ITT: Worst movie posters
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>>221066961
>He'll never know what fisted him
>>221066982oh fuck
>>221067015What did the Wachowskis mean by this?
>>221066941That is not a movie poster. It's a home video format cover.
>>221067076Fuck off
>>221066982>>221066961What's wrong with his neck?
Any movie posters from Ghana
>>221067148>there are actually 2,049 blades
>>221067218>a shooter and a hit and runner
Criterion is the worst
obligatory
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>>221067203>>221067300They are art brut kino and you just can't handle it.
das it mane
Great things come in bears.
>>221067300
>>221067440I don't remember Cheers having the tone of Hard Boiled
>>221067485You don't remember the Bar Wars episodes
>>221067440
>>221067218If there was any justice in this world Baldwin would have shot and killed Matthew Broderick.And actually had a trial
>>221067300But this one is great
Same clothes, arms, everything.
>>221067485The person who painted this was on some good shit. Kirsty Alley appears to be smoking a tiny cast iron skillet with soup in it.
>>221067422>hey fred, what should we have yogi and boo boo do on the poster?>have them look at you like they want to rape you raw and dry. that'll get the kids to see it
*ding dong*
>>221067093>>221067623>>221067650What even is this angle?
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>>221067395
>>221066941Every DVD cover ever
>slap a behind the scenes photo on the front>this will sell our dying format
>>221067902>Seagal Van DamHe's my favorite washed up 80s action star
>>221067623Is that Van Vaught?
>>221067976is the title a muppets reference?
>>221067440>>221067515These are amazing.
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>>221068219
>>221067612m8 it looks like they are fucking
>>221067797this works. it gives off the exact vibe pretty decently
>>221067480Forever the GOAT is bad posters
>>221066941Who is that young man in the middle?
Nolan is a hack.
>>221066941Lifford
>>221067203Would unironically be better than the actual movie.
>>221067943dios mio
>>221067015
>>221068574
>It hasn't been posted yetGrim.
>>221067515>>221067440Turkish style movie posters automatically win
>>221067203You just know they probably watched it like this too.Absolute cinema.
Will Smith gay enough to try Mr. Garrison's contraption
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>>221067976This one's a kino poster though.
>>221068961I really hope this is real
>>221067480
>>221067148Needs a circle around the 2049th blade
>>221067170same vibe
>>221067093I didn't remember the dog, it must be the Obama effect.
>>221067517>think you can kill an innocent irish family and just walk away? Tiocfaidh ár lá, Bueller
>>221069761wasn't the this one made unironically?
>>221067515What the hell is Mario Quomo doing in there?
>>221066941I love how the kitten looks nothing like the actual cat in the movie.
>>221066941Realistically, why would Charles Grodin buy another big dog, more specifically a big RED dog.You all remember what happened the last time he bought one.
>>221067203>>221067300SOUL
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>>221066982Nice to see someone has the version wiyh the typo and badly pasted in window on the house. You can see it if you look enough.
>>221067530this is actually a badass composition, I understand why they'd want to reuse it
>>221067172>>221067218too soon
I love it when they repackage an older movie after an actor from it becomes famous
>>221067054I love Cameraeron Diaz
Did they make this one better or worse?
>>221066982Spooky
>>221070494>marketed as horror>actually a "omg dungeons and dragons will warp your fragile christian minds" movie
>>221070582Better, but only slightly given how shit the rest is. Her concave chest just isn't a audience draw
>>221066941Sex with Mary Steenburgen.
>>221067054Leslie Facen?
>>221067976The guy said worst, not best
>>221067054I wouldn't be surprised if newer contracts make this hard to interpret advertising illegal. Fans if the celebrities could easily miss their names.
>>221067395There are tons of movies with this format of poster and dvd cover. Like Valentine's Day and other room comes. It always looked dumb.
>>221067170anything earlier than the mid-70s that has really dated design ends up looking like thateither they just put the original poster which doesn't read right at small sizes on digital, or they task an intern in the digital department to bullshit new artwork while giving them no budget and having them do it between their regular job duties
>>221067300hell yeah
>>221067623i like how it's this fancy gold knocker/window thing on what looks like a cheap interior door
>>221070518>John LandisThey don't even hide it
>>221068478>vamanos, galatea
>>221068777MiB3 using this design is almost as bad as Disney naming the baby yoda after the tumor on american dadat least there was more of a gap between the south park joke and this movie
>>221069688is this age of mythology art?
>>221069792>Alarm set for 3 hours and 26 minutes from now
>>221067530Nigga its the same entire body.
>>221067902>shooting into the ground for no reason
>>221069792
>>221070636And it wasn't even that, though it was touted as such, just early edition traumaslop.
>>221070723Mustacheman-n
>>221068635kek
>>221070215
>>221068777i always laugh remembering that video of some dude riding one of these experimental things out in public and while hes in the distance he clips a car and gets tossed
>>221069914I'm surprised they got the actual actors for the poster
>>221071440I didn't know Critical Drinker did EDM music
>>221067090Is this fake? It looks fake, not AI, just made up
>>221067943this movie was on when my mom discovered my pornography collection under my bed i
>>221071579
>>221070027this movie made no sense and this poster captures this exact vibe.made me laugh
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>>221071808Yo, what the fuck is this shit hahahahahah
>>221066941I used to think that Clifford was only a name for the big red dog Clifford. And it was strange to see anyone else have such a name. I thought they were copying the Dogs name.
>>221072302one of his early dementia roles I take it
Any cover/poster for this looks like complete shit.
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>>221072317I love how it looks like Leslie Nielsen is about to go on a shooting spree
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>>221067584
>>221067172Meet Lucky Larry
>>221073277>Norman Jewison>He's actually a Methodist
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>>221068829What compelled Sean Young to take on these roles back then?
>>221070900Made me smile
>>221073277was his IASIP character the warthog a reference to this movie? god I love Danny
>>221068516....does he work at the white house?
I was disappointed that they didn't have hair like this in the movie.
>>221067623>that scene with the AA meeting but for lesser famous brothershilarious scene actually kek
>>221073674HOLY KINO
>>221073541he's played a greedy businessman like 17 times
>>221067015I have to wonder what the original Chinese could've possibly said to result in that translation
>>221073734here's another
>>221067976>oh so tough New Yorkers got so offended by this poster that Paramount had to pull it
>>221066941Ready Player One
>>221067259>the criterion logos aren't mirrored
>>221067054>Filmeron Diaz>Leslie Headn>Kate Northton>He'll never know what bro fisted him
>>221067530>Just look back over your shoulder a little bit >Like this?>Perfect!>You didn't give me an outfit to wear. Are you sure I'm good like this?>Yeah, that's fine >What about the rest of my pose? Should I fold my arms or put my hands in my pockets or something?>Nah, you're good like that>Should I at least stand up?>No need. We're all done now
>>221073819I remember watching the film Jack Black (2010)
>>221073848>Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy KINO
>>221073674someone needs to 3d print this onto a real glock
>>221068574>WE GOON
>>221070711>it's realChrist, how did American Psycho have such a cast of chameleons?
>>221073819>Jack Black, from the studio that brought you Ben Stiller
>>221067395>b-but I'm too old to have sex!>this summer...lame boomers rediscover how to get hot and heavy>starring old lady faced Diane KeatonI hate this genre of movie.
>>221071671I very much enjoyed Parsnips for Peter
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>>221070713Yes.
>>221067054> Leslie Unclewiththepedomustachen
>>221068465FilteredGhost Dog is kino
>>221075355You could have just said mexican uncle
>>221066982>>221066961>>221066941>LOOK AT ME LIKE A HUMAN BOY!!pure martin short kino
>>221073582Joe Biden?
>>221075091
>>221067395>diane we need you to joker grin so it hides how the facelifts have stopped working>michael we need you to squint so you can't see they have stopped working
>>221075893The thumbnail makes the title appear as 'Cuck'
>>221072237>someone saved the shitty version I uploaded years ago in an old bad poster thrradI am at a loss for words
>>221070636>>221070985Didn't Hanks's character end up going to the top of the Twin Towers because he imagined they were the two towers of the Mordor-like fantasy world the game was in?
>>221067038Fucking kek
I guess you could argue it is a photo collage of characters and buldings and not meant to be in the right perspective. I actually own a two sided theatrical poster of this because a friend worked at a theater at the time. It was a French parkour movie set in a dystopian Paris. Though that dark future seems to have come true.
>>221067054My mom had this on the TV while I was visiting. The pieces I saw have me convinced it's one of the worst films ever made.
Another one I own. I actually bought two. I gave the rolled one to my friend who played it on his vcr all the time back when we were college roommates and our cable went out. I found a folded copy in a pile of posters in a record store and kept it for myself.You may notice the bullet and the casing are somehiw flying at him. Someone just took a photo of an unfited bullet and added a blur effect.
>>221076109Clearly you haven't seen yhe Hallmark films that my mom is always watching.
>>221071538It could be worse:>>221067422
this one
>>221069914Eric Roberts is in some of the strangest things
>>221074614Same, but I make an exception for that one with Jack Nicholson
>>221076375he has an acting credit on over 800 movies
>>221076208actually kino. it looks like its an actual airbrushed painting.someone should edit him onto the twin towers.
>>221068961fucking kek
>>221071580Its quite real and terrifying.
>>221067015>NEOOOO>WAKE UP AND WATCH ME BREED THESE SOWS FOR THE WHITE MAN
>>221076208For a sec I thought he was running on one of the towers before the plane hit and I laughed for a good 5 mins.
>>221066941The big red dog?
>>221066995LOL
>>221066941Clifford is one of my favorite movies it's absolute kino up there with the burbs and don't be a menace
>>221070494Better one
>>221067148Aw man.
>>221069914The chick was hot.
>>221071580It's real, aside from the pasted in popping dog. The colors are also pretty faded
>>221077267*pooping dog
>>221068516anthony hopkins looking straight WACK
Every one of these movies would have been called AI slop if they released today.
>>221077431thats because they would be AI slop if they were released today
>>221077431Not even close.
>>221077267I recommend it. It's weird as fuck
>>221076052yeah, it was propaganda from moral guardian parents groups who thought if kids used their imaginations, it would lead to them going full schizo.
>>221075893>There's no quick sand in Mexico!
>>221074128>>221070215Please tell me Warwick tours Auschwitz while dressed as a leprechaun
>>221067289Tfw
Slight cheat, but this is the home release and it used a modified version of the original movie poster and it is baffling.
>147 photos>no one posted this yet
>>221067124Harrison Ford is such a piece of shit for literally refusing to wear anything but a grey T-shirt in the movie
>>221067054>Cameraeron Diaz>Leslie Spic'n>Kate Arrowton
>>221078405Were they afraid people would think it's a real spider?
>>221078480>final image to reach the image limitWell done
>>221078405weird how little it was heard of after the few months of hype back then making it out to he the biggest thing of all time.
forgot /tv/ has a gay 150 image limit
>>221078485He had an actual wardrobe he refused to try on?
>>221072882fun film, though
>>221068053This will sell our movie.
>>221067054>Leslie Mexicann
Ok who wants to make the next thread
>>221067422>great bears come in things
>>221066982havent see this version posted in liek 10 years
>>221067170Lol that's Total War: Rome II!
>>221068307Dinner for Shmucks too, makes Steve look like a happy rapist and Paul Rudd an apologist rapist and feels bad about it. Needs a new thread.
>>221069384You just know
>>221073714A buddy of mine in high school had this on VHS and every time we’d get ridiculously stoned off his gravity bong he’d put this on and thought it was the funniest thing ever because of how much we’d all yell at him for it. Thing is, it was hilarious at first and then it was annoying but then after a while it was funny again. What a fucking retarded movie, good times
>>221067148How have I not seen this before. Fucking kek.
>>221076052It's been so long since I've seen it I don't remember much beyond him fucking around underground but yeah. >>221077564The game didn't make him nuts though, his brother's disappearance did, and he retreated into the game as a literal escape from reality. And moralfags had nothing to do with it. It's based on a book inspired loosely by true events.
>>221067742If only you knew how bad things really are
>>221070937You will never know what it feels like to negligently discharge a full auto AR into the ground
>>221080758its stuck forever in my mind because of how they just brutally murder someone by eating him and its never really commented on
>>221070215>Hey, my people were abused also! Give me pity.
>>221068635Nice to see my oc pop up now and again :D
>>221066941>Roger Ebert gave the film a half-star of a possible four. He wrote: "The movie is so odd, it's almost worth seeing just because we'll never see anything like it again. I hope."[6]holy shit lol
>>221067076This is deep
>>221067124A FUCKING HANES T-SHIRT
>>221076101You and I must be the only people on earth to remember this movieI remember liking it as a dumb kid, I thought how they caught the corrupt mayor guy was pretty good
>>221067976>>221067797These are fine>>221076300This is the worst one I’ve ever seen inside a movie theater.
Image limit reached, but the poster of Poor Things is horrible, but will be defended because dude le arthouse
>>221067124Shit poster for a shit film
>>221068754absolute SOUL
>>221068923>gave lola bunny armpit hairARMPIT FAGS WIN AGAIN
>>221084733Filtered. Great film.
>>221084856yeah its pretty good at 1.5x
>>221077564Even in the context of the film the tom hanks character had problems and came from a cold and distant family that ignored his warning signs The rest of the people who played the game were fine
>>221074450Laura Loomer in the 2nd poster.
>>221067584is this the movie where he needed to fuck goth chick to uplift his curse?
>>221078720Its very good. Even if you're not deathly afraid of spiders, the cast knocks it out of the park; Jeff Daniels, John Goodman, Julian Sands (it still hurts, bros)
>>221067422>hi, I'm great things
>>221068421Such lazy copy and pastes.
>>221073933The poster of Borne Legacy also has Jeremy Renner with a really long arm.
>>221077347There's nothing wrong with this painted cover.
>>221076439It appears to have Spiderman on the poster. I don't see Tony everywhere, I don't see Jake or Samuel plastered big over the poster where Tom isn't where he's supposed to be. And Doctor Strange should be much larger to stop Spiderman being on the cover. Such a tragedy.
>>221067124I really think Harrison Ford looked just fine for 2049, and he acted as best he could for somebody who couldn't give a shit.
>>221077912Nice.
Good thread.
