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These three were once the most popular actors in the world.
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Back when Kristen Stewart was still a woman.
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How did robert redeem himself?
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>>221078322
This moment single-handedly killed his career
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>>221078352
Why are females so cruel?
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>>221078375
agents of the demiurge
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>>221078352
He married a woman also named Taylor
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>>221078352
Right looks like a man
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>>221078352
this was like 10 years after twilights last movie and he wasnt doing shit the whole time
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Strange they never really tried to capitalize on this IP again. No prequels or spinoffs.
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>>221078445
last twilight movie was 2012 so you're saying that pic is from 2022?
no way, the facebook UI and that vignetting suggests to me something closer to 2010
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>>221078375
Moids do the same thing with boob size
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>>221078525
what the fuck are you talking about dumb n when 100% of the time some foid has no tits there are comments defending it
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>>221078423
He won in the end.
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>>221078511
he's completely wrong
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They host some faggy podcast now. I guess it pays the bills.
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>>221078525
No we don’t. We just call them mid and leave it at that.
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>>221078423
is she 4ft tall?
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>>221078423
>get off cycle, body returns to being mid
>movies fall off, status return to being no one in the modern day
>hair gets norwood raped
>get forcefed heightpills all the time
>had to find a woman shorter than him, a goblina, one thats also a 2.8/10 without makeup and 3.1 with it
gigabrutal
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>>221078569
He's 5'9", she's 5'4"
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>>221078423
That’s cool, gives them an excuse to snoop through each others mail and stuff “what? It had my name on it!”
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>>221078559
>now neither of us will be virgins!
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>>221078352
>sigh... fuck it man, lets just try to smile and get through this
he knew it never began.
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>>221078599
You can already open the mail of your spouse. It's also legal to sell anything you acquired in marriage without their consent.
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>>221078423
He also dated Taylor Swift
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>>221078322
> These three were once the most popular actors in the world.
To whom? 16 year old girls?
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>>221078348
Publicly stating you could not possibly hate Edward more than he did
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>>221078659
Idk about that 2nd part but it’s 100% illegal to open their mail.
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>>221078539
Disingenuous incel
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>>221078322

>butterfingers!
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>>221078352
just how small is she then?
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>>221078424
Naw you jelly. Im a manlet who dates tall girls and right is hot af. She is probably only 5'9 but in heels and is dabbing on 5'9 Taylor
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>>221078322
The slut hit the wall so she stopped getting good roles. No idea what happened to the midget.

At least Pattinson is doing well.
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>>221079025
5'3"
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>>221078525
No we don't.
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>>221079059
If being the least interesting (and successful) Batman in generations is "doing well"....I suppose.
He's not starving on the streets.
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>>221079055
>Naw you jelly. Im a manlet who dates tall girls
What's his name?
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>>221078661
Taylor Swift is a closeted dyke. Jacob was her beard
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>>221079151
Yeah he’s done pretty well.
I liked him in the light house also
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>>221078322
>Milenials allowed this franchise to have 5 fucking sequences while Vanhellsing had only one movie
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>>221080965
>Taylor Swift is a closeted dyke.
I believe this
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>>221078407
thus
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>>221078322
>These three were once the most popular actors in the world.
to guys who'd just learned how to jack off
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>>221078352
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>>221078599
wholesome
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>>221079151
My nigga is doing some cool stuff.
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>>221084520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjNgzf_GOGg
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>>221078348
>>221078702
this. he even called whatshername the author out that her story was embarressing and like highschool romance tier, and that she might be a bit of a pedophile. he won
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>>221078424
Yeah, some insecure Foid in heels. Imagine taking a photo with your favorite actor and then talking shit about him online to make yourself feel better.
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>>221078352
lmao manlets
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>>221084487
holy shit now i want some of those chinese measuring tapes where the measurements are off so they can scam you out of the proper amount of material. imagine just rocking up on some youtubers streaming in the wild and measuring them live and it makes them 5'7 kek. even if they prove it wrong later the shitposting will never be forgotten
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>>221084520
good kino. Plays a half retard from the South (US) in post apocalypse Australia.
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>>221078569
She was supermodel but manlet forced her to go height reduction surgery so she is now 5'4 and suffers chronic pain from operation.
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>>221084857
This would actually be kino. Nothing is more pathetic than 6'1 screaming no way he is 5'10 lmao. Actually tall guys would just laugh at joke.
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>>221079151
Dude he is a kino machine and even if it isn't it's still high profile like mickey 17 or the one with Zendaya. He's in dune 3 coming up and primetime which he's probably gonna get an Oscar nom for. He's probably one of the top 10 best, most popular actors atm. So yea I'd say he's doing fucking well. Sorry hes not Daniel Day lewis
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ngl I cringe when I see people thinking they're cool because they hate Robert Pattinson, just because of twilight
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>>221084487
Now measure the width of her ass.
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>>221085408
also carry a ruler that makes 6 inches like 8 inches, and ask them to "guess 6 inches with their fingers", then whip that bad boy out, for max trolling
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>>221078352
They're Jews.
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>>221078486
>speaking something awful into existence
Hey…shut the fuck up
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>>221085478
And if anyone wants to buy a Pimeyes membership, the one on the left seems to have a pic of her flashing her tits.
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>>221078352
I think those women wore high heels
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>>221085478
>>221085525
What glowie website is this
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>>221085478
>>221085525
I forgive her.
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>>221085559
welcome to the internet. we also have websites like "google" and "reddit" and "twitter". pretty obscure, i know, but its a big place on the intrawebbicles
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>>221081315
taylor swift is a tranny, how tf does this go over everyone
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>>221085478
>>221085525
kek bitches walled hard while Taylor is still going strong
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>>221078352
This was the exact moment I became aware of the war on manlets. It was also the first moment western, newly online wine aunt women all realised that they all agreed about their manlet hatred. That it wasn’t individual sexual preferences, but rather a gender wide tendency towards a bizzare form of eugenics through sexual selection. The vitriol towards him for short was insane. These women had fantasised about him, but they’d be his height or taller in heels? Normally it requires extremist indoctrination to get anyone as angry as this made unmarried, nullipara gen X women after a few cheeky chardies. They wanted him DEAD, and as they broadcast it en masse, they restructured the social norms.

This deserves to be highlighted in a history of the falling apart between the sexes that has happened in the past two decades or so. It was a pivotal moment that lead to our current state of division and the singles epidemic.
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>>221085478
>>221085525
>faceblind AI
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>>221086263
hey bud just wanted to say sorry you're short and nothing you ever do will fix that.
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>>221086263
>the war on manlets
yeah, its actually tougher then we thought it would be. sneaky fuckers hide in mouse holes, behind cans of soda left on the streets. they can be fuckin anywhere
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>>221086462
right? other day one of the little fuckers jumped out at me from a cash register, armed to the teeth with letter openers, fortunately there was ping pong paddle nearby, I made short work of him but it was a close run thing
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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are both S-Tier kino actors. Robert especially.

The Lighthouse
Cosmopolis
The Rover
Good Time
The King
Die My Love
The Drama
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>>221078559
>wife has a bigger jaw than you
oof
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>>221086263
>The vitriol towards him for short was insane
even your sentences are short and wierd
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>>221078322
>covering her complete lack of cleavage
Smart cookie. Placing the hand there tricks the mind into thinking there’s something to see.
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>>221085974
Is she? If you've seen her pics when she was younger you could see she just dressed like a tomboy



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