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>>221097709You'd think a serial rapist and sex trafficker would try to keep slim just so their dick could still keep working right?
>>221097756Google buried penis.
absolute unit
>>221097709He's a big guy.
>>221097799Obesity is often linked to difficulties maintaining an erection.
>>221097709When is Putin finally going to say enough and deploy him to the front lines?
I don't appreciate the threads you've made about me. So you're gonna take them down, nice and slowly, or else I'm gonna take you down myself.
>>221098010You're in late stage alcoholism. That bloat doesn't lie. Why did you do it?
>>221097709>The Buffet is Under Seige>On Delicious Ground>Out for Jellybeans>Marked for a Diet>Hard to Dress>Flambé Down Below
>>221098843>Hard to Breathe That's probably my favorite
>>221098867>Tough to LiveIt's his best
>>221098006Putin likes him, I like him, he has fans who like him. Only people who "dislike" him are a bunch of trolls online. I put "dislike" in quotation marks because they don't really like or dislike anything, they're just empty vessels doing what their favourite youtubers or memes tell them to.
>>221099038>Putin likes him, I like him
>>221098843>>Out for Jellybeans
>>221097709Making a cute hapa daughter to appear in the Hesei Gamera movies is the only worthwhile thing Seagal has ever done.
>>221097709Why doesn't putin put him on ozempic?
Why he wants to be Russian so bad?
>>221099383He thinks it's funny
I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Janny...
>>221097709This seagal stole too many fries.
>>221097709Relentless samefagging itt
>>221097979Doesn’t matter. Just up the Viagra dosage.
>>221098791it drink pretty good
>>221099038>>221098006Putin doesn't like this guy he definitely uses him as some sort of useful idiot. He's probably a spy without knowing it.
>>221098010>>221097709He heard wisdom was found within, so he wanted to give himself a lot of room to look for it.
>We will never get Van Damme vs Seagal in a last dance big movie like The Expendables. So sad bros.
He’s big enough now to give JCVD a good fight
>>221100260Putin is living in a bunker now, afraid of his own lackeys
>>221097709Ridiculous fat fuck.
this unit is stompin on bo bos
how do you even get fat in russia? What do you eat? Shitty stew and pelmeni filled with stinky cabbage?
i want footage of this lard ass running from a drone
>>221097709Another astroturfed NAFO thread?
>>221097709im disappointed theres no drone footage of him getting smoked. imagine how awesome that would be
>>221102014He would deflect drones using his ki
>>221097709I don't believe this is natty. He is cheating somehow.
