I still cant believe thos is a modern tv show
>>221065475pusy
I bet most of the scenes will be up close dialogue where you cant see ass and toe. They will rarely show full bodies and when they do it'll be a group of them running together with multiple black dudes. Theres no way a 2026 production will give us casual, clear shots of livvy dunn ass
>>221065475I am cautiously optimistic based on photos. Looks like it could be a fun campy sexy show like the original. I like how the girls are all natty and tattoo-free and there are no bimbos
>>221065475>we need a 39 yo with saggy tits...
why doesn't every TV show just hire gymnasts for every role?
It's ok, i guarantee you'll find things to complain about. Like black/brown extras, gay characters etc. You'll still be able to chud out don't worry lil bro
>>221065703My guess is that the pilot episode will have male gaze shots and be sexed up to bait men into watching, but this will stop after the first episode
>>221065781By the end of the 1st episode it'll be gay/woman-bait like those faggy CW shows.
>>221065521BOY!
>>221065475yeah bro, modern tv shows are so prude
>>221065781Many such cases. Some shows will straight up show full frontal female nudity but only in the pilot never to be shown again
>>221065475>>221065765How do they stop these things from wedging into their POOSIES?
>>221065765i doubt she does anything closely resembling this on the show. on the rare chance she does, a black man will be in the frame
>>221065475>Small titsyeah, it's a modern shitshow>>221066098it's extremely prude with content aimed at straight normal people
>>221066299butt plugs
>>221065475I enjoyed the reboot with Nicolette Shea and Bridgette B although I'm not sure if that's official.
>>221065475>a white girl who actually looks attractiveincredible
>>221065475>bleached blonde hairYikes
>>221067686based natural hair color appreciater
>>221068070Corrrrrr imagine the smell.
>>221065475How are they suppose to compete with prime pamela?
>>221068232Fake tits automatically make you a 6/10
>>221068232They can't, and there also seems to be a distinct lack of busty cast members but at least most of them are white and pretty, which is better than we've come to expect from shit like this now.
>>221068273Pam was not a 6.
>>221068273HOLY GAY
>>221068278Why even bother remaking a sex less version of baywatch?
>>221068273
>>221068273Explains why so many 4s get them
>>221068480The women are attractive and they've still got the same high cut swimsuits so we'll probably get some good camel toe/pussy slip webms.
>>221065475Baywatch is sexist because of the male gaze
>>221068480the original baywatch didn't become an unapologetic coombait until around the Carmen Electra seasons
>>221068070She could have sold that top for thousands of dollars.
>>221065765Lloyd-coded post
>>221068735Literally every time CJ was on screen from S3 onward was coombait, way before electra. It became more coombaity with Carmen.
>>221068977who
>>221068681did we get any from that baywatch movie with the rock? I'm sure this show will be even more prude.
>>221068716Shut up you fatty
>>221065781>My guess is that the pilot episode will have male gaze shots and be sexed up to bait men into watching, but this will stop after the first episodeWell yeah
I cannot fathom giving a single fuck about this with the surplus of whores that exist on the internet.
>>221069043>I'm sure this show will be even more prude.We already know it's not because they've kept them in the original suits.
>>221068297>Pam was not a 6.That's not what anon was saying.
>>221069124>posts in this thread because clearly its not on your mindLmao
>one piece swimsuitsbased>high-cut one piecescringe
>>221069134She had fake tits. You said fake tits "automatically make you a 6/10" so that's what you were inadvertently saying.
>>221069163>high-cut one pieces>cringeKill yourself.
>>221068232they would NEVER have a scene close to this in the new puritanical remake of baywatch, otherwise the show would be accused of rape
>>221069185
>>221065475There is no way they would make it sexy like the original show, I'm not going to believe it until we start seeing webms. My guess is it will just be some gay shit that berates men for watching for 2 seasons and then get cancelled.
>>221069794They swim now?
>>221069822no way she's touching the water
must there be a Baywatch?
>>221069897>ai slop
>>221065475Baywatch was the most watch television show in history world wide, which is the only reason they are rebooting it. The problem is it won't be anywhere near as hot as the original because that's sexist, and the small amount of fan service they do show won't compete with what people are exposed to on a daily basis on social media.
>>221069935*ai masterpiece
>>221069960>jewish propagandaIsrael isnt going to be a place in 20 years.
>>221069960Damn she has long thighs, yum yum
>there's no used baywatch swimsuits on ebaycurious
>>221069822No, that's why she needs the lifeguards.
>>221066527>with a black manGod bless. Exactly as it should be.
>>221067169The og show was pretty flat
>>221070576Who's this tomboy
>>221070601James Marsden
livy pusy mound
>>221071773She cute.
>>221069840Water ruins their wigs
>>221068273This
>>221068297Pam is just a pretty face and there's nothing wrong with that, but she lacked ass and hips. Fake breasts and tattoos are gross.
>>221065475I unironically don't think they can do a sexy baywatch in current year. I just picture it being that flat sexless scene with gal gadot walking in a bikini where the extras in the background had more going on. At least this girl is cute, but I have a hard time believing it will be anywhere close to the original with how things are now, and with a showrunner like Lara Olsen.
>>221071791She's cute but when you see what's posted on social media every day, it's going to be tough. This may sound crazy, but their only shot is to actually have a very strong drama, and get us invested in it, then the sexy part is just an added element rather than a main draw.
>>221068278
>>221065475Should have cast Clara
>>221065781sad but true
>>221066299reinforced fabric in the crotch
>zoomer sex symbols be like
>>221068273It's understandable that the sight of large breasts would repel you. Big tits are something only white men are capable of appreciating, which is why fake tits were so prevalent when the west was largely occupied by whites. Now that POSSPs like yourself (people of shit-skin persuasions) are the majority, you see BBLs and fatties in media far more often which suit your brown-coded tastes.
>>221068278>lack of busty cast membersdude, Hassie is stacked, she is white, she is cis hetero, need I go on? take the W, we are in 2026 A.D. let me remind you and we're about to get a Sub-Saharan Helen of D'Troy(t)
>>221072339>meanwhile millennials sex symbols
>>221072339They seriously think this chick is the hottest woman alive. Low T generation
>>221068232She was perfect in the early 90s before she went full bimbo
>>221072649Yep
>>221072788the woman she's kissing is hotter
>>221072497>she is cis heteroStopped reading there, you type like a fag.
>>221072825No, but she is hot like pretty much everyone on that show was.
>>221072475All plastic surgery is disgusting and an affront to god. Big sloppy natties or gtfo. Fake tits are disgusting and ruin everything good about big tits (squishy, bouncy, hangy)
>>221065475so cute
>>221066241>mfw I forget the full frontal nudity scene in Stargate every time.
>>221069794Do black people not know that the defining characteristic of a stallion is having a DICK?
>>221072568I can do that on the back of my pickup.
>everyone is arguing if the cast will be hot enough>meanwhile I'm over here wondering how they'll top thisProtip: they can'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0nqwgu_Us4
im gonna be completely honest, i watched baywatch because mitch buchannan. the hoff is cool as fuck
>>221065475Waist, ass and tits too small.
>>221065765Because most look like tiny bridge trolls. Livvy has a beautiful face and she's somewhat tall for a gymnast.
I still can't believe they made that Baywatch reboot and cast Alexandra Daddario and showed zero titties but full frontal dick and balls
>>221073156>waist too small
>>221073540ah
>>221072887how else are you going to understand
The time Jessica Biel had a Baywatch auditionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DIz1UxH58I3:00
>>221073540Why did he do it?
>>221068278Why is every nonsexual thing that women do so fucking cringe?
>>221073540>hit on babes>drink beer>drive off pier>???>profit
>>221068273Fax. Unless she was a 6 to begin with>>221068649Nothing to lose, everything to gain at that point
>>221074035she's perfect
>>221068232>prime pamelaI doubt that she was 16 when the show was filmed
Now you remember Vannesa Angel was in it
>>221065765Because gymnasts experienced a lifetime of fucking top tier peak of their physicality specimens. Why would they ever waste their time trying to trade sexual favors with slovenly husks for peanuts? They already do gymnastics basically for free and usually come from money in the first place.
>>221065475how do men not walk by and kiss tummy lick suck all the time and sex with her
>>221065727>no bimbosI'm not saying I need them to enjoy some skin, but it would at least be nice to have the option. To cover all of the alternative specials needs folks all you would need is1 bimbomaxxxed titcow1 punky girl with stupid tattoo designs 1 emo/scene girl who likes giving blowies behind the lifeguard shack
>>221075100Because they weren't born in India.
>>221075104A proven formula for the series already. Just replace the "punky girl" with "tomboy" as they fill a similar niche. 1: Pamela Anderson2: Alexandra Paul3: Carmen Electra
>>221073540I don't know why I saved this webm.
>>221075100fucking pajeets lmao
>>221073540>incel walkThe boy was 30 years ahead of him time.
>>221072568FOOTA
>>221073540>>221075188>not a single fat person in sight
>>221072568i will lick feet kiss toes suck toes rub my penis on toes she will like
>>221075188Your favourite wrestling body?Mine is Shawn Michaels (circa 97)Shawns Physique in the mid/late 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his ample muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect i loved of his body was the rugged coating of body hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find my self watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch especially his strip down of entrance attire. Sometimes i replay it numerous times. The reveal of his bare torso never ceases to excite me. Shawn will forever be my 'boy toy'
>>221075188that webm reminds me of the bodybuilding.com misc forum :'(
>>221068273That's Pam before the surgery. They got way bigger and noticably fake after. And at some point she had to get them removed because of complications.
>>221072568zoomers are right for once
>>221070576makes you a better swimmer
>>221065781Second episode they'll introduce the race mixing.
>>221070576She groped a big titty lady in the water once,
