>>221058603
Sit back, relax, and welcome it.

rape

Jog toward the epicenter

I don't know how to hot wire a boat so just politely ask for a ride at the dock and kill them if they refuse.

>>221058603

I’m not surviving it so I’d probably beat off and have a coffee.

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hide under water when the blast wave comes

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hold my beloved wife under our cozy blankets and acknowledge we had a long, beautiful life together. finalize any afterlife plans: i.e. if we end up floating in space forever i would remove my pajama bottoms and tie one leg to her ankle and the other leg to my ankle so we don't accidentally float away from each other.

>>221058603
Crawl into a sewer and hope for the best.

>>221058603
>30 minutes to survive
No such thing. If you only have 30 minutes left then you're one of the lucky few who got a warning and a quick death.
>>221058724
If you're at sea and especially in a submarine or ship you can survive the initial attack because water is great at absorbing and blocking radiation that far out.

>>221058633
>Turns out to be a false alarm

>>221058787
>Erm... no hard feelings, Mr. Babish.

>>221058603
if you get RIIIIIIIGHT under the bomb when it blows up there's a safe spot, i'm going for that!

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Take some neat pictures of the blast

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>>221058756
Is it time to reclaim surface world?

>>221058819
did Andrew Rhea actually get raped?

>>221058827
Why is this only animated? it should have actually happened to america

>>221058787
double down

>>221058603
idk die i guess

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Cry!

>>221058827
>this is what retards think a nuclear blast is like

>>221058827
i live in the bay area and pray for this exact thing to happen every day so i can die along with a lot of other people here especially all of silicon valley who have destroyed the world, imagine if silicon valley got nuked and how much better the world would be

>>221058890
Edgy
&
passively suicidal
nice touch

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nukes are absolute cinema

All i know is what the terminator taught me. Never stop fighting, and i never will. The battle has just begun

>>221058603
>people running away from an ICBM
>on foot
I mean I know that deep down we are all impulsive animals, but still...

>yeah so uh we just split the atom and the energy of an atom just... exploded everything
Am I supposed to just... believe that?

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>>221058925
We need a good old fashioned nuclear war movie
>Threads
>The Day After
>Testament
>Fail Safe
>By Dawns Early Light

>>221058963
Yes anon, atomic bombs are made up of one single atom and that's it

>>221058996
Why dont they just hire suicidal guys with subatomic knifes to slice the air atoms?

>>221058925
for me its the Davy Crockett launcher

Pull out my surfboard and surf the nuclear blast wave which allows me to accelerate enough to travel back in time and stop the nuclear attack.

>>221058787
Start apologizing faster than Eminem

>>221058603
Jack off
Jack off some more
Kill self

>>221059014
we live in a society that coddles people now and doesn't teach young men how to strike atoms asunder with nanoblades

>>221059055
Do you have any reverence towards God, my son?

>>221059070
Enough to know that he'd forgive me for not trying to outrun a nuclear bomb.

>>221058885
>retard believes nukes exist
ngmi

>>221058603
As my Vietnam veteran father always said, "Put your head between your legs and kiss you ass goodbye.."

>>221059094
>As my baby killer Vietnam veteran father always used to say
Woah, cookie dookie dudee!

>>221058603

Seal up your windows and doors and move to the center of the building apartment or house you live in and hope you are car enough away from the epicenter of the nuclear bomb explosion.

>>221058842
He's always been really vague about exactly what happened to him during the assault.

>>221058969
The cast of By Dawn's Early Light is so fucking stacked, it's unreal.

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>>221058882
Have another WEBM.

>>221058787
>Uhhhh... awkwaaaaaaard

>>221058603
I wouldn't do single thing. I would listen to the screams of faggots, niggers, and their subhuman children as they face total annihilation and reach a state of pure catharsis. And that's what no one else did.

i'd do a barrel rolll (tap Z or R twice)

>>221059284
>t. Rorschach

>>221059284
yeah bowel catharsis maybe you little queer

Hide in a corner of my basement with my bug-out bag for the blast, then wait there 2 days (~2 weeks if close to target or down wind), get out.
Nukes are overrated.

>>221059486
bio weapon are way scarier than nukes

>pour as much water as I can ino jugs
>place mattress in a manner to protect from initial blast
>soak more shit in water like mattress and towels to help block more neutrons
>wait minimum10 days and lose some weight
>realize most radioactive shit that can hurt me is now gone and flee to safety while wearing a mask

>>221059052
Lmfao

>>221059540
Agua protects you from radiation?

>>221059538
I agree. One of the scariest things I ever heard in one of those hypothetical disaster shows was this:

>Everyone in this country should go to bed each night thanking God that Ted Kaczynski was a mathematician and not a molecular biologist.

Nothing, because nukes aren't real

>>221058620
Same, I would just toss on Asmongold's stream and wait for the sweet mercy of death.

>>221058603
die

>>221058724
Until the intense heat of the nuclear reaction boils the water and you.

>>221059887
Yes.

>>221059893
What is this schizo bullshit? Is it the same retards that claim space is fake and all that other garbage? When you're a subhuman faggot, do you know you are one? Maybe you're reading reddit, masturbating in your own feces, do you go "wow, it's crazy how much of a nigger I am", you guys do that?

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>>221059540
based retard.

I'd spread my asshole towards the blast

CRAWL OUT THROUGH THE FALLOUT BABY

>>221058603
i would run down the street of the highway and hide under a low bridge. if the nearby town was nuked the angle of the bridge would keep me safe from the blast and light. idk about radiation but i could go in the lake for a bit like a bog person or go into a building that wasnt blown up

fuck my neighbor's wife

Give me your favorite post nuke kino.

>>221059929
It's just weird contrarian /pol/ garbage

>>221059893
Thank God I was worried about this shit. Atoms arent bananas and they can't split.

probably just chug half a bottle and start calling people niggers

I would get as close as possible to the blast zone. That would be about as painless a death as you could wish for.

>>221059929
Holy melty

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Anons should read / listen to pic related if you want to know how absolutely cooked (literally and figuratively) we are in the event of a nuclear exchange.

>>221059929
quite the reaction to a shitpost
very odd things to say
i think i'm noticing..

>>221059975
>Written by a woman
Pass.

>>221059929
>quoting se7en

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21gaUp1DvVs

>>221059014
we tried to get warwick davis to do this but an anon had already bashed his head in

>>221058827
I'm all for destroying San Francisco but at least leave the bridge untouched.

>>221058926
>The battle has just begun
the battle against cancer

>>221059975
grifter slop

>>221059975
jacobsen is full of hot air. a lot of her scenarios are so contrived it's hard to take any of her other work seriously.

>>221059993
>t. poetry writing faggot mother fucker piece of SHIT

>>221059975
>Jacobsen
DEBOONKED lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-eLNCCQXr8

>>221058603

Rape and murder as much as I can, also......

https://jumpshare.com/share/07QF8XQwqHQxzP6Wg0r0

!!!FACT!!!

>>221059540
I would dehydrate myself completely by jacking off to huge jugs

Find and overdose on fentanyl

>>221058603
>nearest metro station is only 15 minutes away
>60 feet underground, concrete vault
I'll be fine

>>221059218
>>221058882
This movie terrifies me every time I think about it

>>221059246
well THAT just happened...

>>221059159
It's pure kino

>>221058603
Take viagra and hide under the table

I had this dream 2 days ago. Basically making a walking sim where you wake up and there's a post saying 'TKD in 30, wish me luck'; but there is nothing directing you to look at the computer or that post specifically, so you will have less warning or none at all.
It sucks having foresight, you stlil can't really do anything and nobody will listen.

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hire a homosexual helicopter pilot

>>221058603
You're implying surviving it at all. If that's the case you gotta be outside the range of the blast, so I guess hit the road and drive as fast as I can away from any targets?

>>221058603
>>TFW 30 minutes to survive a nuclear attack.
Nukes only destroy a 5 mile diameter. Just drive 10 miles away and go inside you will be fine.

>>221058603
Watch a Hassan stream so I know how to think about it

>>221060156
imagine not having a car

>>221059121
Konichiwa dude!

>>221060200
Fuck that, I'm just going with Tasha Yar directly. Do I really want to spend the rest of my life repopulating the world with Mare Winningham?

>>221060235
imagine missing the point that hard

>>221059538
Yeah it's called the migration crisis.

I'd climb into my refrigerator and safely hide from the blast. Surely Indiana Jones wouldn't lie to me.

>>221059887
Yeah that Mexican water Vaush was talking about is strong stuff.

start digging

>>221060103
>Break into home to rape woman
>Can't get it up due to performance anxiety
>Muster up half a chub and just jerk off in her face
>Cum in 2 minutes
>Blast happens before refractory period is over
>Last moments are you embarrassed and ashamed as the woman laughs at you

>>221059121
Konichiwa dude!

>>221060259
immigration

I parry it.

>>221059916
even the tsar bomba detonating right on top of an ocean would just evaporate the top couple inches of water, with no noticeable change in temperature to the remaining liquid. the shockwave is what would kill you.

>>221060246
work harder. buy a car

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>>221059975
i avoid 99% of female writers. convince me to read it

Nukes are demonic

>>221059052
lol'd

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>>221058830
No.

>>221058603
Nuke them back.

>>221059540
>like, soak stuff in water, then you're invulnerable
I don't get it. what's going on ?

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>>221058603
Rush to /pol/ for the happening threads

>>221058603
>environment destroyed
>most likely got exposed to super lethal dose of radiation
nigga why would you even want to survive a nuclear attack? Just wish for it to fall on your head instead. Quick death is better

Nuclear attack isn't what people think it is, and it won't unfold as people think it will.
For nuclear attack to be like the movies, 10,000's of individual people have to make a series of decisions repeatedly over the course of 48-72 hours after first strike, some of those decisions include to leave or not leave your post to go be with family. There are probably even people in weakest-link positions within the chain of command that don't even agree with their current head of state, but they're soo deep on a bureaucratic chain of command that the current head of state has never had reason or cause to know that persons name.
Add to that, only major iconic cities are really going to be targets.

So, what will i do?
Call all of my family, tell them head to the nearest store and stock up on as much long lasting food as possible (we're Australians so water isn't an issue, i have 200k litres of drinkable water to go in tanks already), tell them to take any and all weapons as well as to go buddy system and just walk out with as much as they can - anyone even looks at you wrong take an aggressive posture.

Second priority is stealing as many generators as you can carry, and stealing as much fuel for the jennies as possible.

>>221060786
Why do people think a single nuke blows up the entire planet? In 30 minutes you can take a shit, shower, shave, eat a light breakfast and drive out of the damage/radiation zone... This isn't a big deal it's just a nuke.

>>221059929
The only nukes you've seen are Hollywood produced videos. They literally used miniatures, and in one of the most famous clips, a car appears magically behind one of the buildings as the explosion goes off.

The only witnesses to a "nuke" were the Japanese, and they wouldn't have known the difference between large bombs and so-called nukes.

Japan was firebombed.

There are buildings that survived that should not have survived a nuclear blast, and all the damage is consistent with firebombing.

Sorry anon, you fell for the psyop to end all psyops, the psyop that made the world fall to their knees before America. And it was all a lie.

>>221060795
retard just drive 5 miles in any direction away from the nuke and continue being a drunk bogan

During the cold war, mainstream American media fearmongered this exact scenario. Today, it's the internet that is doing it. Nothing has changed.

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>>221058620
>

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>>221060843
cockmonger

>>221058620
>>221060864
When you realize life has no meaning, death holds no fear.

>>221060875
you can't shitpost when you're dead

>>221060890
True. That's probably the only thing I'd miss.

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>>221060911
>>221060875
If life has no meaning then enjoy it - why be sad if nothing matters? enjoy stoopid lyfe, fren

>>221059540
did you perhaps write When the Wind Blows as an autobiography?

>>221060923
My favorite part is when the wife's like
>oopsies, it said we can use our basement instead, we totally have one don't we honey?
>yup
cinema

>>221059540
>>place mattress in a manner to protect from initial blast
thatll do it. bomb shelter manufacturers just went out of business

>>221060030
fuck dante

>>221059888
I, too, read The White Plague in middle school.

>>221060158
Crazy to think this could literally happen over something as irrelevant as India and Pakistan feuding over their retarded religious differences.

Imagine that.

Sorry anon, your mom is dying of a million cancers because the two worst countries on Earth had to duke it out for zero reason.

>>221061030
>bomb shelter manufacturers
That isn't even a real business unless you mean tornado bunkers

>>221060218
This. They’re a lot less destructive than you’d think. No country is going to waste a bomb on suburbia either so you’re pretty safe as long as you don’t live near a military installation.

>>221061074
>no country is going to waste one of their thousands of nukes on the bureaucratic, transport, and industrial heart of a nation

>>221059899
>Spending your last moments watching Asmongoy
Holy faggot

>>221061074
completely destroying a 5 mile radius IS insanely powerful for a bomb but yeah people have a cartoon idea of nukes like it's going to blow the entire world up. All the nukes in the world detonated at once wouldnt even come close to a fraction of the power requires to even damage the planet. USA will never be nuked because we live in the middle of the ocean. Middle east will probably be nuked at wsome point.

>>221061091
>my mom told me not to eat poop but i still do

Nuclear war is a hoax that man perpetuates to please our alien masters who forbid us from using nuclear weapons.

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>>221058620
this

>>221058851
>jealous cope

>>221060920
That's the thing. If existence had any purpose whatsoever, this would be the utmost joy imaginable. This sentiment is what gave false hope to all the religions of the world. Unfortunately, if you are intelligent enough, you know that there is none to be found. We are dogs with the power of speech. We are less than that. We are trees that can type on a keyboard. None of these expressions are consequential.
Look, here is a tree in the garden and every summer is produces apples, and we call it an apple tree because the tree "apples." That's what it does. Alright, now here is a solar system inside a galaxy, and one of the peculiarities of this solar system is that at least on the planet earth, the thing peoples! In just the same way that an apple tree apples!”

>>221060864
That guy looked a bit rapey, I thought he would've forced Harry to do unspeakable acts..
Get the downs take your meds

>>221061103
There's no consensus on the climate effects of a nuke. Some scientists a few years back speculated that even a small scale nuclear war might guys massive shifts in average temperatures; enough to cause mass famines.

>>221061160
yeah and the planet is getting 1 degree hotter every year praise heckin science

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>>221061160
insanely retarded.

>>221061206
>some climate scientists were inaccurate once therefore I will never trust climate science ever again

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>>221058756
You have to fight them

>>221061245
disingenuous post

>>221061262
Is that what those people who were entering NY sewers recently were doing

>>221061160
t. joe rogan

>>221059929
pro nuke psyops, they want to use them

>>221061103
To the Europeans, yeah. One nuke would obliterate a huge fraction of their country. One nuke in the US wouldn’t even delete Jacksonville, Florida.
>>221061091
Ah yes, the heart of travel and industry that is San Dimas, California. How will we live without San Dimas.

>>221061160
Any nuclear physicist will inform you that every single nuclear warhead on the planet detonating at the same time would not change the global temperature even half of a single degree. You are an absolute looney tune.

>>221060388
I have a car. You think I'm gonna walk 15 minutes? Fuck that

>>221061347
your plan is to drive into a subway instead of driving away from the blast? on second thought you shouldnt be driving

>>221058603
Drive east for 30 minutes? Not a very interesting hypothetical

>>221061369
30 minutes isn't enough time to get away. You don't know where the bombs are gonna drop

>>221061245
They have never been right even a single time. Trusting them is fucking retarded. They are literally the broken clock

>>221061270
>dont do to me what i do to you
>>221061323
https://www.nature.com/articles/s43016-022-00573-0

The temperature change comes from soot injected into the atmosphere not the immediate release of heat from the nukes. Nuclear scientists don't model climates and ecosystems.

>>221061323
tbf it wasn't the nukes themselves, it was the nuclear winter. But even that is partially deboonked

>>221061160
In fact a few nukes going off may even be good for you.

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>>221058603
Sit on my porch and watch for a mushroom cloud or a flash
I'm not a city slicker, no one's nuking me

>>221061432
Do you live near a military base, factory, dam, or large piece of infrastructure? Farm land would also be a target.

back in the "manswers" and "1000 ways to die" days spike tv had this one show where this "expert" would guide you through various emergency scenarios like a terrorist hijacking or a nuclear bomb. Between that and bert the turtle I'd like to imagine that I'm well prepared

>>221061443
>countries wont target major cities but they will target ... farmland

Fucking KEK
Imagine putting /tv/ in charge of a war
"General, I demand you fire our entire nuclear arsenal into Russia's turnip farms!"

Casualties: 0
Hardware destroyed: 0
Turnip casualties: 999,999,999,999

Meanwhile your country gets vaporized with billions dead and more dying.

>so far from any explosions there's no damage and no fallout risk
>still totally fucked by supply chain disruption
Covid proved that the apocalypse will be super gay and boring.

>>221061443
Not close enough
I live in Amish country, don't think people are looking to nuke them lmao

>>221061389
In my situation, I live in the center of an urban metro small enough where depending on the time 30 minutes would be enough time for me to get to the exurbs. The question for me would be which direction to go, I would try to quickly check a wind flow map and gauge where the wind is gonna take fallout from military bases/solos/cities in my region. Unfortunately for me I live in the upper Midwest and would almost certainly get fucked up by fallout from Minot, but could minimize exposure with a little coordination

Hard to imagine getting far enough away unless it was the dead of night and most people were asleep

>>221061471
They'll target all of it.

>>221061471
>t. 12 year old who just learned I can purposely misunderstand a point and then respond as if that misunderstanding is true

>>221058660
you are meme'ing, but depending on where the bomb hits, this might be preferable to dying slowly of radiation poisoning.

>>221061566
Acting incredulous that a city might be targeted and then acting like it's a certainty they will target farmland reveals you as a fucking clown. I'm not apologizing for laughing at a clown. Clowns are meant to be laughed at. Clown.

>>221059121
Maybe he is Charlie, there are a lot of foreigners here

>>221058882
Back when Russia was considered a threat

>>221061402
>nuclear winter
a work of fiction

>>221061443
I live in the USA - it is unpossible to hit us anywhere with any kind of missile. Say hi to the Navy for me.

>>221061770
They still are to europe jej since they don't have a military and they keep avoiding paying NATO dues and talking shit to the USA who protect them from Russia.

>>221058787
>let’s get those rags back on

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>>221058603
drive to the nearest military base and have a smoke

>>221061389
>30 minutes isn't enough time to get away
>You don't know where the bombs are gonna drop
contradiction detected

>>221058603
Try to be the last post on 4chan

>>221061160
God help us if India gets nuked. Imagine the smell

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>>221060875
I don't fear being dead, I fear everything before it. Including dying.

>>221058603
That's at least enough time for a couple wanks.

>>221061853

Since you don't know where the bombs are gonna drop, you can't confidently say your 30 minute journey will take you away from any specific ground zero. And if we're assuming your origin city is a target, 30 minutes wouldn't be enough time to begin with.

>>221059929
Nukes are too expensive to develop, maintain and use, similarily to space travel; the "space is fake" and "nukes aren't real" bullshit is being propagated to poison the well and make people assume that anyone who doubts the narrative believes in a fringe and disprovable theory

>>221061595
I accept your concession

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>>221061779
Yeah I said it was deboonked

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Nuclear weapons are so cool. I hope when it happens I'm not near a major city.

>>221058603
I'd jerk off.
Then get on my motorcycle and ride away.

>>221061315
>One nuke would obliterate a huge fraction of their country.
You're a special kind of retard, huh?

>>221062237
Tbf there are couple of countries that it would apply to.

>>221061984
subways aren't nuke proof

>>221062620
No one said they were.
I'll take my chances.

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been noticing an uptick in muh nooks propaganda lately
nukes don't exist

>>221058620
you're standing on the roof of a tall building and you're waiting for the bomb to drop. What music do you choose to listen to?

>>221061245
>these glaciers will be gone by 2010
these signs are still up in front of glaciers

>>221058603
Grab the go bag, probably stuff extra food and ammo into it, grab the cc gun, head into the metro station that's a 10 minute walk away. Given i live in a mostly nogun country and have them by the virtue of having a loicense, i imagine i will make it into the upper echelons of the new, soon to be metro society if i don't fumble anything.

>>221058827
Sauce?

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>>221060761
>Rush to /pol/ for the happening threads
Meanwhile on /pol/

>>221058620
>implying you'll be near enough for a quick death

>>221058969
On The Beach.

>>221058620
This. Can't say I'd even care really.

>>221058882
>>221060158
Same here and it managed to get more and more bleak as time went on. That no matter how hard people might try to recover from it, the world would never be the same

>>221061789
Israel with US air defense can barely intercept anything shot at them from a retard country like Iran
Hypersonics aren't easy to stop

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>>221061916
>the last thing you see on /tv/ before the world ends

>>221059929
>Maybe you're reading reddit
they are actually from pol

>>221058603
>OP is a faggot and a loser
Make a last shitpost

>>221060306
Kek

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>>221060156
>implying 2,000,000 other people don't have the same idea
You'd either never make it or be crushed by a stampede

Dodge roll and iframe the blast wave

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>>221058603

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>>221058603
>What would you do?

>>221058603
I'd head to the nearest synagogue and make use of all the Jew tunnels that have been dug out beneath it.

>>221058851
Following the arguments for nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki it makes sense to just outright nuke the US as well given how they attack other countries without provocation.
It would prevent so much unnecessary deaths

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>>221058603
Take a shit

>>221058603
nothing

nothing ever happens

I alwas win in the end

>>221061054
it really couldn't. nobody important actually cares about either of those countries, certainly not enough to trigger global nuclear war in their defence. if they popped off nukes at each other everyone would shit their pants for a day but the world would be significantly improved immediately after due to the removal of so many jeets. and it needs to be noted that pakistan does not have any real nuclear capability, they were just allowed to have a bunch of warheads that they can't do much with other than fit them to short range ballistic missiles for threatening india. india allegedly does have the full triad but you'd be a fool to believe it can threaten anybody outside of their region and is a bitchmade cope triad. so no, the jeets could not trigger a nuclear holocaust no matter how much their izzat compels them to boast otherwise.

>>221061245
>climate science
more like climate baseless speculation

>>221058603
hide in the catacombs of a church I guess

>>221063040
luckily climate measures worked in this case, which is why we need even more

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>>221058882
imagine your only acting credit of your career being woman who urinates on herself (uncredited)

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Soon.

>>221059899
Really going out on a low note

>>221058603
Go into the basement bunker or if i feel like doing a briskly walk; the designated nuclear bunker in 5min walk away. Feels good to live in a place where we have prepared for this.

>>221058603
Have a wank and then shit and piss.

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>NuKino thread
>nobody has posted this glorious flick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl4yW_X5xsk
lust-provoking pic for attention

>>221058603
>to survive
why?

>>221059540
>>pour as much water as I can ino jugs
metal bathtube
tho depending on nuke distance you might want it full of unpolluted water

>>221059931
Ducklings are better

>>221058603
Wank

>>221058603
freeze in fear and do nothing

>>221062620
why would they be they're in the same place as any other business

hope that the missile lands right near me so I'm instantly vaporized in a painless, easy death.

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Have sex with my sister, like that lucky kid in Hawaii.

>>221058620
I'm with you, anon. This world stopped being meaningful to me a long time ago.

>>221058827
Fake news. How did the camera survive?

>>221069786
made from explosion-proof materials

>>221059887
Water is not a medium things can easily freely travel through. It's not as good as a lead wall, but it's cheap and more effective than happy thoughts

>>221059975
>woman author
Dropped.

>>221070583
I know her. I used to work with her. She's legit.

bend over and spread my cheeks, hope I'm exactly where the bomb hits
it would only be for a tiny fraction of a second but you just know the feeling of that thing slamming into your colon at terminal velocity has to feel indescribable

I wouldn't do anything, I would listen.

>>221058787
Rape again
Then kms, i already cosigned myself to die

>>221059975
> female author
That’s going to be a no from me dog

>>221059995
This anon?
>>221071960

>>221058603
Crack open a drink, kick back and thank god its over

>>221066235
There Will Come Soft Rains
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OumNKTn6iek

>>221059029
For me its Ivy Mike

>>221058787
There is a doujin I've read with this exact premise.

>>221058603e
im pretty sure god is keeping me alive indefinitely solely to suffer so i just wouldnt worry about it

>>221059538
>life weapons are scary
oh no, some grass and bugs and shit grew!

>>221065472
This

>>221060812
>this nigga doesn’t know about traffic

>>221063690
lmao imagine getting stuck with young kids doing the floss fortnite dance and the earth rumbles around you

We have Metros that are nuclear shelter. I also know where is the top secret facility for goverment, wich is unguarded, but I need 1 hr to reach it. First i go to the metro and after the fallout I go for the bunker. If the bombing is global. Ify for some reason someone nuked only Budapest, I simply leave and go to live with my friend in Denmark, please and thank you.

>>221066171
I urinate myself regularly and get no film credit

>>221072488
Based

>>221058603
Name the jew
Shout the L word hard R
Call my local balloons store owner and tell him to finger my poopy butthole

>>221059899
talk about low self esteem

>>221058787
>Run to the nearest jewish clothing store
>Buy tiny hat
>Book flight to Tel Aviv
>Oy gevalt my Moloch! Save me aiiiiieeeeeeeee

>>221058603
>TFW 30 minutes to survive
Sounds like I'm good, business as usual.

>>221060401
just say you read harry potter

>>221063690
We all know it will be CP.

>>221058620
Everyone says this but when certain death is looming you'll have no idea what you'll do. And the vast majority of people in the west have never had one near death experience.

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shout out to a very woke black mirror episode that actually portrayed nuclear armageddon realistically

>>221065800
>Marxist nonsense
grow up

>>221058603
Hide in a fridge

>>221075334
did all the urban youths die within a year and the people who knew how to do shit survived?

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>>221058620
>>221065472
>Sit back, relax, and welcome it.

Chill with my wife and dog for a bit, then probably die in the blast. If we survive, I guess I'd raid my one asshole neighbor ASAP and divvy up his cattle with our friends down the hill.

>>221058827
>random mushroom cloud in the back
>a new sun detonates over the water of the boat's port bow
so what is the mushroom cloud in the back then?

>>221076986
San Jose

>>221063008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj0wutGPU24

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>>221058620
i run at bomb trying to bonk my head on it

>>221059899
You're a retarded normalfag with shit tastes

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...Yeah.

>>221078217
san jose is south and inland of frisco and about an hour away baka