Siskel never got to see The Matrix
he also never saw you make this thread
what a dead asshole
>>221100827he wouldn't get it anyway
>>221100812fuck that bitchass Siskel, /tv/ will always be an Ebert board
lucky guy
>>221100812https://x.com/EllenFWalker/status/2052421994046476352Siskel was based always had a fat joke at Roger ready to go lol
We have modern Siskel and Ebert now
>>221100867"this movie was jaw droppingly good! thumbs up, jaws off" - roger ebert
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>>221100961
it doesn't get any more kino than this
>that behind-the-scenes footage where Siskel (Jew) and Ebert (Catholic) decide to unite against the pr*testant menace.