Seriously how would you talk yourself out of this situation?
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>221108907Kys
>>221108907I wouldn't. I would just listen and that's what no one else did.
>>221108907I wouldn't say anything. I would listen to the gawking. And that's what no one did
>>221108907I wouldn't since I don't have a wife and kid
I would just decide not to get a boner and would also definately not cum
>>221108907I dont even want to begin to imagine what I would do in that situation
Imagine a girl looking like this dressed as that waking up to you to have sex with you while you lay there all powerless and at her mercy, oh god how horrible
>>221108907>I've got chlamydia.
>>221109163OH GOD NO THE HORROR
>Stop! Stop that right now! Don't pull out my penis, don't wiggle it around! Oh good grief, oh no, no! My naked penis is completely exposed. This is mortifying. I DEMAND you hide my penis this instant! No no NO NO WAIT AAAAH NOOOO! I didn't mean in your mouth! That's filthy, I pee and cum in my beautiful 30+ year old wife with that! Get your thick, glossy, barely legal lips off My weiner immediately! Oh no wait now it's exposed again! The viscious cycle! Huh? what are you... HEY! STOP THAT! Don't you dare squat over my dick like that! Can't you see how dangerously close your pretty pink pussy is hovering over my throbbing meat mast!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!??! AAAAH OH NO oh boy oh no your slick and tight vagina is completely stretched around my inflamed member. Get off, GET OFF RIGHT NOW! Oh no, my cock is naked again! Quick, hide it! NO not with your vagina! Get it off! Ah no hide it! Ah no get off! Ah no hide it! Ah! NO! AAAAAAAH! THIS IS HELL IM IN HEEEEEEELL!
>>221109050lol
>>221108907Tell her about your hobbies and give her the ick
NOOOO ANA YOU CAN'TDON'T TANTALIZE AND TEASE ME BY HOVERING THAT BARE PUSSY AND PERFECT SUPPLE ASS OVER MY FACE! I'M A MARRIED MAN GODDAMNIT! QUIT WIGGLING IT AROUND SHOWING ME EVERY INVITING CREVICE! THE SCENT IS WAFTING INTO MY NOSTRILS! T-THIS IS RAPE! I'M BEING RAPED! I'M INVOLUNTARILY BEING MADE THROBBING ERECT BY YOUR WAFTING HONEYPOT PHEROMONES! NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T SIT ON MY FACE AND FORCE FEED ME YOUR PICTURESQUELY PUFFY PERCOLATING PUSSY!ARRGHHHHHHHH
>What the fuck?? Don't you wear my young daughters panties around your tight shaved pussy Ana De Armas that's horrible!!!>You're taking them off and standing directly over me???? NOOOOOOOOO THAT'S EVEN WORSE NOW I CAN SEE YOUR BARE PUSSY AND DELICATE LITTLE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!>Hold on a moment.... Did you just start peeing directly on my face??!?!?!????? AHHHHHHH I'M IN HELL RIGHT NOW THIS IS SIMPLY THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO MEEEEEE!!!
>>221108907>"I got AIDS!"
>>221108907>>221109050ladies if you look back and to your left you'll notice a detolf from Ikea filled with the original One Piece PORTRAIT OF PIRATES figures run. I have all the originals pre-timeskip, including Frankie with his chain arms and glass "juice" bottles accessories.
>>221109163Imagine being forced to see a vagina like that. Jesus Christ, fucking traumatizing.
>>221108907Isn't one of those girls the directors wife? Does he have a cuck fetish or something?
>>221108907>braided beltThis man is gay
>>221108907>>221109163Even in this situation I would manage to fuck up somehow.
>NOOO NOT HER SOFT LITTLE MOUTH AAAAAH DON'T PLEASE
>>221108907I wouldn't... and I'm married. Though, explaining to my wife why the Ring camera picked up me letting in two hot girls from the rain would be a little weird.
>>221109810Yeah the girl that isn't Ana is Eli Roth's ex-wife who became lesbian. The most surprising part is that Eli Roth had a wife
>>221109163>Stop it! I'm a gay man!
>>221109969Removing the tonsils doesn't remove the gag reflex.
>>221109958For me it would be when she takes my pants off and sees my 2" peepee
Men cannot be raped.Change my mind.
>>221110091Can be by other men
>>221110091I lost my virginity at 16 to a 19-year-old. I enjoyed it, though, so does that count?
>>221108907women really have a hard time figuring out belts, huh
>>221108907the one time premature ejaculation would save me>oh no, don't take off my pa *sploooooge* nts
>>221108907I wouldn’t. I’d let them see my extremely tiny cock and watch them leave the room disappointed.
>>221108907spoiler this shit man
>>221108907Scream at the top of my lungs>I LOVE YOU!!! I! LOVE! YOU! I WANT TO MAKE YOU AN LOVED WIFE! I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU SOOO MUCH!!! ICANTIMAGNELIFEWIHTOUTYOU!! PLEASE LET ME LOVE AND HONOR YOU!!!
>>221108907I almost lost my virginity twice but was so nervous I couldn't get my cock hard even both (obese) women tried best sucking and jerking it hard... Those two girls in webm would probably have to settle for my limp shrimp.
>>221108907I wouldn't do anything, I wouldn't have even answered the door (I would assume they're there to steal my organs)
>>221109958I suddenly forsee a movie that starts like obsession>"i wish every hot-girl was into unlucky me...">"no wait, i did not mean to say unluck -oh nononono"back to this situation>he kicks her accidentally in the face
>prime ana literally riding the cum right out of your cock and letting you bust inside her absolutely rawHorrific ordeal, I am literally shaking right now.
>>221109969Genuinely are you the bad guy if you do get hard in this situation? Would a judge rule against you somehow?
>>221109163AHHHHH NOOO DON'T SIT ON MY FACE
>>221109958This.Either I'd blow my load before she even touches my dick, or I'd get stage fright and stay soft
I'd be myself, I'd be nice to them and try to talk with them. It's always worked before.
>>221110261lmao same here but just once. It was a weird feeling having my dick sucked completely soft for like 10 minutes. Porn has fucked me over.
>>221108907I wouldn't. I would just fuck the shit out of both of them and that's what no one else did.
>>221109050bruh
>>221108907Just remind myself I'd rather have a quick 20 min wank session then spend the rest of the night contemplating intellectual concepts and watching interesting YouTube videos about naval history.
>>221109050a year has 365 days not 364 retard
>>221110300Same. I'd go silent and hide upstairs near a window where I could see when they left.
>>221109163my worst nightmare
>221108907>NOOOO PLEASE. ILL SUCK YOUR DICK. YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? ILL EAT YOUR SHITWorks everytime
>>221110545>not 364 retardYou mean 366. The error is that they are on day 366, so she is actually 18 already.
>>221110545It was a leap year.
>>221109107Do you mean the gagging
This would be such a cool human experiment.>find the most loyal guy with a perfect wife and relationship>put him in a situation like this with prime ana de armas>see if he gets hardI feel like no matter how loyal he is, or how much he resists, he's 100% going to end up hard.
>>2211106092015 wasn't a leap year
>>221110631>100% going to end up hard.Duh, you don't need to be no biologist to know this.The question is, would he do anything with them?
>>221110457Kek
>>221110358Men would understand but women are retarded and will think you like little girls
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221110631loyalty doesn't have much to do with it, any man would get hard unless they're gay and never have sex with their wife anyway
>>221110658He would be restrained like Keanu. Will he ejaculate is the real question.
>>221110682WHAT THE FUCK DON'T LET ME SMELL YOUR PUSSYAHHHHHH FUCKING HELL THEY'RE MULTIPLE SIZES TOO SMALL SO THEY WERE REALLY TIGHT AND PRESSED RIGHT UP AGAINST YOUR PUSSYFUCK THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
>>221110631Haha that would sick if they would do this to me haha i mean i love my girlfriend so much but lets say i was restrained by that and a 10/10 would play with my cock would I get hard haha i mean would she be able to make me cum lmao as some sort of prank i bet she wouldnt no matter how hard she'd try haha
>>221110128No, the age gap is inherently problematic because of the power differences and you have been raped even if you don't feel like you were and even if enjoyed it. How you think and feel is irrelevant. You are a victim. And the 19 year old is a rapist and malicious sexual predator even though no harm was caused - Is the answer you'd get from mentally ill people who need therapy
You are all retarded. The reason Kuano Reefs wanted to get out is because those girls were SEVENTEEN FRICKING YEARS OLD!!! This is not okay.
>ask my 36 year old wife (she is fat and ugly) to cosplay and act like Ana in this scene>she gets mad and says no>calls me a pedo
>>221110758yes very terrible
>>221110814living the dreamyou should be thankful to her that she even lets you watch movies
>>221110261>both (obese) womenI think you found your problem, anon. Generally the penis gets harder when the women you're going to have sex with are actually attractive.
>>221110677Some retarded women and men as well might think that. But most people who aren't mentally immature know that physiological reactions of the body are often involuntary, and sexual arousal falls under that. It's the same thing as when you go the doctor and he might hit that spot on your knee with the tiny hammer and it reflexively moves no matter how hard you try and stop it. It would be extremely retarded if in that sort of situation the guy is found guilty. Have no idea how it would be seen legally, but I think it should be seen as rape for both the girl and the guy with neither being the rapist. That would be the woman.
>>221110621haha... no
>>221110091*unzips dick*
If you're raped by a minor, does that make you a pedo?
>>221111226only if you get a boner
>>221109969What is this from?
>>221111533Epstein tapes.(he was innocent, the little girls raped all those billionaires).
>>221111005everybody look at this pedophile
>>221111700>everybody look at this pedophile
>>221109969You can tell this movie is for real hardcore freaks by the 666 in the curtain
>>221110358bro, you are never the bad guy. Never ever ever. Unless the girl says to you you are the bad guy, in which case you may be the bad guy. Otherwise no. Stop listening to crazy people.
>>221109163she got bogged now. sad
imagine being ana de armas and having to act like that
>>221108907UNHAND MY PENIS! These are the dames that's got me by the penis, PEOPLE! Ah, I see you know your kama sutra well.
>>221109029>https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyajI appreciate the effort, always cracks me upAnd I bet 20 zoomers just skip over this goldgem
>>221110077I doubt she'd mind that. 2 inches is a respectable width
>>221109050This would be perfect and saveable if the day count on the 2nd frame was correct
>>221109969what kind of kike writes a scene where a little girl deepthroats someone
>>221108907>nooo don't do this>i beg you>i will lick your cunts, i will eat your shit, do not suck my dick>DON'T SUCK MY DICK.
>>221109958well yeah, if you insinuated in any way that you were into it she'd immediately stop
>>221108907YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GET HARD
>>221114119You already answered with the 4th word
>>221108907>>221109969>oh no. the horror. what unspeakable torture please stop oh no..dang, dont just keep going its literal torture ayeeeeee
>>221108907I show them my collection of Godzilla movie posters. That usually gets the job done.
>>221110091I don't care enough to try and change your mind.
>>221113963This 49 year old slut is so bogged and ugly jesus christ I wish she would vomit acidic shit all over my penis
In college a girl was in bed with me and I couldn't stop flinching when she touched me
>>221109969>I'm acting!
>>221110682>wait, i recognize this smell, are these my daughter panties? you devil!
*pulls out this bad boy*
>>221109969This has to be a French movie, right?
>>221115219or Swedish
i'd say i have an STD.
>>221109163>NOOOOOOOOO! DON"T SIT ON MY FACE! WHATEVER YOU DO!!! AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH HELP ME!
>>221110682There's nothing better than the smell of young pussy. Dear god I miss highschool...
>>221109029I don't even associate the word vocaroo with anything other than "No don't suck my cock" anymore.
>>221115906there were some great vocaroos around when Dumbleposting was at is peak but I never saved any of them unfortunately
>>221115181I still do this
>>221109969noncery
>>221108907>one of my balls has flaky skin and it gets really itchy can you scratch it for me. >oh and warning, the dead skin flakes go everywhere
>>221115219>>221115626It's Polish
>>221118107That was my sixth guess.
>>221118107it's not A Serbian Film?
>>221109163Nooooooo don’t make me go balls deep in your tight turdcutter and then cumfart all over my cock and balls and lick me clean before forcing me to do it a second time!!! Noooooooo!
>>221109163>>221108907This is like my worst nightmare
>>221109969Normies are so fucking stupid.
>>221108907I love the nuclear meltdown this caused in brown goonerfaggots, they have so little sense of honor they treat all sex as THE BESTEST THING EVAR no matter how destructively hedonistic the context, remember that when they all get deported
This scene would be even hotter if they restrained him and just milked his cock to collect his semen for evidence or whatever
>>221119174Haha can you even imagine
Are there any more movies like this? What is this genre called?
>>221109050Uhh wouldn't she be legal a good few states
Yet another shitty garbage movie /tv/ has memed me into watching. Time of my life wasted I'll never get back.Fuck you guys.
>>221121316damn what a quirky bitch
>>221121316Posting a tiktok video isnt helping your argument
I never would have let them in. I'd assume they were going to rob me or something.
>>221109163And people say she’s mid. This had to be funny to make though and the idea is crazy enough and the cast and Eli Roth were good enough to make it work. This is right when keanu did John wick so that was funny
>>221121363This. Tell them you'll call a tow truck but never invite them in. Im having a garage sale tomorrow and im carrying my gun with me because I dont know what these fucks are going to pull.
>>221109029thank you for your servicefpbpits the only reason i go into knock knock threads
>>221121357What argument?
>>221109969T-that's terrible.
>>221109163NO! NO! NOT THE INCREDIBLY TIGHT DICK HUGGING TEEN PUSSY! I'M A GOOD MAN! NOOOOOOO!
>>221110091Men in prisons everywhere would disagree.
>>221110091I agree and I'm really fucking tired of society insisting otherwise. You've got men now acting like women, calling themselves rape victims and pretending they're super traumatised. It's pathetic.
>>221109029I still need this hero to return and make an updated version where he says no don’t suck my cock and eat my shit. We need him now more than anything, and I still believe.
>>221109195If Reeves had delivered exactly this performance, it would have been oscar worthy.
Holy shit how horryfying what horror movie is this?
>>221114086have ai fix it for ya
>>221121681Ring Ring
>>221109969I hate how obvious it is when the camera angel changes, it's clearly an adult unzipping his pants.
>>221121728EEEWWW What the heck is wrong with you? So you actually want a little girl to do that? Your sick
>>221121756they could have used a midget.
>>221121786Having sex with midgets is illegal in my country because it enables pedophilia
>>221109969Name of the movie is Small World (2021) btw
>>221121801who cares about your country?
>>221122043Damn. Disney park ride films have gotten weird since Jungle Cruise.
>>221109969>the writer’s barely disguised fetish
>>221108907Better question is how would I talk myself into this situation
>>221109969>slavshit ‘‘‘movie’’’Wow what a surprise the people who had 10 year olds giving bjs on the streets only 30 years ago still have pedo urges…truly shocking…
>>221108907my biggest fear would be that they tried to shove something up my ass, not that they sucked my dick
>>221108907and that's why keanu is the greatest actor to ever live
>>221109163>looking like thisMediocre with no tits and ass?
>>221109969>made by poletard pedosIs it time we all finally admit that Hitler was right about these subhumans.
>>221123187He goes back and murders all the satanists in their elite mansion later on.
>>221108907>Please stop, I'm gay!
>>221108907I would be all for it, very enthusiastic about it, since they get off on the rape aspect of whole deal
This would be so horrible
I'd lie back and think of England.
>>221121316oh man, that pumpkin pie looks absolutely delicious
>>221109029i wonder how many plays this got over the years
>>221113985
>>221109969>why are the Europeans the only ones who make pedokino?
>>221121621Some of them are faggots looking for the slightest excuse to be victims no doubt, completely agree. But I think in some cases they might have actually been affected enough for it to be considered rape. Like boys in their late teens, maybe even a couple years beyond. Not to propagate leftist retardation about all sexual experience at this age being automatically harmful and traumatic, not saying that. Just that for most actual cases where you can reasonably say that a 'guy' has been raped, they'd have to be in those age ranges. We live in a society and culture that inantilizes the youth so naturally a lot of them are a lot less mature than they would have been in the past. The transition from childhood to adulthood has been stretched out further. And even putting this aside, there are probably guys out there that have little to no sex drive. So they literally don't want it, and I can imagine for them it just wouldn't be the same thing. Also the scenarios where a younger guy is overpowered by an older dude, that's probably the most clear cut case of rape and probably the kind the victim would be least likely to admit to and talk about. So I think it's probably good to keep these factors in mind whenever you see guys talking about having been raped. There's a truth to it but the kind of retardation in present day society exaggerates it and blows it out of proportion as usual where they insist guys can be raped in just the same way girls can. It's just not the same.
>>221108907PS (Public Service Announcement): Keanu wasn't acting there!
>>221124281thats TREACLE TART YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD
>>221109958>i have you now anon teehee>wait>is that an uncut cock>she leaves in disgustphew that was close.
>>221110091Other men can rape you
This is my worst nightmare
>>221108907MY DICK IS ONLY 5 INCHES!
>>221110358Didn't a guy go to jail for being drugged and raped by some teen?
>>221121316>Mimik her actions to prove I too have free will>realise I don’t have free will
>>221109413This is what we could have had if you chuds hadn't put Drumpf in office in 2016. I hope you're happy.
>>221110358100% yes a judge would throw the book at you
>>221110358heres the hard thing: proving it was rape and not the other way around
>>221109413where are the 2 other pages?asking for a friend
>>221115813How long did you teach for?
MY PHIMOSIS STINK
>>221108907this is so cruel
>>221109050Based
>>221125295She's Latina. Uncut cocks are the norm to them.
>>221109969holy shit lmao
>>221109969
>>221121316hoping she was going to put on some freshly chilled panties
>>221109050You didn’t account for daylight saving time you sick fuck
>>221108907hes really not fighting that hard.
Is there a bigger hack than Eli Roth, who literally only has a career because Tarantino is retarded to the point of being pals with him?
