How come people are suddenly going to the movies again? I thought streaming had killed theaters?
What if I told you the emotional support water bottle all girls carry had its beginnings in the oversized "cola" cups of the north-American movie theatre?
The Wall is here
>>221098984>How come people are suddenly going to the movies again?are they? I guess it's finally the end of decline of the capeshit era which hollywood have been hanging on to for dear life and other types of movies get room to shine.
>>221099013i wouldn't doubt it for a second, especially after looking at that image
>>221098984Damn bitch put on some pants will you
>>221099013Then I would find out where you live
The number of movie tickets sold in the US has been declining for the last 25 yearsIt completely crashed during COVID and today is still half of its peak in the early 2000s
>>221098984Because they get new movies first and there is something interesting about going to the movies, a bit like how people often prefer to go somewhere to get food when it would be cheaper to have it at home. As long as they get first rights to movies theatres aren't going to be empty.
>>221098984I go on random days off if there is something that peaks my interest or there is some special collection showing. I'm pretty sure I've cock blocked multiple teen couples because I was the only other person in there, its kinda funny.
>>221099223>peakspiques, you fucking groid
>>221098984Would they have kicked me out if I pulled my phone out and zoomed in her feet?
>>221099373I pulled out my cock and they promoted me from usher to toilet cleaner
>>221098984Shit movies and covid killed theaters, theres good movies now
>>221098984I only go cause the popcorn is better than store-bought.
>>221098984They aren’t.Movie theaters are collapsing.
>>221099501I won't believe it until Peter Zeihan makes a video about it
>>221098984There were good and/or interesting movies coming out. I usually got to the theaters about twice a year. I went to the theater 4 times in these past 2 months- and there are still movies in theaters I want to see.
I have never gone toe the theaters
>>221098984she is so uncomfortable
Notice her Israeli bodyguards behind her in the beginning of the clip
>>221099662She loves the attention but was taken by surprise when the host took the mic from her.
>>221098984>>221100398>GIMME THAT FUCKING MIC YOU KIKE BITCHKek, kinda based and bold of him but what the fuck was his problem, fukken sperg
the dance sequences
>>221098984You can't get a handjob in a bucket of popcorn if you stream.
Fucking zoomers take pride in consuming slop in the theatres and keeping the box office afloat. They and their wallets are responsible for keeping our media shit
>>221098984>going to a movie just to meet an old ladyThat's not a great reason.
>>221098984JESUS CHRIST DONT LET THAT RETARD TALK
>>221098984It's what's called a "dead cat bounce" in the wallstreets.
>>221098984I would so bone her right on that platform right in front of everybody
>>221098984Somehow, the varus just disappeared after 2021. The same way the flu disappeared for 2 years before that.
>>221098984She's pissed. Who would deny a movie star their microphone?
>>221099013It was some genius marketing stunt by Stanley. Stanley thermoses were those big green ones hunters and construction workers used. I guess they realized they were missing out on half the market.
>>221101670She probably looks pissed because she's in what appears to be the shittiest movie theater ever despite being an A list celebrity.
>>221101624Quick rundown?
>>221100916Is this the resident evil girl?
>>221098984>gets the mic>begins lying
>>221098984>>221099214You can tell she doesn't like crowded places
>>221102632Boohoo, despite being another mere human I expect the best treatment and turn my nose on this base environment in which I happen to be noticed this time by the cattle who desire for whatever reason to put other equal humans upon imaginary pedestals
she's so hot I want her to sit on my face but she'd never do that because of my hatred of israel... among other things
>>221099013holy forehead
>>221099044How hard are you going to cry when Spider-Man and Avengers: Doomsday make billions of dollars and become the biggest movies of 2026?
>>221103237i can tell you are one of the users that fall for these b8 posts that people make on social media where you write a reply to "argue" or give your hot take
>>221101670Someone who knows shes thinking>Great, I can make this moment about me
>>221100982but if there's a hole wouldnt all the popcorn fall out?
>>221104828its so obvious you wish your were a parent since you socialize with a pre adolescence personality for "humor"
>>221103237She's just looking for me
I haven't been to the cinema in the last 4 years
>>221104845wut
>>221105147same but I haven't been since covid
>>221098984Literally just give Gen Z original horror films they clearly want it
>>221105147what function does the chest opening on her dress serve
>>221104845>its so obvious you wish your were a parentWho doesn’t, other than mentally ill eunuchs?
>>221106826i'll be your daddy
>>221098984If there are movies being shown in theaters that people want to go see then people will go to theaters to see them.
>>221106910>hehe that should sustain my dopamine for a few hours
>>221106920>omg is that....someone being entertained? aaahhhh save me niggerman
>>221106802She's a flat-positivity activist.
>>221099013>emotional support water bottlewhat the fuck did I just read?
>>221108120>>emotional support water bottleDon't know about you but in the US like 70% of 20-40 year old women will never be seen without an oversize sippy bottle, especially if they're childless cat moms
>>221105850Same but since the hobbit
Streaming killed the moving going audience for people above the age of 30. But guess what? That happened 7 years ago and there is now a fresh range of 17-24 year olds who never really experienced going and can see whatever they want. It's novel, one of their last forms of community and one of the last third spaces that exsist in modern society. also studios got really good at marketing their shit on tiktok
>>221110386movie theatres are hardly third spaces and management does not want people lingering around. they're designed around selling you slop, and then subjecting you to the latest ZOG programming update (jk i like going to the movies)management and employees do not want teenagers hanging around though
>>221098984the woke era is done
>>221110842Thanks for the protip, Vikar.
what the fuck is everyone ITT talking about
>>221110842you're exposing yourself as someone who doesn't go outside. Theaters are evolving and adding stuff like arcades, bars, and food to get people to come out for an evening. They're slowly all morphing into the alamo drafthouse
>>221110883everyone can go back to sleep now
>>221099501AMC stock is up this year
>>221110942>>221110991Jesus, this is grim
>>221099013>emotional support water bottlewhat in tarnation
>>221099013Do you not keep yourself hydrated throughout the day or something?
>>221101692it took those retards years to react to yeti eating their lunch
>>221098984I can almost see her growler
>>221106723>Literally just give non-boomers original good films they clearly want itIt's not gen z, it's literally everyone who isn't a retarded boomer. Sinners did the same thing last year.The reason it's always horror is because it's the only genre that studios will fund without relying on the starpower of the actors to sell the film
it should not have taken this long to post her best webm
>>221108120white women unironically think they will die if they go on a hike for an hour without a 2 L water bottle
Last time I went to the theater was 2009, it was also the last year I had any kind of contact with high school friends
>>221108120Burgers recoil with confusion when they see people drink water instead of soda
>>221099013This whole thing is a psy-op by big water bottle. even kids take water bottles to school now. Wtf? When we were kids we just drank from the water fountain
>>221098984I love it when older women act like cute girls
>>221098984There's things you can do at the theater that you just can't do at home.Like paying $11.50 for a box of Dots.
I stopped going to my local Cinemark when they started showing Hindi movies.The thought of sitting in the same seats that an Indian person had previously occupied literally makes me dry heave.
>>221098984My local theater has a church operating out of it which means they have guaranteed money coming in even if sales are bad
i have not seen a movie in theaters since 2012, the dark knight rises. Unironically the last movie I ever saw in theaters
>>221112562Women with those cups fill them with wine. They're not drinking water.
Same reason people are suddenly buying CDs and DVDs again.
>>221098984>steals her micshe got jew'd
because there are movies people want to watch
>>221098984looks good for her age
>>221113270no she doesnt
>>221112979Christ. They're never going to get the smell out of those seats. Might as well just sell the theater to a dirty jeet at that point.
>>221113193what if there were less movies
>>221098984>>221099214>>221105147>>221112501GODDAMMIT I WOULD RAIL THIS BITCH SO FUCKING HARD
>>221112979>>221113321I've went to like a dozen Hindu movies and only one(Dhurandhar 2) had anyone else there
>>221099501Biggest year for theatres since 2019 retard room temp smooth brained fren
>>221098984Is this someone famous?
>>221113499Keira Knightley
>>221105147I'll raise you: haven't been in 8 years.
>>221110883>the boomer era is doneftfy
>>221098984>she walks as close to the wall and as far from the audience as possiblelmao
>>221113739based
>>221098984They aren't and they have, in that order. Movie theaters and shills like yourself are just trying to push a narrative by circulating video and pics of a few cherrypicked situations in the hopes that internet memery will save their business model. It won't. And it wasn't streaming that killed movie theaters, it was everyone having a better -than-theater-quality setup in their living room combined with movie theaters genuinely being a shitty experience in all fields. They don't re-upholster the chairs ever, so they're all sticky and gross, they're incredibly hook-nosed about concessions and ticket prices, and they let browns and blacks in there to ruin it for everyone.It still doesn't change the fact that you're a shill and you should feel bad for lying on the internet, you colossal faggot.
>>221114010>by circulating video and pics of a few cherrypicked situationsNigga in case you're genuinely retarded, this is a stealth waifu thread
>>221098984That was about the cuntiest most uptight 20 seconds I've ever seen. It looked like all the oxygen got sucked out of the room. Jesus, why would anyone care about this?
>>221114010I sincerely don't want to be around niggers or White trash. Theaters kind of suck dick because you have to deal with the public, spend a ton of money and then sit through some jew horseshit. Fuck all of that.
>>221114085>My faggotry excuses lying on the internetIt doesn't. Fuck off, faggot.
>>221098984They aren't
>>221113193are there? the past decade has been fucking bleak
>>221098984me in the grey hoodie standing up respectfully for the israeli citizen
>>221114120Would you be surprised to find out I'm not a shill for theaters but a shill for Israel?
>>22111353914 years, last movie: Dark Knight Riseshopefully it will be the last ever.>appropriate
Wow. Fantastic legs.
>>221114285>>221113539>>221105147I haven't seen a single movie ever, in theaters or otherwise
>>221114010>better -than-theater-quality setup in their living roomyou'd have to spend tens of thousands to compete with theaters. even if your local theaters are particularly dogshit, their projectors and speakers probably have better picture and sound than whatever you have at home. the average person owns a shitty cheap walmart TV. and if they even bother with external sound (most people don't) people are more likely to opt for some shitty soundbar instead of a proper surround sound system. also, the average person is using a streaming service that advertises 4k but streams at such a shitty bitrate that it looks like 1080p or even 720p. if you want the best quality at home your options are to buy blurays or torrent high bitrate rips to a personal plex/jellyfin server, but the former has become a niche hobby and the latter is too complicated for normalfags. the average /tv/ anon is even worse. from previous threads I'm pretty sure most of you watch shit quality 2gb torrents on an old secondary computer monitor while playing video games or shitposting on the main one. let's be real, people didn't stop going to movies because they have better setups at home, it's because watching movies at home is convenient and you can eat a snack without getting raped by concession prices.
people are also starting to smoke cigarettes again.it's like people have realized that early 2000s were the peak of western civilization and are now reverting to that time period.this is how the cyberpunk aesthetic will become reality. there are certain old things, old habit's and customs, which we just can't let go. meanwhile, technology marches forward.
>>221114700>people are also starting to smoke cigarettes again.do you have any statistics for this? i can't remember the last time i saw somebody smoking a cigarette.
>>221111060Are you one of the bagholders that keep on getting diluted?
>>221113492That's only because we've printed 80% of all dollars in circulation from 2020. Inflation is pumping numbers higher but theaters are in terrible shape.
>>221114660>the average /tv/ anon is even worse. from previous threads I'm pretty sure most of you watch shit quality 2gb torrents on an old secondary computer monitor while playing video games or shitposting on the main one.I watch YIFY rips on my phone
>>2211147552021: 58M shares2026: 605M shareslol holy shit
>>221114822Im gonna sperg the fuck out
I love aspie Nat
>>221099013This is an attractive woman according to retards who tell you women with well-developed jaws are ugly
>>221098984You go for the experience and the popcorn 'kets
>>221103058Correct, Grace Ashcroft or something
>>221114700Not taking the opinion of someone that can't use an apostrophe seriously
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