Nefer
>>221099477Why is she so pale?
>>221099519are you young thus very horny or old and mentally ill?
>mummy uoohhhI'LL TAKE ALL THE CURSES TO CUM INSIDE HER
Egyptian women owe me sex.
>>22109957936 yo 400+lb virgin
>>221099519Pathetic.
>>221099519i looked at ya and i knew thusly, ye doth be my nigga
Is she old kingdom or new kingdom? Old kingdom had harems of hundreds and princesses for near east empires that married in would literally disappear or get killed and no one had paper work on it. We have letters where a prince is trying to hear about his sister. The new kingdom greeks married their siblings.
>>221099919this mf on some ancient CSI ahh shi
>>221099579it's an indian.
>>221099477She rocks.
>>221099519this nigga knows ball...this is the language of the godshe knows how to have a good time>>221099607and also this
>>221100025*SNIFFFFFFFFFF*
>>221099477>"How's bout 'dem Nefer-titties?"-actual real quote from the TUT TUT TUT scene
>>221100048
>>221100110Sexo
>>221100048>>221100898women are so fucking annoying. don't you just want to kill and eat them when they do retarded shit like this?
>>221099515Because she is Egyptian
>>221099477why is there no porn of her?
>>221100936Is this an On Cinema reference?
>>221100926Based cannibal
>>221099515She's probably been buried for millenia.
Critical point: Egyptians should be brown, not because of historical accuracy, but because it sexually pleases me.
>>221099477>NeferTina
>>221100110>someone saved my sloppa
>>221101540For me its 4th and 5th frame
>>221101484Based
>>221101540gross why did you make her fat?
>>221103196gay pls go
>>221100918I made this I think the last frame was a mistake
>>221100918want to doordash my d to her grubhub
Sequel when? This movie did really well considering its budget.
>>221099515That's a fairly small amount of pale for an average Greek, I'd say?
>>221103496They gave her so many sexy outfits.
>>221099515
>>221099579
>>221103568Rattle me bones
>>221103558Why do movies always get her look so wrong?
this movie is French right? They always put sexy girls in their animation.
>>221103776Because the popular imagery is hotter than the reality dumdumpeople parsed elizabeth taylor's headdress as a hairstyle and it gradually morphed into the perfect bob cut in the collective unconsciousness the same way human societies gradually move from pantheonic religions to monotheism as they condense ideals into pyramical hierarchies with the ultimate truth/beauty/logos at the topthe "image" of cleopatra is as real, or even moreso, than the supposed historical reality. history is an irrelevancy to the human psyche to any degree other than how it touches our spiritual consciousness
>>221103809Spanish
>>221103776It's a mystery
>>221099477She's pure sex.
>>221099919ptolemies weren't new kingdom. and royal egyptians have loved incest throughout the millenia
>>221099477I remember when this was memed all over tv
>>221101484Mummy's Alive is next level of retardkino
>>221100936Saying ancient Egyptians were white because some immigrant Arab larpers are is like saying King Arthur was black because Britain is black now.
>>221104361The reason Ancient Egyptians were white is because they're North-Africans, not Central Africans. Same reason Egyptians nowadays are (mediterranean) whites.They're about 4 times closer to Greece, geographically, than to Ghana (1.5K km vs. 6K km).
>>221099477Why do they make animation look so autistic most of the time?
>>221104361They were the same people as the greeks you fucking idiot.
>>221100898>tiktok mannerisms years before it existed
>>221099477Why isn't she blonde and blue eyed?
>>221104511
They literally reference this in the movie, the real mummies come to the future and they see actors playing Egyptians who are all darker than them
>>221103776
>>221104535Kek
>>221099477Did these guys make anything new het? This animation style was comfy
>>221104406Humanity spread from Africa, not the other way around. Egypt was still too far south to recieve significant Neanderthal melanin deficiency mutation admixture that the Europeans got and since Egypt was one of first civilizations it's hard to imagine that Europeans would have already invaded them so early. >b-but they're PtolemiesThey're mummies from a fucking pyramid and look nothing like how Ptolemic period burials would have looked like.
>>221104361>Britain is black now.Blacks are tiny minority of the British population. Most invaders are Pakistani or Indian.
>>221104687>Humanity spread from AfricaNot this old trite shit again. Please.The geographical origins of humanity are heavily disputed. And even if it originated from Africa, that is completely irrelevant to where their ancestors lived and bred, and what they looked like, 2 million years later.Your post contains a massive amount of nonsense, like claiming that Neanderthals were somehow not from the exact same genetic origin as Cro-Magnons (ergo: non-humans). Or that Egypt was too far south to have interacted with Europeans, when it's literally part of the mediterranean and we have ample archeological proof of trade between those regions that predates their respective high-culture eras.
>>221104687>They're mummies from a fucking pyramid and look nothing like how Ptolemic period burials would have looked l-ACK>Wrong, chariots are from the New Kingdom period, nubi boi!
>>221099477>>221099670>>221100025>>221103287>>221104217Who do "people" love depicting egyptians with that specific bob cut so much? Was that a real hairstyle from the time or is it all because of the depictions of Egypt from the 1930s that injected contemporary fashion into it?
>>221104878https://totftm.org/lecture-20230312
>>221104929that looks different. The version they use always looks like a modern haircut from the 20s or 60s or just a current year normal bobcut
>>221104949>that looks different.Did you even read the text or just look at the pretty pictures?
>>221104878Saar?
>>221104361have you ever seen an actual egyption in real life? i doubt it
>>221100025>>221100110I want to be her plaything and cum on command for her
>>221099515I'm paler and I'm not even dead. No wonder people think gingers don't have souls.
>>221105019not the same thing at all
chaldeans are a subrace of the 5th root race. to depict them as anything but white, most of all without red hair, is jewish revisionism.
>>221105336but wouldn't they still wear black haired wigs?
>>221105185i like these egyptian statues where the wife is always holding the husband like thatit's so cute
>>221104878SIGH. You ignorant tard.
>>221104878I'm real fucking tired of dipshits like this that insist I be the one to educate them. If you can't study yourself, then fuck off. Jesus christ, man. Don't come to the table unprepared.
>>221105185cute
ENTER
>>221104535/tv/ in a nutshell.
>>221106306plaps and plops
>>221100926No, that's completely unhinged.
Is she a sub or a dom?
The English dub is so fucking bad.
>>221106379don't smudge the paint anon
>>221105875>>221105890The reason I ask is because I'm pretty sure you can't explain it from first principles
>>221107816It was a wig that royalty wore. Not their real hair
>>221099515ancient egyptians were europeans
>>221107816Not my job to educate you.
>>221104443>>221100936You're both retarded. Cleopatra was Greek, not the rest of ancient egypt.
>>221108007>>221108045the wigs don't look like that. That's why I'm asking
>>221104878It's cute.
>>221108078Not my job to educate you.
>>221108128I think it's some kind of popular culture memetic contagion. No other explanation for it
>>221108144Not my job to educate you.
>>221108154you sound raped
>>221104878Lice were a huge problem in egypt so the fashion was to remove as much body hair as possible, but since its the desert they couldn't go bear headed to they wore wigs or head coverings that looked like a black stripper wig.
>>221108188That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the bobcuts, not the wigs. I know about the wigs. The bobcuts are new
>>221104878Because it's sexy
Egyptian women owe me sex, specifically Anne Baxter's Nefertiti.
>>221108218>I'm talking about the bobcuts, not the wigsits one and the same anonAlso as another anon mentioned in the thread, its a memetic adaptation from Liz Taylor's Cleopatra.
>>221108288Ah, ok so we live in a world constructed out of chinese whispers. That's unfortunate
>>221108325Bro they cut all their hair off because it was cleaner
>>221106306sex
>>221108456...
>>221104687>neanderthal carried the gene for lack of, or undersized, melanocytes Absolute fucking midwit
>>221108456sloppy blowjobs invitation
>>221099477>>221099670@grok generate a video where cleopatra teases me with her barefeet, keep cleopatra white, i dont want non of that woke crap
>>221104687>Humanity spread from AfricaThis has been disproven so many times.
>>221099477Is this a movie or a show, because I actually auditioned for this.
>>221109992Movie
>>221108456How old is she?
>>221110060Old enough for marriage
>>221099477The faggots who animate in that style should all be brutally raped and killed.
>>221110034Imagine her making you use that but she doesn't let you stick it in any of her holes, just on your own while she watches...
>>221104511Of course it's gay, woke shit.
>>221110060About 3000.
>>221110225its also about also having flaws
Yeah I just created a new folder.
Made for sex.
How do I get an egyptian gf?
>>221110173in that scenario you need to make a tunnel with your fists pressed together between you and a wall and really drill it with your penis to demonstrate to her your technique
>>221110450You don't because 1) Egyptian men will skin you alive and 2) Ancient Egypt doesn't exist anymore, so you would not be getting anything like Nefer.
>>221101478They should be brown because they are in the sun 24/7.
>>221110450just get latina gf
>>221110456I would cum too fast..
>>221110450Go to Iraq
>>221099477Looks like a character from a Grub Hub ad
>>221110973Please get your eyes checked.
>>221111014I like her tattoo =▷
I will now watch your movie
>>221110225
>>221104361Rami Malek is a Copt
Do you think Ancient Egypt was full of pretty girls?
>>221111465Define "full of". There almost certainly were some pretty girls in Ancient Egypt.
>>221111014So is her head shaved?
>>221111811Nah, she's a rebel. She didn't shave. Anywhere.
bump
>>221111014>>221111038what does the tatoo mean ?>>221099477i also love that haircut IRL but 99.99% of women don't use it coz they have no taste.
>>221112387>what does the tatoo mean ?Smiley face. Rotated by 90°.
>>221099477nefer titties?? I hardly know her!
Gonna binge watch The Mummy 1&2, The Mummy with Tom Cruise once I get home from work
>>221110285Hips>>>ass/boobs/feet
If I had one wish, I would wish I was a true ancient Egyptian woman living in the modern US
>>221113622>living in the modern USWhy the fuck would you want that?
>>221113891Cause I wouldn't want to have to marry some guyI would be free to live how I want
so how was the actual movie (the one from OP), is it just posted because of coom bait or it is really good ?
>>221113922>I would be free to live how I want>in the US of TrumpistanKek. Try again.
>>221113948Both.
>>221113976I live here already, the orange faggot and most government officials have no impact on my daily life.
>>221110120>>221110199>>221110348Imagine how she looks in that outfit without the wrappings.
>>221114076>no impact on my daily lifeRight. You don't eat or drink. Or shower. Or ever go anywhere you cannot reach on foot. I totally believe you.
>>221114084The wrappings are ceremonial. They only come off for sex.
>>221100918>That latex dress at the end Neat
>>221103776>Why do movies always get her look so wrong?Ancient Egyptians routinely wore wigs, and this was one of the popular wig styles, based on old surviving paintings, and some surviving wigs. The actualAncient Egyptian heads would have been shaved or their hair cut short.
>>221104878>Who do "people" love depicting egyptians with that specific bob cut so much? Was that a real hairstyle from the time or is it all because of the depictions of Egypt from the 1930s that injected contemporary fashion into it?The “Bob” haircut, is a real Ancient Egyptian hair style, although far from the only one. The actual hair would normally get shaved or cropped short, and then a wig worn, with a variety of wig styles, similar, although varying from the Bob haircut. A number of wigs have survived, and plenty of paintings and sculptures showing the wigs. Some wigs had straight hair, others had braids or dreads, and dome appear to have been made out of substances like sheep hair. The wig may have been inaccurate for Cleopatra, since she was Ptolemaic, and hence Greek/Macedonian ethnically, and a surviving portrait shows her with long red hair, looking a bit like Katherine Parkinson. Egyptian Pharaohs were know to dress up with dark wigs, and makeup, to play “blackface” with their subjects, so wearing a dark wig on occasions would be fully possible.
>>221099477Did anyone actually watch this film?
>>221108073>You're both retarded. Cleopatra was Greek, not the rest of ancient egypt.There are theories about certain Ancient Greek City States bring founded by Ancient Egyptians, but going do far back that the history is uncertain. Thebes in Egypt, and Thebes in Greece, is an example that even Herodotus speculated upon. There were slso three major periods on Ancient Egyptian history, the “Old Kingdom, the Middle Kingdom, and the New Kingdom, with “intermediate periods” in between, during which invasions happened, and it is fully possible foreign tribes took over leadership and inserted their genetics into the royal lineage, changing the genetics, at least for the male lineage. The Hyksos and “Sea Proples” are a couple examples, and dome genetic studies seem to show a change in lineage between the Old and Middle Kingdom periods.
>>221115916Yes.
>>221104361WE WERE KINGS AND SUCH>>221104804asians(slants not including jeets) make up a larger % in america than blakcs do in bonmgland(3.5% vs 5.5%)
>>221115920The current meta is that the Sea peoples were greeks and Sicilians disturbed by a collapsing bronze age trade network that seemed to start imploding from Europe and moved its way south. Something happened in some of the outer areas and rippled through the global economy causing social upheaval.
>>221110120>villain is Walt Disney
>>221099477Why did they make her so damned sexy?
>>221110963Would
>>221110973No you're a character from a grub hub ad!
>>221116017This seems pretty plausible. I think a lot of ancient civilizations that are regarded as unknown/isolated are the scattered remnants of known societies fragmented by collapse.The American natives come to mind because so much of what they were between the discovery and colonization era changed dramatically with the occupying governments all forcing an abandonment of whatever their past cultures and languages were.
Egyptian girls like make my dick diamonds
>>221116017>The current meta is that the Sea peoples were greeks and Sicilians disturbed by a collapsing bronze age trade network that seemed to start imploding from Europe and moved its way south. Something happened in some of the outer areas and rippled through the global economy causing social upheaval.The problem with this is that there at least two distinctive “Greek Peoples”, the Ionians and the Dorians, and there may gave been other tribes serving as mercenaries with these populations. One tribe mentioned in ancient Egyptians records has a name similar to Danaans, which has raised speculation about a connection yo the “Tribe of Dan” in the bible, related to Ancient Israelites, as well as the Danaans in the Illiad, and even Denmark, since ancient depictions seem to show markers similar to Ancient “Celtic Tribes”, which might also explain why King Tut shows Western European DNA markers. Some of the invading tribes were also circumcised, like the Ancient Egyptians, but not all were, indicating specific religious or ethnic cultural practices.
>>221104878to emphasize that they're not black because black people can't get that haircut
>>221116239>The American natives come to mind because so much of what they were between the discovery and colonization era changed dramatically with the occupying governments all forcing an abandonment of whatever their past cultures and languages were.The Norse were traveling to North America possibly as far back as the ninth century, and were in Greenland, likely before the Inuit ever showed up. While the common story is that the Inuit slaughtered the Nirse Greenlanders, it is much more likely that they moved south into Canada, and possibly along the Eastern coast of North America, merging with Native tribes, which might explain why both the Ancient Norse Vikings, and Eastern Native American tribes, routinely both lived in “Long Houses” even if construction techniques were a bit different. Losing knowledge of how yo make iron and steel tools would have required different construction techniques, even if the basic form for the buildings remained the same.
>>221116264They are all portrayed quite differently in the illustrations of the "sea people" that survive so I honestly suspect it probably is all of the above. Whatever caused the economic flow that was supported the metal trade to collapse probably caused various sailing merchant cultures in the Mediterranean and near east to turn to piracy. I may be misremembering but I thought there is some evidence that the Plague may have hit the east at this point and shut down the skilled mining and metallurgy of the tin needed for bronze in the anatolia/slav regions
>>221100048me in the back right
>>221116484
>>221116356It would make sense that the Norse were around and dispersed long enough to provide an easy integration for the eventual colonization for the Europeans. I feel like this was being done with Iberian and Asian populations for longer than what some narratives suggest.
>>221116356I knew one native american from maine. She was a 6 foot tall pale skinned dark haired art hoe. It checks out that they would have Nord blood. Bitch was huge and didn't look english but didn't look like a mexican or plains indian.
>>221115993>unexpected results:>egyptians were actually genetically related to the developed people in their direct neighbourhood, whom they traded with on a daily basis, rather than some savage tribesman on the other side of their continentYeah, CNN. Really unexpected.
神絵師になりたい人、褐色エジプト猫耳ロリだけ描けばOK!
>>221116732You wouldn’t happen to have photographic evidence of this claim? For film science, of course.
The best egyptian waifu is the one from Yugioh
>>221117167Based
>>221116862I could probably find one where she is an art curator now after her chem masters but I wont ruin her life. But yeah New England natives are weird looking if she is typical
>>221116732>>221117279
>>221110963nice
>>221099477she's so fucking hot
>>221116974
>>221118386cute
was this in the theater? how come I never heard of it
>>221118688It's Spanish. Not Pixar/Hollywood slop.
>>221118688I think WB distributed the move for the US but it was limited and didn't get a lot of marketing
>>221110963Hell yeah
I love mummies
>>221106306This woman did things to my brain that can never be undone.
>>221119102>>221119116Mummy sexo
>>221108043Only the Ptolemaics.
