>not a single thread about this filmWell? What do WE think of it, anons?Is it good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP5Q1asDpy4
>releasing a he-man movie during pride monthReal subtle guys
>>221110872>black Man at Arms>brown goblina lesbian coded Teela>pronouns>Jared LetoNot even worth a pirate desu.
>>221110872I loved it, a shame it won't get a sequelI hope they give Travis Knight a star wars movie, he is a good fit for itAlso, the soundtrack was FIRE, probably best soundtrack this year right now
>>221110872Look s awesome, at leasthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781285163891585.mp4
>>221110872shill thread
>>221110940I noticed you don’t do this when dc has movies up
>>221110940>shil- STFU you mouthbreather.It's not shilling to make a thread to discuss the newest thing out.
You've made this thread for days and we've told you the same thing. It's woke and we're glad it bombed. Because it's woke.
>>221110920>I hope they give Travis Knight a star wars movie, he is a good fit for itbad b8
>>221111003>You've made this thread for days And yet I haven't seen a single one on this board.This thread (which I made) was the first one I've seen since the film's release.
>>221110872One of the worst movies I've ever seen in theaters. I sat through the first 30 minutes and walked out (though I did movie hop to it).I hate all capeshit and capeshit-adjacent movies made in the last 15 years so idk why I thought I might like this.
>>221110969No, we do it then too. It's all shit
>>221111195>>221110990Holy fuck, the shills are weak today.
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>>221111336>DUH I havent seen a single thread about He Man before mineshut the fuck up.
>>221110911>>Jared LetoWhat of him? He can be a good actor, when given the right role.Doesn't seem like he would be a bad Skeletor.>>black Man at ArmsFair enough. There's just too much of that shite, even if Idris Elba is a good actor.
>>221110920Agreed
>>221110920This. It was a fun film with kickass music.
>>221110872I love it. Wasn't a fan of He-man before but now I am. Went home and watched the 80s movie right after. I love Skeletor, in both movies actually. Why is he such a good villain?>>221111229Shit that didn't happen lmao. Are all the jeets who were dogeared to shill for Mandolorian and Groku just being tasked with flaming He-man for whatever reason?
>>221114241>Why is he such a good villain?Perfect amount & balance between campy ham and seriousness, combined into a very cool design.
>>221110872Teela looks like brown Claire Redfield and has a nice tuckas
>>221110932You know, this wasn't even on my radar a little bit but after that webm I think I'll watch it once a good 2160P becomes available. I haven't watched any mindless action fantasy schlock in awhile.
>>221110932>is super jacked and then...just regular jacked
>>221114964Bruh wdym.There's a clear difference before and after getting da powah.
>>221115089After the transformation is over, he doesn't look as fantastical or impressive.
>>221110932Then someone immediately makes fun of him, no doubt.
>>221115157Nah there just impressed at his aura, until he starts fighting and they realize he has no idea how to effectively use the powah yet. But he learns quickly.
I enjoyed it.
>>221115119Sure, he doesn't look as impressive as Lundgren did, but tbf very few people can actually get his physique (or Arnie's).A body suit+ complementary CGI might have been one viable option to consider.
>>221115317Does Skeletor die or just KO? I honestly can't tell, since his head is a skeleton.
>>221115364I agree. It wasn't a letdown or anything as I get why hard-core roiding for roles is frowned upon now. Maybe this actor can naturally gain more muscle over the course of shooting one or maybe even two more movies.
>>221115412He is reduced to only a head. Evil Lyn comes collecting his head in the post-post credits scene. As it ends you hear her and Skeletor’s laughter, a tease that they both will return.
>>221113087I was really having a blast watching it too. I'm definitely going to watch it again with all my friends, and I have plenty of them too.
>>221114407I think there is also just something cool about a cosmic evil skeleton wizard duking it out with an Aryan barbarian man fighting for the forces of good in the middle of the universe. Something very conceptually metal about that
>>221110872Indisputable kino, a modern classic.
>>221115089there is when they do the transformation but he's obviously huge and jacked in the real world under his shirt the entire time kek, they should've CGI demuscled him a little bit or something
you gotta admit this theme was greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwSpzK8rFl4
>>221110872>WEKill yourself redditfag tourist
>>221110872Best soundtrack in years
A sequel named Xhe-mxn is already in the work
Watched it last weekend. They never even refer to him as He-Man. Fuck this surf Dracula horse shit.
>>221110872He-Man accidentally dropping a bunch of rubble on his own dad followed by what was supposed to be a touching near death moment was pretty hilarious.
I never saw this on tv when I was a kid besides the memes.I think it came out like 40 years too late.
>>221111003>It's woke and we're glad it bombed. Because it's woke.Good.>She's affected by toxic masculinity just as much as the men in the film. And I think she's sort of adopted masculinity to protect herself in this very masculine world. It's how she survives. She's in survival mode, and has been for a very long time." https://ew.com/masters-of-the-universe-he-man-nicholas-galitzine-camila-mendes-cover-story-11948306
Men training full-time for six months minimum for a short shirtless scene vs women being asked to suck in her stomach.>"Truthfully, I feel like I learned a lot about myself and how far I was willing to push myself and really suffering for it," Galitzine tells Entertainment Weekly of his training regimen, working with celebrity personal trainer David Kingsbury, who's also helped sculpt Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Chris Hemsworth, and more. "And it took a really, really long time. It's really not for the faint of heart. This is something that you need to do full-time for six months minimum, but I'm really happy." >Lili Reinhart said that a male director once told her to 'suck in your stomach'
>>221118327>Man training full-time for a short shirtless scene Worth it. It's good for the scene itself, good for the actor & his image, and overall good PR.
>>221118389But an actress being asked to "suck in her stomach" or told to lose her weight is worse than the Holocaust.>What I would say is that, ‘If you want to cast me, awesome. But if you think you want to cast me, but 20 pounds less me or 40 pounds less me, that’s actually another [actress]. https://www.today.com/health/bryce-dallas-howard-body-comments-rcna137060
>>221118438making BDH lose weight is a crime so that's a good thing actually`
>>221110920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwSpzK8rFl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AHWXLz2cw8
>>221110872Goddamn this was kino
This faggy shill thread is still going? Holy shit
>>221119513Why did this movie trigger you, chuddie?
I saw it again today. It was better the second time. Undoubtedly the best Thor movie.
>>221119531
>>221110920>I hope they give Travis Knight a star wars movieI was thinking the same thing, particularly in regards to the action sequences. That scene of Dian in the end going nuclear with the rifle and blasters felt like something that should've been in Solo or The Mandalorian. All of the action is so fast, unlike everything in Star Wars which feels like it needs to slow down to let the audience catch up.You'd think after John Wick made bank they'd realize that when you shoot an action sequence, it needs to be fast and have tempo.
>>221119595You are feeling genocided, aren't you?
>>221119620(shill)
>>221119634Your incel tears are delicious, they only heighten my enjoyment of this kino
>RAM MAN, GIVE 'EM HEAD
>>221118179Why are you in every He-man thread you massive nigger faggot lmao. You post in the exact same faggy way in every thread
>>221110872It’s not some masterpiece of cinema or anything, but it’s an entertaining popcorn flick. I had a great time watching it.
>>221118179He calls himself He-Man at the end you fantastical turbonigger.
>>221112169He was a great Skeletor.
>>221119665I audibly laughed desu
>>221119705Yeah and the other characters laugh and call it stupid. Do the thing or don’t.
Movie was kino.
>>221114407Having his eyes darting around added a lot to him.
>>221119680Because I’m right. Do the thing or don’t. If you’re too afraid to refer to He-Man as He-Man in the fucking He-Man movie, don’t fucking make it in the first place.
>>221119650shit, this really is just a mindless bot
>>221114653Extremely. I couldn’t take my eyes off it.
>>221119705>He calls himself He-Man at the endSurf Dracula
>>221115544Fucking nice.
>>221119724They also laugh at his nickname for Teela as well as the other characters. What's your point?
>>221119800My point is that it fucking sucks and drags down the movie.
>>221119744
>>221119814Did you shit and piss yourself out of impotent virgin rage?
>>221119887Yeah I sure was laughing when they repeated the Fisto joke for the fifth time.
>>221119896No, you felt physically threatened and screamed about white birthrates
>>221119907Why are you defending horribly lazy writing? This movie feels ten years too late.
>>221119814Okay? I personally think it factored in well since it plays a part in Adam's initially turbulent relationship with the Heroes of Eternia, but by the end they embrace him and their names. I would agree that it would be strange if the sequel (never-ever) played the same joke, but it functioned well in this origin story to introduce the characters and tie in to the development.
>>221119918It was very good writing chuddie
>>221119951Absolutely not.
>>221119958You are just triggered and shaken by black man at arms, little chuderoni
>>221119969You accusing me of being a chud is confusing to me. Chuds are complaining about it being woke and having race-swapping. My main complaint is that the Marvel style humor is both very dated and mostly doesn’t land. This movie should’ve been more sincere. I liked Idris just fine as Man-at-Arms (which the movie never even calls him).
>>221119844Yes, you faggotbots keep spouting, literally, the same shit terms over and over. That's why we use that.Good job proving my point!!!!!!!!!
>>221110920>the soundtrack was FIRESaying anything was "fire" means you're a retarded zoomer and automatically questions your goyslop tastes.
>>221120025>Zoomer>Watching MOTUCome on
>>221120025You're thinking of "lit"."Fire" has been used in slang since the early 90s.
>>221119741They literally all accept their names in the end. You are retarded and coping. The movie was kino and you can't convince anyone it wasn't you dicksucker
>Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker showed grifter reality by being paid by Amazon to give this movie a good review>all the threads on /tv/: NO IT'S LE HECKIN' GOOD THE HR JOKE IS MAKING FUN OF HR! HAHA YEAH IT'S A MARVELMOVIE QUIPFEST BUT IT'S /hopecore/ so it's FREAKIN' GOOD!I am so tired of pretending to care about old IP slop
>>221120106>in the end Surf fucking Dracula. DO THE THING OR DON’T
>>221120023>weThere is no 'we', chud, its just you.
>>221120110Having a proper meltie lol
>>221120134right. just me and the bots
>>221120145He-Man is the gayest shit in the universe to care about, let alone have it be the master of anything
>>221120122true surf dracula is if he didnt get the power til the very end instead of 20 min in
>>221120122Get a new line fuckin loser lmao. Movie was kino
>>221120202It was absolutely not even close to 20 minutes in. Try about 45. This movie was also way too long.
>>221120209Nobody is in line cause this shit is flopping lmao
This movie felt like they completely cut an earlier scene with the sorceress or something. They never even go to Castle Greyskull.
>>221114407I enjoyed it. I want this to be the only He-Man movie. I want them to make She-Ra and then be done with it. It was fun. He-Man doesn't make enough sense to examine in a multi-movie franchise. It's a campy ride and well done. I think they made the right decision to channel Flash-Gordon and Thor: Ragnarok. It really benefitted from a rock opera score. Ten year olds won't notice that it is too-Queen-Forward. This He-Man movie never forgot that He-Man is for kids despite the death.My only peeve on the score is that it would have been better if it was more coherent. Near the end we get some of the theme we expect but there was none of it in the early movie. It had a nice score, but it just didn't have any unifying thread - the original theme music could maybe have tied it all together just sprinkled in as a hint ( I am not a music guy but with a 200 million dollar budget they could have hired one. ) Queen does work for this but Queen actually composed stuff for Flash Gordon. Why couldn't they have gotten some old Queen-Fan type musicians to do original music ( and it doesn't have to sound exactly like Queen )? I haven't seen any rock opera fantasy movie really hit the mark in a long time Thor: Ragnarok included. They approach but never commit. The score really helped though. In a few places He-Man felt like Star Wars - IN A GOOD WAY. Not all the way through but in places and they were places where we heard the original music that was written for this movie. All in all I give it a thumbs up, but I HOPE it's a one-off. It might be..
>>221120436>$2 of Amazon Prime Credit had been added to your account! Redeem now!
>>221110872I have no nostalgia for MOTU, but saw this in IMAX. I thought it was great. It made me laugh and even get misty-eyed. The first transformation is fucking exhilarating, and the extended fight later in the film are all hyped up by a terrific sound track. You're undoubtedly going to get people saying it sucks because it is very Marvel-coded humor wise. But, the movie was entertaining.
>>221120491they did use the fisting joke too many times
>>221110872The plot would make more sense if he’d lost his memory like in Hook and have Adam become an illustrator or something, subconsciously drawing from his suppressed memories of Eternia.
>>221110911Also unfunny and hates its fans.
>>221119709
Speaking as a 40 year old ancient millennial fuck, the movie is fun. All the shit the far right grifters are claiming is "woke" is just them being retarded like they always are.Teela is fucking hot, He-Man is fucking hot, Leto as Skeletor is SOMEHOW the best fucking casting. Idris Elba is fucking great, and the score? The score is fucking pure CINEMA. But then again I went into the movie not having listened to anyone and forming my own opinion, instead of letting some CosmicBookNews reject grifters tell me I should hate it because it's "too campy" or "too gay" or whatever the fuck. I wanted to see a himbo beating the fuck out of a bitchy skeleton and that's exactly what I got.
>>221110872Test 2
>>221110920>>221112310>>221113087>>221119727
>>221120674>the movie is fun.Stopped right there. All I need to know it's actually shit.
