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06/11/26(Thu)20:43:11 No.221097994

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Anonymous 06/11/26(Thu)20:43:11 No.221097994

>go to kinoplex to see The Furious (2026)
>it's my day off and i just wanna see some martial arts kinography on its premiere night
>open the big swingy door and waltz into the plex (it's a big 22 screener)
>kinoplex nemesis in the lobby standing next to the butter island when i arrive
>heart sinks
>FUCKFUCKFUCK i just wanted to watch a movie by myself
>start sweating profusely and pray he hasn't seen me already
>start power walking to the ticket scanner
>thank god he hasn't seen me yet
>usually get a large popcorn, two bags of cookie dough bites (i like to mix them into my popcorn so they get nice and melty), a medium dr pepper, and sometimes chicken tenders and waffle fries if i'm really feeling crazy
>can't risk it this time i know he will speak to me if he sees me walk up to the concession stand
>fuck it i will enjoy the furious without food
>shitty trailer after shitty trailer wow nothing has changed
>HEY ANON
>oh no who is that seated behind me
>HEY HAVEN'T SEEN YA IN A WHILE HOW ARE YA YOU FUCK
>OHNONONON
>NO COOKIE DOUGH THIS TIME?
>i fucking book it outta there
>heart is pounding out of my chest, massive knot in my stomach and my balls feel tingly already
>the urge to piss is insanely urgent
>HEY ANON i hear shouted from behind
>made it to the lobby but it's too late
>guy in concession stand yells THIS NIGGA PISSIN HIMSELF
>phones get whipped out as a trail of piss spills down my pant leg and in horror i glance back and see it extending past the hallway i started running from
>a sea of laughter and humiliation fills the lobby as a cup of dippin dots hits my head
>i fall and my glasses nearly crack as a tray of nachos is flung toward me, narrowly missing me
>thiscantbefuckinghappening.jpg
>with the last of my dignity i drag myself out of the lobby and hide in the bushes out front until my mom shows up at her scheduled pickup time
>have to put on a brave face for her and not admit that it happened again
>can tell that she knows i'm lying to her
fuck my life