>women cant be funn-
It's funny because she got him insects.
funny because seggs
god i wish i had a sister i had sex with instead of a stepsister who i have zero contact with
i don't get it
>>221103006She read incense as incest, the joke is that she was going to have sex with her brother
What gay ass faggot has a diary? And even if you have one, it wouldn't be physical
>>221103115so muh cunt hole again? hilarious
>>221103159No that wasn't said
>>221103148Also what gay ass faggot asks for incense for his birthday? The whole joke falls apart when you start to really scrutinize it
https://youtu.be/UYsi6Z6sXY8
>>221103181I had sex with my gf (female) today and love scented candles and Incense, what you gonna do about it fuckface?
>>221102603it has such a natural flow to it because those are all things people would say and do
>>221103207Love is not a scent
>>221103207How big is her cock?
>>221103222
>>221103235>one honeysuck please. Big one
only straight women cant be funny
>>221103207i had sex with your gf today too pal left a present for you, you couldn’t tell?
>>221103305You had sex with a dude?
>ask my sister for incest for my birthday >she buys me incense instead
>>221103207>love scented candles and Incense,You are gay. I could forgive incense, but scented candles are 100% homofag shit.
>>221103148Nah. Everything online is compromised. Physical is the only diary anyone would have. Otherwise they would be talking to someone else.
>>221103336Yes real man love Whiskey and Guns and smelling like sweat and dogshit, see you on r/masculinity brother
>>221103336I like my room to smell good, get over yourself closet case
>>221103148For men it's a journal and still a fag if he put he wants some incense in there
what is with white people and incest?
>>221103780White people do it ironically while the rest do it religiously.
>>221102603Her patreon is lit
>>221102603>That's not what I asked for, but I'd settle for it.
>>221103780You're never going to find someone who loves you as deeply and as unconditionally as a close family member.All romantic relationships with women to whom you're not related are a disappointment. Each another futile attempt at recreating the sacred maternal bond. Even sex itself is a simulation of the birthing process, whereby your penis takes on the role of fetus, continually being rebirthed by your romantic partner's vagina. But your mind knows she is not Mother; she is only a facsimile, mere simulacrum. The simulated act becomes a mocking insult itself when you orgasm which is a symbolic referent to the pleasure only an unborn baby would know, immersed in his mother's womb. It's as if Nature herself is mocking you, "This is the pleasure you once felt at all times, unbroken until birthing, which I now let you taste once again, but only for a moment, so that you will remember what it is you have lost." The fact a woman's nipples get hard when she's aroused is yet another mockery. Nature once again returns, "Look at these breasts upon which you once sucked for sustenance. Now barren. Suck them you might, but you will receive no nourishment." Each day I move farther away from the holy womb is a fresh Hell.
>script written by mennext.
>wo..
>women can't be fu-
>>221103181He wanted incest with his brother
>>221104258>two guys sending unsolicited dick pics back and forthokay that is kinda funny ngl
>>221104209It's funny because she's obese
>>221102603This isn't funny it's hot.
>>221104931thats why rashesh made a post using that vid
>>221102603blondie is bloody stunning
>>221102603The joke is sex
>>221102603Written by a guy
lol
>>221105918I like the arch on the third clip
>>221102603nic has an onlyfans>nichameleon
>>221105956thanks rajesh
>>221105918Women are big fans of dream rape I guess.
>>221105981You never have wet dreams?
>>221103983Source?
99% of these le funny reels and tiktoks are just OF promos
>>221104209Who is this chubby Asian? I want more.
>>221105981Oh they love a good sex dream but hate waking up wet.
>>221103006Amogus at 0:07
>>221104294just another weekday evening on Grindr desu
>>221103780More jewish projection in the media. In reality niggers and spics commit incest all the time. Nigs even unknowingly fuck their half-siblings and cousins all the time because nobody keeps track of who the father is to any of their kids.
>>221107524whypipo be cullcha a-propane-ating again
>older sister was a twig>haven’t seen her in person in like 10 years>shes 36>she buys a ticket for me to come see her for my bday>fuck it>arrive at airport>I see her>massive titties and assBruh
>>221102603hehe
>>221103207she's on hormonal birth control isn't she
i fucked a whore and she farted twice. the first time was during the pounding and the second time she farted on my leg while massaging me. i still can't get over it
I enjoyed bridesmaids. Kristen wiig is funny- i liked her in macgruber also.
>>221102603It's ok I chuckled.
>>221105981Are you not?
>>221103323Next time ask her for incense
hehe
>>221103181He had written about incest all along. The other girl misread it as incense, thus causing the confusion.
>>221103983So who is she? The woman in the webm?
>>221102603That one female comedian who's in a wheel chair and has done a couple performances with the guy who has to use his good arm to type into a phone for text-to-speech to tell his jokes is pretty fun.>>221103207Haven't tried incense, but scented candles are great. The wood wick ones that pop a little as they burn are extra comfy
>>221103006The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
>>221109777
>>221102603
Do women think very often about the fact that they defecate?I mean so much of women's inability to be funny stems from them taking themselves too seriously, so I think men should start encouraging them to talk about their bowel movements, how they feel, how often they go etc.Everything possible should be done to make women feel self-conscious about the fact that they're pissing, farting, shitting apes and that all the men around them know there's shit currently brewing in their bowels at this very momentMen should talk to women like this more
>>221103006the makeup didn't give it away?
>>221110339Bad example as she has massive tits and gets them out on onlyfans, so
>>221103148And why the fuck do all these women have access to it? And what the hell is he writing in that thing anyway? "Dear diary, I really, really like this jasmine incense, I sure hope someone buys me more of it for my upcoming birthday!"
>>221102603>[*DOON DOON DOON denna ne ne nenene danna ne da denna na ne na ne*]
>>221110694Proof?
I wish cousin incest was more socially acceptable in the west>inb4 cousin incest isn't really incestIn the US its still seen as incest. Yes, cousin marriage is legal in a few states but it still 100% looked down upon.
>>221102603>vertical videoNot watching your dogshit.
>>221110809You're gonna get a retard baby, anon
>>221109738k e kek
>>221107049>>221109387larkin loveshe's got a weird body but she deepthroats
>>221110809You are a disgusting beast.
>>221110809Just move to a different state, change names and start a new life. Ezpz. Part of it being hot is that no one knows except you two. Imagine kissing in public and no one has any idea. Imagine people referring to you as a couple and husband and wife and they have no clue you're siblings. Just make sure there isn't any inbreeding further down the line as the chances of there being issues goes up. But for cousins it's pretty low I think. Not much different from if you were completely unrelated.
>>221103207But you would never ask for incense in a diary entry. No man in the history of the realm has ever done such a thing.
>>221110809My uncle had five kids with his cousin. Every one of them is varying degrees of retarded.
>>221110820you don't
>>221110524You fell for the psyop. Everyone knows girls don't fart or poop. It all gets converted to pee and they pee gracefully sitting daintily on the toilet with their knees together.
>>221111413easily the best post on this site right now
>>221107524Wtf I didn't know nigs were based like that
>>221102603Haha, yeah, it's funny cause no one would ever be into that kinda thing, so silly.I mean you would have to be insane.https://soundgasm.net/u/muffinsmuffins/your-little-sister-wants-more-than-a-goodnight-kiss
>>221103983This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read. 10/10 experience, would read it again. Brought a tear to my eye. Life changing.
>>221103780>ayo why whi pipo be likin beethoven an shiet
>>221111521>50 fucking mintuesjesus dude
hehe sex
my sister is unironically hilarious I feel like I learned how to be funny growing up with her. We haven't seen each other in 10+ years. I miss her.
>>221103006Formely Chuck's
>>221103780Lure of the forbidden. With other races its par for the course sotheyy dont fetishise it.
>>221105981i know at least 3 different women, in my shithole town alone, who all claim to have been dream fucked by elves or demonsand theyre not scared, they recall those dreams and get turned on
>>221102603a man wrote that joke
>>22111079520 seconds of googlinghttps://fapello.com/megan-bitchell/
>>221103780Indians aren't white
>>221112694>0 hardcore>0 pussyZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz......
>>221111632the worst part with these voice acted porns is that they just taaaalkkk soooooooo sloooooooooooow that unless you have literal brain damage (sadly, the target audience) you can't really enjoy them. I can handle the retarded ASMR mic boost earrape, but just fucking talk like a god damn human ffsthanks for reading my blog
>>221109738kek'd
>>221112694too big
>>221103207catching not pitching?
>>221103148It was Carlton’s log.
>>221103148>Also what gay ass faggot asks for incense for his birthday?
>>221103003They all know. That's why you have zero contact with her.
>>221103148autism
>>221102603cracker milk is pretty funny. love the skit where the dude is addicted to mtg like it’s heroin.
>>221102603>thinking that was the origin of the incense/incest malapropism wordplay
>>221109848what an unfortunate face
>>221103006She realized her brother was gay
>>221112694man, its kinda sad when you scroll all the way down and see how the pictures get graduallly more tame and less nudes, until she is just a normal girl, and not a slut, attention is a hell of a drug for women.
>>221112244i have had those same dreams and i've read for men it's supposed to be about impotence but I woke up humping my mattress fully erect. I guessit's a sex dream not a nightmare?
>>221112694Why does she hide the bush?
Society is collapsing
>>221102603These Australian lads (crackermilk) are pretty funny. Recommended.
>>221110718What's the problem chud
>>221109738>MUH VAGINA PERIOD BLOOD HAHA AREN'T I FUNNYNo, you're not.
>>221103780I assume white siblings find each other attractive because they are white, white people generally love each other more than any other race, Indians and niggers literally hate each other because they are ugly
>>221107607How did you know it was her?
>>221115054topkekthis one is actually really awesome. i love it when people can do physical comedy that looks like something from a cartoon.
>>22110973810/10wahmen can be funny
how do you misread incense as incest?does her bro write in messy cursive?
>>221103983You sound like you'd really enjoy unbirthing
>>221103148what a fag
>>221112694tits are as great as I imagined but it's unfortunate how uncomfortable she looks. I wonder if she's ashamed of where her career has ended up or if she's just never had to actually try to be sexy since most men probably overlook her personality flaws in hoes they'll get a glimpse of those gazongas.
