>yup, this is definitely MY james bond
do you know what it's like to not have a dick that works, mr bond? it means you are basically gay
is it actually gay to torture another man by whipping his balls or just a bit zesty
>>221093544he was admiring his body and shit, it was a bit gay
I don't even understand this scene. Like, if your crime boss said "I'm going to smash this guy's balls until he talks" and then he like went and got a chair and broke the seat out of it? And then he got a rope thing with a ball on the end? What the fuck even was that thing? Where did he find it? It looks like the velvet rope that ties the curtain back in an opera house.Why wouldn't you just tie him spread eagled on a table and hit his balls with a stick or something?Why is the plan to hit his balls by hooking something around the underside of a chair?? I'm not even sure I could hit a guy's nuts dead center like that without some practice.
>>221093451Brosnan is easily the definitive Bond to millenials. Goldeneye + the game were fucking massive
>>221093451You know this happens in the book too. You're not an illiterate retard, are you OP?
>>221093451There's literally ball torture in the book thoughbeit
>>221093451>Doesn't know GoldenEye existsbait used to not be believable, but that's because I'm an intellectual monster.
>>221094176>>221094181My Roger Moore would never agree to getting cock and ball tortured, book accurate or not.
>>221093451your Bond is always your 1st Bond. But you're right, they did jerk each other off by saying this is the best one. >>221094174shut the fuck up you youtube historian watching washed up moldy before you even broke your pecker zoomer piece of shit
>>221094148it was an attempt at subverting bond for being problematic to modern soft millennial audiences. the only thing worse would be taking away bond's avocado toast lunch
>>221093451>bond isn't woke>woke is when you make characters black (but only a black person is allowed to say this)>woke isn't when you>>make his boss a woman>>torture and humiliate a male protagonist, up to and including CBT>>have him saved by women, repeatedly>>make him admit to having gay sex with a queer man>>give women agency over his plot - she decides if he gets shot, she decides what he does next, she decides if he gets to save her>>have him fail a reversed version of the bechdel testRemember, being naked and having muscles is a male power fantasy.Cutting his neurons with a laser, giving him permanent brain damage so that he cannot form relationships due to face blindness, and then having him prove he's still strong and romantic enough to rescue the woman, is definitely not how a female fapfic would go.It definitely isn't female to want to hurt male sex objects.
>>221094148>And then he got a rope thing with a ball on the end? What the fuck even was that thing?It was a rope tied to a rock. >I'm not even sure I could hit a guy's nuts dead center like that without some practice.Probably hit him in the taint and butthole a couple times.
>>221093451James Faggot Bond is one of the gayest characters ever in history of fiction.Literal malding breakdown by some bongcuck at the loss of their meme """empire""" then making shit up to pretend as if bongland is still relevant.It's only fitting that the movies were faggy too.
Brosnan is our bond the best bond, you cringe zoomie
>>221095954Hes the only black bond I could have accepted if they insisted on pozzing it up. Ten years too late thoughover
Nah, I was a teenager when this came out, and my James will always be Pierce Brosnan. I grew up playing Goldeneye on N64. I don't think any Millennial would choose Craig's bond over Brosnan. I think Craig's bond was actually made for gay boomers to stroke to.
>>221096229Go rewatch any other brosnan bond flick, they're all complete garbage
>>221093451This is a scene straight out of Flemming's novel.Bond gets his balls bashed in the book too.(I think it's a it's a horsewhip in the book instead of a rope)
>>221094148in the book, they just threaten to castrate him with a knife.It is a weirdly specific change.
>>221096227True I would except based sir idris as bond, especially if all the women in the movie were white.
>>221096229Craig's Bond was for girls, very explicitly. He was cast by a woman, and he has money shots with his shirt off.
>>221096274It's actually a wicker carpet beater I think
>>221096342Cast by a woman means it's for gay guys. That's fine, but let's be real.
>>221093451Sorry zoomie but we already claimed the GOAT Bond since we were the ones enjoying golden eye on N64, GenXers were obsessed with moors bond.
>>221096393>>221096393>not the edit where the wheel reads BBWRetard.
>>221096342>this is our handsome british spywere millennial women retarded?
>>221093544It wasn't gay until he sniffed the rope. Then it got just a little gay.
Pierce really helped construct the franchise. I mean he added gravitas and heft to the object. Its proportions ballooned.why can't I put this joke together?
>>221096565Bro, the casting director was a 62 year old woman WHEN IT was being made. Does that sound like a millennial to you?
>>221093451I expect you to smell of piss Mr. Bond
NO!NO!TO THE RIGHT!
in the end, moore was the best bondbrosnan could have been good but his movies were too much rambo and not enough thomas crowncraig was a chav and nobody thinks he was the best anything which is why i'm not bumping this bait thread
or like what if he had been eating chili oysters the night before and the first time you hit his nuts his colon heaved and sprayed a half gallon of hot oily shit and bacteria water all over the floor? Would you just keep walking in your cool little circle and monologuing? Would you step into the puddle to drag the chair away? Do you have a mop??
>>221096643I'm starting to think boomers won't ever die
>>221093451>Bond with balls destroyed boomlennials could relate
>>221093451I always wondered, did his dick stop working after this scene?
>>221097836>did his dick stop working after this scene?No, he was able to bond burger eva greene right after this.
>>221097836No, that'd turn women off
>>221097996What does sex (with bruised, pulped balls) feel like?
>>221096638the specific bloat brosnan added was well received. he managed to shape the extra fluff into a good filmyeah it's not quite landing
>>221098085Like salty bags of milk
>>221098144Damn
>>221097063>chili oystersno food is worth diarrhea
>>221096643millennial is a state of mind
>>221093451This plus not having Eva Green naked or even in something sheer enough we can see that gorgeous cunt's body told me that James Bond was now gay.I've never really watched a james bond after casino royale.
>>221093451did anyone else develop a cock and ball torture fetish from this scene?
>>221098310>>221097996Did someone say Eva Green?
>>221098085His balls just swelled up to the size of grapefruits, like a chimpanzee
>>221098434>>221098445I want Eva Green to torture my balls and FEED me her pussy
>>221093451Pic-related is Zoomer James Bond. Brosnan was boomerlenial James Bond.
>>221098490Yeah but what happened to the good old posts where we talk about how sophisticated and elegant she is?
>>221097063the most american post of all time
What’s the hardest you’ve ever got hit in the nuts, /tv/?Once in elementary school a kicked soccer ball absolutely destroyed my balls. I fell to the ground and like 20 kids surrounded me in concern like Spiderman 2.
>>221098561No, that's just how Zoomers sound in general. Complete with total run on sentences and stupid shit throughout. It's the fault of social media like the tok.
