why did they stop after the first season? The premise is decent but in the second half it starts to feel rushed and retarded. Still it was a good watch
it was nonsensical shit
>>221082832Tv was only trashing it 2 weeks ago
>body of a 30yo woman>brain of a 10yo child
>>221082916turd-world pedos on this board would tell you they prefer the opposite
>>221082832The only good episode was the one in the space ship, everything else is kinda dumb putting kids copies of kid brains in robot bodies and saying that they are the kids but soma(vidia game) already covered this. Also talking to aliens because they are robots is really dumb and also everything the humans do is really dumb.some reason companies own entire portions of the earth and can crash ships into each others places and literally no people of the world notice this or care and all the rich people just live on their epstien islands making androids and having corporate wars and then after like 5 hours your like wtf this was called ALIEN where the fuck is the ALIENI guess i dont have an alien folder i only have an aliens folder so have fun with this picture
>>221082832theres a second season coming. All these shows need 1-3 years now for their new seasons.No idea how this is workable with the binge watching culture they created.>>221082916Disney are satanic
>>221083257they are going to have more of an out of control xeno outbreak next season, Wendy is being set up as the plot device to control it.>ahh how do we do a xenomorph out break on earth without it getting out of control>we create a girl that listens to them (and that's what no one did)
>>221082832>why did they stop after the first season?It was a terrible fucking show and I shouldn't have to explain that to you. Anyways, they're making another season. Fuck you.
>>221082832>Still it was a good watchlolno
>>221082832Did they not go for more seasons? I thought it was picked up for another one.It wasn't very good though, so no surprise really.
>>221082832Because it was shit. The premise was not decent it was a totally unrelated and not particularly good idea with an Alien slapped in for no good reason.
>>221082832I haven't watched this because I refuse to consume streaming-slop. BUT Alien: Earth War was one of the many, many, many attempts to make a sequel to aliens. When Dark Horse Comics bought the adaptation rights for aliens and predator from Fox they got access to all of that stuff, and so the script and pre-production shit was turned into a novel, and a comic book. This is the same place the original Aliens vs. Predator came from too. Its worth checking out. Its not the greatest thing in the universe, but its solid.
this series would have been better if they revealed Yutani deliberately crashed the ship into Prodigy because it was a plan to wipe out the CEO and his company with Xenomorphs. I'm still hoping thats the plot
>>221082832where are her panties?
>>221082832Because it was utter dogshit. One of the worst shows I've ever seen. Didn't make it past four episodes.
>>221083491on my head
>>221082832I watched the whole series and in the end I still could not believe the child robot plot. Like it was engineered to be the shittiest fucking fetish plot they could've written into Alien. Fuck let me write a better plot: the ship crashed because other companies are jelly. Alien is contained because androids have skill. Androids kinda question working for inferior humans but not all the "am I human" shit. Other companies are informed (maybe by androids or ninja spies) of the alien. We start to follow a Yutani strike force against Prodigy and the series turns into survival horror because Prodigy has all kinds of fucked up research. The androids release the alien against the strike force because they want to live. Humans don't have skill against the alien.
>>221082832shes pretty hot when they don't give her a simple jack haircut for the show vnr
terrible show, everyone involved should feel bad
>>221083746KEK. I fucking hate her character, though. Every time she made that braindead “talking xeno” face, I wanted to slap the shit out of her.
nibs dsl
>>221082832>photo-shopped bootydammit you got me
>>221082916So, she's a 30yo woman?
>>221083491on my floor
>>221084606Nibs mogs although I thought Curly was cute also.
For me Chibuzo
>>221084795Chorizo?
>>221082916that's a nice fucking kitty right there
>>221082832she cute! There's one thing I don't understand: what's the difference between the Prodigy synths and the Yutani one (nigger)?
>>221082850I think you should go to bed now you are too dumb for the internet
>>221082832Sex
>>221082832can you imagine how hard those hybrids can suck you off
Assvengers: Coomday
>>221082916From everything I've seen, none of the droid people act like children except maybe that idiot redhead who acts more like a retard than a child.
>>221083306[*Marilyn Manson music syarts playing*]
>>221086623saars and his nig friend clearly act like 8-10yo boys
>>221082832>why did they stop after the first season?They didn't. Season 1 just came out last year, season 2 is in production.
Why do they keep giving women the most retarded and unflattering haircuts in TV and film these days? Her bangs were honestly distractingly ugly
>>221082832Fuck you
>>221082832How about a crazy ginger?
>>221086854She looks like she has nice tits.
>>221087010She doeshttps://www.aznude.com/view/movie/p/pistol.html
>>221086854>>221083280>yfw the second season teaser switches to the "Aliens" font
>>221086976Habsburg waifu is the best girl, fight me you faggots
I like her dad more than her as an actor
>>221082832Morrow was based, everything else was shit.
>>221082832nitpicky nerd shit aside, the vibe of this show and the characters were super fun, this was the best Alien IP since Resurrection
Season 1 was flawed but had some good stuff, we'll see how season 2 goes
>>221087039
>>221087137>>221086854She's a cute bug/nepobaby but goddamn her acting is shit.
It was awful. Shittiest implementation of the alien ever. Alien: Stranger Things aimed at tweens.
>>221082832I hope she gets more roles
>>221087479my friendmy matemy girlmy womanmy companionmy girlfriendmy wifehow many morename it
>>221082916in other words: a woman
Should I watch the first season?
>>221082832The show in its entirety was nothing short of abysmal.
>>221082832I watched it and remember nothing except an overdone Peter Pan allegory and the spaceship crash
>>221086976She looks and smells like a fish
>>221087688No. Nobody should.
>>221087688nope
>>221087039nice
>>221087688Maybe drunk/high as fuck. You watch the series thinking something awesome must happen because everything in it so shit and then the shit just keeps going on. Like the smallest problem is if a kids mind is replicated into an android the kid controls the whole internet. Then they ignore something like magic electronic control and spend seven episodes going "oh the kids gonna go insane in android bodies ooohhh nooo".
>>221087688Yeah, it's cool
>>221087688Good show, I watched it
>>221082982Why wouldn't anyone?
>>221082832I said it before but this show can only be redeemed if the xenos kill everyone from season 1 (Except maybe Olyphant and Kermit) and paint season 1 as just the starting point for the actual invasion of earth
>>221082832>why did they stop after the first season?isnt s2 in production right now? well it shouldnt because that show fucking sucked ass.
>>221082832not Biel level but I take it
>>221082982Thanks for the insight, trailer trash.
>>221087905in this day and age of alternative lifestyles, that's a good sign
>>221088282That won't redeem anything. It's already way too dumb and canon destroying. The xenos are pathetic compared to how they should be. And androids went from shitty Ash/Bishop level to T-1000s that can jump and land from a mile up then take off running at 100 mph, they can solo kung fu fight a couple dozen xenos with just their fists. And now the xeno is not special whatsoever since it's just one of dozens of le Disney OC alien species, most of them purposefully made better and more interesting than the xeno. Like baby eyeball.
>>221088682It would just be a step in the right direction if the xenos werent actually listening to the children, I was just hoping for something closer to the invasion in the comics. Hadnt thought about the android specs but thats true right since Bishop was supposed to be the newer model at his time. I liked the eye at least at first since its inevitable thered be other types of aliens in the universe, after all xenos were introduced as just a weapon of the engineers
>>221082832She's one of those women who doesn't look her best with makeup, she looks better and younger with a more natural look. However the show starts to fall apart after just a few episodes, but that’s usually the fate of TV series that focus too much on thesopa opera between characters instead of developing the underlying story, and it’s even worse when the writing is rather lackluster
>>221086976Never closes her fucking mouth properly and I want to hit her until she does.
>>221082832they don't make 2 seasons a year except that gary oldman horse show
>>221089064>since its inevitable thered be other types of aliens in the universeNo, it's not. The interesting thing about the xeno was that it was the first and only thing they'd ever found after centuries of space travel. And instead of being friendly, it was hostioe as fuck.>after all xenos were introduced as just a weapon of the engineersThat's was just stupid non-canon retcons from a failed ridley reboot.
>>221089064true, the scripts and lore for Alien and Aliens mention other lifeforms, so it's nice to see examples
>>221087098who has better dsl
Watching cheap drones melt heavily armored tanks in real life made me lose any hype for the xeno invasion. In a world where humanity can deploy skynet terminators accompanied by waves of explosives drones, the xeno is utterly fucked. Even in Alien isolation, if someone managed to hack the robots to actually fight the xeno, the entire hive would have been torn apart by workers bots, not even military grade stuff and the xenos would already be dead.
>>221089154i want to slap her face with my dick, if you know what i mean
>>221082832She is hot in a weird way
her and purnell should play siblings
>>221082832>lets have a show where adults play children and also there are some aliensthis shit was so irritating and im not a edgy contrarian shit poster like most of /tv/i heard nothing but trash about this series and i thought it was just /tv/ being /tv/ but no, you guys were right. this show is embarrassing
>>221082832>why did they stop after the first season?Because it was fucking terrible and everyone hated it, you retarded nonce.
>>221089226No, they don't.
>>221089227such i derpy face but fuck me i love it
>>221089227Stop trying to fuck fish.
>>221089472>t. fishface chink
>>221089211>>221089456Brother
The entire hybrid angle was something that the alien franchise did NOT need. It’s called ALIEN. We want to see the ALIEN in the fucking ALIEN show. Not your gay faggot donut steel OC aliens, but THE alien. The trend of taking an existing franchise and using it as a vessel for your own ideas needs to fucking stop.
>>221089456yeah they did
>>221089509>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MR. STRAWBERRY?!
>>221089768It should stop, but it won't. They have zero creativity anymore and they are very scared of risk. So they have lots of shitty uncreative OC made by untalented nepobabies, but are too afraid to put it out on their own and watch it fail hard. Therefore, they constantly attach it to popular series to bait and switch audiences
alien welcome to earf
>>221086976>nibsmore like nips eheheheh... check her aznude page
>>221089472Go away HP, we're making Innsmouth babies and there is nothing you can do about it!
>>221089509Goddamn those Hapsburg genes are strong
>>221089509royal blood btw
*sips*
>>221088682
>>221085773the black dude wasn’t a synth but a cyborg i think.
>>221082832>write some faggy script about le autistic kids stuck in adult bodies in space>oh shit no one is going to watch this faggy shit quick buy up a popular franchise!>CGI in a couple scenes with the thing from franchise you licensedThat's basically every other piece of shit streaming series for the past decade
Can't wait til this Nepobaby fades into irrelevance.
>>221082832cause it sucked ass and was gay
>>221088004That’s the part that fucking gets me. How the fuck could they not know that the androids could access their network? They built the fucking things. How could whether they built them with wifi or not be such a mystery?
>>221088682The Eyelien is the best character.
>>221089456Yeah they did. They don’t specify them by name, but the USCM has clearly encountered other alien species before:>Pshh … another bug hunt …
>>221082832The show sucked fucking dick dude
>>221088682To be fair you see that it takes several space-truckers to pull Ash off Ripley. And in Aliens you see bishop displaying super-human reflexes with the knife game.
>>221092495Yeah, androids have always been stronger, faster, and more durable.
>>221092446No, they don't. That's why they mercilessly mocked the obviously lunatic woman believing le aliens are real and it was a gigantic shock that her story turned out to be true. You fucking imbeciles are too stupid to even tie your shoes much less understand a movie.
>>221092624>>221092495Nah, Bishop is easily torn in two. Ash is easily defeated by being hit with a fire extinguisher. They were top of the line, best of the best that Weyland Yutani had. The nu-androids could solo ten queens and a hundred xenomorphs without any issue. You're making excuses for retarded retcons by people who didn't understand the original movies.
>>221092446Good point. It's clear they've met less-developed alien life before.
The writing for that obnoxious young ceo got worse and worse as the season went on. Also robo xeno whisperer as a plot mechanic is some mary sue donutsteel bullshit
>>221093230They found the idea of the xeno ridiculous, not aliens in general. She had also just cost them billions
>>221093408Why they thought it was ok to insult the perfect organism...Ill never know
Heh... so, lets have a 5ft tall chinaman scampering around in a brown rubber xenomorph costume in broad daylight using medium shots mixed with weird puppet closeups of the alien sliding on wheels out of frame and other garbage effects.
>>221093418It's definitely implied that alien life forms have been discovered before, since the company has a policy of making its crew investigate radio signals.And the very fact that they're pretty nonchalant about discovering the space jockey shows that humanity's been coming across weird shit for a long time.You just have to infer these things.
>>221087688YesEnding is retarded though, be warned
>>221082832her fingers look weird
>>2210939150/10 would not date
>>221091857he also has better 100 year old tech than zoomer corpo synths
>>221092417they made a bitch of him in that fight with a girl, although nibs was struggling against his grip before iirc
>>221092624a little
>>221093574you're hired!
>>221094658>>221092417Eyelien is a cute! A cute!
Wendy should take her clothes off in season two, otherwise what would be the point in having a season two?
>>221082832They haven’t stopped. It only finished a few months ago. They’re making more even though it’s shit
>>221082832I love this show.
>>221082832She cute. Might watch it just for she
>>221094658Why shouldn't she have that cadaver? It's not like anyone else was using it! Please end this ridiculous attempt to smear the honorable and curious eyelien!
For me it's the indian milf
