What a fucking nothingburger holy shit
>Screenply by David KoeppHas this man written anything good?>inb4 jurassic parkNobody likes Jurassic Park for the script, they like it for the effects.
>>221098026the trailer looks awful
>>221098026I don't get it. Did people think some real might be revealed, it's a movie.
>>221098026>emily bluntShan’t be watchi->josh oconnor Alright I might wa->colman domingo Shan’t watch
>>221098064You'd expect SOMETHING to be disclosed judging by the title but the alien comes out at the literal last minute and goes "I have to tell you guys some crazy shit" on tv and then it ends
>>221098026Pluribus prequel
>>221098120I wanna watch it
>>221098049not true, Jurassic Park was a big seller for Crichton
>>221098049Michael Crichton wrote Jurassic Park
is there anything you get from watching this movie that you don't get from reading the wiki plot synopsis?because the whole>LISTENthing sounds really bad
>more "what if le government hid things and lied to us?!?" boomerslop from a director stuck in the Watergate era
>>221098026the most Jewish response possible
>>221098120>You'd expect SOMETHINGWhy? It's just a movie you moron
spielberg has been thinking about aliens since the 1970s and hasn't come up with something interesting to say about them besides>what if they existpathetic
>>221098317You're right, I should've knownnbetter than to have expectations for a major motion picture in 2026
>>221098350> knownnbetter
its kind of funny to me that people assume this jew has some sort of insider knowledge about this stuff just because.. he's a jew?
>>221098120>the alien comes out at the literal last minuteSo he did the same thing he did with Super8? Looked up Super8. JJ Abrams actually directed it and tried to ape Spielberg's style.
>>221098350What expectation? That a movie made for theaters would reveal some secret to you? A 5 year old would expect that. You're a complete moron.
>>221098350Yes, you should know better than to expect fictional science fiction movies about aliens to tell you real things about aliens.
>>2210984244chan is the place to learn real things about aliens. The truth is unironically here.
>>221098120thank you, anon. i won't be wasting my time watching this.
Cucks mad there wasn't an alien reveal. It's a movie you fucking jackasses. Directed by a jew no less.
>>221098208Spielberg optioned the rights before the book was finished/published. He heard about it at a party and smelled money, so he bought the rights and started working on a script based off an unfinished draft. Still mad that almost everything from the first book has been cannibalized for the sequels except the best part of the book: Genaro and Muldoon broing it up as they drive around the island wrangling dinosaurs.
>>221098392Another movie that was fucking garbage
>>221098786Its a really solid first half that blows it all in the second act. The 70's kids in ohio making super 8 movies and discovering an alien when the government loses it is solid twist on ET. But instead of a cute empathetic alien you get a dumb cloverfield monster you don't care about.
>>221098049His best screenplay is Carlitos Way
>>221098858I didn't care about ET at all, disgusting little monster
i liked super 8
>>221098896Right, wtf was spielberg smoking?
>>221098679play trespasser, the game from the 90s.
>>221098931hey wait a minute...
Close Encounters of the Third Kind is better than this movie.
>>221098026Predictive programming for Project Blue Beam.>>221098049Well actually he took everything from the book so, yeah, he's a fraud.
>>221098052This, I cringe at it every time I see it in the theatre.
what the fuck did emily blunt do to her face
>>221098348because he knows they are actual demonsthe movie portrays demonic possession quite clearly with the bad guy using an alien artifact to possess a nun while she holds tight her crucifix to try and fend off the possession
