Be honest anon. As a kid you didn't realize that Austin Powers and Dr Evil were played by the same person
>>221073269didn't know until just now
>>221073269dr evil was originally going to be dana carvey
>>221073269I knew and it blew my mind, and I annoyed the shit out of everyone by bringing it up constantly
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>>221073269I actually didn't because I'm not a retard. Anyway it's time for a reboot.
Didn't know that huh weird
How would that even work? They're both clearly in the same shot there, and one of them has HAIR. I'm supposed to believe that this magical actor managed to shave his head, and then regrow it all, for every single take?
>>221073589That would be so annoying, thank god I woke up in this dimension.
>>221073269I didn't even realize it was the same actor as in Wayne's Worlddon't @ me I'm not murrican
>>221073589no it wasn't. in fact, dana and mike had a falling out because he said that dr evil was a ripoff of dana's lorne michaels impression
>>221073660>I want a reboot of my beloved comedy movie>in 2026
>>221073269>André 3000 played all eight members of the fictional band The Love Below in the 2003 "Hey Ya!" music videoall black people look the same to me so i didn't know for sure until i googled it
>>221073660why does it need a reboot? just replay the movies
you watched austin powers as a child?
>>221073269i did because the trailer LITERALLY did the>Starring!>Mike Myers>Mike Myersand showing the different characters clichefrom the very opening marketing barrage where anyone learned for the first time what Austin Powers even was, it was sold as a Mike Myers two handerEND OF STORY
>>221073945my parents decided what movies we were seeing, i didnt see ads for the moviegot any links?
yea i didn't. also didn't realize that the fat bastard and goldmember were also same actor. kinda weird but doesn't matter
>>221073945i barley got to see movie trailers as a kid. i just watched what came on tv or what my parentst took me to
>>221073930yeah when i was like 10 or 12. what is wrong with that?
>>221074011it's rated pg-13 for a reason
>>221074023What does PG mean
>>221074047parental guidance, and your parents were clearly very poor guides
>>221074023that doesn't mean anything, it's just a comedy
>>221074057don't worry, i know your kind well
>>221073945nigga thinks kids watch trailers
>>221073930I watched the Aliens, Predator and Terminator films as a kid.
>>221074096i believe you
>>221073269True. And I definitely didn’t know he was Fat Bastard.
>>221073930>He didn't watch South Park, Crank Yankers, and Austin Powers at an inappropriately early age with the divorced dad who "split custody" of his son's boyscout troop but was too clinically depressed to teach us to whittle Homosexual
>>221074167my dad was showing us a lot of john wayne and cary grant movies when i was that age
>>221073930I saw it with my dad.
>>221073660>not a retard>want a reboot
>>221073269>Austin Powers and Dr Evil were played by the same personThat is physically impossible. A single person can't play two different characters at the same time, anon.
>>221074834what if there was a mirror
>>221073269I mean I didn't because I was a kid but my dad told me after we watched it so then I knew.
>>221073785it is but it also isn’t
>>221073269the only thing close was watching Faer and Loathing in Las Vegas on VHS, missing the first 10 minutes, and not knowing it was Johnny Depp until the credits rolled.
>>221074095I'm literally describing what i saw at 12 on mtvso yes, kids watched trailers. you didn't have to seek them out. they were on Viacom stations all day. they were forced on the tapes from blockbuster you got every weekend
>>221075216what if kids didn't have viacom or mtv or blockbusters? not everyone is you
