Name a more cute girl nextdoor gettable type. I submit there is none more then or since.
>>221060901Anon, I...
>>221061079no way gettable by any stretch, did you even watch 50 days of summer. NOT GETTABLE.
>>221060901For me? Its Torrance from Bring It On
>>221061122He had sex with her. He got her. Just not to the deeper extent he wanted
>>221061122i get chicks left and right
bump
This is the only competition
>>221060901Big fan of your work, Mr. Plemons.
>>221062059Brother, you couldn't get that at any age from 5->20, as she was already being get.
>>221062216No idea what you're talking about, anon; pic unrelated
>>221060901>the literal queen of france>next door gettable
>>221062312>be me>8 years old>come home from kfc and blockbuster with dad>5 weeklies on vhs with kfc chicken>oh yeah kino time>dad puts on firestarter (1984)>have to rewind it no big deal>instant love boner for drew>"dad i want to marry that girl">dad laughs>i laugh>spielberg, balls deep in drew laughs
>>221062496I'm shamefully downloading Firestarter now btw...
Zoomers will never know the joy of seeing freshly 18 Kiki on the cover of Maxim in the spring of 2000
>>221064024She was always ugly. Nice tits though.
>>221062312Quick rundown?
>>221060901elisha cuthbert obviously? wtf are u smoking u nigger
>>221060901>more cute>cuterESL using two words hen one is sufficient.
>>221060901
>>221062022you're delusial, report tot he infirmary
>>221060901>gettableFor how long? Marriage or one-night-stand?'Cause, I'm gonna let you in on a secret; Mary Jane is an awful person for romance.
>>221066454He's a jew
I submit Jennifer
>>221062312what a creepy face
>>221068137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJm9T1wPIns
You guys are deluded if you think virtually any of these girls are "gettable/attainable".
>>221068210It's not our fault that you're a smelly Indian
>>221068210even my first girlfriend and literal girl next looked better than picrel. and this is not an achievement.
>>221060901I think you need to look at more regular girls, anon, Kirsten Dunst is not a "gettable" type, whatever means in that sheltered perma-online brain of yours.
>>221068386>whatever meansGOOD MORNING SAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>221060901>>221061079>girl next door Bullshit, these girls are supermodels. I've never seen anyone in real life who look even close to how good these two look. I'm British btw.
>>221061079>weird alien creature from The Happening
>>221068210They're pretty mid desu, 5/10 wrists too thin
>>221069294Oh no, the fatboy is having a breakdown.
>>221068294>>221069294>>221068328Are you going to post any of these superior women or are you just trolling?
>>221068102NOW TURN AROUND BITCHPUT THAT ASS ON A NIGGA
>>221070590Imagine having shit coloured skinBig yikes
>>221060901https://youtu.be/WJm9T1wPIns?
>>221069580>I've never seen anyone in real life who look even close to how good these two look.>I'm British btw.Well, that explains it.
>>221071287Her only vices are videogames and candy.
>>221072346...... and being fisted
>>221060901>gettableShe’d be top 5% hottest girl in any school.
>>221066454She died from to much anal
>>221060901Too easy. Your snaggletooth white monkey is ugly. Alba is peak cute.
>>221070833Keep projecting, mutt.
>>221073032You stink like curry and failure LMFAO
>>221072875Cute boi, short boi
>>221062022cute Biel>>221068133>report toth e infirmaryWhat did anon mean?
>>221066454She died of anal trauma. Sudden and unexplained...>>221068210I come from a small town, and there were 100 prettier girls in my high school. You don't become a celebrity by being exceptionally attractice. You just have to be connected, enthusiastically enjoy the casting couch, and they'll make you pretty with Hollywood magic.
>>221068210Speak for yourself loser kek
>>221060901when i was a little zoomer boy in 2007 England, Spider-Man 3 was out. I loved the movies, had my own costume, and was friends with this ginger boy. I already thought I was Spider-Man, and his mother (she was in her early 20s) looked EXACTLY like Mary Jane, same exact teeth and everything. She was my first crush, my own friend's mother, at 3 years old.
>>221070590>>221073032here's what i would consider out of my league