I'M STARVING
GET A THREAD GOING
GET A TIRE ROLLING
>>221099005AIN'T HAD NOTHIN' BUT GRAIN SLOP SLAVE FOOD FOR 3 STINKING DAYS, THOUGH DAYS ARE AN ARBITRARY MAN-MADE MEASUREMENT OF TIME WHICH HAS NO REAL SIGNIFICANCEI WANT MEAT! ORGAN MEAT! RAW LIVER!
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE SOME VODKA?
GET BACK SCUM
>>221099090we aint had nothing but light beers for THREE STINKIN HOURS
>I'M STARVING>GET THE DENNY'S (TM) MENU OUT
>>221099147The cheapest item on here would be $14 now.
>>221099170And? Even fast food workers make that an hour
>>221099147for me, its the Hobbit Hole Breakfastsmashed and slammed up style, of course
>>221099184Smaug's Fire Burger with TWO patties and a Bowman's Brew Pumpkin Coffee and a sweet potato pancake with a Bilbo's Berry Smoothie
>>221099181Not everyone lives in trannifornia like you.
>>221099233>Smaug's Fire Burger with TWO pattiesABANDON YOUR TOILETSSHART, SHART FOR YOUR LIVES
>>221099184I prefer it crammed up
>>221099321bhenchod
>>221099233my old friend this will be a night to remember.
>>221099434URGGHAGHH AGGHH
>>221099005The way some pommy git says this in the fan dub is hilarious.
>chop!>chop!
>>221099321This method of cutting chicken it's a liveleak video in waiting
>>221100343>This method of cutting chicken, it's a Liveleak video in waitingFtfy
>>221099233WHOS DOING THE DOOR DASH DANCE WHEN THEY GET HERE!?!
>>221100343>>221100359One of my first real jobs was working in the kitchen of a local fried chicken shack. Sunday was when they would get the chicken. It was chilled, but not frozen, and the owner would separate boxes and boxes of chicken, and then we'd have to sort all the pieces. After about 10 minutes your hands were so numb from the cold that you had to hold them under scalding water to get blood flow back into them. I couldn't imagine using the industrial slicer like the owner did, you could saw off your thumb and you wouldn't notice until you tried to grab the next piece of chicken.
>>221100066>myeuur
>Ahlive!?
>>221099005>FOR HOBBIT BUSSYwtf jk rowling
>>221099005Ok so get some McDonald's on door dash.
>>221100343Eh, you might as well say cutting with a razor sharp knife that is quite literally milimeters away from your fingers is a disaster waiting to happen, but chefs and regular people use them at an even faster speed on a daily basis. I'm sure accidents happen, but probably not at a rate that would justify not using it.
>>221099321I knew a guy that lost a thumb this way.
