>I found a portal to another dimension. Better ask two college kids to help me research it instead of a police man or scientist. Oh and forget about weapons, that huge anomaly I saw last time that violently cut the the cardboard cut out in half was probably just my imagination. What the FUCK was he thinking?
>>221082041>this is my hole, it was meant for me
>>221082041>instead of a police man or scientistIf he brought the feds in they wouldn't let him explore it himself
>Oh and forget about weaponsI like to think the knife he had in the last act was one he brought with him along with the rope.
>>221082041>thinkingHe's a nigger.
>>221082041That would all be too expensive and complicated to film.
Yeah, let's call the government so they kill you to shut you down and everyone you told. Great idea, you naive faggot.
>>221082041>What the FUCK was he thinking?>I need some proof of my crazy story, and I don't have any friends, so I'll ask the college kids with the camera to come film proof with me
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the first intelligent horror movie is gonna be a landmark
>>221082041I wonder if he could've convinced the local news to come to his shop and check it out
>>221082041>instead of a police manIf you have a problem and call the police you now have two problems.
>>221082041>instead of a police manHe's black, that wouldn't have helped at all
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>>221082041>don’t bring any paint or sharpies to mark turns, let things get so desperate you try eating the creatures you encounter >it worksTypical nigger luck
Is OP legitimately retarded? He went to the first two people he knew who had a decent camera, and when shit went sideways with them he never left the backrooms. Any government agency he'd go to would suicide him with two bullets to the back of his skull.>>221084095He didn't seem lost at all throughout the film.
>>221082041I have a question, how did they get a camera into Backrooms that were extremely close to Clark’s portal?
He's a loser with no friends and 0 confidence. He probably cant have a conversation with an authority figure without dropping his spaghetti and awkardly walking away in enbarassment.(Its me, I'm john backrooms, I would have zero people to ask for help if this sort of thing happened)
>>221084126I mean the one Mark Duplass had. It was facing the standee, and caught Clark. But isn’t the Backrooms endless or at least constantly growing with every person that enters it? Wouldn’t Clark’s portray that he went through have been only recently made due to his entrance? It’s not like there was an empty room and then spawned just furniture upon arrival. But if it was just an empty room, how did the scientists manage to do a camera but still couldn’t find that portal ?
I think the college girl and the shrink was a waste of screen time. It should have been the nigger and his cameraman sidekick for the entire movie with bobby as the sole survivor interrogated by the Amongus guys.
So is this like an interconnecting subspace or something? You go through one portal, then through a bunch of rooms and somewhere is another portal that leads back to the real world instead without having any spatial relationship to the real places?
>>221084123>when shit went sideways with them he never left the backrooms.What to they eat?Oh wait, they answered that question. See, that's a smart movie.
>>221082041>call police>officers rodriguez and kowalski arrive at the scene, slowly waddle over with a confident swagger and start asking questions in a condescending tone from the insane black man, hands on sidearm holsters>he finally manages to convince them to check out the backrooms>he walks ahead of the officers>gets ambushed by pirate clark and is held up in the air by the throat>bacteria entity and other backrooms entities are also there, yelling at the cops to do something>officers take cover behind a couch and eventually manage to kill clark, hitting some bystanders as well after empying three magazines>rodriguez shakes hands with pirate clark and calls him an honorary white>kowalski compliments his pirate outfit>pirate clark screams incoherently in response>the officers collect eyewitness accounts from the bacteria entity and other bystanders before leaving the crime scene
>>221084123Oh cool maybe I just totally lost interest
>>221082070This, calling anyone at all is the weird part.
>>221082041Why would you think that a black man thinks are you also black?
>>221082041>Oh thank god, a police officer, I found some really spooky back rooms, I need your help investigating!>I don't think you have, mate.
>>221082762None of that makes sense. He would have borrowed the camera, recorded it himself and then shown it to people to confirm it's real. You woulsnt ask some retarded staff
The college kids reminded me of the film school squad from Better Call Saul.
>>221084095they taste good
>people overthinking a movie made by a 20 year old retard based on some vague noclip creepypasta on 4chan
>>221085108Is that some kind of black pirate man?
>>221082318This isn't north korea idiot, here in the civilized world the government works FOR the people.
Did he like own the place or just rent it?
genx boomer here, I'm just happy zoomers are creating things and having fun now. good show lads, glad you're having a good time
He was a dumb asshole who didn't take responsibility. That was his character.He took ppl in there so he wouldn't be alone. He had someone else operate the camera so he could have someone else to blame.he was happy to stay once he found the backrooms entities. He even made nice with them at first. But he was ultimately destroyed by his own golem in a saturnian twist.
i used to think i hated zoomers, turns out it's just the ones on 4chan. they're the only losers
>>221082122>if i do the smart thing i dont get to be a part of it>if i do the dumb thing i dieNigs everyone
I’d be frightened of glowies killing me if I told anyone about the portal. It’s obviously something they either know about or would kill to keep the secret of
