WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>221102584I remember everyone hyping up The Whale as fatman kino and I was looking forward to it but in the end it was just about gay shit instead.
Unfucked my just up bro
JUST FIX MY SHIT UP
>>221102749kek
Is Mummy 3 any good?
>>221102584Is Fraser's comeback peak lifefuel?
>>221102584NO MORE TEARS KINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>221102776Not as good as the others but it's enjoyable enough so yeah
>>221102584OBVIOUS AI SLOP
>>221102776By 2007 standards, no. By today's, yeah probably.
>>22110258490s Brendan was so fucking hot it's unreal
Why even get fat?
>>221102584i just hope that he isnt taking stupid/dangerous shortcuts.
>>221102807WAGMI brother
>>221102584Though he did have real injuries, he also stopped working intentionally to screw over his ex. By playing poor he could pretend he had no assets, and didn't have to pay her anything. The second that the alimony ended, he started showing up in movies again.
>>221102924I hope he's up to date on covid immunization shots and supplemental boosters.
HAIL HITLER BROTHER
>>221102584All he needs is some muscle mass and then ozempicmaxx + hair transplant.
>>221102584is /ourboy/ gonna be back too though?
Just unfuck my life into pieces This is my last comeback
>>221102998Loved this nigga in Titanic
>>221102584Is he still married to that British qt3.14 in the new movie?
>>221102998the people who played the mummies in those movies are about to be real mummies.
>>221102998I think he's too busy with Smashing Pumpkins.
>>221103060rachel weisz or the blonde whose bush you can see in A History of Violence?
>>221102776>>221102841>>221102837Mummy 3 is better than Mummy 2. Mummy 2 is honestly ass. Mummy 3 isn't anything special but it's better than anything that's come out in the last 10 or so years due to how ass everything is now, but it's significantly worse than the mummy 1
>>221103160>Mummy 3 is better than Mummy 2. Mummy 2 is honestly ass.Contrarian or retarded. You decide
>tfw have only seen the first Mummy Fraser movie twice, around when it came out and again a few years agoI'm happy for Brendan, but were any of the others really worth watching at all? I've seen the CGI webms of Rockscorpionman that were awful, I enjoyed the Godsmack song and video, and I saw the posters for the later ones with that guy that bragged about pissing on his hands and then shaking grognald glormpf's hand like that was some sort of own but I don't know if I want to even bother. The first one was pretty good, but I don't know if they're something I want to spend 12 hours, or however many hours, going through.
Reminder were responsible for this with all the JUST posting over the years.
>>221103256The mummy 2 is just the mummy 1 but worse and with an annoying ass kid. the mummy 3 is at least a different movie
>>221103286Do we get paid?
>>221103262the third movie is OK, but the 2nd movie is like Men in Black 2 where it's just the first movie but worse
>>221103306The kid was worth it for the SS scenes.
>>221103308ask the backroom anon
>>221102998They'll have to bring him back from Egyptian hell and team up in order to defeat the bigger and badder mummy.
>>221103306>with an annoying ass kidI'm out. I just watched The Strain and I'm the Father of two teenagers. I've had my fill of annoying fucking kids, especially ones I don't have to be around or watch, for a looong while.
>>221102584would rather she rachel shirtless in a gym...
>>221102998sadly, unless oconnell finds a way to bring imhotep back with the dead book. he's in the underworld or whatever
>>221103080both.... mmmmmmm
>>221102691>character is horribly depressed? It's because he's actually gay and afraid of blowback from his community>character is socially awkward? It's because he's actually gay and in denial>character is a virgin? Closeted gay>character is sad that his close male friend is moving on without him? GayIt really does seem like a psyop sometimes. Just have a sympathetic, socially maladjusted man who has issues that can't just be pinned on some form of struggle with homosexuality.
JUST
>>221102584didn't he get all kinds of injuries on the mummy moves? like in and out of hospital fixing discs and such
we've come so far bros
>>221103630It's gonna be a CGIfest cashgrab, but hopefully it will at the very least be a fun one.
>>221103563You sound like you might be gay, goyim.
>>221102749NICE.
>>221102807Fucking A right it is.
>>221103563Shit, I might be gay.
>>221102897Faggot
The power of peptides
>>221103286Proof of this claim?
>>221103897Your balls are little.
>>221102584>>221102749
>>221103640IT'S BEEN A LOONG ROAD
>>221103517>zombie benny finds the book of life>only way to stop him is to bring imhotep back but as a regular-ass mortal
>>221102584brain is frying thinking of words that rhyme with just
>>221103306Also Evie is now a girlboss instead of a cutesy damsel in distress.
let's go
>>221102989why? he will probably play an older character, dosnt have to pretend hes still 20 in ithes getting into decent shape thats enough
>>221102749moderate kek
>>221102584WE CAN REBUILD HIM
>>221102584Please, God, no! They will ruin one of my favorite childhood memories, The Mummy! The third one was shit! Imagine how the fourth one will be! Oh, man. At least my man will get in form again and the chicks will want to suck his dick again. I'm happy for him.
>>221102584the movie will be indiana jones 4 tier but I'm happy for old mate
>>221102776it was shit. They took the setting to fucking China or Tibet, no Egypt anymore. Like, Jet Lee was the mummy, fucking lame! I don't advise watching or wasting time watching the third movie.
>>221103897Not really. If we are honest he had a decent look or body. You can ask any woman about it. Show them his looks when he did the Tarzam boy movie, George of the jungle, someting like that, he had a nice looking body. Are you so insecure about your manliness that you can't admit when a man looks good? One thing is to deny reality because you are insecure about your manliness or other people's judgement and another thing is to be a real man and admit the truth or at least don't deny the truth. He looked good back in the day, women did find him hot, women did want to suck his dick. Why? Because he looked good, had fame, money, status. The whole package. He had the bad luck of falling into the marriage trap. Had him be like Leonardo di Caprio he would be in a better spot.
THE BRENAISSANCE CONTINUES.
>>221102584JUST UNFUCK MY SHIT DOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWN
>>221103563Yeah, I just wanted fatkino. Most I can think of is Nutty Professor.
>>221104461His hair is too thin, it just looks bad.He has back problems or something and can't workout too intensely,Medium workout+weight loss would yield better results.
>>221102584Happy for him.
>>221104993cant faze the frase
>>221103321Did he get paid?
>>221102584JUST UNFUCK MY SHIT UP F A MBRENDANKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS FUCK THAT ALIMONY WHORE DEMON CUNT YEAH I’M THINKING HE’S BACK BROS
This man beat the Justthat is crazy
>>221102907it's easy when you give up on life
>Brendan Fraser the great White hope is fucking back in kino formHi, i'm a jewish cock sucking critic and i hate wh-te people how the fuck do i respond without sounding mad?
>>221102584Good for him, assuming the picture isn't heavily touched up he looks great for his age (almost 60)
Why do people treat Brendan Fraser like he’s a make a wish kid lol
>>221105806Brendon Fraser was really down at the dumps a few years ago, losing all his money to alimony payments, being in terrible shape, losing his hair, it was all going wrong for Brendan, but now he's back and better than ever it's truly one of the most inspiriational stories in the history of mankind, absolutely incredible
>>221105806because he got completely divorce-raped at his peak, almost lost custody of his kid, and went through some serious struggles in life but never gave up. a lot of people can relate to that. plus people love rooting for an underdog
>>221105484We all won.
>>221105806You're surprised /tv/ is rooting for the guy that got fucked over by a woman and wealthy Hollywood Jews?
It's insane that the JUST meme being spammed on 4chan was the first domino that lead to his career resurgence and a best actor oscar.
>>221105806We're all gonna make it, anon. We're all gonna make it.
Brendan is just a real guy, you know?
for me its monkeybone
>>221105806hey, can you afford 20k a month alimony? the bitch wife took all-i-money
shall be watching bedazzled once more
>>221103640>>221102584>>221102807There is nothing better than a Redemption Arc.
>>221105887And a real hero
>>221105992Don't forget he's also in Brain Candy
>>221105484goes to show suicide is never a solution
for me it's
>>221105992i have a hoodie like that
>>221106043Why is he sitting on top of SJP?
>>221106043He really needed a better agent.
>>221105034The whale is absolute fatkino doe
>>221102691His obesity wasn't a symptom of his gayness. In flashbacks we still he's still a fat guy, just not an immobile one yet. Its a story about a coward with a food addiction committing a slow, embarassing, cowardly suicide via Treats instead of alcohol or heroin
>>221106055top kek
>>221103286That's bullshit but i believe it.
>>221102897Why do faggots come to this board so much bros? Can’t they go be faggots somewhere else? Nobody gives a shit that you like to suck dicks and put dicks up your ass and eat cum. You’re a dysgenic freak
>>221105828I liked his jap movie. Really makes you realize what absolute third world weirdos the japs really are. It’s no wonder they love poojeets so much. They are quite similar in how performative they are
>>221105992Do you think the dolphins make him cry?
>>221105828this sounds like what AI would write...
>>221106055made me chuckle audibly
>>221106493t. closeted fagDon't fight what you are, anon. Find community.
>>221106597I'll take it as a compliment, AI would make a stupid mistake like spelling his name two different ways
>>221103308>>221105383How does a janitor's salary sound?
>>221107088
>>221102584Just shave it all off, my nigga
>>221102584my hairline is like that at 35
>>221106061It was live action cartoon Kino, like George of the Jungle.
>>221106055HA! i get it. it's funny because that woman (SJP - Sarah Jessica Parker, star of Sex City) looks like a horse on account of her elongated facial featuresvery clever joke, anon. i attribute "good joke" points to you for an innovative joke.
>>221107646
>>221105992Criminally underrated movie.
>>221105992in the category of man wishes a woman loved him movies:Bedazzled > Obsession
>>221107646Thank you, chatGPT.
>>221106043Oh wow — wait, is that... Sarah Jessica Parker? — then I see it’s a man on a horse with that long horse face and I lose it. The question “Why is he sitting on top of Sarah Jessica Parker?” makes you instantly picture the actress, which is absurd to imagine being sat on. Then your brain snaps to the photo: the rider is on a long-faced horse, and you automatically map the celebrity’s name onto the animal as a sly, slightly cruel visual comparison. The punchline is the double surprise — first the misdirection (celebrity vs. animal), then the punchy image-association that links SJP’s stereotyped “long face” to the horse’s literal long face — it’s ridiculous and perfect.
>>221102584I am ready for fraser kino. LFG!
>>221102998He'll always be Habib Marwan to me.
>>221102807I got the fuzzies. What a champ
>>221102584That's how it starts The alimony The rageThe feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... JUST
>>221103563It's true though. Having a complex about being gay is just one kind of mental prison. Replace it with anything else and it works the same way. That's why the film is relatable. He's the one making his own life shit because he can't just come out even though it was 2023 and literally no one cared about gays anymore. Just like you're the one holding yourself back due to some weird complex you have. You didn't get the film.
>>221102807I dont know, it was cool when we did it before anyone else, like we always apreciated Cage's mega acting (before Mandy and his comeback), but now that the redditors are on board. And Cage and Fraser are reddit aproved wholesome chungus actors, I kinda want to get off the train.Fuck Brendan Fraser.
>>221108475Cage's China girl fetish makes him antireddit
>>221102584>born to late to explore the world>born to early to explore the stars>born jussssst in time to witness the BrenassainceIll take it... also moment of silence of all those Brendheads who ducking died since 1999 who never got to see this.
>>221103563But in the whale he is not depressed because he was gay. Being gay is the reason he abandoned his family and fucked up his relationship to his daughter but he is suicidal because his gay lover died.
>Oscar winner>only movies he gets after that are indieslop and Mummy 4the executive that rapped him must still be quite powerful
>>221105917scary fucking movie as a kid
>>221102584Inspiration for thousands of anons. Yes, we can!
>>221102584whats crazy is he has a better developed chest than I do at 30. I gotta get back to being consinsetnet
>>221109010I doubt it, you probably have higher bodyfat so you're not seeing the definition that makes one look swole.
>>221102749
>HEY BENNI, YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE WEIGHT SET
>>221102998Atleast he is starting to look like mummy
>>221102584We're gonna make it, bros!
>>221102584AI sloppa. Brendan is perfect the way he is.
>>221102989>some muscle massYou don’t lift and/or you’re a manlet
>>221102998Norm is gone time to let go
>>221103897>>221106493not being able to admit a man is good looking for fear of being seen as a homo says a lot more about you queers than anything
>>221109750Big differences between saying, “damn he’s a handsome dude, bet he has to beat off the chicks with a club” Vs > 90s Brendan was so fucking hot it's unrealSays a lot about how gay you actually are that you can’t tell the difference
>>221109804whoa you seem really insecurewhat happened?
>>221109804also you're kind of gay for not assuming that a woman said the second one
>>221102584>Fraser is 6'4"Jesus Christ imagine how big he is IRL if he looks like this in pics.
>>221109851You know damn well women don’t use the website and that troons will never be a real woman
>>221109922ugh buddy what are we gonna do with you
>>221109922not being the insecure allegationsdid you get touched in a bad place as a child?
Did you ever watch The Whale
look, i dont wanna be too optimistic. On one hand, congratulations to him for being once again a face in hollywood. While the other, as much i would root for his upcoming movie, what if the movie is bad? What if he's too old to pull the actions and stunts that he used to do it when he was young? Despite if it's true he is going back to the ideal body shape, his age will pull him back from everything he once loved doing it.
>>221102584nice!
>>221110065Ok, Janet. Thanks for your input!
>>221107333Nigger did you really AI upscale a fucking meme?
>>221102584I will watch for him.
I think he’s gonna make it bros!
>>221102691just like u lol
>>221102584Rental Family was kino, go watch it if you haven't
>>221109914Lol no he's not
>>221102998IMOTEPHIMOTEPH
>>221110519https://www.celebheights.com/s/Brendan-Fraser-76.html>6'2" minimum Still giant IRL
>>221110442I like how the movie ended with him finally getting the will to live and losing weight for his daughter. I think it also implied he was going to sign up for conversion therapy and find Jesus so that he could make amends with all those he fucked over with his selfish behaviour >the daughter was a product of his selfishness and narcissism
I tried watching the second movie but man what a downgrade. The kid was always on the scene and who cares about the kid. We needed more cool characters like the old veteran pilot who just wanted to die in a war from the first.
