What's your top and bottom 3 Spielberg movies?Best:>Jurassic Park>Minority Report>Temple of DoomWorst:>Schindler's List>1941>The BFG
Best is Jurassic Park, Jaws, and Indiana Jones 1Worst is The Post, Bridge of Spies, and Indiana Jones 4
None. Fuck hollywood and its consoomer golems
>>221082418I forgot about Lost World and War Horse, they and The Post are the worst
>>221082329Raiders, Saving private Ryan, and Kinotin. Also last crusade was goodOnly shit one I've seen was kingdom of the crystal skull
>>221082329Project bluebeam the movie. The aliens demand we merge the American and Israeli military.
>>221082418>>221082479In light of how bad Dial of Destiny is, was Crystal Skull really *that* bad?
>>221082493It's been ages since I've seen it, maybe I'll rewatch it some time. I actually didn't hate the alien plot
>>221082329Top>Sugarlane Drive>Duel>TerminalBottom>ET>Jaws>Gooniesoverrated trash.
>>221082329Did Stephen Spielberg really say that aliens are here? I don’t think he’s at that point in life where he can just let something like that slip and no one follows it up with more questions.
>>2210823291941 was funny.
>>221082540The truth is interstellar travel is actually EXTREMELY easy but the powers that be have paid scientists to cover it all up and make it seem impossible/improbable.
>>221082329What did DEM ALIENS say about listening to Mossad's & Holocaust campfire stories?
>>221082540He did a 30 minute interview about it 3 days ago.
>>221082540>>221082608He's literally trying to promote a movie by saying shit
How the fuck has noone said Ready Player One yet
>>221082688genuinely wtf right?!
Top>1) Jurassic Park>2) Jaws>3) DuelBottom>1) RP1>2) The BFG>3) War of the Worlds
>>221082688>lost my folder of ready player one long leg folder
>>221082688I forgot that movie existed
>>221082493Crystal Skull was genuinely ok. It felt more fleshed out than Dial of Destiny which felt like an excuse to use the Indian Jones IP before Harrison died.
>>221082688I liked it. It was cool in 3D especially when they go inside the Into Games Machine world. The problem tho is that I feel like Spielberg probably directed about 20% of it and slapped his name on it.
>Spielberg appears on The Rewatchables>sudden spike in related /tv/ postswtf I love inorganic marketing now
wtf is "The BFG"
>>221082329Best >AI>ET >Temple of Doom Worst >The Lost World >BFG >Ready Player One
>>221082906An adaptation of Roald Dahl’s “Big Friendly Giant.” It was so bad I couldn’t finish it. Appalling to learn Spielberg directed that CGI nightmare
>>221082906Jesus dude, were you never a child?
>>221083031He made it shitty on purpose because Dahl was antisemitic.
>>221083062I'm 39, must be a zoomer thing.
>>221083096>roald dahl>zoomer thing
>>221082509Goonies is Dick Donner.
>>221082329>JP>Lincoln> A.I. Artificial IntelligenceBottom 3:Ready player one.War of the worlds.Catch me if you can.I think a.i. originally npbieng a Kubrick joint encouraged him to tamp down some of his more ‘pop’ taste tendencies
>>221082784> Crystal Skull was genuinely Kick rocks.The lead refridger > direct nukeThe cgi ants that went on forever, the weird femme faltie Nazi that failed at being apsexy at all.
>>221083031good thing about terrible movies they can be remade without fear they will be worse than the original attempt. Zero point remaking classic films that also are not dated, remake those terribly made films instead.
>>221083155Spielberg is the uncredited co-director of Poltergeist and The Goonies. This is an open secret in the industry
>>221083173He survived the nuke because he drank from the Holy Grail in the previous movie.
>>221083185Did Dick Donnor really need help though? Wasn't he a big director before anyone even knew who Spielberg was?
>>221083209Spielberg came up with the story and produced it, and he worked better with kids than Donner. So he was always on set helping direct things and even shot whole sequences by himself, some that never made it in the movie like the lost gorilla subplot
Spielberg has been washed for over a decade. He's so rich that he can make movies forever but anyone else would be in director jail for all the self-indulgent flops he's made.
>>221083209>dick donnerIs that a real name
>>221083327Longer than a decade. Most great 20th century directors just fell off a cliff during the shift to digital and CGI. Spielberg is lucky he still has some movies that are praised like The Fabelmans and Catch Me If You Can. Can’t say the same for people like De Palma and Coppola
>>221083372>Longer than a decade. This. His last genuinely good movie was probably Munich, the cinematography of the film still looks great, but it does a lot of the heavy lifting too.
Why all the hate for War of the Worlds? The ending where the aliens randomly drop dead from disease was kinda anti-climactic but that's just straight from the book.
>>221083496It has nothing going for it besides cool alien destruction scenes.
>>221082493In light of how bad Temple of Doom, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Dial of Destiny are, is the whole series just actually kind of bad? Raiders and Crusade are admittedly good.
>>221083512>Temple of Doom>bad
>>221083512What's good about Crusade? It's just Raiders but with Sean Connery acting like Jar Jar Binks.
>>221083544>It's just Raiders but with Sean ConneryThe answer to your question
>>221083512Take your Temple of Doom slander somewhere else. Real kinographers know it’s Spielberg at the height of his directorial power
>>221082329Best>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade>Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc>JawsWorstI'd suspect I haven't seen his worst films. Of the ones I've seen.>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SkullDumb idea, mediocre cast, distracting amounts of CGI.>The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Not terrible; but meh.>Schindler's ListSuper manipulative. I thought it was good on my first viewing; but on repeat viewing you see just how manipulative and mellow dramatic it is using every cheap trick it can to make you sad.
Spielberg's final movie should be a Jaws sequel.
>>221083693melodramatic is one word
>>221084013So it is, I don't use the word that often.
>>221082688my legs look like this
the only good indiana jones movie is raiders
>>221082329Best:>HookAbsolute kino. Peter Pan is the best book ever written and Spillburg did the impossible by creating the ultimate sequel to it and remaining entirely consistant with the origional.>The Time MachineSpillberg's most iconic film. If someone mentions Spillberg this is the one film that comes to mind for most people.>Ready Player OneSpillberg does "The Shining"? Fuck yeah! Also the amount of pop culture references and crossovers is simply devine.Worst:>JawsThe big shark attacks people genre has been done to death, this isn't an origional idea and in a world where Deap Blue Sea (Ice Tea) and Shark Attack 3 Megalodon (John Barrowman), both infinatly better shark movies, exist why even bother watching Jaws? I lasted half an hour before I got my phone out and started paying Candy Crush.>Catch Me If You CanBoomer shit. Plus DeCrap-rio is a groomer nonce.>Raiders of the Lost ArkWoke, like the rest of the films in this series. Lets make the Nazis out to be bad guys... Obvious woke propaganga, is obvious.
Minority Report is his most relevant movie that aged well. Is it true he is a pedo, or is it just unfounded rumors? His first movie is extremely SUS.
>>221083892Jaws 7: LandsharkWhen a mad scientist grafts a pair of robotic legs onto the ocean's deadliest killer the people of Amity Island learn that nowhere is safe. Starring Ryan Gosling as Brody Jr, Michael Caine as the mad Doctor Haibeine, and Zendaya for some reason.
>>221083184>Zero point remaking classic films that also are not datedThe reason this is done is to ensure the studios retain trademark and copyrights. In the process it gets a nostalgia publicity shot for the original so people try to track it down to rewatch it, that used to be about selling off loads of DVDs reprinted with impeccable timing, but now its about selling the streaming license again. The remake will usually get a fraction of the money spent on it they home to make off republicising the old version so any money the remake makes is a bonus, doubly so in the unlikely event it turns out to be any good.
>>221083536>>221083576It’s objectively just as bad as skulls or dial. And by objectively i mean in my opinion, which is the same thing and you are wrong.
>>221082688>Ready Player One
>>221082688Just very bland reddit movie
>>221082329Best:>Temple of Doom>Duel>JawsWorst (of what I've seen):>Close Encounters>AI>Ready Player One
>>221082688But it had big fat cat tats.
>>221082329interesting how physiognomy reveals evil very clearly
>>221082329Best:>JAWS>JP>RaidersWorst:>Ready Player One>Crystal Skull>War of the Worldsfrom what I've seen, that is>>221082509>Sugarlane Driveit's called Sugarland Express?>Goonies>Spielbergholy fuck. take a good look, these are the kind of people you share your movie board with
best: jawsclose encountersaiworstthe lost worldtemple of doomcolor purple
>>221084384based
>>221082329I dont like indianna jones no more
>>221082329Top:>Jurassic Park>Close Encounters of the Third Kind>Minority ReportBottom>Always>The Post>Amistad
>>221082329i love stevie, even though his best days are well behind himbest:>jaws>ET>jurassic parkworst:>the terminal (by a huge margin)>war of the worlds>ready player onehonourable mentions:>munich>private ryan>empire of the sunenjoy some tits
>>221084791>augustinabased.
>>221084811:D
>>221082329Best: Jurassic Park, Duel, Indiana Jones (any of the original 4)Worst: Schindler's List, Ready Player One, Close Encounters of the Third Kind
>>221082329Best:Jaws, Last Crusade, The Adventures of TintinWorst:Ready Player One, BFG, The Fablemans
>>221082559yup theres individuals coming up with propellant-free drive (practically infinite energy) but the govt keeps buying them out
>Best>>Empire of the Sun>>Munich>>Bridge of SpiesWorst>>Jurassic Park>>The Terminal>>Ready Player One>Haven't Seen>>Firelight>>Duel>>The Sugarland Express>>1941>>Twilight Zone>>Always>>Hook>>The BFG>>The Post>>West Side Story>>The Fabelmans
>>221082329War of the Worlds is kino.
>>221086066Munich is pure zioslop.>awww look how sad the Israeli terrorists feel over having to murder people
>>221082493It's mediocre. It's not as terrible as people generally remember, but it's also not like Temple of Doom where it's actually kino despite being the red-headed stepchild. (Get it? Because Temple is so red? lmao)
god, the whitehouse disclosure page is the most fucking embarrassing thing ever. they might actually kill off interest in aliens forever
>>221086549I was completely unaware of this. I just went to the site and it might be legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I fucking love this administration.
Best >Last Crusade>A.I>Jurassic ParkWorst>Disclosure Day>Close Encounters>BFG
>>221086549>picAliens as in immigrants, I bet.
>>221086680yeah
I only like Munich and AI. The rest are just CIA propaganda.
Poltergeist (yes he directed it)Raiders of the Lost ArkSaving Private RyanAlwaysCrystal SkullBridge of Spies (last I've seen)
Disclosure Day is really awful guys, don’t trust the reviews they are obviously paid shills or blinded by reverence to his admittedly impressive oeuvre.
>>221086698So cringe.
>>221083185I've never heard that about Goonies and dont remember anything to support that. Produced? Obviously but thats it. Poltergeist is basically the exact opposite in every way.
Wow Disclosure Day even rips off a line from Poltergeist
>>221086841I've never heard that about The Goonies either, everything I've heard about The Goonies production seems like Donner was definitely the guy running the show. That said, so many shots feel like classic Spielberg it wouldn't surprise me if he was slyly telling Donner where to point the camera.
>>221086744>>221082418Bridge of Spies was kino. Why did you hate it?
Best:>Jurassic Park>Ready Player One>Minority ReportWorst:>The Post>West Side Story>The Fabelmans
>>221086884Well good call, I absolutely do not have a working knowledge of it. So I look forward to revisiting it thanks. But otherwise I dont have a 3rd pick I guess. I really dont have a working knowledge of Crystal Skull either. Always was surprisingly awful. Something about the genre of low fantasy. Some of the worst films of all time. Its really weird.
>>221082329bestClose EncountersWar of the WorldsMunich/Minority Report (tie)worstFabelmansSchindlers ListIJ Crystal Skull
