HOW WE FEELING WIDOWER'S????
>>221080457everyone who wants a season 2 is the type of person who thinks Severance and Pluribus are "Not bad!" and I hold them in contempt
I'm feeling like I'm tired of the TDS, ngl. But I'm glad the libtards are enjoying it.
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>>221080457Why was the last episode so fucking short? Why did they spend 10 minutes explaining genealogy? It was a fun scene, don't get me wrong, but on a 30 minute episode it dragged on too much
>>221080457Bit of a slower episode with some exposition dumping but they made it fun. So far it's head and shoulders above any horror property I can remember, and having it be horror-comedy and it actually working is a fucking miracle. >>221080491>everyone who wants a season 2This would be a perfect show to have a one and done season, but I could see the concept lasting another season without immediately turning to shit.
The final episode is only 22 minutes
>>221080989You shitting me
episodes are way too short and the show has been declining since episode 4
>>221080846It wasn't fun. It sucked. The episode sucked. It was a turd. It's okay to acknowledge that.
>>221081005I think it jumped the shark when Wyck killed that old ghost woman
>>221080846That annoyed the fuck out of me. The scene dragged way longer than it needed to
>>221080457I stopped watching
>one episode left>make episode 9 a filler episodebruh
>>221080457Where's the torrent
>>221080457this show was like parks and rec. but worse
>>221081088I feel like the actual planned story only went as far as episode 7
>>221081323They couldn't fill out one 10 episode season with without spending 10 minutes in the penultimate episode wasting time, i have no idea why people think season 2 would be a good ideashow peaked in the first 4 episodes and it's been getting a bit worse every episode, this show would have been kino if it was made in the era of 24 episode seasons and it was a monster of the week show with an over arching plot kind of like x-files
>>221081393If they had saved the Boogeyman for season 2 it could have been good, instead we got the most ineffective serial killer in the history of horror.
>>221081438but it's like Halloween but silly get it? I clapped and cheered and shit and cum when she had the shotgun to him during the end.
I'd take a bullet for Patricia
>>221081393You are full of shit
>>221081459Too bad the MC is too much of a cuck raising his wife's son to ever fuck her
>>221081438Nah Patricia was fun that episode
I haven't been in the threads what's /tv/'s reaction been like to the son Evan?
>>221081597KEEP MY WIFE'S SON NAME OUT OF YO MOUF
>>221081597everyone hates him. honestly i found it strange that he was so understanding and okay with his dad in the last episode...unless he's just planning to sneak away again
>>221080491Season 2 is already confirmed
>>221081634>his dad
>>221081597his zoomer mutt appearance really unnerves me, fitting for a horror show I guess
>>221081654Why does he have such a dark complexion compared to both his parents?
>>221081634His dad told him they're going on an off island trip so he's pumped and willing to behave, retard
The fromilies are mad because we copied their nothingness.
>>221081674>when i met with your mother we didn't know she was pregnant
>>221080909>one and done seasonthe show follows a sitcom template with recurring characters that solve a big problem in 30minutes and a couple 'to be continued...' episodes for added suspense, they aren't have enough great horror movies to rip off for it to go longer than 3 seasons
>>221080457kino show. looking forward to finale.
I love how this show makes fun of political correctnessEp 1>Let's show this (journalist) man a good time.>You shouldn't assume that it's a man.>The newspaper said it's a man.>... Well, that's fine then.Ep 9>Dead baby, dead baby, lesbian.>Can you please stop saying lesbian?>I can't say lesbian?>It's the way you're saying it.>Fine. Anyway this next batch, all retards...>ROSEMARY!!!The best part is it's completely in character for both of them, Patricia being PC and Rosemary not giving a shit. I still love Patricia as a character too.
>>221081821les beeahn**
>>221081706fromsissies abhor a well made mystery horror show running at the same time as their shitbox of retard chum
>>221080457Tom's gonna dispatch Ruth and save the town.
>>221081005Episode 5. Episode 5 was the peak. Absolutely hilarious.
>>221081706Huh?
>>221081821Hell yeah sister this show is heckin BASED and totally anti PC
>Cuck's bay homos seething about fromchads again
>>221081597The bolivian man is not his son. The Trudeau stand-in is there to be hated so he serves that purpose adequately.
>>221081654>zoomer muttthe actor's just middle eastern or something. You want dysgenic mutts, go watch The Pitt.
>>221081393I didnt even need things to happen. I just liked the setting and people talking. The more action they put in the worse it gets.
fromotroonss pissing and shit all over our sacred land well at least we get answers let that sink in
>>221081948A post you can read and smell beard oil
>>221081963Kek, I litterally just put some in for the first time in a year. Get out of my house!
>>221081961Without is fromgods coming here to shit on you your threads just die, fucking kneel cuck's bay fag.
I thought they were gonna say his son was the last heir. Missed a trick there
>>221082024Same. Now Im convinced the mayor accidentally kills granny, just what the demon wanted to save the town, and will have completed the pact he made high and blacked out on zoomers, setting up Se 2.
>>221081438I don't get why anyone thinks shows compete with each other. They provide less than a day of entertainment ever 18 months, at best. That would be fine if there were hundreds of shows but there are 4.
>>221082112What's the other 2?
>>221082112Because people love to fight
>>221082124A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - They did not expect this to be successful after how awful House of the Dragon was and are planning to make it fail.From - Terrible show. Just want everyone to die at this point. The threads were kind of the only point to watching and there is less and less to talk about.Wednesday - First season had cute girls playing dress up every episode. They didn't like that so they cut that out and sidelined Enid. Main actress does not want to be there.Yellowjackets - Cool premise ruined by splitting runtime with pointless second timeline and being afraid of sex appeal.
genealogy scene could have been much shorter
you guys dont like jokes huh
>>221082396From is better watched after series completion , its less aggravating that way, except the threads are hella fun, though this season feels like they are stalling until the final season.Cucks bay blows btw
if we don't find out what's in that damn cave in the finale I'm not going to watch a potential season 2 to find out. They've shown it too many times not to do the reveal
dead baby dead baby
>>221082703>that damn cavedoesn't look like a cave..........
>>221082726underground tunnel, whatever. You know what I meant.
>>221080846Because it was mostly about setting up another episode. They did need a better joke in the first half of the genealogy. Season (SERIES) Finale is 48 minutes long.
>>221080846Genealogy scene was great.Those scenes are what give the show substance.
>>221082703The priest went crazy looking in that same well that connects to the founder's house. They aren't going to show cthulu though.
not even a minute of horror
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>>221080457The new episode was shit and for once I don't like saying that. Feels like it was supposed to be the finale but they split it in two. I'm still mad they made me sit through the "hurr durr isn't this family tree so boring and isn't she so annoying" like yes she is I get it can we move on oh no you're actually going to torture me with thisCan't wait for the finale
>>221082703>>221083114It's gonna be where the mushrooms grow. The big guy had all the shit built around it so only he had access to them
You know what they say: The family that swims together drowns together.
3 = 4 > 2 = 1 = 8 = 9 > 5 = 7 > 6
How old is Patricia? Could she still have my baby?
>>221081393party episode a fun
>>221085150she's in her forties
>>221081438Disagree, the episode was great. The killer had murdered lots before. They just one and doned it like it was the later Halloween. It was a solid standalone ep, just like Patricia's other ep. That is the best part of television right there. I can show someone either of her eps with barely any context and they are a good watch.
>>221081854No we are mad that your show has a budget and ours has none so they have to save all their money for two episodes a season.
>>221085150She's biologically 28
Friend of mine recommended this to me and I was briefly excited for a new creepy show but then I saw "comedy" listed under genre and no fucking thanks.
>>221081654why does it have faggot mannerisms?isnt he supposed to be straight in the show??
>>221085664He doesn't have faggot mannerisms. He's just a typical zoomer. Maybe you are projecting.
>>221081647In the first scene of the Patricia dance party episode my heart sank thinking 'here we go again' because I thought they were making her a lesbian because it looked like she was talking to her girlfriend in the kitchen during that cocktail party. Seriously any other show that would have been the case. My worst fear is they will start squeezing that type of shit into Season 2 because it happens with every current era show that starts out strong.
>>221085699>le projectingwow, sick burn bro.
Absolutely insufferable reddit slop, could have been a mediocre 90 minute movie instead of a bad show
I've been rewatching every episode through reaction videos.Probably watched through the first 4 episodes four or five times now.Anyways it seems like most of the channels doing reacts or reviews currently on Widow's Bay are brainlets, but the best review I found was this one:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLX3S9bkGAand the only people that sort of reacted properly to the jokes is this one:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbVbx8Txagw
>>221085805>reddit slopThere is nothing reddit about the show. In fact thinking the show is reddit is reddit.
>>221085837Kill yourself
>>221085664Probably cos its a faggot in a faggot show
>>221085805Could have made some YouTube shorts and got more views
>>221080491I didn't WANT a season 2 but it was blatantly obvious it was getting one because the episodes keep getting shorter, the comedy skits longer and they kept adding more mysteries after turning Warren into dust. They could've ended it right there. Curse lifted and the last episodes to explain the weird age thing and entity. They are going to drag this out.
>>2210821124?Besides from and this what else is there?
If some edgleord hater hates on the show and you ask them "well then name one good show that's actually good". They will always one hundred percent ten out of ten times say some easy mode show like "Sorpanos". Or something that nobody in their right mind could hate on. Its the oldest trick in the book for edglords that like to say that everything is shit even when something comes along that is actually not shit like Widow's Bay. They need to wait a couple of years until the coast is clear with universal social proof before they will say they like something. Seriously its the most gay cowardly shit ever.
>>221084321Who was the guy that got sucked up I don't recognize him
>>221085587That is the best thing about the show. They are actually full three act structures instead of every episode being two thirds of an episode like Pluribus which was fucking annoying.
>>221086353The shaman/drug dealer
>>221085879Yeah I'm gonna have to agree
>>221086362Yeah look I hate to say it but i'll invoke the mandalorian. The standalone episodes of like the weekly serial model are infinitely better to watch. Then having broader arcs to like wrap up the start and end of the season or multiparters. It's like they've lost the art of making good watchable tv.
>>221084321>not even a minute of horrorThe less the better.
>Showrunner's asking for a second season>Apple hasn't ordered itWrap is Widowussies
>>221081821I love Rosemary so much.
>>221086407Yeah when every episode ends BEFORE the resolution it feels less like a show and more like a subscription grift. It ends up feeling really shady and manipulative. Like ok one or two cliifhanger episodes as season is fine but when its every week it feels like bullshit. Pluribus and Murderbot were the worst offenders when it came to the cliffhanger grift. I'm super glad this show doesn't fall into it. It makes the show comfy AF.
is this show like midnight mass?
>>221086820I remember trying to give Midnight Mass a shot a wile back and I never made it past the first episode it seemed way too slow and boring even for me and I actually like slow burns.
>>221086820It's better, kinda.Widow's Bay is to Midnight Mass is like The Orville is to Star Trek Voyager.Midnight Mass is horror + melodramaWidow's Bay is horror + comedy
>>221086901Eh scratch that not melodrama, just drama since MM is oretty grounded in realism and morally grey characters
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