>2026>hollyywood production>spielberg>million of dollars>cgi ayyyy
>>221091711i look and smell like this
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>>221091711LISTEN!>ayy lmao
>>221091831kek
>>221091711>cgi ayyyyDid you expect them to film a real ayy?
>Listen...hollywood is God. Consoom the media you stupid fucks
>>221091711Greys are the kino design and Spielberg knows this
>>221091711Fucking spoilers. I wanted to see the movie this Saturday. Fuck you OP.
>>221093119>didnt know the movie about aliens has aliens in itok retard
>>221093119>expending your time and energy on the consumption of jewish mediawhat a cuck lmao
>>221091711holy shit why is spielberg so obsessed with fucking generic looking aliens
>>221093078>starts post WW2>Cold War era planes and weapons being tested in the midwest and desert>people notice things but dont know wtf it is because its new tech>think its aliensIts so simple
>>221093078I love the little elf guy holding a box in 1970
>>221091711>Listen… there are no refunds if you’ve watched all the way to the credits
>>221093314
>>221093336That looks so fucking fake and gay
>>221091711what a fucking hack
>>221093315thats my nigga blinky. he really likes ginger ale and heroin
reminder the government recently disclosed the existence of female alien cat women
>>221091711>>221093529
>>221091711Fucking woke Hollywood DEI garbage. They honestly couldn't even cast a real fucking alien?
>>221091711>E.T. is now gay and dies of AIDSThat's all neat an all, but what's happening with all the wars, and international loans, and rising cost-of-living and Palantir, and mass AI operated suicide droneswarms? And the kidfucking and the obvious post-mortem organ harvesting?
>>221093710Are you feeling suicidal anon?
>>221093119just don't come to this shithole in that case, that's what I had to do
>>221093119ayy lmao
>>221093258It’s literally about the same aliens the government have been covering up since Roswell, it makes sense that they’re classic greys
>>221093258how do you expect them to be portrayed?
>>221093290>>starts post WW2Nope. LONG before the age of flight. When we finally managed to develop tech that gave us controlled flight in WWI, the pilots saw the shit there, and WWII pilots saw the shit while doing their missions as well.>>Cold War era planes and weapons being tested in the midwest and desertHuman aircraft have easily recognizable flight profiles. The craft observed by countless people shared neither the flight profile, or the visual signature of human developed craft.>>people notice things but dont know wtf it is because its new techWhile this certainly happened with observations made from long distances, it doesn't explain the objects observed at closer ranges, nor does it explain the non-human flight profiles observed both visually and through RADAR sources.>>think its aliensYes. Because that's what the evidence suggests.
>>221093529>digitigradeHuh what's that so they have webbed feet?
>>221094021it's when the legs got that bendy part
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>>221094013nigger stop sniffing your own farts.aliens have never visited earth. theres nobody else within a billion lightyears from us.what pilots "saw" was hallucinations because they spend hours flying over water and sky where all they see is shades of blue, white and grey. your brain will literally start making shit up if its bored.and the rest of the reports are made by drunk rednecks from idaho, so pretty much worthless.its a cultural phenomenon, this is why the vast majority of "sightings" happen in north america since the mid 20th century. theres barely any of that shit in china during that time, only recently when those people became infected with the globohomo culture as well.and "flight pattern" observations are worthless when the average person cant even gauge size and direction of an object reliably at 50 feet away.eyewitness accounts are worthless, even if those people genuinely believe that they "saw something" we are all easier to fool than we think.
IS THERE CAM OR HDTS PUBLIC TORRENT LINK? or is just on private for now?
We've had flying tech and free energy tech before. Most of the "great works" of the "FOUNDERS", buildings in amerrica were here when the continent was conquered.Look up the worlds fair.
>>221093510>he really likes ginger ale and heroinWow, the aliens really are just like us!
>>221094047Minotaurs have unguligrade legs I take it
>>221093995Like real aliens, the really creepy kind. You know, Somalians.
>>221093119>movie about ayys have the most basic depiction of ayys conceivableOh no, my goyslop is ruined!
>>221093119Stupid fuck.
>>221094406>muh world's faircasual reminder that rocks and sand and minerals are doing massive amounts of compute and providing you with information, sound and visuals through invisible waveforms
Just came home from the kinoplex. This movie unironically fucking sucked. Don't get the hype. It might be Stevens worst alien flick
>>221094013So why do the aliens only visit bum fuck middle America ? Why not Paris
>>221094124if she real
>>221094013You sound exactly like a religious nut. lol
>>2210917112+ hours of nothing happensthey show that retard (ayy lmao)credits roll
the company hid aliens for 70 years from the government and only hired retarded staff
>>221093078Don't go posting pics of my waifu
>>221094740she real my boy
>>221091711>LISTEN!>READ MARX!>READ LENIN!>GAY SPACE COMMUNISM NOW!
>>221093119>The aliens in the Spielberg movie look like the aliens in other Spielberg movies
>>221093119It's literally the most stereotypical alien design ever. There's even an emoji for it
>>221093710>kidfuckingThat's in the movie.
>>221094528Yes, which is retarded, they could never balance themselves.
>>221093078>all human concepts of aliens are bipedal
>>221094133Wrong.
>>221095073You sound afraid.
Those screenshots are from camrip? or the trailers?
>>221095830You just KNOW its bs
>>221095886Not helping your case. lol
>>221095919probably a mobile pic, the movie just came out
>>221093529Can I get one already, please? I'm so lonely.
>>221093078>always tiny weird men out in the woodsThey are just gnomes, aren't they
>>221091711Im pretty sure if aliens existed, they'd be so forign and alien we couldn't even imagine them. Grey aliens are a kino design but so unrealistic they take me out of movies.
>>221096050Aliens are the modern version of medieval elves, dwarves, gnomes, fairies, sprites, etc.
>>221096077yes and those are all DEMONS
>>221093495prove it's fake. debunk it.
>>221096128Prove Jesus didn't rise from the dead. Debunk HIM.
>>221096108So true, brother. In fact I'm pretty sure my "down's syndrome" son is actually a changeling.
>>221091831OP BTFO ahahahahahaha
>>221095830Maybe that's the most common form of life in the galaxy? Noone needs 6 legs. It introduces unwanted complexity.
>>221091711christianbros whats our answer?
>>221093078Is there any infography like this one but with actually good illustrations?
>>221096275who created the ayys?
>>221096219NTA but that's absurdly unlikely. Look at how many bipedal vs. non-bipedal species there are on this planet. It's like 10 trillion to 1.
>>221091711>it’s another humans are the guys flickBravo Spielberg
I’m gonna shit a brick if a digitally de-aged Richard Dreyfuss makes a cameo
they should have went with the reptilians for a change, everyone has heard about them by now
>>221096502That would have been too on the nose.
>>221096447That extra pair of legs used for locomotion instead of toolmaking isn't getting those lil furry niggas off planet.
>>221096172I rose from the dead too.
So we need to do what Israel says otherwise the aliums will never visit us and eventually we will blow ourselves us before we can explore the universe?
>>221093710ET dies of aids in the original movie dude.
I think the disclosure should have happened midpoint in the movie and then in the second half we see the pandemonium that such a reveal would causeinstead it happens in the very end and the entire movie is just a whimsical cat and mouse chase between the bad guys and the ayy-powered protags
What if in Independence Day, instead of saying welcome to earth, Big Willie had said Welcome to Girth and made the alien suck his meaty cock?
>>221097304>gets raped by alien tentacles >is gay in the sequel
>>221096219Its a massive outlier on earth. And human bipedalism isn't something that's a 'good design' a lot of brain power and muscle power is dedicated to keeping us from falling on our fucking faces constantly. Its why boston dynamics had to spend millions and millions of dollars over years and years to get a robot that could move on 2 legs. For an intelligent technological civilization to exist you can put some kind of error bars on things, but even then its supposition based on a sample size of 1. You would need SOMETHING that would let you manipulate the environment with a minimum amount of dexterity. Doesn't have to be arms and legs. And it would probably be helpful if it could hold things while also moving. They would also need some way to communicate and time-bind information, which would predicate some level of socialization. If you look at life on earth you can make a safe assumption that 10-6 legs is an optimal body design. 6 legs gives you an inherent stability since you can move freely and always have four feet on the ground.
>>221097295>the pandemonium that such a reveal would causeIn 2026? I expect half of the world not to care, and the other half defiantly insisting space is fake and gay.
>>221091831>in b4 "AI was used so you lose" fag gets here
>>221097611in real life? sure, it would probably be like Don't Look Up, except instead of a meteor, aliensbut the movie could have shown something more interesting
>>221091831I just watched it. This is indeed the alien. It's sucked hard. BeeTV. It's on.
>>221093119never come to tv right before a movie you want ot see is coming out. this place always posts leaks and spoilers
>>221098148Fucking Revenge of the Sith had more convincing special effects, what's Spielberg's excuse?
>>221098211Dude uses every hokey trope in the book. There is a part that involves an action sequence that would be like 1 in a trillion chance.
>>221098247he's still stuck in the 80's when it comes to action scenes
>>221097295the movie was a drag for 2 hours then it endsmovie never grew on me either
>>221098211the cgi is noticeably bad animals and train looks like shit in motionshit sucks
>>221094013>random farmers wouldn't see this in the sky and recognise its not aliens
>>221091711Hey, I've seen this one!
>>221094013You're retarded. Go watch X-Files until you get tired and fall asleep to Coast-to-Coast AM, fag.
>>221091711Grey aliens don't even anal probe you anymore, they just look at you like this
>be me>finally watch Disclosure Day after all the hype>intense as fuck, shocking af >actually pretty truthful in a lot of ways, based redpill vibes >but holy shit it's WAY too fucking long >acting all over the place, inconsistent garbage >like so bad it's good sometimes, pure kino crashout moments>last 30 mins though? absolute fucking gold >telepathy stuff was cool as shit, had me tearing up like a little bitch for 5 straight minutes fr fr no cap>relatable as hell to us true UFO alien believers, felt that one in the soul>if you're a real schizo ufo truther like me you'll probably like it>but ngmi if you can't endure the mid slop first >worth it for the ending tho, 10/10 would cry again>tldr: Disclosure Day - mid af until it isn't, then pure based alien kino>#ufox #ufos #alien #disclosureTop kek, enjoy posting that on /x/ or wherever, faggot. They eat this shit up.
>>221091831I just got out of the movie. This is the alien in it. You idiots actually believe chatgpt over real people.
>>221095080Its more like Escape to Witch Mountain with adults instead of kids.
>>221099422Ayyscape to Devils Tower
Anybody else think it was weird that in a movie about Americans four out of the five major characters were played by UK actors?
>>221100133Americans can’t act.
>>221100133I was surprised to see Colin Firth in there for sure (didn't watch the trailers)
>>221093547gayy lmao
>listen>you are bugscan't decide which was the lamest yet...
>>221100561>you are bugs bunny fans and cool people Awww thans!
>>221092491Anon is old school, he wanted an Alf-like torso puppet.
>>221094536>real aliens, the really creepy kind. You know, SomaliansOh no, don't take me with you, cinnamon goddess, aaaahhhhhh!!!!!
>>221094013>Human aircraft have easily recognizable flight profiles.Lol. Humans are really bad at judging speed, direction and size of a flying object against a blank/dark sky background. A lot of the secret flight testing in Area 51 involved...drones. Small, highly maneuverable and strangely shaped aircraft. To a bumfuck yokel, it looks like them ayyyliums or shieeet. Also, for some reason, UFOs in footage tend to have navigation lights on them. I guess the FAA has jurisdiction across the Alpha Quadrant.
>>221093078western countries are currently being invaded by these creatures
>>221097423Based Birrin fan.
>>221094528>>221095765a minotaur is just a big jacked dude with a bulls head. look at the pottery.
>>221100561is this real? did the author get mad at some chud calling him a bug or something?
>>221094013Literally all the big profile UFO footage from the navy has been explained.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-4ZqTjKmhn5Qr0tCHkCVnqTx_c0P3O2t
>>221101640>cock sheath ayylmao>with spindly legskino
>>221091831lol
>>221091831AI damage control in case it's a real alien since this image isn't in its database yet
>>221093119It's spoilered and even says 2026 Speilberg.
>>221091831I fear for the future, people take AI's word as gospel.Everytime I've searched for some niche information the AI answer has been wrong after checking the source it pulled it from.
>>221093314>>221093336This is the spooky one. It was on youtube as early as 2009.
>>221101936AI is trained from reddit posts, so you have to pick the kinds of things reddit would be correct about.
>>221091711>>221091831The rip is on Ok.Ru. Do not pay to see this lmao Spielberg might kms. It's awful and I liked his War of the Worlds. Audiences are going to crack up or ask for refunds. And of course no mention of Israel or Mossad. Worst glowies ever1/2 star
>>221101613This. People have their heads in the clouds looking for UFOs, UAPs, UTPFORMYBUNGHOLEs when there's a literal alien invasion happening right in front of them.
>>221092464>>221096190>>221097635>>221091831So are those 4 indians or samefag?
>>221091831>believing this garbage that always returns bullshit answersThis is Heimdall fucking retards
>>221099141/x/ is full of retards who legitimately believe we went to the moon and the Earth is a globe.
>>221093078xenomorph?
>>221091711Kino
>>221091711Cooler than a metamorphic crab with no face.
