https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEz5xbzYPKI
>>221090031Didn't the animated one come out like 5 years ago? Why remake it so soon?
>>22109008216 years ago.
>>221090031Dwayne lookin like a female abo in this one
>>221090031Hopefully they corrected the narrative flaw in the climax
>>221090122What were they thinking putting an enfeebled, geriatric Rock in a muscle suit and a wig and trying to pass him off as some buff 30 year old Samoan islander bro?
>>221090082more importantly, what about the third movie? I watch moana 1 & 2 all the time with my kids, i'm actually invested (they're good movies). live action sucks>>221090106moana 2 came out in 2024
I was gonna say "this is a really bad AI" but apparently it is actually real and just unenthusiastic bad acting with no charm, not AI slop...
>>221090122He actually looks like the average maori dyke from North Island.
>>221090031Sweet! A completely unnecessary movie without Auli’i and her sweet titties. This is definitely a not watch from me!!!
>>221090031So they remake an animated movie that was done 10 years ago with the exact same main actor, recreate it 1:1 and cgi 99% of it, so it's basically just the same movie again, only with a 60 year old steroid junkie in front of the camera instead of just his voice?
>>221090031guy's looking old
>>221090031Dwayne looking like those old Gigachad memes. I hate the passage of time.
>>221090721and audiences love it. lion king remake nearly did 2 billion. disgusting and soulless but that's modern disney.
>>2210900822016 was 10 years ago... >I'm so old now
>>221090431Is this a live action remake of Moana or Moana 2?
>>221090721>>221090082Because the hierarchy of power in the DC Universe changed after Black Adam flopped, so this whole remake is about soothing the Rock's fragile ego.
>>221090031Where is the part about child sacrafice and cannablism?
>>221092186>there will never be a movie about australian abos taking out the uterus of baby girls and raping them to death, and then cutting off the penis of boys from the urethra to the baseWhat a wonderful culture
This trailer makes me MOANA shit
i genuinely thought this was AI generated
>>221090031Yag Sparrow
what the fuck is wrong with america
>>221092811everything
>>221090031>I didn't hit er, i did not
>>221091723I want off this ride, bros...
>>221090031>brown peopleoof. pass
>>221090563>average maori dyke from North Island.Oddly specific
>>221090031Why does he look like a woman
Not sure if the Rock or Bank Manager
>Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Heh... more like "Drains My Cock" Johnson!"
>>221090106It was 10 years ago nigger
>>221090031
>>221090031https://youtu.be/Mqvc00qu-3Y?si=0s51pLRwr0WL_Y4c!!!FACT!!!
the hierarchy of power in the Disney live action universe is about to change
>>221094842I can't tell if this poster got the joke wrong on purpose for irony or if he's just retarded
>>221090031the rock is starting to crack and flake
>>221096182The Fossil
>>221093031Go to Rotorua and you'll see.
>>221090031live action remakes of 3D movies are pointless if most of it is CGI
>>221096413Rotorua's aight. Wellington and Kaikoura were my favorites. Also, didn't realize until I got over there that prostitution was legal. I fucked a half-dozen Kiwi whores, was top tier. There was a half-Maori girl who was my favorite, very sweet and a perfect ass.
>>221096036Explain how I got the joke wrong, coward.
>>221090031Gross
>>221090031>what can I saaaaay except - "im old now!" (Im old now!)>I cant use HGH now anymore>what can I saaaaay except - "im old now!" (Im old now!)>I think i am about to croak!
>>221093660You dont know who the FUCK you're posting about!!
>>221090592Which is retarded because I guess having one foot in the grave Dwayne Johnson is fine as a LITERAL DEMI GOD but having prime Moana Big Titty Girl play her is not okay...
>>221090082Moana is literally the only brown Disney character that white kids care about
so much time, effort and talent wasted on something with an absence of ambition.
>>221095768banger
>>221096725Everything is fucking backwards nowadays..
This is the type of movie AI is going to replace and I won't give a single fuck about it.
>>221090031I feel like I've been hearing about this movie with the rock in a body suit for 5+ years now.
>>221096783That's what every aging man says
>>221096807Yes, I’m 65 years old and I want to watch Auli’i’s titties swaying like the ocean she’s sailing. Kiss my ass.
>>221090031The fact that this trailer shows the rock more than the actual main character tells you everything you need to know about this garbage movie
>>221090031Why is The Rock wearing an obvious muscle suit? Does he not have enough muscles anymore?
>>221097124He hit the end of the line: docs told him if he didnt drop the roids he'd die, so he dropped them and is shriveling up into an old bald lesbian now.
>>221090031what the fuck I thought it was an AI trailer from OP's picture and the video thumbnaildoes the rock have aids
>>22109008238 years ago if you can believe that
>>221097031Showing some real "I'm actually a tough guy" energy there.
Funny how they can make a beat for beat, word for word, scene for scene live action movie of a cartoon...WHEN THEY WANT TOO, but for other things it's always "Nobody want's to see that, it's been updated for 'modern audiences', it's the writers artistic take it's 'their' version, etc al"Funny indeed.
>>221090431>what about the third movie?It's in development, but probably won't release until 2029 in the earliest.
>>221097275Hes has the AGE(s), plus half a lifetime of juicing.
>>221096732Wut about Lilo?
