Lore Status?
>>221073087I mean, both of those demands are already sanctioned by GW sadly
>>221073087a daring synthesis
>>221073087Don't worry, after The Witcher debacle Henry won't let us down. We're getting Warhammer kino and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
>>221073197>I mean,
>>221073087Tbh black Salamanders aren't that bad but black Blood Angels or any of their successors is just insane
>>221073197exactly, WH is enshitified and dead, and this show is guaranteed to suck, if for no other reason than Amazon is incapable.
>>221073423>Think about it though, Tone - the 'black rage'...
Arbites status?
>>221073087Wait, Salamanders are black.
>>221073087chat, is this real?
>>221073423Technically speaking all Space Marines (with functioning geneseeds) have the ability to modulate their pigmentations based on the optimal amount of UV protection or absorption needed on the planet they're currently on. So all SM should be black as long as they're taking off their helmets somewhere warm.
>>221073473But they are not Groids
>>221073087YESYESYESYESanyway this shilling campaign is turbo gay, maybe the gayest in history, tremendously gay
>>221073087Aren't salamanders actually black? Like obsidian black? Like that negro who is so black, that even black and white filter can't affect him?
>>221073087kek everytime
>>221074355See>>221073543Also op is just stirring shit up this is not a news article that exists anywhere on the internet.
>>221074433
>>221073411Why did chuds randomly decide saying this was a sign of weakness? Which eceleb told them it was bad?
>>221074478trooncels like you cannot fathom not getting every marching order from a random e-celeb because that is how you live
>>221073445>They're not mulignans, Tone. The radiation from their homeplanet fucks with the gene seed and turns their skin charcoal black.
>>221074478It sounds feminine as fuck what the fuck do you mean?
Make the entire series about space nuns screaming at xenos and flamethrowering anyone who tries to be reasonable. Just ten episodes of nuns acting like insane zealots. At the end, a Chaos Space Marine or something shows up, and they look at the Guardsman who tried to stop them from murdering everything they've seen so far, and he just shrugs and says "Okay, let's kill him," and they smile.
>>221074478We all listen to 6th grade English teacher podcast.
Amazon just recently cancelled the StarGate reboot because the script was too ''fan oriented''. 40k is fucking cooked.
>>221073087idk why people insist on female custodes and space marines when the sororitas are a far superior depiction of badass women simply for being regular humans that can already wield power armour and bolters and keep themselves at the peak of human natural potentialbut no, women and troons can't be satisfied unless they get everything men get and demand to have women genetically modified like them in the setting too
>>221074855The point is to invade a "protected" space. It's grug tribal mentality.Most of human behavior is just elaborate tribal games and reasoning.
>>221074810No one gives a shit about Stargate since a long time
>>221073087Wait what's wrong with black salamanders? They are supposed to be black, as in pitch black skin not African American light brown skin.
Here come the gay brigade
>>221075053These are the white people with obsidian skin mutation I was telling you about.
>>221074478I didn’t decide anything. Don’t talk about me.
>>221073197>>221073436Cavill will protect it.
>>221073543sort of. originally they were just meant to be black dudes and they all had African names and the audio narrator for all the books narrated them with an African accent.then later it got changed/retconned to just their skin is black due to their geneseed going crazy in reaction to sun exposure. So now like basically every they have basically every race but their skin is all charcoal black because of that
>>221075411its sad times when the lore doesn't just have to be protected from Amazon, but from GW itself
>>221073197The 40k setting is so huge that Henry can simply set his movie where there are none of these nu-40k things. He can even do one without Space Marines.
>>221074855One part desperately wanting to be around men and masculinity, one part penis envy.The equivalent of a straight man joining the cheerleaders to get pussy or a femboy/faggot joining to wear the skirt.
>>221073087[x] pre-established[x] pre-existing[x] guarded[ ] polluted[ ] diluted[ ] dilated
>>221074433I think this one would be better if they replaced the comma with an emdash. It not only feels right — it keeps consistency.
>>221073087HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
kek what a daring synthesis.
>>221076915>YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE LORE!>LOOOOOOOOREEEE!!!!
>>221073087Who the fuck is making these lol
Bezos is the devil
>>221076385>giant setting>every planet is the same copy-pasted hive world or death world >every space marine chapter is the same thing with a different color of armor >there are only a handful of alien races that matter everything else is a literal who >everything is obviously copied and dumbed down from something else Wow what a great setting.
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>>221073087>Lore Status?Guarded.
this meme sucks
>>221077531>0.00000001 bezosbucks have been deposited in your account
>>221074478I mean, like, ugh, you could maybe try, like, being a decent human being? Because you're giving chudcel right now. Like I can't even.
>>221074558Yeah but shadilay sounds butch as shit. You sound like your grandma over the phone, anyway.
She is guarding the WHORE
>>221077697will Cavill cast her in the WH40k show even though there are no pre-existing female characters in the established lore??
>>221073197Salamander arent black
>>221073197GW lore is not canon.
>>221077720She'll be Slaanesh.
>>221074453
>>221078129Look at this retarded animal laughing at his own slop.
>>221074478Nobody said anything about weakness but you lol but if that’s how you choose to interpret your own words it’s very telling
Henry is protecting the LOREBut can he protect his FOREhead?
>>221078357He already got plugs, balding is now a poor problem.
>>221078357
>>221077956Salamander are black
I love the idea of Bezos as a cartoonish villain trying futilely to prevent Cavill from making a good Warham. I would like to humbly request one of Bezos deflating Cavill's tires to he can't make the meeting where he tells GW that he's protecting the lore no matter what they do.
