Fuck you.
I liked it but didn't dwell on it. It reminded me of some short stories I have read or a Twilight Zone episode. Then I went online and saw all these people seething about it. I don't get it. Some movies are kind of a bummer, that's just how it is.
Why didn't they just fly back?
>>221057052Their ship didn't fly so good.
>>221057052Going too fast and limited maneuverability following asteroid collision Would they really have gone insane? Just eat the algae and chill
>>221056952>have everyone on the ship go to one side of ship>run full force across the ship and bump into the wall>ship turns around/thread
>>221056952Youd think a gigantic ship of this magnitude would have some backup plans for emergencies like escape pods or whatever
the last few scenes saved the whole movie
>>221057213They did, but ALL their backups were basically knocked out with the one incident.It's a really interesting movie; it's definitely a slow burn (that's kind of the point) but so few works of fiction highlight or even mention the effects of time dilation to convey the sheer size of space in between celestial bodies.Of course Interstellar uses it a bit, but the best is still Gunbuster.
>>221057052they had to dump the fuel so the ship didnt explode. they had no way to change course>>221056952yeah that was basically the message of the film
The chance to hit a meteor in space is literally 0.
>>221056952I watched it up until the orgy then got sad because I can't have debauched ritualistic sex.or any sex for that matter
What, you didn't enjoy dread and misery of the highest order? PUSSY. this movie is kino and so underappreciated
Orbital mechanics don't work that way. They were going to Mars, not leaving the system. Why so much delta-V?
>>221057550they were yuropoor shiti n mall $12 budget dogshit movie
>>221057580In English please
>>221057158Spoiler alert for the shitty Kim Stanley Robinson book Aurora: So there's this generation ship, and they get to Trappist and decide its gay, so half the ship goes back to Earth in cryosleep, but the earth is not anticipating a return and has no time to slow them with pulsed laser, so they spend like a century looping around the solar system burning off momentum. Only like a few hundred actually get to Earth, but for decades people in all the colonies are watching this ship just cruise through their atmosphere like "yup, there's Aurora, trying to slow the fuck down." Kinda crazy.
>>221057438it was a bolt. random space debris from some wrecked ship or satellite.that doesnt make it more likely
>>221057438>>221057622I keep hearing that, but why?
It's funny how Swedish the movie is.>main conflict is how we shouldn't descend into scapegoating members because samförstånd>unconventional relationships for no reason>something something nature spirit and paganism>you all took too much so now you must sufferIn Britain it's a comedy called Red Dwarf with themes of class, failure, administrative process and people finding comradery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV0hwZwNQZcI'd like to see it get remade in other countries where they just run with the concept.
>>221057627because space is mostly space? even in an asteroid belt its still mostly space
>>221056952Great idea for a movie but why did they have 2 middle aged lesbians scissoring with their adopted son as the main cast? completely ruined the fucking movie and showing these hag characters naked made me nearly puke
>>221057640smeghead
>>221057664youre either 8 or a pedo. fuck off
>>221057664What's your issue with that
>>221057438Depends on where you are and how many. It looked like:>all of humanity was flying out>along a common route to MarsStill improbable but not impossible and people already have to think about it for Earth's orbit.>>221057568Whenever you notice something like that, a slingshot did it.
>>221057640In the US a small group of passengers would just call themselves chosen while manipulating the rest of the ship to give them their rations and labor.
>>221057771earth orbit is filled with crap we put there. very different situation
>>221057438>The chance to hit a meteor in space is literally 0.Even if you hit a grain of sand it would cause big problems for your ship travelling anywhere near the speed of light.
>>221057809Are they eventually overthrown by a woman with blue hair and a black guy?
>>221057771How do you slingshot something to a velocity that escapes the solar system
>>221057868Seemingly but they were just controlling that faction as well. No matter who wins, the greater good loses.
>>221057851this ship was taking a long journey to mars. they werent going anywhere near the speed of light
>>221057760They're old and ugly and I don't want to see them naked and I especially don't want to see them scissoring or having sex it's just nasty and they already had some indian guy as the ship's captain why did the cast need to be so diverse where all the characters are either brown or gay
>>221057897Puritan American retard, got it.Also that actor is Iranian.
>>221057886By slingshotting it again. Voyager that shit.
/tv/ talking about physics.
>>221057923We intended Voyager to go beyond the system, this ship was going to Mars.
>>221057886Doesn't take much. The sun's influence drops off quite a bit once you've got a little momentum going, New Horizons is going to escape the solar system and it didn't slingshot around anything.
>>221057937well it got thrown off course trying to avoid space debris and they had to dump the fuel to not blow up, so no, at that point it was no longer going to mars
Okay, imagine being handed a piece of string, getting blindfolded and then being let into a warehouse the size of the sun. Somewhere in that space a needle is floating around. Your chance to needle it in the first 30 seconds is about 3 magnitudes higher than you hitting ANY object from here to the outer edges of the milky way.
>>221058008That's not literally 0. I accept your concession.
>>221058008retard
>>221057514How, dude? How do people fail to get laid these days??I have a gf, and I'm sleeping with two other girls on the side. I just meet them on an app, chat like a 4channer and they let me stick it in unprotected. It's amazing.I mean, I'm hot, so that probably helps, but the point is, you need to apply yourself.
>>221058835>they let me stick it in unprotected
>>221058835>I'm hot, so that probably helpsgee you fucking think?
"Fantasy and love stories in space" sci-fi fan exposed to, "I just read an article about this theory or piece of technology. Here's 300 pages on how fucked that would be if it was real with my barely disguised politics thrown in" sci-fi.
I liked the movie and wished it was longer. Seemed to go to fast but was a bit all over the place. Maybe have less random story lines and focus on the good ones.I liked the concept and it was funny watching the Eurocuck style of a spacepocolypse film. It was also retarded in an interesting way. Like everyone turning into vegetables staring at the floor to go into VR. Very low budget and very Swedish somehow. Do Swedish people often lay on the ground face down with special pillows? Also the lesbian constantly chasing dick was classic funny. American Star Trek, a voice programmable holodeck that literally makes whatever you want from food to combat to a roller coaster park.Swedish space cruise, lay on the ground with a special pillow and see some trees. >>221058008You posted this in /sci/ get a life retard. >>221058835Anon has herpes, kek
>>221057809In Argentina the ship would explode 5 minutes into the journey because it was built by cheap Peruvian labor and most of the budget was used to buy ETFs
>>221057079Goddammit anon :)
>>221056952i couldnt even get past 10 minutes of this movie trying to pass of a concrete parking garage as a space ship
>99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% of space is completely empty>for all we know, Earth is the only habitable planet in the entire universe>if there's another planet, it'd take us millions of years to get thereWhat did God mean by this?
>>221056952https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7589524/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_aniarathought this was a new movie
>>221060108With nuclear propulsion (detonating nukes behind a spaceship in sequence) it would take us a relatively short amount of time to reach the next star system.The down side is that nuclear testing is banned in space so nothing was done with that idea since then.But technically if shit had to get done fast that would be the way they solve it pretty fast.
>>221057627imagine a guy with a magical gun shooting from the top of the alps towards americathen there is a guy with a magical gun shooting from the top of the empire state building towards europethey both shoot once and their bullets hit in mid flight.given the size of a ship and the vastness of space hitting something during interstellar travel is even more unlikely than that.
>>221057287Why do children watch this shit, instead of something cool, like zoids? Oh wait, its all 50 year old pedophiles
You can tell it's made by snowniggers because there's no mutiny.Bootlicking is in their germanic blood.
>>221060108relative years.with an engine capable of delivering a constant, unlimited acceleration of 1g we could actually reach every point in the universe (yes the entire universe) during a humans lifetime but of course outside the ship way more time would have passed.
If I was on the ship I would smirk, extend my fist, punch through the hull with 2 inches of windup, and then jump out, propelling myself to mars with a single leap. I would exhale in one big burst to form a protective layer of ice around myself which would harden and keep me in stasis until I land but not before a wicked, smug grin forms on my lips. Your response swedes?
>>221060411Aren't the galaxies groups distancing from each other at light speed? Not that it would matter much, becoming a type 3 civilization with the milky way would already be incredible
>>2210588355/10. Better than a amatuer but still not hood.
>>221060278>a relatively short amount of time I think its 40 years, 1/10 the speed of light for 4 light years to get to one (actually a 3 star cluster). 60 years for the second star.
>>221057897>>221057664Thanks for the spoiler, anon. Now I know I'll never watch this shitCater to normal people next time
>>221062239You didn't miss anythingIt really, really wants to be hard sci-fi but it's written by a woman
>>221062281Sci fi is really deader than dead
>>221056952Best "classic" sci-fi since Ex Machina
>>221056952maybe the worst movie i have ever seen
>>221063357If you say this the worst movie you have seen. you have horrible taste.
>>221058835Raw dog? With strangers? Are you insane mentally retarded or high?I have intimacy issues sure but how are you not terrified of pregnancy, or much worse, getting a nasty std for life like boils and warts on your penis oozing sores in your DNA forever or even aidsDo you just say fuk it yolo? Stimulants?
So what was the deal with that spear they found?
>>221056952They should've sued the hell out of the producers of Avenue 5.
>>221057196Everyone is ignoring this because it would work
So at the end it was just like, the descendents have been there for hundreds of thousands of years, but somehow still have food/water, but I guess have lost power and evolved into like weird cave dwelling people with no eyes or something? I don't remember that last shot exactly.
>>221060108>99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% of space is completely empty>for all we know, Earth is the only habitable planet in the entire universe>if there's another planet, it'd take us millions of years to get there>we are basically prisoners with a limited amount of time and resources>the people of power obsessed over the petty shit, genocides and war>the little man is obsessed by conventional knowledge, stereotypes and a permanent search for an enemy>a few arguments for continuous existence of mankind basically is 'well that poet wrote a darn good poem' and 'well this isn't THAT bad'>this goes for thousands of yearsI LOVE HUMANITY.
>>221057287it looks cool but doesn't make any sense
>>221058835>I mean, I'm hot, so that probably helpsLEAVE
>>221063425>random beth in the wildshe's not even popular wtf
>>221064109There is no answer. No one in the movie is able determine its origin or purpose.It's only there as a plot point to show characters latching onto false hope.
Everything secular is never hopeful it's just misery porn.
>>221064379Sometimes i ask myself what would our civilization look like if we all cooperated to move humanity forward, it's so strange that it's something tecnically possible but actually impossible
>>221057287Would this work in real life?
cool poster
>>221064311No anon they all turned to dust, the ship was empty at the end.
>>221064311yes. the water/algae system was self sustaining and turned out to be very efficient. Light bulbs eventually die though.
>>221064311They only lasted 24-25 years from the start of the film. In Year 10, the algae becomes contaminated after MR gets her "medal". In Year 24, there were only maybe a dozen left (on the now almost powerless ship) who were so weak they were guaranteed to be dead within a year at best. The Year 5,981,407 scene shows a clearly dead and empty ship in the Lyra Constellation passing an earthlike world.
>>221068882Imagine the ayys were shocked to discover spooky skellingtons and fossilized fecal matter on the walls of the ship
>>221056952>leave a woman in charge of AI>said AI commits suicide
>>221068979It makes me wonder what we'd do in if we got a mysterious ayy ship roll up into orbit one day and when we finally go up to see inside its desiccated corpses and weird religious sculptures and paintings. Something like that would fuck us up and it's an event that will get much more common as the universe ages.
