rapists and abusers?>I'm glad you're lonely.I'm so fucking lost at this reaction.
>>221054420Please consult this instructional comic
Why didn’t he wish to become a wizard? Why not wish for inside knowledge on how and why and where these one-wish-willows are made? Why not wish to befriend the wishing force itself?
I guess the only movies that exist right now are Obsession and Backrooms. Film is in a bad fucking state holy shit
>>221069032Its because the retard executives like at Disney think people want infinite remakes
>>221065371Against 200m there would be a 750k bonus pool, split 250 ways everybody gets 3 grand and a 0.5% trickle feed on more gains.Mostly this is to solve this for small productions. I kinda don't give a fuck if someone working on avengers end game is salty their bonus is small because they had 5000 other workers on set, make mass market product, get mass market output.I kinda do care if someone in a small 3-100ish person set where they might've been the only lighting guy, or art director, or whatever, has no stake in the film's success. I don't even think the amount has to be huge to feel consideration was achieved, just notional and directionally>yeah, the movie wins, so you win too
>>221054092based
>>221069032>I guess the only movies that exist right now are Obsession and Backrooms.good. finally something original
>>221070270You have low standards faggot. Kill yourself jeet
Do you still think I’m pretty anon?
>>221068677Animated profile pic it’s prob a troon or really ugly chick who cares
>>221057683>>221058056ngl if Bear had just wisened up quicker to the true nature of the entity he maybe could have pulled it off. His real failing was that he was in complete denial about it. He kept on trying to reason with it and appeal to it as if it were a human being he could have an emotional relationship with, rather than a totally dependent thrall with no interior life. Not a bad deal but trying to treat it like a person was a recipe for disaster. The constant demands to 'just be normal' and 'be like Nikki' are what drove it over the edge, because it was trying to best to work out what he wanted through trial and error and Nikki was the one thing it couldn't possibly pretend to be. It seemingly took great effort to keep her bottled in and contained. Bear was torturing the poor thing instead of loving it and caring for it properly like any of us fine anons would.
he cute
>>221056458They literally gave the old lady from Weapons an Oscar. Basically anything is on the table at this point.
>>221055847"but think of the resume!" is for schmucks and never works out. it's all about the money.
>>221067702foids want to fit in
>>221070771tbf you can view that as a pity award they give older actors like a "this is for your body of work not just this movie" type thingplus her and her husband Ed Harris are like progressive activists too
>spineless guy uses magical item to wish the girl he likes to love him>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK MY SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK EVERYTHING KILL ME ALREADY">"uh...">*pukes and shit all over the place and kill his friends*>"omg wtf have I done" *off himself*>"whew, I'm fine now"Why do women feel identified with this?
>>221071650>"whew, I'm fine now"When did that happen? Was there an after credits scene?
>>221071686I meant the part where the wish breaks and she finally stops being possessed
>>221054174Because I heard it's good and I'm looking forward to seeing it.
>>221055559Why would you expect a percentage as the resident "art director" and coffeebitch? It's not like a film comes out and then they divide the profits evenly amongst the entire staff lmao
>damn i'm retarded. i wish she was retarded>AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M RETAAAAAARDED>holy shit she's retarded>I don't wanna be retarded please kill me :(>wtf? i'm retarded too bitch is that so bad?>AAAAAAAAA WE'RE RETARDEEEEED>holy shit i'm retarded *suicide*>oh no I was retarded AAAAAAAAAA
>>221056034because ai-slop is trained on pre-ai-slop (i.e 2020s disney movies)
>>221054092Death to goy wars and yidsney
>>221069032Be happy for it. This board is going to be fucking flooded nonstop with Toy Story and Supergirl threads in two weeks.
>>221072515>if Supergirl flopsSnydertards make threads about it nonstop for months on end>if Supergirl is a hitGunntards/WB shills make threads about it nonstop for months on endYea you're right it's going to be insufferable regardless.
>>221059690I did. Didn't make the rest if the movie more interesting
>tfw no lazy cheapskate gf
>>221072684Inde is an IRL MPDG.
>>221066685I think that was also the story of the original writer of the Witcher books (somehow), and the guy who drew the cover art for the original Doom, and I think both of them were in pissy moods about it too.
>>221072765Will she finally activate windows now? she earned like 20k with this film
>>221069024What would you do with those wishes?
>>221073017Doesn't mean microsoft deserves any of it.
>>221054092Remember when it was only total box office and nothing else?
>>221061374Bear IS a millenial, retard
>>221072765Someone needs to tell her about massgravel desu
>>221070688He looks like a faggot.
I keep hearing about this movie, but nobody has even described anything about it that is even a little bit scary. I see shit like this, and I'm bewildered. This is a rom-com with a crazy girl. This is a fucking yandere story, not a horror movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBg1aErv89k
>>221072765Who actually pays for Windows
>>221072515That's a shit topping on a heap of diarrhea
>>221055961wtf does this gave to do with obsession? Dude. You’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
>>221054177I thought this was a movie for women.
>>221054092I’m not going to see this (I saw backrooms instead and it was merely ok) but I’m glad it’s humiliating Disney. Imagine someone telling you a decade ago that a Star Wars movie would get its shit kicked in by two low budget horror movies. Kek
>>221072765she's just like me...
>>221054092
>>221072765someone report her to bill gates
>>221057629The concept of rape for women is just regret. Like, they have casual sex and then after they're like this shouldn't have happened therefore it's rape.
>>221072765kek
>>221054092It’s less that obsession is good as every other film is (most likely) complete utter trash. It’s more of a comedy than a horror film. Theatre I was in was full of laughs by halfway thru. The joke at the climax is funnier than the movie is scary at any point.Hot girl did good, blonde fat guy did alright same as other girl.The main character has absolutely nothing to work with. It’s the classic “I love you man” cuck ass character. Shit makes a movie so hard to watch. Inb4 >YOU MISSED THE POINTI get you’re supposed to be sicken by how much a piece of shit Bear is but everything he does is reactive, the only proactive things he does in the movie is literally make the wish, and trying to kill himself. That goes beyond insecurity, and to me causes a lot of the meaning of the film to be lost, like the whole cooking the cat really just shock factor and It doesn’t tie into their obsession with eachother at all. I’m sure that it’s supposed to be >she’s mad about the dinner the night before so that’s how she gets back at himAt no point does this villain that he is show “true” obsession with her. Like the scene she’s covered in shit his reaction is the complete opposite. You can say the movie is at a turning point but then you get into he’s beyond insecure he’s just insensitive and unfeeling. Then the whole “I’ll come over there anyway” text thing? After all the shit that’s happened no one has tried to do anything about the situation until this bitch at 3am? They even try to normalize her hanging out in her car at 3am. I really shouldn’t complain because that was the beginning of the end. Should have just cut to black when the gun was in his mouth.
I saw this Sunday morning at like 10:30 amI was literally the only person in the theater.It was a pretty good experience.
>>221072185Honestly a great summary and more creative than the film
>>221070830Usually true but this case is an exception, having a credit on a big hit with name recognition would have opened doors if she wasn't an idiot about it
>>221054812I used to think the sameGo back and watch 2 it’s awful.Go back and watch 3 and it’s pretty fucking funnyThe Yahtzee scene is honestly one of my favorite pieces of physical comedy ever
>>221074371It's mostly prolonged scenes of rising suspense and dread. Like you know something scary is coming. Not every one builds to a big scare moment though (which is good because it does keep you guessing). Some parts are fucking slow and boring though too, they felt like padding for runtime. There's a couple of cheap jump and LOUD NOISE scares. There's a few paranormal lore moments that are spooky, but more interesting than scary. The gore is laughably bad. Some parts are so dumb they're funny. The lead actress is really good though. It's worth going just to see her performance.
>>221054654It’s psycho girlfriend simulator
>>221061232Yes, he goes to work, she has the day off.She stands in the same spot the whole time he’s gone just pissing and shitting herself. Don’t know how exactly that’s obsessive but I’m sure someone will let me know…
I don’t get the hype on this one. It was boring as shit
>>221054177It's litterally all desperately lonely foids and closet bi lesians.
>>221054221>>221067540This is pretty much the levels of loyalty every wife prior to the 1960s had, without maybe the shitting herself and fake-charging you. Never forget what (((they))) took from you
>>221070270How is Backrooms original if it is based on a walking simulator?
This was scarier than most jump scares in other horror movies
>goes full Karen on Bear for calling her “freaky Nikki” while fucking his best friend behind his backShe deserved it. Bear was the victim and not the villain.
>>221054177It does cast a wide net, horror usually does well and it appeals to both foids and lonely dudes although the former is way more likely to actually go watch it.
>>221078086Only time movie made me jump
>>221078086wtf am i looking at
>>221058708I hear it's about a yandere girl?Yes. It's a somewhat of a deconstruction of that trope.>I plan to self-insert as the guyIf you are a spineless doormat loser of a man who simps for women he will never have a chance with, go ahead. That's Bear.>>221075270>It’s more of a comedy than a horror film.THANK YOU! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.>Theatre I was in was full of laughs by halfway thru.It was more like chuckling for when I went. I had to stifle my laughter as to not disturb the other moviegoers.>>221075371Lucky you.People were polite at my movie theater, tho.I was probably the oldest one there.Maybe I was only one was old enough to legally drink at my screening. It felt a little weird. No one bothered me tho.
>>221054092I'll never watch this movie nor any movies made after 2008, but isn't the premise botched on the account that a guy with decent looks would never simp for one girl to the point of having a pact with the devil? Just tell me it's as retarded as I think it is
>>221079380It was an accident. Bear fumbled her hard and basically just made a wish on a stupid novelty gift as a way to cope. He didn’t think it actually worked
>>221079394I don't know the details, I only deduced that the main guy has a crush on a girl, she doesnt want him so he makes her want him, dont know how exactly. It backfires. But even then a normal guy just finds someone else, this premise would work perfectly if they were teenagers, those do developed psychotic oneitis syndromes
>>221078972>If you are a spineless doormat loser of a man who simps for women he will never have a chance with, go ahead. That's Bear.If we include 2d women that's basically every retard that's ever posted on this website including me and you
>>221078677Analogy for a drugged woman realizing she was about to fuck an incel
>>221079380Nobody owes you anything you pompous faggot, lower that ((((nose)))) you’re wagging around in the air
>>221054138no singles policy for obsession at the theaters right now. Good move
>>221079469Bear is hot though. He’s definitely hotter than Ian who she canonically was fucking.
>a good horror now is a movie about zoomers simping and being cuckedholy goyslop
>>221054221teen drama slop made for women and gay men. how fucking dumb are you?
>>221079503If that's true, I don't owe anything to anyone else, therefore I will continue shitting up the place by giving out my unsolicited opinion.
>>221060988>>221065550its not even light porn for zoomers to jerk off to, lmao how fucking retarded do you have to be to watch this shit
why was she writing hansel x gretel incest rape fanfiction?
>>221079695Because it was about Bear. She saw him as a brother.
>>221079589That's pretty existential shit to be fair
>>221079749Good movies used to be about portraying interesting ideas in an interesting (cinematic) manner, not a poor reflection of psychosis eating through neurotic retards you get to experience every day. The amount of time it took for all the media to go from good to shit is exceptional, this planet needs to blow into smithereens
>>221079695because its just meant to scare you same with the cat, the walking backwards, its just the demon being creepy and using a classic childrens story and adding incest to be as creepy and scary as possible
>>221075657He told her to stay right there and she did it. But also, she loves him more than anything else in the world: meaning she doesn't care about anything else but him. When he's not around, she doesn't function.
>>221054092I was the only guy in the theater for this. And I went to see it alone. It was a very scary experience. I'm pretty sure all the women wanted to kill me.
>>221058631I hate international audiences so goddamn much.
>>221059379She asked if he liked her outside the car. She would never do that if she ACTUALLY friendzoned him. Sarah was a jealous lying WHORE, and Bear's friend was a typical lying CHAD. They both deserved to die.
>>221079663zoomers don't like nudity or sex. in fact, the only sex scene in the movie was a rape scene featuring man-ass close up in the camera. even despite all this, it's still a sexy movie because the crazy girl is hot and also completely insane
>>221061441The movie wouldn't make sense if she wasn't attractive. None of the three main characters would give a fuck about her or what she's doing if she wasn't hot. There would be no story. No point.
>>221080173you are retarded if you think shes attractive enough to get fucked up over
>>221063689It's very scary if you can place yourself in Bear's shoes. It's literally an unwinnable situation and you're dating an irrational paranormal-style demon. But divorced from the self-insert role, it's more ridiculous than anything else.
>>221070381This just isn't true. It would be fine if she was just like a subservient housewife, but she literally refuses to be normal in any situation. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cvsOGuH5hUWhy the fuck is walking backwards? Why is she shitting and pissing on herself? Why does the "original" Nikki keep trying to come out and then disfigure her face? This relationship cannot work because she refuses to be normal.
>>221074806I saw both in a back-to-back feature and Obsession was better. Backrooms is fine but there's nothing to think about after you leave. Obsession is probably the best movie I've seen this year. Which is not a huge compliment, movies are just trash now. As far as trailers go, that CIA movie looked like it might be okay. The Spielberg movie looks like outdated garbage.
>>221075270Dude, you just reminded me of a huge problem I had with this movie. Why was she so obsessed with this fucking cat? Like digging it up is one thing, but why the fuck would you fucking cook it? What does that have to do with loving someone? It makes zero sense. Why did she cook the cat? Why did she cook the fucking cat? She didn't need to cook the cat!
>>221078086This is rape. This is what every woman goes through. Why do you think they called him "Bear"? It's because he's a 'nice guy'. The guy you would choose to be stuck with in the middle of the woods. Any woman would choose 'the bear', but guess what? It still rapes you. Men are rape.
>>221079380Bear is a spineless loser and he's infatuated with this girl. The cute asian coworker likes him and he doesn't care because he's obsessed with this one girl. And the film heavily hints she would be willing to date him if he wasn't such a useless pussy. This isn't a story of him being rejected, because to be rejected would require him to actually do something proactive.
>>221079836She was so hot in this scene, especially with the camera light making her eyes glow. Fuck I had to squirm in my chair to hide my boner. I hear the projectionists can see if you have a boner. Do theaters even still have projectionists? Everyone who works there is like 14.
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>>221080505modern theaters have cameras near the front by the screen with near perfect night vision and can see everything
