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>>221083633He was absolutely right
>>221083633100%
>>221083633Has the best balance of fun but when he needed to be serious he was not to be fucked with.
I only ever watched Bond portrayed by Brosnan so I know he's right.
Dalton is pretty overrated these days on the internet imo, but he was the closest to how Bond is in the books.
>>221083633notice he didn't try to do the big dick>I was a spy in WWII shit he normally tried to do because Fleming was also a spy so he couldn't shit on Bond for not being accurate
100% correct, but despite his god tier performance, his movies were mediocre. Yes, even Goldeneye.
>>221084251The old Connery films are pretty good, but they're different. They have these long travelogue sequences and and the action sequences are like flipping cars and 80 stunt guys fighting underwater for 20 mins. Brosnan only had one good film and 1 ok film. same with moore
Based and correct
>>221084298>Bond wandering around aimlessly in Istanbul for 10 minutes and just looks at stuff
>>221083633Hard disagree. Connery, Moore and Dalton all did a better job with the character than that Irish pretty boy. >>221084298>Brosnan only had one good film and 1 ok film>same with mooreLet's see:>lald - mediocre>tmwtgg - campy fun>tswlm - kino>moonraker - campy fun>fyeo - kino>octopussy - campy fun>avtak - should have been a Dalton filmThat's at least 5 decent films.
Bond is a psychopath. Dalton got closest to that
not sure i see how. Pierce was downright charming. Book Bond is exactly the kind of antisocial weirdo who would be out killing people for a career.
>closest to the characterMovie bond is the character uncstanky ass books didnt make the franchise famous
>>221084512>>avtak - should have been a Dalton filmPreaching to the choir.
>>221085254Connery is pretty unc too you know
>doesn't have the face or demeanor of a serial rapist>one and only film was the best of the franchise until 1995Why'd they do him so dirty bros?
Who was the worse Bond?
>>221085940The twink is stupid as hell and more akin to a Kingsman adaptation than anything. The queer was funny and entertaining, even though the movies were kind of shite.Neither are Bond, really.
>>221085860He's only like 27 in that picture.
Did any of you see how bad the new Bond books are?
Christopher Lee a retarded faggot confirmed
>>221086213This is surely a meme.
>>221084950This.
>>221086213if you don't realize that's an obvious parody i'm sorry for the clinical retardation your parents had to put up with.there aren't any "new bond books".the author has been dead for 62 years.
>>221086213
>>221083633was he though?he drank and casually did meth
>>221084950I don't care about bookslop. "Bond" is the image that society grew up alongside, what embedded itself into the collective consciousness wasn't Fleming's writing. That's basically Connery, Moore, and Brosnan.
>>221086213I have become pro book burning
>>221086213Ai twitter ragebait slop
>>221084272Dalton himself is great, but his movies fall short. Both of them are frustrating in how close to greatness they feel, but have enough goofy bullshit to drag them down.Honestly the same could be said about Brosnan's films, Goldeneye excluded (it's kino).
Correct. Sadly his movies are shitty.
>>221086257>>221086324>>221086412It's real. On His Majesty's Secret Service by Charlie Higson commissioned by Ian Flemming Publications for Charles III coronation.
>>221086324Did I say it was written by Flemming you fucking retard? Holy shit you're dumb.
>>221086523if it's not written by fleming then IT'S NOT A BOND BOOK you fucking trannie retard, it's just fanficand that's barely even fanfic, it's aislop parody lmaohrt has killed your brain
>>221086496What happened to Britain? I've never seen such a proud country fall so hard so fast by its own will.
>>221086535>IT'S NOT A BOND BOOKIt's literally a Bond book commissioned by Ian Flemming Publications you mouth-breathing faggot. https://ianfleming.com/book/on-his-majestys-secret-service/
Close your eyes and imagine Bond. It's the Brosnan version.Hell he's even the one in the Bond burger meme.
>>221086584lmao ian fleming is fucking dead you retard and has been for 62 yearsit's not a bond book
>>221083633Oh yeah, I remember from Flemming's novels that all Bond did was grunt non-stop for 100 minutes.
>>221086584Ian Fleming is the author of the James Bond books. He isn't alive anymore. He died before the invention of the internet. He did not "commission" anything.
>>221086593>DURR IT NOT REALIt is and you're a retard for assuming it was fake/AI.
>>221083633He's right.
>>221086625Ian Fleming has been dead for 62 years anon. I think there might seriously be something wrong with your brain, possibly rot caused by HRT. It's not normal to be this willfully delusional and insane.
>>221086625I for one was really hoping it was at least fakeIt's insane the shit that gets published and read, when looking up the book it has ratings above 4/5
>>221086540It's a real mystery.
>>221086617nice reading comprehension, retard-kun
>>221084293You have no taste
>>221086617The company is called Ian Fleming Publications, retard. He set it up himself after writing the first Bond book and it has been overseeing the Bond series ever since (there have been 8 or 9 authors writing Bond books since then). His family runs it. >>221086635>Ian Fleming has been dead for 62 yearsYou're retarded.>>221086646>I for one was really hoping it was at least fakeUnfortunately not.
>>221086324>obvious parody What’s obvious about that? This is literally exactly how libs sincerely write these days. When is the last time you went to a public library? At mine(90% white neighborhood) they line the shelves so that the books on display are exclusively by BIPOC or LGBTQ writers about race and discrimination, even in the kids section.
>>221086617>He did not "commission" anything.Yo, faggot, I've been reading this thread same as everyone else and can clearly see that OP clearly stated it was commissioned by Ian Fleming PUBLICATIONS. That's the corporation using Ian's name that exists today. How fucking stupid ARE you???Wait until you discover there are Star Wars novels not written by George Lucas and Star Trek novels not written by Gene Roddenberry. And the revisions to the King James Bible weren't written by King James after he was dead.You're a massive retard, evidenced by the fact you were wrong from the start and you keep digging in deeper with every retarded post.
>>221084273He wasn't a spy he was SAS
>>221086673>>Ian Fleming has been dead for 62 years>You're retarded.Holy shit you're actually mentally ill.HE'S DEAD anon, he has been for a long time. He hasn't written any more Bond books.
>>221086673>>221086728jesus christ trannies are actually fucking insanehow do we not fucking sterilize/euthanize these things
>>221086740>>221086749You were wrong on the internet. Stop being such a fag about it.
>>221086617>He did not "commission" anything.I just conducted a seance with my Oija board. Ian Fleming has just commissioned to come here and tell you you're an embarrassment, an imbecile, and to tell everyone that your mother and father were also brother and sister. You have the reading comprehension skills of a brown person.
If he were younger, Someone like Tom Hiddleston would make for a decent Bond according to the Fleming drawing. Better yet. If he weren't a kraut and old, Fassbender would be dead on.
>>221086740>>221086749So, you're a massive TROLL I guess because nobody loves you?WHO IS CHARLES HIGSON you massive fucking retard???? OP literally gave you a pic of the goddamn book cover.Are you REALLY this utterly fucking retarded?? Or are you just trolling hard because your festering axe wound means you get no other human interaction???>>221086673Right. Fucking. There. Charles. Fucking. Higson. Writer. Published by Ian Fleming PUBLICATIONS. Have you ever even stepped foot inside a library, dumbass?
Back in my day derailing conversations used to be subtle.
>>221086832Isn't anon arguing that Fleming's estate has been hijacked and publishing globohomo slop, so it doesn't really count as Bond literature?
>>221086837Back in my day we could have discussions without the iPad kids wandering in and screeching for attention. That troll may be one of the most retarded ones so far this week. This whole board has gone to shit.
>>221083633Maybe so, but he was too handsome. Bond is supposed to look like an unremarkable british man who doesn't draw any attention to himself, except for his cold killer eyes which show his true nature. Truth be told, none of the actors ever really looked like the actual Bond.
>>221086213Good lord
>>221086875No, he's clearly retarded and incapable of realizing it's his estate and not Fleming himself. Are you brown too? Are you not capable of reading his deranged posts and ascertaining that for yourself? Fucking retard. Go defend your boyfriends over at plebbit.
>>221086832I'm reading some of it now.>‘But you also understand one crucial thing. The greatest enemy is not a foreign invader, it’s not a Persian, or a Zulu, or an Argie, it’s the enemy among us. The greatest threat comes from those who try to undermine our great country from within. Be it a biased BBC journalist with a hidden agenda, a beardie from Islington who thinks we should all ride vegan bicycles and worship at the altar of Karl Marx, or a man in a dress who insists we call him “they”.>‘And – listen – no, listen, stop your laughing – this is serious – it can even be a member of our own so-called “Royal Family”. So, gentlemen …’ He looked over and picked out Ragnheiður and Marina. ‘And ladies. Real ladies!’>A smattering of laughter. Bond caught Ragnheiður’s eye. She looked amused. But it was inner amusement, as if at a private joke.>‘I’m going to speak to you in plain English. The greatest language in the world. Because you deserve that respect.’ Æthelstan was sounding more serious now. ‘I’m not going to dress up what I say in flim-flam and gobbledegook. England has been betrayed. And I’m here to ask you tonight, gentlemen, and ladies, what we are going to do about it?’Lol>>221086875No. He's a retard who didn't know there have always been new Bond books coming out and he's being pedantic instead of just admitting he was wrong and NuBond is godawful.
>>221086496From the writing style I would have said the author was a 15 year old girl who self-published her first fanfiction.
>>221086826>>221086883Unironically ALMOST, looks like Matt Smith with short black hair. I think it's the chin making a shoe face quality.
>>221086934They had the perfect Bond actor at the perfect age, but they went with Craig instead and now Sir Jorah is too old.
>>221086905>Bond caught Ragnheiður’s eye. She looked amused. But it was inner amusement, as if at a private joke.I bet 20 bucks "she" is actually a tranny.
>>221086759>>221086776Anon.... the author is dead. He can't write any more books.Literal mental illness.
>>221086930>Bond poured himself another glass of wine and tried not to show his disdain for Aethelstan’s speech. It was spurious to say the least. There was no acknowledgement that the English were outsiders, invaders, themselves. They were Germanic tribesmen, Angles and Saxons and Jutes, who’d displaced the indigenous Celtic Britons, driving them into Wales and Cornwall and Scotland. Why pick one small point in history? Why not try to put a Celt on the throne? Or go further back and put a Neanderthal there?He made Bond a redditor.
>>221086213>wants to carry out a coup>didn’t even make sure at least half of his operatives were disabledHe must feel like a total boob right now.
>>221086213Even setting aside the content of the text, this is just badly written. Just for the hell of it I'm gonna try writing it "better" while keeping the same content and sentiment.Birkett, a former Tory MP who had built himself a rather infamous reputation for pushing numerous conspiracy theories centred around everything from Covid Vaccines in 2020 to panic around 5G. Usually these conspiracies had some undercurrent of anti-immigrant, anti-EU, anti-BBC, anti-MSM, anti-cultural Marxist sentiment, and often with Climate Change Denial thrown in for good measure. Ultimately what ended his tenure was an anti-trans diatribe that just proved to be too much. After being shown the door he formed his own 'New Freedom Party.' As Bond assessed the room, the thing that stood out to him most was that the room was filled almost exclusively with men. Which was a rare thing these days for this kind of function, to the point of striking Bond as odd. Clearly Æthelstan had no interested in presenting even a pretence of diversity, nor was he concerned about maintaining recommended workplace demographics for his coup, Bond couldn't see anyone non-white, or with a visible disabilty, and there certainly weren't enough women to match the numbers of the men in the room. This was a party more reminiscent of an older era, one Æthelstan was more than happy to induldge in. In this place Æthelstan was king, and the king could do as he pleased.
>>221086954Such charisma as that wouldn't be allowed. Too powerful.
>>221084298the underwater scuba harpoon battle in Thunderball was fucking ludokino though.
>>221086749They sterilise themselves
>>221084950how else do you expect a secret agent with a license to kill to act when his colleague gets married then his wife is killed and they feed his legs to a fucking shark?
Reminder that Lee was a paper pusher who fed the rumor that he was some sort of OSS badass.
>you're a brown tranny!>no you're a brown tranny!/tv/ - Television & Filmthey were both brown trannies the whole time
>>221086702I found an amazing one on the recommended display bit"The Feminist Face of God in Auschwitz"Or something. Fucking deranged.
>>221086905>She looked amused. But it was inner amusement, as if at a private joke.100% confirmed she has a fat lady cock.
>>221083633Best Bond in the worst era. His movies are mostly shit, but yeah Brosnan was great.
>>221087061Kek
>>221084293Nuh uh
>>221086213I prefer not for my cortisol
>>221086832Look at this trannie meltdown. How can anyone actually be this unwell, just fucking insane
>>221086883Is that white spot at the corner of his widow's peak a highlight or a hole in his hair?
>>221086964Not a tranny, surprisingly. I also thought jr was supposed to be a parody but ok looking into it further it, it is all completely sincere. At this point I’m looking forward to the UK becoming a muslim caliphate, that will unironically be better than what it is now.
>>221087001Also for the record, this was deeply unpleasant to write from a moral standpoint.
>>221087217Once the cheering had died down, Æthelstan ploughed on, waving his blood-stained banner, but Bond tuned him out. He’d heard enough. Until the old windbag got onto something concrete about what he intended to do, Bond wasn’t interested. Frankly, he was confused. He had no emotional investment in the speech and so was able to sit back and break down what Æthelstan was saying without getting swept up in the rhetoric. Each line, taken in isolation, hit home and made some kind of sense, but put together they didn’t add up to a coherent argument. Æthelstan was firing off wildly at all kinds of targets, making a lot of noise, but the speech was rambling and unfocused. It lacked any kind of logic. Some of it was about the loss of Empire and influence, but that had nothing to do with Anglo-Saxon Britain. It was a British empire, not an English one. The speech was an all-purpose, jingoistic mishmash.A classic magician’s sleight of hand. Dazzle your audience, give them what they want, make them see what you want them to see, and distract them from the trick you’re pulling on them.The Internet was drowning in this kind of hogwash. And the likes of MI5 and MI6 were constantly having to monitor it, trying to spot anyone who was getting too radicalised and might start collecting semi-automatic weapons and making bombs. It starts with a disaffected young man. He feels powerless and unloved and wants someone to blame. He goes searching online and comes across an equally sad and lonely ally, realises that they feel EXACTLY what he does. They’re just as confused and angry and scared. He reaches out to them. Befriends them. Now he’s not alone. And soon they’re joined by others. Suddenly it’s a movement and they realise that EVERYONE feels this way. That they’re right to think the way they do. They’ve inflated their bubble and they feel safe inside it. All sense of perspective, of objectivity, has long gone. Everybody feels like they do./1
>>221083633Well shit. Seeing it's the best villain saying this, it's gotta be true
>>221087217>>221087292Except for those that don’t. They can’t deny that there are others out there who think differently. And who are they? They must be the enemy. They’re organised and they’re trying to stop you from telling the truth. So now you have to take action. You have to make a statement. Tear something down. Kill someone. Blow something up. Hit back at them.Whoever they are.Æthelstan’s private army was a toxic mix. Some were losers looking for validation. Others were thugs who enjoyed violence and wanted justification for it. They were the descendants of all those crusaders pouring out of the west into the Holy lands./end
>>221086967>point out than an autochthonous population has been replaced in the past>this is supposed to be an argument in favor of the replacement of a de-facto autochthonous peopleI don't get it
>>221087292>Each line, taken in isolation, hit home and made some kind of sense, but put together they didn’t add up to a coherent argument. Æthelstan was firing off wildly at all kinds of targets, making a lot of noise, but the speech was rambling and unfocused. It lacked any kind of logic.This is what happens when you refuse to name the Jew.
>>221085169Brosnan was smooth and oozed charm, but at all times it felt like superficial charm; it was as though he was putting on a performance to conceal his nature as a psychotic.
>>221086702charlie higson used to be a comedian so i always assumed this was just him taking the piss
>>221087001>>221087252You already botched it with your first sentence.
>>221087433Yeah that's why he's kino, he's a spy sociopathy is part of the job
>>221087490How so?
>>221087217>‘So, did a part of you think that I had really betrayed you? That I wasn’t going to help you? Did a part of you really think of me as a bitch?’>‘No,’ said Bond and he kissed her. >‘Whatever the truth. Whoever’s side you were on. I was in awe of you. I still am. You’re a supernatural creature.’>‘I’m just a woman. Why do men always have to turn us into something else? Into goddesses, Madonnas, muses, nymphs?’>‘Because we can never really know you.’‘You think I might still be bluffing now? Trying to work my way into the heart of MI6?’>‘I don’t want to think about anything anymore. Can’t we just lie here and enjoy this moment?’>‘No,’ said Ragnheiður. ‘First you have to make love to me one more time.’>‘You’ll have to wait,’ Bond said and laughed. ‘I’m not Superman. First, I need a good meal, a nice fat steak, some green vegetables full of iron, some decent wine, a glass of brandy …’>‘Bah.’One of the bad guys calls her his "bitch" so Bond has to white knight it and say women are so above men that we can't understand them (cliche). He then can't keep up with her sexual desire because she's a "supernatural creature" and he's "not Superman" and has a limp dick.
>>221087524yeah, i'm agreeing with christopher lee>>221087546Read it again>Birkett, a former Tory MP who had built himself a rather infamous reputation for pushing numerous conspiracy theories centred around everything from Covid Vaccines in 2020 to panic around 5G.If you're gonna open with a comma like "Birket, a [description]" you need a closing comma before you go on to add the next part. Without it the sentence is incredibly clumsy. It doesn't read naturally. It should be "Birket, [description spiel], [secondary description or an action]". The way you've written it you should just go>Birkett was a former Tory MP who had built himself a rather infamous reputation for pushing numerous conspiracy theories centred around everything from Covid Vaccines in 2020 to panic around 5G.
>>221087616I see, what about this.>Birkett, a former Tory MP, had built himself a rather infamous reputation for pushing numerous conspiracy theories, centred around everything from Covid Vaccines in 2020, to panic around 5G.
>>221083633Saruman is right. Growing up as a 90’s kid, Brosnan was pretty much THE James Bond. Suave British superspy in a tuxedo. He was on point almost to the point of it being a parody
>>221087710NTA. I like the original because Bond comes off as a frothing NPC. Cleaning it up ruins it.
So uhWhat does everyone think of Man With the Golden Gun?I really like it
>>221087761The Sikh With the Brass Plated Kirpan
>>221087751Yeah, I was mostly doing it for the practice. I taught myself punctuation on 4chan (public schooling is garbage), and now I'm just exercising that skill.
>>221087037Came to say this, literally no records of any kind.>inb4 "aahhhh noooo anon you don't get it he was so secret and badass and hardcore that they didn't record anything he ever did ever!!!Fucking retards. When will you realize the boomers made a career of lying about how tough they were, because for the most part you could get away with it until the last 25 years
>>221086213i just downloaded the book to see if you were messin with me
>>221086966You got clowned on, just accept it and move on. You said it was a parody, it blatantly wasn't.
>>221088114>trannie desperately trying to stave off 41%Sorry anon, your little fanfic isn't a James Bond book, because the author isn't alive anymore. Just like many of your discord contacts.
>>221084272Dalton needed one more movie. He's never really just bond on a mission.
>>221086213>Æthelstan was one of the most pious West Saxon kings, and was known for collecting relics and founding churches.What is this shit? lmao
>>221088351how do you combine your A and E together
>>221086540Unironically Anglicanism and its consequences. The freethinking protestants seemed like they fought for their idea of order, won and that then it was stable, and it was outwardly so, but in their minds the rot of freethinking kept developing, which leads to all the symptoms you're witnessing.
>>221083633>Bonds pussy hound tendencies are based on the sexploits of the guy who wrote Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
>>221084273He was friends with Fleming.
>>221088351The big bad claims to be descended from him in the book.
>>221086213Peak woke was so fucked.
>>221086213Why does it feel like Canada, UK, and US are constantly trying to out-pozz each other via shitty entertainment? It's like the world's most insufferable contest that no one wants and won't end.
>>221088462Are they taking shots at Bernard Cornwell?
>>221088478>was
>>221085940too early and probably not even worth comparing unless they do the same thing they did with craigs bondPre007 to AHHHH I AM TOO OLD I don't even like craige but he was done dirty since they really hammered in him being over the hill to keep doing the spy stuff after and even during skyfall. like they skiped his entire career to kill him.
>>221086213It says something that I'm not sure if "anti-BBC" refers to British Broadcasting Corporation or Big Black Cock in this context. I really hope it's the former.
>>221085860He snuck on to the set for the casting and got lucky, and he and his agent decided the Bond franchise wasn't going to last so he chose to leave after OHMSS. He was a lucky retard that happened to be a part of one of the best films of the franchise. Also had his voice dubbed over the entire time he was pretending to be the geneologist.
>>221088376Hold the Alt key and press 146Æ
Why does everyone cream themselves over Skyfall? Its soooo fucking boring watching him hide in a hovel with shotgun. God damn i hate it.
>>221088680i love cp437 so much brosalt 219 178 177 176used to draw ansi graphics all dayi remember trolling people on a multiuser dialup bbs chat room where where the alt 159 ƒ character would crash and disconnect mac users
>>221088208AVTAK would've been great for him, Moore hated it because he was way too old and he thought it was too violent.
>>221088765Okay but this is Unicode
>>221088728Because of Deakin's cinematography. Literally the only reason.
>>221088680i don't have the AE button though
>>221083633Goldeneye is the peak of the franchise.
>>221088728>Volkswagen beetle... I think.I like how they got shit for Die Another Day having too much product placement but it didn't do fucking anything near that bad.
>>221087001A bit too stiff, if you ask me. It reads like something rather formal
>>221088827fucking retard
>>221088462They should have added a scene where that guy rants about the american tv show Vikings having a anglo character named like him who had homolust vibes with the viking main character.
>>221086433living daylights ends weak but up untill the desert its a better from russia with love
>>221089760pressing alt 146 does nothing and i don't have an AE button i don't know if you're supposed to combine them or what
>>221088208Goldeneye was supposed to be the 3rd Dalton. It got trapped in development hell for like 10 years. by the time they were ready to make it, Dalton had aged out of the role.
>>221086749>how do we not fucking sterilize/euthanize these thingsthey mostly do that themselves
