All things considered she handled herself pretty well.
>>221081921She had balls of steel to go into the backwards of Maryland with two dudes she barely fucking knew, that's the really scary part about this movie.
>>221081921One of the really admirable things about this movie is the brisk timing and scheduling of events. It runs for 80 minutes (short gimmick feature, doesn't overstay its welcome), and the important dramatic stuff happens at quarter-points (20 minutes, 40 minutes, 60 minutes in): they start to get lost, the big flip-out over the map (the halfway point, the real breakage), Josh goes missing (things are very bad now, but not over yet). It's also bracketed into 8 days and 8 nights, a scheme which is so important to the narrative that they used it for the DVD chapter stops/scenes. These average 5 minutes apiece, with some longer, and others much shorter.
>>221081946They were fucking off camera anyway you realise
>>221081921is this one of the top female acting roles ever?
>>221081921The 3 hour fancut is must see, builds the tension beautifully
>>221081921The thing that always scared me about this film, even more than any supernatural element, is the three main characters being lost in this giant forest with no one to fuide them and potentially never getting out. That's much more frightening to me than any witches or demons!
>>221081946>>221082026This. She got double teamed by them on the first night. They were very close friends. It’s why the pleddit theory about the guys luring her into the forest to kill her is retarded
>>221081921Booger woman
>>221082292Lmao where'd you get that from?
>>221082067why didn’t i know about that already?
>>221081946>two dudes she barely fucking knew,They all knew each other's parents, they obviously weren't "strangers."
>>221083201Where did you get this idea from?
>>221082292>>221082026she was a lesbian dear chuddies
Why did this insufferable cunt have to kick the map into the creek? Just ignore the witch mindtricks bro
>>221082292Reddit is such a fucking neurotic shithole.
>>221082067what is this bullshit you're talking about, there's a 3 hours version made by fans creating new material? Or a 3 hours version using deleted and restored scenes? Or a mix of both?
>>221082292>>221082026Actual virgins
What was the guy's name she kept calling out? JOOOOOOOOOOOOSH or something like that? I love this movie so much.
>>221081921Yeah she bought a farm inna woods in the middle of nowhere Maine.
>>221084291Affirmative.
>>221084196If only there was a search engine where you could find this information.
>>221084429Yeah after scamming Charlie out of child support money.
>>221084444Many such cases.
How terrible was the sequel?
>>221081921Wrong. She couldn't handle:
>>221085027absolute unit
>>221081946Women literally do stupid shit like that all the time.Then they act all scared and play the victim over bullshit when it's convenient. How about pick one bitches?
>>221083849I don’t get mad at anything online, but I’ll check in on my local cities subreddit from time to time and get triggered at the absolute worst takes imaginable, knowing these people are out in my small city thinking these thoughts and wanting the absolute worst for the city I grew up in. One comment I read the other day was “don’t worry about it being mostly white here, diversity is quickly pouring in and it’s only a matter of time before they’re a minority, just wait it out if you can” in a thread about why they’re so many white people.
>>221085453This is so fascinating from a psychological perspective. These people have been brainwashed into believing that their death and extinction is the most noble and intellectual thing possible. It's like a weird suicide cult but on a grand scale. It's bizarre.
>>221081946>>221085378>men are le inherently evil and volatile, she was playing with fire!Behold: deracinated plebsThis was two young white guys with middle class backgrounds. She was never at any risk from them.>>221085903The browns chime in and cheer it on. I remember when it was a "conspiracy theory" lol, they openly dropped the pretense years ago
>>221081921>>221084472Isn't it weird how now every shitty horror movie gets praise and the people involved get careers out of them but Blair Witch which was legitimately a great successful film made with a micro budget didn't get the directors nor the actors anything?
>>221086658>>221084429>Hance stated in a 2021 interview that she was paid a sum of money for the use of her likeness in the sequel, but that it had followed eight years of "constant failure" in her life, and so she "took that money and just drove around North America, getting shitfaced for about two years, and hoping I would die. Like I did not want to be alive anymore.Same energy. If only she interviewed Notch...It was going to be big...
>>221081946I dunno, women in real life can often be really quick to trust men, and their instincts are usually on point. There actually is something to the idea of women's intuition, they can sense whenever something is off about certain guys. Cases like Ted Bundy are freakishly rare and infamous for a reason.
>>221086948Heather from BWP was the main character in a pop-culture phenomenon. Lordkat is not a has-been, because he never was anything in the first place. He's only known for being seething over Spoony, that's it.
>>221081921>I threw away the map the map was dumb
>>221087179By that point, they were trapped in the witch’s alternate dimension so the map was useless
>>221087129>they can sense whenever something is off about certainlmfao, noThey can only sense when some guy is an autist virgin incel
>>221083294Lesbians aren't real
>>221087207They couldn't know that. Throwing away the map was indeed stupid, irl it can be a death sentence, I wouldn't have been so lenient towards him.
>>221087627They had already seen multiple things suggesting there was a supernatural presence, they just didn’t want to admit it.
hmmm sequel
>>221087664>they just didn’t want to admit it.No sane person would, hence why the map should have been considered helpful at that point. And even if they knew they were in a parallel dimension it's really not the moment to get rid of anything that COULD save your life. You may as well lay on the ground and wait for the reaper.
>>221086948Holy shit.
>>221082292Then the Blair Witch is actually real.
>>221088546I grew up around there and can confirm there are many witches and ghouls/ghosts and spooky times
>>221081921>aimlessly wanders around the woods for a couple days>doesn’t defeat the witch>dies
>>221081946those guys were harmless. the "stand around in a corner doing nothing" type of dudes.
>>221087129>they can sense whenever something is off about certain guysMeanwhile every single woman you can talk to will say she had an "abusive ex". Either women systematically choose psychos, or they pathologically lie.
>>221085378>meet cute coworker>she literally sounds innocent and shit and is super nice>find out she smokes weed every weekend>think that's weird cause she doesn't look the type but ok>months in we're friends and hang out a ton and she tells me stories all time>she said for her high school prom college aged dudes bought a hotel suite and invited her and her 4 friends to it>she didn't know who the fuck these guys were>she went anyway>said she blacked out and doesn't remember most of that day>woke up in hotel lobby that dayI really do not get it, and like I said this girl was like Christian values type of nice person. Amazes me how easy it is to convince a bitch to do anything
>>221087664Who automatically assumes because a witch might exist in reality, our "guidance system" is automatically bullshit and useless because we're trapped in gayworld Imagine the distress you cause by sabotaging your team. Being level headed solves a lot of problems.
>>221089494It's usually the latter. Women are very adept social creatures, better than men at reading between the lines, but accountability is like cryptonite to them. They usually don't date psychos, just manwhores with tons of options, and when he chooses someone else over her, it's the same old sour grapes routine, "He's a psycho, narcissist, etc", but in reality, he's just a cool dude with a lot of options. She didn't really choose wrong, it's more often the case that he didn't really choose her in the end. Sour grapes.
>expecting a Blair Witch thread>entire thread dissolves into cuckoldry, trannies, and sexThis website has a mind virus and it's been around wayyyyy too long
How did they know?
>>22108969699% of those occurrences would stop if the jannies weren't compromised r*dditors allowing countless raids from leftists who hate 4chan and everyone on it, and could go on literally the entirety of the mainstream internet to spew their garbage with no pushback. But since the jannies are accomplices, they'll let those raids happen forever, and actual humans will continue to defend themselves against those evil creatures.
>>2210819462 not poor white dudes are harmless majority of the time, its in their instincts to protect women not harm them
>>221089696>>221089999CheckedI don't know why the dopamine for getting three you's for saying tranny is enough for crazy people to say tranny until the end of time every thread.
>>221082021good post>>221085453ive done the same with my city, brutal black pill
>>221081946I think they were all friends. Even so, I like the schizo theory that the boys orchestrated the whole thing to teach her a lesson.
>>221081946This. She would've been safer with a bear
>>221088581That sounds pretty cool, what is the fall season and Halloween like up there?
>>221084472me on the right
>>221089541The funniest part is the map wasn't even "wrong", they just couldn't accept they were being fucked with. If the creek, road, and landmarks don't behave normally you don't throw away the only object that lets you compare anything. You keep it just to prove reality is changing.Mike basically ragequit orienteering and doomed everyone because he got spooked by paper.
>>221090494Wasn't it Josh?
Alright, but what's not explained is how the witch kills anyone.
>>221090680Avada Kedavra!
>>221084429i hope this is what my wife looks like when she gets older
>>221089345Heh
>>221081946>the backwoods of MarylandFor me it's Redneck Zombies
>>221087129What makes Teddy so powerful that few women could smell his intentions despite being one of the worst and most dangerous people around by a wide margin?
>>221081921Is this someone from Sam Hyde's fishtank?
>>221089696you can leave anytime bro, our hostile environment is as necessary as ever
>>221090289yeah it really livens up the movie and gives i more mileage
>>221090289>the boys orchestrated the whole thing to teach her a lesson.They find some pieces of Josh in the forest, nice prank.
Should have used some of their own magic/spells...foolish.
>>221088546more like the wlair bitch project hehe
>>221086658Well, as for the directors, it was kind of their fault. They were burned out from making the movie and then all the press tours, publicity, magazines, etc. So they were offered to do the sequel, turned it down, decided they didn't want to do found footage again and just coasted off the money they made for like 5 years. As for the actors, they pretty much got screwed since they had to disappear for a while to make the thing credible. Then they were so associated with those roles that no one would cast them on anything else
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>>221091515What, some extracted teeth? I still have mine in a pot from my braces.
I'm gonna say it here. I liked Blair Witch 2 and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>221085027She couldn't handle a giant cock? :^(
>>221090358She would've been safer with a hairy gay man? How?
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