>you gay
>>221085234>wheelchair but scifi
>>221085234HOLY SHIT
What is this?
>>221085677ayy lmao
>>221085234is this real
>>221085234>ayy... [wheeze] lmao...>dies
>>221085234>Do you want to know how I got this AIDS?
We're bringing back AYY LMAO just for this film
>>221085677Franklin Delano Roosvelt- The Untold Story
>>221085234Why is he so frail? Imagine getting abducted by these frail guys, I can 1v1 him
>>221085883The point of grays is that they're physically weak, but have psychic or technological powers that more than make up for it. You can't heem the ayy because you're immediately mind controlled.
>>221085234Emily Blunt keeps bogging herself, Jesus. I remember when she still looked human.
>>221085234>My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international racecar driver. One day a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I had to swerve into the retaining wall to avoid it... I was that baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z8HNHsBHMA
>>221085818
>>221085329Psi-chairBravo El Spielbergman
>and than and than>the whole news outlets report on it>and than>all people watching it>and than>disclouser day>and than>a real alien on a wheelchair comes in>and than>it says something>and than>MC says "listen">and than>the endwritten by a five year old
>>221085883They'll use their brain power to twist your nuts off
DISCLOUSER DAYis not about what would happened if they would disclouse the true nature of E.T. to the publicDISCLOUSER DAYis a half baked action movie about two people pushing for disclouser in the most unbelivable narrative within a scenario that is pure bullshit.There is a short, brief, moment where the question is asked about how people would take in an actual disclouser, but immiditley brushed off like: "they can handle it", end of story. Here is the thing,what kind of retard does one have to be to thing that a narrative told can only be sold from one side? Who the fuck knows, maybe elohim is real and we are all fucking slaves. You "believe" they would tell you? Also, biggest loop hole.Since when is it about believing?Truth is knowledge, truth doesnt have to be believed, 2+2=4, end of story. Nothing to believe in. It is either knowing or believing.FUCKING RETARDED NPC SLOP MOVIE
i thought it was going to be 150 year old FDR for some reason lmao
>>221085234Look how they massacred my boy
LISTEN!
>>221086444>>221086516>disclouser
>>221085234>ACK!
>>221085234>SOME>BODY
>>221085234>be ayy>study earthlings for decades>finally ready to make big address to humanity>show up nakedWhat did he mean by this?
>>221087309It's to assert dominance. Do you care if your dog sees you naked?
>>221085883they get into your mind and control your body. you can't do shit against their Professor X powers
>>221087368Sure I could.
>>221086444nice trips. too bad your nigger brain doesn't know the difference between "then" and "than"
>>221085234Reminder that greys are like avatars that are controlled remotely.
>>221085677new Xmen
>>221087329yes because my dog gets entranced by my big swinging cock and wants to bite it whenever i'm naked around him
>>221087309they all just wait until shit hit the fan and they can steal all the copper
>>221087329yes wtf
>>221085677Diversity, inclusion, and much-needed representation of disabled trans gay xenoforms of color. That's what this is, bigot.
Genuinely thought this nigga was going to be the reveal.
>>221085677Listen!
>>221087428Nah greys are drones created by humans for psyops, all abductions and alien encounters are military operations.
>>221087428That would actually explain why they're naked
imagine if an out of touch 80 yr old director makes a ufo movie in 2026, and he has nobody near him to lean in and say:>look boss, aliens are fake and gay and you need to make something subversive or visually interesting, cos this shit is played out and boringabsolute greyslop.
>>221085234>>221089627Did anyone think this movie was gonna be anything but hot garbage? Burg hasn't made a decent flick in years.
>>221088595That would’ve been awesome. “So yeah I left the planet back in 1977. Now I’m back. Let me tell you about the shit I’ve seen.” Since he got turned into an alien they wouldn’t even have needed to drag Dreyfuss on set. He could just do some voice work over Zoom.
>>221087368Bro just turn your brain off
>"ORION'S BELT!"
>>221090771More like Onion's Belt, lol
>>221085234PLEASE please I'm begging you if you go see this movie make the ACK ACK! sound at the reveal
>>221085234>LISTEN FAT
>>221090771WHERE IS IT
Damn. Patrick Stewart looking ^rough^ in these new Doomsday photos.
>>221085677Hollywoods new top actress.
>>221085234is it old or dying?or both?did it get covid?
>another movie where it ends at the part you want to see the movie start atIm good
>>221091747
>>221091853Patrick stewart was already shitting the bed in picard, dude should act his age and fuck off.
>>221085234
>>221092035
>>221085829>>Do you want to know how I got this AIDS?too much homosexual sex with gay niggers from outer space?
>>221085677
>the most libtard boomer ending imaginableAt least have the balls to make the alien a woke retard; which is what you know that jew wanted.
>>221085234>2 hours and a half to get to the titutal DISCLOSURE >bad CGI ayy lmao in a wheelchar rolls inspielberg more like senileberg
>>221092360Kek
>>221092360140min slop4min cgi slop
>>221085234>i've been expecting you
SOMEONE POST THE AYY WEBM PLEASEI CANT FIND THIS GARBAGE ONLINEONLY INTERESTED IN THAT PARTTHANKS
>it's another "movie was just a prequel to the actual important story we don't get to see" episode
This is so shitty, almost like some kind of dream sequence. ..and suddenly they roll the alien into the news station.So, it is predictive programing. And tonight, when all the npc's go to bed, they dream about this. Next day it is hard written into reality.
>>221085914Havana syndrome device
>>221085234where is the rip
Spielberg has actually gone full senileHe has entered the "I can't make a fucking movie anymore" club with Francis Ford Coppola and Ridley ScottHow do we have interventions for these guys?
>this fucking movie is two hours and 25 minutes long>nothing happens in it
>>221086516>There is a short, brief, moment where the question is asked about how people would take in an actual disclouser, but immiditley brushed off like: "they can handle it", end of story.this still pisses me off of a Tucker Carlson interview, where the equivalent of that was his reply
>>221085677a chronic goon addict
>>221085234Bulky set up for oxygen tank and CPAP machine >Doesn't use it
>>221088595Dreyfuss literally said celebrities turning their kids into trannies are evilThere's no way Spielberg is gonna work with him lol
>>221092333
>>221093476isn't dreyfuss jewish?
>>221086516>beings that kidnap children using Disney imagery>do weird (sexual) experiments on them>actually my molester is a good guy!More like Epstein Day.
>>221085234>change da world. my final message. goodbye
>>221085234boooo I expected the ayy on a regular wheelchair.
>>221087309He thought he was still dreaming.
>>221094806>During a screening of Jaws at The Cabot theater in Beverly, Massachusetts, on May 27, 2024, Dreyfuss disparaged "diversity initiatives", and launched into what was described as a transphobic, misogynistic, homophobic, and sexist rant, causing many attendees to heckle the actor, and many to leave the venue in disgust. According to eyewitnesses, Dreyfuss mocked the MeToo and LGBTQ movements and expressed contempt for parents of transgender children, suggesting that supporting a child's transition was indicative of bad parenting.[55][56][57][58][59][60]
>>221095259/our/guy
>>221085234>Listenpenispenispenispenispenispenis
>>221095259>expressed contempt for parents of transgender children, suggesting that supporting a child's transition was indicative of bad parentingEven a buckbroken chud is right twice a day.
>>221095437Oh fuck. Do you think they found it?
>>221095259How can one man be so based? What are some other good Dreyfuss kino?
wait, does this ayy lmao say 'listen'?what is 'listen' about?reminds me of that annoying ass fairy from zelda
>>221095541listen :D bro listen listen :D LISTEN
>>221095462Sure, if they were around Devon Island
>>221095259>Dreyfuss disparaged "diversity initiatives", and launched into what was described as a transphobic, misogynistic, homophobic, and sexist rantis there a video of this?did he really "launch into a rant" or did someone ask a retarded question during the Q&A?
>>221089667*decades
>>221095259In other words perfect casting for an ascended being with an important message for mankind
>>221095541hei rissen
>>221095561im trying but i dont hear anything
>>221095541the last line of the movie is the alien speaking and bogface lady starting to translate with "listen..." and then it cuts to credits
>>221095609no wayso the ayy doesnt even say anything?lmao at anyone who pays to see this shit
>>221095609Jesus.
I’m ok with a certain amount of ambiguity in a film if there’s a point to it and it’s done well, but this just feels gratuitous. If someone paid to see your movie then give them the alien bros whole speech.
>>221095609No he says “Listen” and then it hard cuts to a picture of Steven Spielbergs erect bonar like they did in fight club.
How about you spoiler that shit you fucking asshole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, fuck you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your 4chan bros. You ruined my fucking evening you neet piece of shit.
>>221095784thank you for your service
>>221095767The boner in fight club wasn’t hard.
>>221095609>bogface ladyGoddamn
>>221095784>I had been looking foward to this all weekt. the problem with modern cinema
>>221095808The real ayylamo.
>>221095808Imagine doing this to yourself. Women are retarded.
>>221095784>see ayy-like pic>enters thread anyway>gets madYou have only yourself to blame.
>>221095811They call me the Problem Child
>>221095609just read the wiki plot synopsisholy shitwatching that must be absolutely infuriating
>>221092360Good morning saar
>>221095541Hey listen!
>>221085234HAHAHAHA.....LINK TO TORRENT?
>>221095983Fake news you double छोigger.
I really liked the alien design for this. There were some shots where it looked a little ayyy, but toward the end where you start seeing them in detail, it's really cool. Easily the best design for gray style aliens in a long time. The message of the film is strong. It doesn't have the same sense of scale as older Spielberg movies. It feels like it was edited/shot for short attention spans, but it's still better than most shit that ends up in theaters today.
>faggots really thought ayys were going to be revealed irl with this shitflickLMAO
Wtf, I dont believe in Christ anymore
>>221096140>The message of the film is strong.ayy lmao
if you want a far superior story about two young siblings getting exposed to an alien entity and one of them trying to figure out what happened, with lots of mystery, action and spoopyness, play Control
>>221091916
>>221095983The jeet is right, huge asses are fucking disgusting.
Ayy lmao
>>221096451Control would have been a fitting title for this movie or The Great Deception.
>>221086444You forgot about the cinematography lil bro
>>221093476>Jaws 40th anniversary show>Dreyfuss comes out to talk to the audience>goes on a 20 minute rant about how trannies are bad and parents are evil for allowing their kids to take hormonesbased to the max...but also not a good time for that speech . People just wanted to hear about Jaws.My friend went to the show and said it was pretty funny
>>221096758
>>221096488
>>221093476>>221096812That's honestly surprising considering he's a liberal faggot that hated Robert Shaw.
>>221096971Hes a liberal but he also wrote a book complaining about how schools don't teach civics anymore
>>221096140>The message of the film is strongwhat is it? the wiki plot synopsis makes it seem like a bunch of nothing with a rug pull ending
>>221095259didnt know he was kinda based
>roll Unc Lmao into the newsroom>Ayo listen up young niggas>roll credits
SOMEONE POST THE DAMN AYYY WEBM ALREADY WTF
What if they rolled him out and he started shitting himself
>>221085329so progressive and brave
>>221095983the post has nothing to do with asses, are you stupid
>>221085234Reminds me of that other fake and gay thing
>>221085234>be ayy lmao>can build ufos that defy gravity>can't even build a hovering wheelchairlike seriously wtf, i thought they were smart
>>221085234>scene in bar of people watching tv>everyone is frozen, mesmerized by what's on screen>somebody yells out "FAKE & GAY">everybody laughs and goes back to drinking, bar tender switches channel
>>221085234>Disclosure Day>Doesn't discloseCan this fucking burnt out hack retire already
>>221095609>"listen..." and then it cuts to creditsfucking cunt had nothing to say about anything.why did he even make this movie?
>>221085234This movie is so fucking boring I almost killed myself. He took the 2min of interesting things happening and put in the trailer. I thought there would be more to it, but no, if you watched the trailer, you literally saw everything. I wish I was joking.
>>221097945It does.>>221098358The movie is the disclosure, the ending is the rest of the world about to learn what the characters (and us) know.
>>221098522>The movie is the disclosurealiens exist and the government knows is hack shitnothing new to say after 50+ years of spielberg thinking about ayy lmaos
>>221098522I wonder if they'll make another one?
>>221095609lol
>>221085234Why is my nigga in a wheelchair
if homey aint tridactyl he can piss off
>>221099118Xey was abused by glowies.
>>221085234Wow the pre-release buzz was completely fake marketing bullshit with this one. This was genuinely bad. A bad imitation of his former glories. Spielberg is fucking washed and needs to retire
>>221096758is this real?
>>221085234Paul looking old af
>up you honkeys.
the scene where Emily Blunt is trying to crush her cellphone was weird lolwhy did Spielberg make it such a long scene
>>221099408yeah it was boring as fuck and then ends
Close Encounters of the Third Kind remake when?
>>221100062He really hates smart phones.
Anytime my ex wanted to watch a movie or a show with me I'd just put on Ancient Aliens instead of anything she suggested and she'd get bored and fuck off after about 15 minutes. Thank you, based Ancient Aliens.
>>221090771>>221091834Look man, that's just what the little dude inside the big dude said.
Why do humans think aliens would want to have anything to do with us? Aliens want to come to Earth as much as you want to jaunt over to the North Sentinel Islands to have primitives chuck rocks and sticks at you, maybe if the aliens were religious kooks who wanted to convert us to their gay religion, but they probably can't figure out interstellar travel.
>>221101082I forgot to mention that I'm trans.
>>221101082Yeah, I don't trust these gay ass space niggas.
>>221091894Worse, monkeypox.
>>221100062There's quite a few scenes like that.
>>221092935I doubt there are enough people going to see this shit to have any kind of impact whatsoever. The only people who still pretend to give a shit about aliens are the Trump administration and Spielberg.
The alien handler explains everything to the main characters and audience at the same time.Not sure why the alien needed to show up in person instead of sending mind rape projections like every other time in the movie though.
>>221095841What is the charge? Eating a meal? Succulent Japanese potatoes?"
>>221086516>thisI wanted to see the world’s reaction to… Disclosure Day. Instead, it’s disclosed at the end…
>>221093247>How do we have interventions for these guys?Keep supporting new films by Gen Z while boomerslop like Mandalorian, He-Man and this all flop at the box office.
>>221103469THIS
>>221096488ACK ACK!
bravo berg
>>221096758He'a back!
>>221098838Disclose2Day
>>221098522>The movie is the disclosure
>>221103806In slop form!
the movie should have been about me DISCLOSING my penis into Emily Blunt’s asshole
>>221085234>species capable of intergalactic travel>wheeled in on a fucking wheelchairBravo speilberg
>>221085234>secretive entities influencing World Events from the shadows is a good this: here's why
>>221085234>LISTENhttps://youtu.be/URtqADoz9uA?&t=20
>>221105192gaayyyyyyyyyyy
>>221106791hmmm sounds like world jewry
>>221099408next you'll be telling me that Obsession isn't actually a better film than Backrooms, that's crazy talk!
>>221107499One stinky pile of shit vs the other stinky pile of shit
>>221085234shit movie.
>>221107514if the media had just called them both bad that would be more respectable. what happened is literally every critic going "sure Backrooms is okay BUT..." because they all got emailed the exact same talking points. they're more like pod people than the Body Snatchers.
>>221107499Obsession is great. Are we still pretending it's garbage to impress other anons?
>>221107555no we're pretending its great because 4chan is being paid to promote it. stop giving the game away or I'll tell our supervisor.
>>221086546kek
>>221095259god-tier levels of based
>>221096758>>221103806
>>221107589what a dreary existence you must live, where you've imposed on yourself that you are not allowed to like anything
>>221107944Calling out astroturf isn’t “can’t like anything.”
Was the end Maggie warging into the everyone's brain as the allan?
>>221107944that's the life of the chanmonkey, he needs to fit in with the other chanmonkeys
The...
>>221100062because that was a a car commercial
>>221096971Old school liberal. It's not that he went to the right, but that they move the line way to the left and now he's basically a nazi.
>>221092035I love how even the AI said "fuck it" and just put a bunch of shit in the lower section. It's a bit of Bayformers meet that Jesus paint repaired by some old lady.
>>221096758DELETE THIS
>>221099177>Listen here you little shits...
>>221096025wtf is that real
STILL NO WHEELCHAIR AYY WEBM KYS RETARDS
>>221109741Its basiclly one frame, not much to make a webm at all.
>>221085234ayylocaust survivor bravo spielberg
>>221088583>grey>of color
aliens are so fucking cringe and gayIf this actually happened IRL no one would give a shit.
>>221109741Still no panty shot jpg
Literal garbage tier movie. Christians probably laughing their ass off watching this. I lost brain cell pirating this bullshit. Holy shit it's cringe.
>child getting molested by a bunch of yidney animals in hansel and gretel houseoy Vey rabbi speilberger ya done goof
>>221108903Nyo
>>221111111yee
>>221105192>humans are... le bad!Truly original. Thanks Spielberg. Now tell us what you did with Heather O'Rourke.
The only real ayys itw.
when a gay jewish alien speaks i sit the fuck down and listen
Shrimple as
>>221111111
>60 years worth of crashing footagewhat an absolute ayytards
>>221110343love isn't just black or white, it can be grey too
So, tell me, what jewish boomer ideology did (((Spielberg))) infuse into this abomination of a movie?
>>221095025lol. Oldfag detected.
>>221096758Based
>>221111524I don't think they wanted to gas all the Christians in the land surrounding Devil's Tower in this one, though he found another way to piss on them it seems, idk i've only watched other people's reviews
>>221096415I've never understood the 'if aliens are cruising the galaxy in spaceships than Christ isn't real' thing. To be fair, this only seems to come from Evangelical Christians.
>>221087309I can't stop laughing when homie suddenly coo cooing like a goddamn pigeon. What the fuck is spellberg doing?
>>221112059words are magic according to them so they are trying to manifest it into reality by saying it over and over just keep laughing
>>221085234>LOOK HERE>LISTEN>GOING OFFLINE DOES NOT FIX IT>THEY CAN STILL SEND RADIO SIGNALS CALLING ME A TINY GRAY NIGGER TO ALPHA CENTAURI
>>221111318Based
>>221095609>post credit scene>translation continues>"Listen...never gonna give you up...never gonna let you dow-oh you son of a bitch"
>>221111416WHERE ARE THESE CAM SCREENSHOT COMING FROM?? its not on any torrent sites
>>221085234yo grok is this real?
>Listen!
>>221085234>surf dracula: the movieBravo Spielberg!
>>221112109>What the fuck is spellberg doing?Crack + Fentanyl, with helps with bowel movements at his age.
>>221111318>tfw I was in that threadMy sides were ejected at the time and must be near Pluto right now
>Government admits to aliens and ufo's >No one gives a shitJust like real life
>>221112109>ayy lmao
>>221085928lmfao
>>221085677she finally manage to land a role on her own two feet
>>221114554Fucking kek
>>221105192>friends of humanityYeah. I believe you. Cattle mutilation was a little roadent and not these good guys. Thanks Shekelberg, thanks CIA, thanks Tom Hanks
>>221105192>good natured and friends of [...] the bad guysListen... that's fucking retarded.
I literally cannot take anything involving aliens seriously anymore after the ayy lmao meme.
>>221085234Listen... UP. HERE'S THE STORY, ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
>>221111111checked
how do i download this from onlyflix? it saying it take too long to load download links try again later
>>221116428Stream it, you knucklehead.
so do you fags just sit there watching trash tier releases of cam rips and this is how you engage with the medium? sounds pretty pathetic, like someone who watches a youtuber stream a game then you act like you played it
>>221085677Stephen Hawking returns.
>>221116521hey xister, it's free
>>221116521You really think all the retards on here who post threads about movies currently being shown in cinemas actually went to the cinema to see them? Kek the vast majority of the posters in these kinds of threads are literal subhumans who can't wait for a proper release and will watch a shitty cam for their dopamine high and of course don't leave mom's basement often enough to drag themselves to a theater either.
>>221116451i dont want to stream.......
>>221116710or maybe movie theaters are gross and full of nasty smelly obnoxious assholes like you? why would I want to sit near you. you're disgusting
>>221117428Based. We should all watch a cam rip together in chat and call this guy a faggot
